I’m Not a Scumbag

Lin Fang pounced and paid for a dodge.

A group of three and a half weeks came to the place with their delicate body lying on the bed. They easily put their feet on the floor, a carp stood up straight, turned around and gave Lin Fang a blank look.

"Master, don't worry, you haven't told Daji, am I beautiful?"

"Beautiful! Beautiful!"

Lin Fang couldn't make it, and the urgency in his heart eased somewhat. Although he was a little uncomfortable, he still praised Fu Hao very cooperatively.

"Then... Master, what do you think of people's eyes?"

"Your vision, of course, is top quack, nothing to say!"

Sure enough, men are big hooves!

When you want to do that, ask what you want, give what you want, and be good, even if you can't get a fart with three sticks, you can have a lotus tongue and exaggerate you abruptly. come flowers!

Ah! Pooh!

Fu took a good look at Lin Fang, turned around and picked up a thin and light laptop from the dresser, opened it and put it on the bed, clicked on a form, and said with a smile, "Master, this is the data analysis of micro-video delivery I did. I have an idea, sign a group of anchors, become a studio, give me half a year, give you ten times the value, and within three years, make an annual income of 500 million!"

Lin Fang: "..."

No, sister!

Can we not talk about investing? Can you help first?

It's going to explode!

It's about to die!

don't you care?

Lin Fang looked around the warm bed, sprinkled with petals, laying out dolls, accompanied by low-temperature candles of various colors to decorate the atmosphere, coupled with several floor-to-ceiling mirrors by the window, how to look, how to make people look up.

Take a look at the paid dress, coquettish and charming, matched with her fairy face value, it is simply the reincarnation of Daji.

But at this moment, she wants to talk to Lin Fang about data analysis, about signing anchors...

Lin Fang only felt that one head and two were big, so he lay down on the bed in disappointment, with the left ear going in and the right ear going out.

"Dear master, are you listening?"

"Well, I'm listening..."

Lin Fang agreed perfunctorily, with a look of hopelessness on his face.

I'm listening to you bastard!

I'm not interested in signing an anchor and engaging in studio live broadcasts, okay?

I just want to XX you OO...

Bang!

Fu Hao jumped to Lin Fang's side, raised his legs sideways, put his hands on his cheeks, looked at Lin Fang with blurred eyes, and said gruffly, "Master, you are not good! You didn't listen carefully when they talked to you. Perfunctory people, hmm"

hiss……

Lin Fang only felt that a strange numbness went from Lumen to the tail vertebra. God knows how Fu Hao forced a "hum" to make a "hmm" sound.

That kind of charm, and paying for the dress at this moment, can't be more docile.

There is only one word to describe it: Demon!

The power of the extinguished flame, like a super run that can be started directly without preheating, quickly ignited all over Lin Fang's body with a rub, and before he could move, the second attack he had paid for arrived.

She put a small finger on Lin Fang's chin, followed the stubble of his beard that had just sprung up, and circled around him, pressed his lips, and slid lightly with her fingertips, moving slowly but seductively.

Numbness, slight itching, and trembling of the heart, with a simple action, Lin Fang completed the qualitative transformation from a cold stove to a volcano in a short period of time from psychological to physical.

Goo!

For a while, Lin Fang couldn't hold back, he turned over and tried to hold Lin Fang under him.

Unexpectedly, he wanted to pay back the fingers that plucked at his lips, but suddenly he pushed **** his chest and pressed him back.

"Master, it's still early, why don't we talk about the micro-vision and bring the goods..."

"..."

Hey you big bastard!

Groundhog, ah warning! ! !

Fu Hao saw Lin Fang collapsed on the bed again, with a dull face revealing pain and dissatisfaction, but he held it back, trying to pretend that nothing had happened, that appearance was indescribably cute, she couldn't help it for a while, and laughed out loud.

"Dear master, you are so cute, it's so fun!"

"Ah……"

"Okay, okay, look at you, people just want to tease you, so you're not happy? Master, please enjoy them to the fullest, they are all yours, ha um..."

"Ah……"

Lin Fang squinted at Fu Hao, indifferent.

Do it all at once, second time tired, third time exhausted.

Did you make it?

I've taken off my pants, can you chat with me?

Believe it or not, wait a minute, no matter how hard you bite me, I am a decent gentleman, how big is my brother?

"Stingy master, people are here!"

Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce.

Two hours... no, three hours...

Lin Fang was leaning on the head of the bed, lying in his arms with one arm around him, tenderness like water, and paying with anger on his face, holding a full glass of Coke with ice in one hand, sipping it comfortably.

Just sweating a lot, a little dehydrated and needing some hydration and electrolytes.

Acids, alkalis and salts are all electrolytes. Drinking carbonated drinks at this time is about the same as drinking salt water. Although they can quickly restore physical strength, it is clear that iced cola is more comfortable.

Fu Hao fiddled with Lin Fang's chin again and again, and when he put down the ice coke in his hand, he said, "Master, you were too rude just now, and they were played badly by you again. Because of my health, I want to apply for a work-related injury. and sick leave!"

"..."

Lin Fang froze for a moment, glanced at Fu Hao a little depressedly, and said, "Isn't it, Sir? I haven't seen you for more than a week, so I just met, and you're going to strike again?"

Fu Hao glanced at Lin Fang aggrievedly, lifted the quilt, and said, "People don't want to do this either. If you don't believe me, see for yourself, they're going to be broken..."

Lin Fang: "..."

I see you as a big head!

The fire comes up again, can you put it out?

Lin Fang was quite full this meal, but if you add up to breakfast, dinner, afternoon tea, and supper, even if you don't eat seven meals, why do you have to eat three meals?

It's good to pay well, I really didn't have the wrong name, it's very good, just a meal, I'm going to have a work injury, this Nima...

"Otherwise, do people use other methods to help you?"

Fu Hao saw Lin Fang's unhappiness and suffocation at a glance, turned over and lay on Lin Fang's body, blinked his eyes lightly, and looked at Lin Fang in a daze.

(Emotional changes in boys, even in the most subtle places, can't escape the sharp eyes of girls, even if they think they are well concealed, but most girls will pretend that nothing happened because they don't care.

What's more, if the boy shows signs of anger, the girl will quickly lose a bigger temper, which can not only escape the responsibility of coaxing people, but also enjoy the right to be coaxed.

It's the first life to be a human, pretending to be Nima...)

"What can you do..."

Lin Fang lowered his head slightly to look at Fu Hao, but his emotions had not recovered.

In the past few hours, he was very happy. He originally planned to recover his physical strength and have a good love with Fu.

Now that I don't have any thoughts, I can't lift my spirits again.

"Hee hee, there are so many ways, I have learned a lot on the Internet! Daji, I have always loved the master, because it is set like this... The tail can not only be used for tickling. Suck, suck..."

hiss……

you shut up!

do not!

no……

Lin Fang shrank down, and another few hours passed in a hurry...

When everything was over, Lin Fang took a breath and drank the room-temperature "sugar water" that had no air bubbles on the bedside table and was no longer iced.

Not to mention the missed meal time, the time has even come to four o'clock in the afternoon.

Lin Fang struggled to sit up, touched his phone and planned to order takeout, but when he turned his head, he saw that Fu Hao was wearing clothes, but instead of the nine-tailed fox COS outfit, he was wearing a simple shirt and hot pants.

"!!!"

In addition to being surprised, Lin Fang couldn't help but ask, "Dear, why are you getting up?"

"Wooden ah!"

Fu Haozhu blew a kiss to Lin Fang and said with a smile, "You've used up so much energy, I have to make you something delicious so you can make up for it. Go to sleep first, I'll call you in an hour. You, be good!"

"Don't bother, it's good to order takeout."

"No trouble, it takes more than half an hour for the takeaway to arrive. Besides, at this time, only fried chicken, pizza, milk tea, finger cakes, wolf tooth potatoes are delivered. I don't like it, go to sleep, I will do it. meal!"

You are so familiar with (ren), I'm afraid you don't eat takeout less often, right?

Lin Fang was very worried that he would eat dark food, but in the face of Fu Hao's enthusiasm, he was not good at pouring cold water, so he could only endure his inner worry and pull on the quilt to force himself to sleep for a while.

I have everything in my dream... After the big deal, I can go out to eat a good meal. I can also check my phone and see the nearby takeaways, what delicious food is there.

I can't click, but I can watch it!

Lin Fang had this idea in mind. He originally thought that if he couldn't fall asleep, he could look at his phone and plan dinner in advance, but he soon entered the dream.

After a while, Lin Fang was awakened from his dream by the faint scent.

He didn't even bother to put on his shoes, and ran all the way to the kitchen, intending to see what Fu Hao was doing, but unexpectedly, he was attracted by the food on the dining table in the living room.

A roast beef brisket with potatoes, the beef is fat and thin, it melts in the mouth, the potatoes are soft and glutinous, and it is very satisfying to eat rustling in the mouth.

A spicy open-back shrimp, the shrimp meat is very clean, the proportion of pepper and pepper is very good, and the little saltiness is amplified by the numbness of pepper to just right, and then mixed with spicy, the shrimp is highlighted The sweetness of the meat is impressive.

A spicy chicken, large pieces of chicken, under the contrast of sweet peppers, onions and small pieces of potatoes, the chicken is tender and juicy, with a refreshing and delicious feeling.

Stir-fried Shanghai Qing with mushrooms is obviously a vegetarian dish, but it tastes even better than meat dishes.

Just when Lin Fang couldn't help taking a sneak sip of every dish, Fu Hao came over with a pot of tomato egg soup that had just been made. Seeing Lin Fang eating it, she snickered and stood up. She didn't interrupt him by the side, until Lin Fang put down his chopsticks, she didn't make a sound.

"Baby, are you up? Do you want a bowl of soup first?"

"Okay...Okay..."

Lin Fang didn't even have time to spit out the chicken bones in his mouth. He didn't know how to ease the embarrassment of being bumped into and stealing food, so he had to wrap the chicken bones around his side cheeks, so as not to affect his speech.

Fu Hao pretended not to know, first put a bowl of tomato egg soup for Lin Fang in a small bowl, and then scooped a bowl of rice for Lin Fang, then put his hands on his cheeks, looked at Lin Fang with a smile, and said, "Drink it quickly, taste it. Would you like to **** craft?"

Lin Fang: "..."

What a fool, this is!

Doesn't this give me a chance to secretly spit out the bone?

But it doesn't matter, you have Zhang Liangji, I have a wall ladder, hum!

Lin Fang agreed with his mouth, picked up the egg soup, blew it, and found that the egg soup was not as hot as expected, but the temperature was just right, and it didn't look like it was just out of the pot at all.

He couldn't help but glance at Fu Hao, but it happened to meet her smiling eyes, and Fu Hao explained with a smile: "Is the temperature right? I made some ice cubes with boiling water, and usually take them out when cooking soup or eating noodles, and mix with soup. As soon as it is mixed, the temperature is just right. I'm in a hurry, and I don't want to wait too long. "

"Uh-huh!"

Lin Fang nodded, finished a bowl of egg soup, just took the opportunity to spit out the chicken bones in the bowl, put it aside without a trace, and turned to get the rice, ready to start.

Fu Hao's cooking skills are beyond Lin Fang's expectations. He cooks some home-cooked dishes, and there are no special dishes with special consideration for craftsmanship. Compared with Xia Xuejian and Bai Zhi, one is good at French food and the other is good at Russian cuisine. She is a special parent and a very pastoral person.

Only some details made Lin Fang particularly impressed, that is, Fu Hao's meticulous handling of ingredients, as well as some ingenuity in cooking, all imply that Fu Hao is a girl who lives very carefully.

Perhaps, this is inseparable from her background. A child who grew up in a welfare center, without a family member, is only herself in this world. If she is not kind to herself, if she does not love life so much, it will become a red dust and fireworks. In the world, what is there to love?

Lin Fang took a mouthful of rice~www.readwn.com~ and ate a few mouthfuls of food, but when he saw that Fu Hao was still holding his cheeks and staring at himself, he couldn't help but say, "Why are you looking at me? Eat it too!"

Fu Hao shook his head with a smile: "I don't! I just want to watch you eat, I feel so happy..."

Lin Xin's head trembled slightly, and he couldn't help lowering his head, some inexplicable emotions entangled in his heart.

Such a good girl feels very happy because of a little thing.

For a time, Lin Fang unconsciously thought of this period of unpaid company, and he shook his mind several times, and even almost couldn't hold back several times, and had a relationship beyond friendship with other women.

In contrast, he is really not a thing...

Lin Fang forcibly suppressed these thoughts in his mind. He stood up and refilled a bowl of rice, including leaner beef, a few shrimps, a few pieces of chicken thighs, and finally mushrooms. Stack it up, and then put it in front of the payment.

"You eat it too, if you don't eat it, I can't eat it."

"Well, then I'll eat it!"