I’m Not a Scumbag

Gu Pengfei was in a hurry to see his wife, so he left Lin Fang alone at the door and didn't talk about it, and he never remembered it afterwards. When he saw Lin Fang at this moment, he thought, "Why are you still here?" Spit out.

Because of this, when Lin Fang stared at him with resentment, Gu Pengfei felt guilty for a while, and then he remembered that he also said that Lin Fang would have dinner together.

Gu Pengfei didn't dare to look at Lin Fang, so he shyly approached Fang Youxi and asked, "Wife, do you have any important news to announce quickly, I'm still cooking vegetables in my pot!"

Fang Youxi gave Gu Pengfei a blank look and said, "This is a big happy event for our old Fang family. It is much more important than eating! What are you in a hurry?"

Gu Pengfei whispered quietly: "You old Fang's family has many happy events, and I have never seen anything more important than eating!"

Fang Youxi raised her voice and asked murderously, "Lao Gu, what did you just say?"

Gu Pengfei said with a straight face: "I said that a son-in-law is half a son, and the happy event of the old Fang family is my happy event, of course it is important!"

"It's almost..."

Fang Youxi was very satisfied with Gu Pengfei's attitude, and just nodded her head in praise, but suddenly felt that something was not right, she patted Gu Pengfei and said angrily: "Don't talk nonsense, this time is different! The happy event I'm talking about is Really, our little fairy and Lin are together! Isn't it, little fairy? Xiao Lin?"

I want to correct you, from the grammatical point of view, "together" is a continuous tense, indicating a process, which is not correct, it should be said "together", it is a past tense, indicating a result!

Fang Lingxian is my ex-girlfriend, not my current girlfriend!

I'm sorry sister-in-law, I can't hold it anymore, I'm going to showdown!

Lin Fang turned her head to look at Fang Lingxian, and was about to speak. After Fang Lingxian, the former national martial arts champion, retired, she showed her competitive state for the first time. She stood side by side with Lin Fang in a swish, wrapped her arms around his neck, and moved towards her. Pressing on his shoulder, he said softly in a stiff and slightly threatening tone: "Smile and say yes, I owe you a favor. My cousin came to me today to introduce me to a blind date. You are lucky. It’s so easy to deliver to your door, but if you don’t help me, I will take revenge!”

Lin Fang found that Fang Lingxian's strength was not as strong as he thought.

Even her speed was much slower than she imagined.

If you want to, you can completely hide yourself.

In other words, my physical potential is actually comparable to that of a national martial arts champion? Even though it's only a women's team, it's amazing!

Could it be that I am still a buried martial arts prodigy?

Lin Fang thought about it for a while, then glanced at Fang Lingxian, and in her impoverished attitude, he could see her weakness and helplessness, and when his heart softened, he looked at Fang Youxi, nodded with a smile, "Sister-in-law, this is this. Really. Originally, Xianxian and I planned to hide it for a while. I was mainly worried that my uncle and aunt would not agree with the two of us being together. You know... the elderly are usually more traditional, and it is difficult to accept that the age gap is too large. thing!"

Fang Youxi nodded thoughtfully and said, "Who said no? Our Laogu is only eight years older than me. Back then, my dad almost broke his leg. Once, he made a fuss and even bothered the police to run away. I made a trip. That time my dad really wanted to call the police and send Lao Gu in. He had already thought about the crime, abducting an underage girl..."

Lin Fang glanced at Gu Pengfei and smiled meaningfully.

Since I accidentally heard this kind of news, I have to make good use of it.

Gu Pengfei felt even more guilty when he saw Lin Fang's expression. He laughed dryly and said, "You guys are talking well, why are you pulling me on? It's been so many years, I forgot that you even mentioned it. What does it do?"

Fang Youxi raised her eyebrows, glared at Gu Pengfei, and said in a cold tone: "Okay, Gu Pengfei, no wonder I went back to my mother's house for more than a week this time, and you didn't move or worry at all. I forgot. Don't you think about it? Well, I know you think so! Divorce! Leave now, whoever doesn't leave is a bastard, go, follow me to the Civil Affairs Bureau!"

Lin Fang: "???"

Fang Lingxian: "!!"

what's the situation?

What are you talking about, suddenly you are about to get divorced?

So exciting... Isn't it, women are so emotional once they get married?

There's nothing wrong with what Brother Gu said, right?

Lin Fang looked at Fang Youxi for a long time, but couldn't figure out where she was angry.

If she pays well in the future, she will become like this...

Lin Fang just thought about it for a moment, couldn't help but shivered, and decisively pinched off the image associations in his mind.

Just keep the status quo...

If you're happy, stay together, if you're not happy, stay together.

Let's talk about marriage for such a long time.

If one day I can't figure it out, I want to court death, and then consider marriage!

No wonder people often say that marriage is a tomb, but isn't it just about finding a cemetery and burying yourself?

"Cousin!"

Fang Lingxian stood beside her and saw the change in Lin Fang's expression clearly, she secretly screamed: Oops!

Fang Youxi and Gu Pengfei have been married for so many years, from the quarrel, cold war, and breakup at the beginning, to the current quarrel, cold war, and divorce. After leaving, the relationship between the two people is getting better and better.

In addition to Gu Pengfei's ten-year-old straight male aesthetic, Fang Youxi and Gu Pengfei are actually a pair that Fang Lingxian admires very much.

She knew that Fang Youxi was trying to pinch Gu Pengfei, but Lin Fang didn't know!

She knew very well that Fang Youxi was giving Lin Fang a very wrong demonstration in person.

Fang Lingxian knew that she had to make up for it quickly. If Lin Fang misunderstood that marriage was a terrible thing because of Fang Youxi's special coquettish way against Gu Pengfei, it would be too bad!

"Why? Didn't you see me discussing things with your cousin-in-law?"

"Have you discussed it like this? Or, I and Lin Fang will learn from the two of you and play separately?"

"What's the point? There are more than one billion people in the vast crowd. It's not bad for one person to remember two hundred people in a lifetime. It's even easier than winning the lottery to meet someone you like and love yourself. Say goodbye, hurt feelings... uh..."

"Say, cousin, I'm listening, you continue!"

Fang Lingxian looked at Fang Youxi with a polite smile on her face.

My cousin is really good at persuading people. Look at this little word, it's a set, it's really convincing...

"Cough cough!"

Fang Youxi snapped back to her senses, and she also realized that she should not show her wayward side in front of Lin Fang.

It's a mess... If Lin Fang misunderstands that this is the true face of the Fang family girl, then it's not good... Although this is actually true, but before getting married, you still have to cover it up.

"Then what..."

Fang Youxi squeezed out a gentle smile and said to Lin Fang: "Xiao Lin, don't get me wrong, my brother Gu and I are just kidding! This is our special way of getting along, not really wanting a divorce, I It's through these methods that let him know how important I am. I also need him to show that he cares and values ​​me, women are insecure, and they like to find a sense of existence through these little things..."

Lin Fang was thoughtful after hearing this.

What Fang Youxi said, Lin Fang has also experienced it, is that still... a previous life?

Lin Fang remembered that it was a blind date who had dated him several times. Let's call it his girlfriend. The girl was a full hour late for the third date with Lin Fang.

At that time, Lin Fang reminded her, and as a result, the girl had a fight with Lin Fang, and finally broke up.

The girl thought that Lin Fang would coax her. Maybe she thought at the time, just like Fang Youxi said now, in order to find a sense of existence, to prove that she was important in Lin Xin's heart, and she lacked a sense of security.

It's right to think so, but she only forgot one thing. Blind date is not about falling in love, but about marriage as a business, which is traded on the market. Love can be used as an additional commodity, and it is agreed in the contract of the transaction. But it itself is worthless in this deal.

Lin Fang smiled and shook his head. He still remembered this incident, but the girl's image in his memory was already blurred.

Even the reason why he still remembers this incident is because he found out that it was already going to be a blind date, and many unreliable girls still don't know the situation, they don't know that they are surplus goods, they are already on discounts and put them on sale. When I traded in the market, I thought it was a different way to fall in love, which was unrealistic and full of girlish fantasies.

Since then, no matter how hard his mother forced himself, Lin Fang was reluctant to go on a blind date with those unreliable girls.

Thinking about the past blind dates, and looking at the number of his ex-girlfriends now, Lin Fang suddenly felt that his ex-girlfriends were much more reliable than them.

If you really want to get married, if you choose any one of these ex-girlfriends, you will fall out of the blind date.

"It's okay, sister-in-law, I understand!"

Lin Fang smiled brightly at Fang Youxi and said, "How about I go to the kitchen to help Brother Gu and quickly cook the meal? I feel a little hungry..."

Fang Youxi also realized this, and said, "Yes! Yes! Cook, hurry up to cook! Lao Gu, what are you doing, go to the kitchen! Xiaolin, you are a guest, so there is no reason to go to the kitchen, I should come Bar!"

Gu Pengfei pulled Lin Fang and said, "It's okay, just let Xiao Lin help me. I have a good relationship with him, and he is the object of Lingxian's sister, not an outsider!"

Fang Youxi hesitated for a moment, then looked at Lin Fang: "This..."

Lin Fang smiled and nodded, "Brother Gu is right, sister-in-law, I'm going to help!"

The two big men entered the kitchen one after the other. Gu Pengfei pulled the door of the kitchen, and kept it closed. He glanced out through the crack of the door and confirmed that Fang Youxi and Fang Lingxian did not come. He relaxed. After a sigh of relief, he looked at Lin Fang sharply, and said anxiously, "Brother, what's the matter with you? Don't you have a girlfriend? Why is my daughter-in-law and her cousin dating again?"

Lin Fang glanced at Gu Pengfei and said, "Brother Gu, are you embarrassed to ask me? Who left me outside the door and ran away by myself? Let me tell you the truth, Fang Lingxian, I do know him. , but she's my ex-girlfriend. We've dated before, and we've broken up long ago. I don't know how I'm so small, but I've met her again here! Can't I tell? You insist on me!"

"Uh…"

Gu Pengfei was a little embarrassed by what Lin Fang said. According to this, he was really irrelevant.

If it weren't for his relationship, Lin Fang would definitely not have fallen into such an embarrassing field.

Gu Pengfei scratched his head and said, "You both broke up, why does Lingxian still say that you are dating?"

Lin Fang glanced outside the door and said, "Brother Gu, I think you shouldn't ask me about this, but your daughter-in-law. If she didn't want to talk about insiders or outsiders, she would have to give it to Xian. When Xian introduced the blind date, she would not be angry and say that she and I are still in a relationship."

Gu Pengfei was stunned for a moment and said, "Is there such a thing?"

Thinking about it carefully, Gu Pengfei thinks it is very reasonable.

The cousins ​​Fang Lingxian and Fang Youxi are actually quite distant. Their grandfathers are brothers to each other. In truth, they are just the same great-grandfather.

That is to say, there are more males than females in the Fang family. When they were young, they often spent the year at their great-grandfather's house. These two cousins, who were quite a few years apart, often played together, and gradually they became good friends.

The blood relationship between the two people is relatively weak, and the friendship relationship is closer.

It is also because of this relationship that Fang Youxi is more concerned about Fang Lingxian's marriage. UU Reading www.uukanshu.com

"Then what do we do?"

Gu Pengfei felt a headache. He knew better than anyone who Fang Youxi was.

Unless Fang Youxi doesn't speak, as long as she makes up her mind, unless she gets things done or suffers serious setbacks, she won't give up easily.

That's right, his wife is the legendary wicker stone, stinky and hard.

"What should we do?"

Lin Fang took out a pair of chopsticks, put a mixed preserved egg in his mouth, chewed it twice, and said, "Gu Ge, what should you do! I was pulled by you, sister-in-law's question, I will help you Solved, other derivative problems, should you also help me solve them?"

"This... hehe..."

Gu Pengfei laughed dryly, rubbed his hands and said, "It's the truth, but you also know that your sister-in-law has a tough temper. She usually comes to pinch me, so I can't do anything about her, right?"

"I put too much soy sauce, and it's a little salty. You didn't put vinegar, right? The preserved eggs will be more astringent if you don't put vinegar. If you put vinegar, you can neutralize the alkaline taste, and the taste will be much better."

Lin Fang pointed to the mixed preserved egg, patted Gu Pengfei's pocket again, and said, "Brother Gu, times have changed. You used to have no money, but now you have a lot of money in your pocket. Sister-in-law is tough, so take it. The money is smashed! It will make her soft!"

Huh? Seems to make sense!

Gu Pengfei's eyes lit up, and he couldn't help rubbing his hands again.

Although he won a lot of money, he didn't dare to spend it randomly, even if he wanted to spend money, he didn't find another woman, but went to some beauty shop and tried the machine health care.

But let him spend money on his wife, he is still very willing.

Especially trying the feeling of the uncle on the wife, spending a lot of money, the taste is very refreshing to think about!

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