I’m Not a Scumbag

"There are snakes..."

Luo Qingyu slammed on the brakes, and as soon as her feet hit the ground, she slapped her waist with all her might, as if she was overfertilized.

Lin Fang threw his hands away, took off his helmet, looked at Luo Qingyu who had turned his head for no reason, spread his hands, and said, "What's wrong with you? That's my hand, where did the snake come from?"

Luo Qingyu stared at Lin Fang's hands for a long time, and then argued forcefully: "Who knew your fingers were so thin? It's still cold, touching someone else's waist! A man's head, a woman's waist, that's what you can do. Where to touch?"

Lin Fang laughed angrily, he said: "You are rushing so fast, if I don't hold something to hold myself down, then I have to fly out? You are not Saimo, other people Saimo is next to the fuel tank. , anyway, there is a grab board. Tell me, where should I grab?"

Where to catch?

Luo Qingyu turned around and looked at herself up and down, not knowing what she thought of, her face blushed inexplicably, and she whispered, "It's cheap for you, just hug it."

Ah……

"I don't like your tone, swallow it for me!"

"Have you seen the overbearing president too much?"

Luo Qingyu turned around abruptly, looked at Lin Fang with a bad face, and said, "Believe it or not, I'll kick you down?"

Lin put on the helmet again in a slow and methodical manner, and said, "Someone's share may be lost. Luckily, I saved a lot of money."

Luo Qingyu froze, looking at Lin Fang in disbelief, if it wasn't for the helmet blocking her, she could eat Lin Fang with her eyes, she angrily said: "You actually want to give my share to greed, you Don't overdo you..."

"Watch your tone, I'll give you a chance to apologize. Please."

Why is this **** so annoying?

I whispered softly, how could I betray my dignity for a little money, I just...

"Oh, Lin Fang~~ It's not intentional, you just forgive them once!"

Luo Qingyu was decisive, and quietly persuaded herself: Anyway, wearing a helmet, you can't see my expression. Idiot, I lied to you!

"It's not sincere at all, are you secretly scolding me?"

"You...how do you know..."

Lin Fang took off the helmet again, looked at Luo Qingyu with a half-smiling smile, and said, "Take off the helmet and be a human being, it's better to see each other sincerely."

Luo Qingyu hugged her chest and said with a look of fear: "Who wants to meet you naked... I'm not a casual person!"

Lin Fang: "???"

What are you talking about?

Who cares what you want...

Besides, aren't you comfortable?

When you were at your house, you didn't say that. When I took off my clothes, I almost made me stronger... I feel a little scared just thinking about it!

You look scared now, who are you pretending to be? You green tea!

"Take off your helmet!"

"Then you can't mess with me..."

Luo Qingyu carefully took off the helmet, still wearing a scared expression on his face, the little white rabbit pretended to be like, as if he was really worried about what Lin Fang would do to her.

God, I want to mess with you, and I'm afraid you will mess with me!

Thirty is like a wolf, forty is like a tiger, and a woman is fifty, sitting on the ground sucking soil.

I think you are almost thirty, you are at an age when demand is strong, a small cucumber, but you will have to break it if you can't stand it a few times!

What are you afraid of?

Your acting skills are so good, why are you out of the circle?

No... She seems to be a 2D COS, emmmm...

Lin Fang looked Luo Qingyu up and down and said, "Please. Be sincere. Otherwise, I won't forgive you."

"I want you to be..."

Luo Qingyu subconsciously wanted to say a few words, and suddenly thought, whether he can get back more than one million yuan, it all depends on whether Lin Fang is willing or not. Floating...

A woman, a man, can bend and stretch, what does it mean to say two soft words?

Get the money, buy ribs, buy beef, buy prawns, buy salmon... Isn't it delicious?

suck...

"Of course I ask you to forgive me! Brother Lin Fang, why don't you... sit in your arms?"

get out of here you...

You are already decades old, call me brother, do you want your face? It's almost like calling me dad!

Lin Fang held Luo Qingyu's shoulders, not letting her approach.

He suddenly discovered that if this woman really wanted to be shameless, especially a beautiful woman, there was really nothing a man could do to her.

Hit it, you can't even hit that face.

Swear it, she doesn't care with her hippie smile.

Come on, it will be ruined, this woman can't wait!

I'm so...

Forget it.

"Okay, I forgive you, drive!"

"Oh……"

Luo Qingyu turned around, thought for a while, then turned back sharply, and asked tentatively, "I really don't need to sit in your arms?"

"No, no! I really forgive you, drive!"

thank you!

Wearing a tight leather jacket and sitting in my arms, what do you want?

I really thought it would be good luck to eat chicken tonight?

My chicken is not something you can eat when you want it!

Lin Fang put on his helmet decisively, and didn't want to talk nonsense to Luo Qing again.

If it goes on like this, don't even think about going home tonight, if it doesn't work, you'll fall back to the bed and whisper.

"Okay...but you have to hold tight..."

Lin Fang: "..."

He silently put his hand slightly above Luo Qingyu's waist, hugged it loosely, and didn't bother to complain, so as not to cause nonsense again in a while.

Luo Qingyu turned her head reluctantly, put on her helmet, and was about to speed up to leave, when she felt that Lin Fang's hold on her was too weak and her position was not too high, which made her unsatisfied.

She grabbed Lin Fang's hands, pulled it forward with force, and then pressed it down, then patted it, and said with satisfaction: "Just hold it here, don't move, my waist is too thin, the position you just held is tight. I'm very uncomfortable!"

Lin Fang: "..."

At this position, you are comfortable, but I am not, okay?

If you do this, my center of gravity is very low, and the whole person will lie on your back.

You are so tight, we are so tight, and you put my hand on the lower part of your waist, you are going to be too unrestrained, I am afraid that I will beat chickens and eggs...

"Do not……"

Before Lin Fang said "No", Luo Qingyu slammed the accelerator, and the car rushed out with a swoosh.

I didn't drive a few miles in the first half of the day, and after a while, the car sprang out for more than ten miles.

The speed of the heavy locomotive came up, and the whole person felt floating, as if it was going to fly out at any time.

Lin Fang had never experienced such a fast motorcycle speed. The last time Bai Zhi rode him, the speed was always very slow, which took good care of his emotions.

Luo Qingyu is a different style. Lin Fang's adrenaline is constantly secreted, and he tightly hugs Luo Qingyu, for fear that if he let go, his own person will not be there.

This feeling is even more tense than riding a roller coaster. After all, the safety measures are in place when riding a roller coaster. I know that I will not have an accident.

Lin Fang could only choose to believe in the driving skills of Luo Qingyu, a stranger who had just known each other for less than a day, but in his heart, he did not believe in Luo Qingyu's driving skills.

The result was... Lin Fang felt that his bladder had serious hydrops and wanted to pee...

Lin Fang endured and endured, but in the end he couldn't hold back, and whispered to Luo Qing: "Slow down... I'm not in a hurry..."

"What? Too slow? Well, I'll hurry!"

I don't know if Luo Qingyu didn't hear it clearly, or if he deliberately pretended to hear it wrong, the accelerator slammed, and the speed increased.

The heavy-duty locomotive, whose speed was almost extreme, shuttled in the traffic, passing the cars in front one after another. At first, Lin Fang was stimulated by the gust of wind whizzing by around him. He focused on himself, worried that he would be thrown out. I dare not look around.

Now, because there is nothing he can do with Luo Qingyu, he can't pin all his hopes on the technology of believing in Luo Qingyu.

So, he forced himself to scan around and focus on the front, so that once Luo Qingyu made a mistake, he could choose the right time to jump off the car.

When he looked... only to realize that the speed of the car was not too fast...

Lin Fang even found that he could accept a faster speed.

In the interlaced traffic, Lin Fang found that he could easily plan the best driving route.

Where to overtake, when to brake, when to drift...

my eyes……

Lin Fang suddenly put on the clues that he had been ignoring intentionally or not. When his sister kicked to scare him, his reaction, when Xue Hailu fell, his actions, the first time he went to the archery hall, what he could do, Playing roulette, you can easily see through the final landing of the ball, and now...

Is this a golden finger?

Lin Fang touched his upper eyelids, thoughtful.

At the same time, he heard Lin Fang telling him to slow down, but pretended to hear the wrong Luo Qingyu, waiting for Lin Fang to scream.

She wanted to pit this guy not once or twice.

But it backfired, Luo Qingyu had almost increased the speed of the locomotive to the extreme, but she never waited for Lin Fang's panic reaction.

For a moment, Luo Qingyu almost suspected that Lin Fang fainted from fright.

The natural reaction of the hands that were stuck under her waist was telling Luo Qingyu one thing: Lin Fang is very awake now!

I was really curious, and when I saw that it was near Lin Fang's house, Luo Qingyu did not choose to park in the community where his house was located. .

Jincheng's bus station has many light sources and sufficient power supply, especially the golden position next to the billboard, which is almost comparable to the headlights used for taking pictures.

Luo Qingyu stopped at this position, took off his helmet, looked back at Lin Fang, and said, "We're here, get out of the car!"

She actually wanted Lin Fang to take off his helmet and see if Lin Fang, who was under the helmet, was pale and lost his soul.

However, these words can't be said clearly, so Luo Qingyu played a careful game and deliberately mentioned places, but if Lin Fang had something abnormal, he would subconsciously take off his helmet and get off the car.

"Stealing and playing tricks!"

Lin Fang gave Luo Qingyu a shudder, knocked on her forehead, took off his helmet and got off the driveway: "At least it's still a kilometer away, but you told me. Forget it, I'll let you go, it's not far anyway. , I'll go back by myself."

Luo Qingyu took a note from Lin Fang, and covered her forehead unhappily. She originally thought that Lin Fang would not take off his helmet, but Lin Fang actually got out of the car without saying a word after taking off his helmet.

She didn't care about the pain in her forehead, and looked at Lin Fang carefully for a while, secretly wondering.

Luo Qingyu found that Lin Fang's face was rosy and shiny, and he didn't look like he was scared at all.

In a sense, driving a motorcycle in a steel jungle is also an extreme sport, and it is an extreme sport with a high probability of car crash.

Luo Qingyu didn't know how long it took to train before slowly gaining the skills and courage she has today.

Colin put...

Luo Qingyu clearly remembered that Lin Fang was a little nervous from the moment he got into the car.

She has seen this kind of reaction a lot.

She drove her girlfriends, the little sisters in the COS group, and those little girl films who had never seen the world, mostly this kind of reaction.

So Luo Qingyu was very sure that Lin Fang had never ridden or rarely ridden a motorcycle.

Especially when the locomotive speeded up, Lin Fang's nervous reaction confirmed Luo Qingyu's guess.

But now, Lin Fang's face was calm, no matter how he looked, it didn't look like he said something like "drive slowly" to her...

Could it be that I was hallucinating?

Luo Qingyu looked at Lin Fang in front of her, almost doubting her life.

"Why are you standing still?"

Lin Fang frowned slightly, looked at Luo and said softly, "Aren't you going yet? Wait for me to invite you to a late-night snack?"

"is it okay?"

Hearing that there was something to eat, Luo Qingyu resolutely hit the snake and followed the stick, and she salivated: "I seem to be really hungry~ www.readwn.com~ Is there any delicious food near your house, I'm not picky... …”

The He Ji Yuxiang Noodles near my house is delicious, but I don't want to treat you to it!

Lin Fang squinted and whispered, "Goodbye!"

Hey?

you just left?

Luo Qingyu saw Lin Fang holding his helmet and strode away, and was stunned for a while before he reacted.

She put on her helmet, started the locomotive and kept the speed low, followed Lin Fang, and shouted: "Lin Fang, do you want to be so stingy? It's just a dinner for me. How much will it cost you? Tonight? , Brother Gu and I won more than ten million for you!"

"Lin Fang! What more than ten million? Happy beans?"

Suddenly, Lin Xiaolei jumped out from behind a tree. After hearing this, she hurried to answer. After asking such a question, she held the pearl milk tea in her hand, took a sip, and let it go. The pearls of the Q bullet slide in the mouth.

The sweet aroma of milk tea is sublimated when chewing pearls, and the pleasant taste makes Lin Xiaolei, who loves it the most, narrow her eyes.

goo...

Seeing Lin Xiaolei drinking milk tea, Luo Qingyu stopped the motorcycle and looked at her eagerly, wanting to drink it.

"Lin Fang, who is this?"

Luo Qingyu didn't ask any questions, but Lin Xiaolei, who noticed her, asked ahead of time.

She didn't know what to think, Lin Xiaolei's eyes quickly turned disdainful, she took a step back and pouted: "This is your new pony, right? It's a good figure, but it's too saucy, it's suitable for a scumbag like you. Just right!"

Luo Qingyu: "???"

Sao... Sao tastes great...

Stop for me, I can't kill you!