I’m Not a Scumbag

What are you standing there, Miss Ben is not stupid!

It's exciting to run after pretending to be forceful!

Luo Qingyu pretended not to hear, and walked forward on her own.

Then she suddenly felt a tightness in her neck, her collar was tight, and her throat was strangled.

"Stop it!"

Luo Qingyu grabbed her collar, turned around and patted Lin Fang, and said in a feigned anger, "You made me hurt!"

Lin relaxed and opened Luo Qingyu's back neckline, folded his arms around his arms, and said with a chuckle, "Miss Luo Qingyu, did you forget something?"

Luo Qingyu pretended to think for a moment, then shook his head and said, "No! I haven't forgotten anything."

"Then I'll remind you. When do you plan to honor the two sets of magic dragons you promised me?"

"What do you mean by that? Do you think I'll default on my debt? I don't like it, take it back from me!"

Luo Qingyu made Lin Fang feel familiar, which made him think of Xia Xuejian all of a sudden.

It's just that compared to Xia Xuejian's aura of president Fan Er, Luo Qingyu only has the appearance, but doesn't grasp the essence.

If it wasn't for Lin Fang's unusual experience, he would have been frightened by Luo Qingyu.

The COSERs of the second dimension are indeed not ordinary people.

Lin Fang was as good as he was. He nodded and said, "Okay, I'll take it back. Then, may I ask, Miss Luo Qingyu, who doesn't plan to default on her debts, when will she arrange the Shenlong suit?"

"If you can, how about your next life?"

Oops, if you're not careful, how can you say what's on your mind?

"What do you think?"

"Hey-hey……"

Looking at Lin Fang's somewhat unkind eyes, Luo Qingyu laughed dryly, and said tentatively, "I think... OK? Cough! Well, I know it won't work, so will it take a while? This kind of thing, Too often is bad for your health! Besides, aren't you allergic to alcohol?"

Lin Fang: "..."

Tell me clearly, why is it bad for your health?

Did you get infected by Huang Xin?

Lin Fang patted his stomach and said, "Sorry, it seems that I'm just allergic to beer. Champagne, I'm fine. When is the time, give me a schedule."

Luo Qingyu said embarrassingly, "I can do it as soon as possible, as soon as possible?"

Shenlong sets, such an expensive props, you must make the best use of it.

But I don't have any need to pretend recently, so I can't force a wave, right?

That is too unnatural, and it is easy to fall into the inferior position.

Invisible coercion is the most deadly, it must be natural.

What kind of urgency are you, a tool person?

The more Luo Qingyu thought about it, the more angry she became. She couldn't help but gave Lin Fang a blank look and said, "I managed to get rich overnight, can't you let me be a rich woman for two more days? You will be happy only if you let me return to poverty. Do you still have any sympathy? Hmph, for the rich and inhumane!"

She dropped these words, and walked further and further angrily, and soon disappeared, leaving only Lin Zong to be messed up in the wind.

……

In a flash, it was time for the weekend to get off work. Lin Fang told Gu Pengfei about the arrival of the funds early yesterday morning. He thought he would be very happy, but based on the observation of the past two days, Lin Fang found that Gu Pengfei was in a constant state. Something is not quite right.

Taking advantage of the time after get off work, Lin Fang caught up with Gu Pengfei, got into his car together, and said, "Brother Gu, why do I feel that you are a little unhappy these two days?"

"Hey!"

Gu Pengfei sighed and said, "Brother, I'm not afraid to tell you the truth, it's the ninth day of the week, and your sister-in-law hasn't come back. I originally thought that the happiest thing in life is having money, having time, and not having my wife. By my side. But when I advanced 100,000 yuan from you, my wife was not there, and I was really happy. But after I received a lot of money from you yesterday, I missed my wife..."

Even in two lifetimes, Lin Fang couldn't get Gu Pengfei's point.

Once a person lives in a house for a long time, his sociality will be weakened little by little, and his feelings will be weak little by little.

Lin Fang had never been in love, and he couldn't understand Gu Pengfei's longing emotion.

Others... the world is so big, why don't you go and see it?

What is your wife thinking?

Lin Fang didn't understand, but it didn't prevent him from speaking out a persuasion that met Gu Pengfei's psychological expectations: "How about... Brother Gu, go and bring your sister-in-law back?"

Gu Pengfei was obviously a little moved, but he pretended to be hesitant and said, "What to pick up! She wants to go by herself, so I won't go!"

Lin Fang wanted to laugh when he saw it, so he decided to peel it off, and he said: "Gu Ge, what a man! You are so right, I also think that this woman just can't get used to it if she doesn't come back for three days! Well, the big deal is divorce, Gu Ge, you just happen to find someone younger and more beautiful!"

Gu Pengfei: "..."

No, that's not how the script was written, right?

Gu Pengfei stared at Lin Fang for a while before he came to his senses and explained, "What... Brother Lin, you don't understand my relationship with your sister-in-law. We have been through ups and downs all these years, because Divorce for a trivial matter, that's really not a crime!"

Lin Fang nodded and said, "Oh. So, let's go get my sister-in-law back."

Gu Pengfei: "No way! Ah? No... you've messed up my thinking!"

You young people are so out of position! I can't do it anymore!

Gu Pengfei was embarrassed by himself for a while, laughed at himself, shook his head and said, "I'm also used to beating around the bush with customers, and I really don't suit the rhythm of your young people's speech. But you're right, go and pick up your sister-in-law! Our generation is just too fond of pretending, not as upright as you young people!"

Lin Fang nodded and said, "Okay, Brother Gu, if you go to pick up your sister-in-law, I'll get off the bus first."

Gu Pengfei quickly pressed the central control lock, pulled Lin Fang, and said, "Don't! Brother, you can't go! You have the idea, you have to be responsible to the end, you have to accompany me to pick up your sister-in-law. !"

WHAT?

Brother Gu, you are so boring!

According to what you said, I want to help you introduce the object, and I have to help you in the bridal chamber? Responsible in the end!

SHUTUP!

I shouldn't have persuaded you, I shouldn't have pretended to be a Virgin, this is a good thing, for your own good, you are still relying on me!

Lin Fang frowned and said with a bitter face: "Brother Gu, I want to go out on such a pleasant weekend, you pick up your sister-in-law, how good it would be to live your two-person world, don't bring me this light bulb, I'm too bright Now, I'm afraid of flashing to you!"

Gu Pengfei looked at Lin Fang up and down a few times, touched his chin and said, "That's true, I didn't even notice if you didn't say it. You seem to be more handsome than before. Did you go for plastic surgery?"

Lin Fang touched his eyebrows and hair, and denied it a little happily: "How could it be possible, I have a good foundation, that is, I had my hair done and trimmed my eyebrows. I didn't expect it to be quite handsome."

Gu Pengfei rolled his eyes and said, "Don't be shy, come with me!"

When Lin Fang saw Gu Pengfei insisting so much, he didn't care.

……

On the way, Gu Pengfei probably felt a little embarrassed and talked a lot about his past with Fang Youxi.

It was only at this time that Lin Fang learned that his sister-in-law's surname was Fang, not Pan.

Bah!

Big Brother Gu is not named Wu, what am I thinking!

Sister-in-law Gu Fang Youxi's family was in the east of the city, in an older community, near Jiaohai City. The five-district Chuanchuan, which was hidden in the community and had a good taste, was not far from her home.

Opposite her house, there is also a delicious head-to-head beef with long legs. It has been open for decades. From three small stores to now occupying half of the street, the business has flourished.

There are usually no parking spaces in the old community. Gu Pengfei found a spot on the street to park the car, and pulled Lin Fang to prepare to enter the community.

Lin Fang hurriedly stopped him, looked at Gu Pengfei up and down, and said, "Brother Gu, are you going to see your sister-in-law so empty-handed?"

Gu Pengfei waved his hand and said with a smile, "Hai (hai)! My sister-in-law and I are both old and married, and you don't care about the forms. I'm here, what does it matter whether you buy something or not?"

Beautiful, pure man!

Surely the kind of pure man who was kicked out without letting him in!

Lin Fang was too lazy to convince Gu Pengfei. He felt that if he said a few more words, Gu Pengfei would definitely have dozens of truths waiting for him.

Don't ask, ask is steel!

In the past, Lin Fang also thought so of Gu Pengfei. After following Fu well, Lin Fang's concept has changed a lot under the dual teaching of Haiwang Baodian and the wingman group.

A woman, a creature, is a perceptual animal that relies on hearing to survive. She especially likes to listen to good things, to receive small gifts, to take advantage of small things, and to eat small snacks. Don’t worry about her being angry or fake, and smashing the small gifts first, that’s right. .

"Brother Gu, what kind of flowers does sister-in-law like?"

"I'm not sure, it looks like a rose, right?"

"White roses, red roses, or blue roses?"

"Are roses still blue? Why haven't I seen them before?"

Lin Fang: *￣︶￣)..."

Lin Fang didn't want to talk to you, and threw a dog at you.

With such a husband on the stall, Lin Fang suddenly felt that it was probably because of love that Fang Youxi, the sister-in-law of Gu, did not divorce Gu Pengfei.

Lin Fang was too lazy to ask Gu Pengfei again, he directly asked for Gu Pengfei's mobile phone, opened Fang Youxi's WeChat, then opened her Moments, and saw the first entry in her Moments, which was five selfies, the content It is a mature and charming woman, holding a bouquet of white roses, beautiful photos taken from several angles.

Vaguely, Lin Fang felt that the woman in the photo looked a little familiar, as if she had seen it somewhere.

Lin Fang didn't have time to think too much, because he found that the accompanying text was a little wrong.

The accompanying text is like this: "I haven't collected flowers for several years, but I didn't expect to receive a bouquet of flowers from the child next door today, which happens to be my favorite white rose, so happy! Thank you Liu Yifeng, you let me I know, it turns out that even if I am in my thirties, I can be liked by others!"

Oops!

Brother Gu, you seem to be green...

Green, you seem to be a little fresh meat...

Lin Fang turned his head to look at Gu Pengfei. He was middle-aged, his hair was sparse, he had a small belly, and he looked a little greasy.

Even if the little fresh meat who sent flowers to Fang Youxi is not so handsome, at least he is young, in good health, without belly, and not greasy...

Thinking of this, Lin Fang looked at Gu Pengfei again, and his eyes couldn't help but bring some sympathy.

Brother Gu, condolences!

Anyway, now that you are rich, you can find another girl if you really can't.

Whether you live with someone or not, this is life!

Lin Fang doesn't know if Gu Pengfei has seen Fang Youxi's circle of friends. If he does, he can still be so calm and completely ignorant of Fang Youxi's preferences for flowers. Then Lin Fang really doesn't know how to evaluate him. just fine.

It's all about other people's family affairs. Lin Fang is too subjective and arbitrary, so he just doesn't think about it. He checked Fang Youxi's circle of friends again, and found that Gu Pengfei was really right.

Fang Youxi is really a prodigal woman. Her hobbies don't come without spending money.

The key is that her hobby is not long-lasting, only three minutes of popularity, she is a typical Aries!

For a while, she liked to keep dogs. The breed of dogs, Maltese, was very expensive. After a while, she had to take the dog for a walk. The dog still smelled, and the food was so good, it was more expensive than her clothes. Too much, and she's gone.

Later, I changed to a cat, and I raised another breed of cat that has been hot for the past two years, the Ragdoll cat, which is very expensive. This kind of cat is very large, and it is similar to a medium-sized dog when it is an adult. It also loves to shed. She kept it for a while, but she didn't keep it again.

Later, she began to be keen on famous watches... Recently, her hobby is JK uniforms.

After looking at it for a while, Lin Fang decided to close Fang Youxi's circle of friends.

It is not easy for Gu Pengfei to marry such a daughter-in-law!

Thinking about Fang Youxi's circle of friends and Gu Pengfei, Lin Fang suddenly felt that these two couples might really be a good match.

Lin Fang thought about it this way, and felt that he was right for not breaking Fang Youxi's latest Moments.

It's really hard for an honest official to cut off housework, and you shouldn't get involved too much in the affairs of other people's couples.

Lin Fang didn't mention anything at all, went directly to a flower shop, chose fresh white roses, picked 19 roses, and paid the clerk to pack them.

Gu Pengfei felt strange when he saw Lin Fang buying flowers, and asked, "Brother, why are you buying flowers? Who are you giving them to?"

Lin Fang threw the packaged flowers to Gu Pengfei and said, "Give it to you! Is it possible? Of course it's for my sister-in-law! The two of us came to the door empty-handed, what's the matter?"

"What kind of flowers are you buying? It's a waste! For more than 200 yuan, just buy such a few flowers, and buy ten catties of spare ribs. Isn't it delicious?"

"Fragrant. You can also buy ten jins of spare ribs. You can see if my sister-in-law will pick up flowers or pork ribs for a while."

"This……"

Gu Pengfei touched his chin and hesitated a bit.

Let him choose, he will definitely choose ribs, no doubt.

Let Fang Youxi choose, probably choose flowers...

Lin Fang's buying flowers is just a compromise~www.readwn.com~ If he really likes it, he should buy JK uniforms.

It's just giving girls clothes, there are some hints, you need to be careful.

Especially giving JK uniforms, although because of the popularity of COS culture, there is a little bit of a trend of going out of the circle, but many times, there is still a bit of private ambiguous hints in it.

It was definitely inappropriate for Lin Fang to buy it.

To ask Gu Pengfei to buy it, he must have another reason.

Lin Fang didn't want to make trouble for himself, so he simply chose White Rose, who could never go wrong.

Fang Youxi's family lived on the third floor, and Gu Peng had always felt fearless and indifferent to Lin Fang on the way.

But he stopped outside the gate of Fang Youxi's mother's house, and three seconds later, his true form was revealed.

She didn't dare to knock on the door, her legs were shaking and she couldn't stand up straight.

Gu Pengfei stood for a while, and finally shrank back, pushed Lin Fang to the front, and said, "Brother, why don't you... knock on the door for me?"

"Brother Gu, you must pull me over, you won't do it for this moment, right?"

"Hey...how can it be?"

Yes, it's a real hammer!

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