I’m Not a Scumbag

The first plate of sliced ​​lobster is served to allow guests to choose the taste. After the taste is determined, whether it is finished or not, the subsequent dishes will be served.

While An Ruosu and Lin Fang were chatting, in front of the two of them, a brand new dish containing only Hong Kong, Zalong, and Fanlong had been rearranged.

Zhao Ruowen ate it one bite at a time, and stared at An Ruosu sideways, feeling that the lobster meat in her mouth was no longer chewy, sweet, and delicious.

The air she breathed in her nose was filled with the smell of dog food, making it hard for her to swallow.

But An Ruosu, a close friend, was unconscious, and a good eldest lady was inappropriate. It was okay to be a dog. She didn't know how to be restrained at all, and even picked up lobster slices and fed them to Lin Fang.

Snapped!

Zhao Ruowen felt that she couldn't watch it anymore, and patted the table heavily...

ahhh...

An Ruosu turned her head sharply, her beautiful face was full of ferocity of animals, and she perfectly interpreted what a dragon roared with her peerless beauty.

"Wenwen, what are you doing? You scared me!"

Boom!

Halfway up, Zhao Ruowen sat down again, and she was frightened.

She never knew that An Ruosu had such a fierce side.

Ha ha……

I so believe in your evil!

It's me who's really scared, okay? You bumbling dog thing!

Zhao Ruowen looked at An Ruosu speechlessly and wanted to cry.

I met the legendary plastic sister flower, right?

Showing affection in front of my face, I get angry for a moment, shouldn't you comfort me first?

I used to be your little sweetie, if I said bad things about those men, you kicked them away...

Now you are actually yelling at me, you are actually murdering me, you are actually scaring me...

Tired of not loving it!

Break up, you scumbag friend!

Zhao Ruowen pointed to the vinegar bottle that was closer to An Ruosu with a stiff face, and said, "I want some vinegar..."

"Did you tell me earlier, I'll get it for you!"

An Ruosu smiled sweetly, and the ferocity on her face disappeared immediately, as if it wasn't her who just got angry.

She thoughtfully poured the vinegar into the small bowl in front of Zhao Ruowen, and poured a full half of the bowl before she said, "Wenwen, is that enough?"

"Enough...enough..."

Zhao Ruowen wanted to cry even more, she could see that An Ruosu was taking revenge.

"Enough? Eat!"

An Ruosu looked at Zhao Ruowen with a smile, and said curiously, "I want to see how you eat vinegar."

Goo!

Zhao Ruowen looked at the aged vinegar in the small bowl in front of her, and looked up pitifully at An Ruosu, only to find that the coquettish and cute behavior in the past was of no use at all.

An Ruosu just looked at her so quietly, waiting for her to be jealous.

I just ate a stomach of dog food, and I want to eat a stomach of vinegar, who am I provoking who...

Suddenly remembering who the culprit was, Zhao Ruowen glanced at Lin Fang, already thinking about seventeen or eight strategies to get revenge on him.

"Lin Fang, come, you also dip in some vinegar, it's delicious!"

Zhao Ruowen did it as soon as she thought of it, but she never thought that An Ruosu was still watching.

Snapped!

Damn, someone here dares to hit me?

Zhao Ruowen shook her head and turned to look. An Ruosu, who patted the back of her head, was looking at her with a smile: "Wenwen, Lin Fang doesn't like being jealous, you eat it."

As soon as he finished speaking, An Ruosu picked up the small bowl Zhao Ruowen put in front of Lin Fang, and poured all the vinegar in it into Zhao Ruowen's bowl.

Painful baby...

baby wants to go home...

Zhao Ruowen deflated her mouth, put the lobster slices into a small bowl resignedly, dipped a little bit, and wanted to stuff it into her mouth.

"Dip a little more!"

After being yelled by An Ruosu, Zhao Ruowen shuddered, and reluctantly dipped the lobster slices into the vinegar bowl again.

"I said, dip a little more, do you want me to say it again?"

Boo!

Zhao Ruowen resolutely stuffed the whole piece of lobster meat into the vinegar bowl, then stuffed the lobster slices covered with mature vinegar into her mouth, chewed it a few times, and then swallowed it.

A mouth full of vinegar and acid, even if Zhao Ruowen swallowed quickly, her mouth was about to be filled with saliva that was quickly secreted.

Goo!

Aside, Ren Xiaotian and Han Liming, who were watching a play while eating, both shivered.

Sitting upright, as if he didn't know anything, he exerted force on the lobster in front of him.

This is an unstoppable wolf kill!

Be ruthless, even your close friends do it, it's so scary!

Lin Fang ate delicious lobster and glanced at Shi Xiaolu from time to time. His focus had always been on this little big stomach king, that is, when Zhao Ruowen asked him to dip in vinegar, he looked back at Zhao Ruowen, but he didn't. It was noticed that An Ruosu's best friend had already annoyed him.

When annoying someone, I just want to play a prank and make people suffer.

When you hate someone, you will always want to make people unlucky, bad luck.

Zhao Ruowen had just started, but she was countered by An Ruosu. She could only have a bitter face. Under the surveillance of An Ruosu, she swallowed three slices of full-vinegar lobster in a row.

After eating, Zhao Ruowen drank a whole glass of lemonade in one go, and then she felt that her mouth belonged to her again.

Vinegar is so bad!

Zhao Ruowen secretly vowed not to eat anything related to vinegar again this week.

Who is in a hurry to mention her!

"Lin Fang, come here and have a drink. Xiaoxue often mentions you in front of me. She said that she is very grateful for the days with you. Because of you, she knows that a woman can not only be beautiful, but also rich. She said I used to be with you to make you happy, but she is not happy at all, but now she is with me and she is happy every day."

Ren Xiaotian raised the red wine glass with a smile, and touched Lin Fangxu in the air. As soon as he opened his mouth, he was full of malice.

"Who is Xiaoxue?"

Lin Fang looked at Ren Xiaotian blankly, shook his head and said, "I don't know her. I don't care if she's happy or not, I'll just be happy."

"..."

Do you have a special face?

Everyone is a man. You say that, it's too disrespectful to me, right?

It seems that I am very LOW, a fool's pick-up man!

Ren Xiaotian's face froze, and he said that men don't recognize people when they lift their pants, and he's seen what it means to recognize people today.

In front of him, Lin Fang dared to say such a thing.

Although Lu Xue is a second-hand product, he doesn't look particularly good-looking, but he lives well and is obedient. Originally, he was quite happy with it.

Even if he didn't care about Lu Xue's kind of money-worshiping girl who ran for his money from the very beginning, Ren Xiaotian would sometimes carry forward his gentleman's demeanor and make Lu Xue happy.

Now hearing what Lin Fang said, Ren Xiaotian suddenly felt unhappy at all.

In this sense, when Lin Fangbai used a woman he had never coaxed before, I spent so much money to keep her, and I wanted to coax her to be happy? I'm so stupid this is 24K!

I can't bear... a little bit...

I will endure...

Ren Xiaotian blushed and endured very hard. He forced a smile and said, "Forget it, don't mention her! Come on, it's the first time we meet, and I'm very happy to meet the legendary characters. Let's have a drink together, how about you?"

Lin Fang shook his head and said, "I'm sorry, I'm allergic to alcohol, so I can't drink alcohol. Well, I'll give you tea instead of wine."

Who do you look down on?

I need you and me to drink tea instead of wine?

Ren Xiaotian felt that his forehead was about to burn, green and red.

The green one is that he feels that he has been cuckolded by Lu Xue psychologically, the red one is full of anger, and he can hardly hold back.

"Puchi..."

Zhao Ruowen originally felt that she was being bullied by An Ruosu, a close friend, and it was quite uncomfortable.

Now seeing Ren Xiaotian being treated by Lin Fang like this, Zhao Ruowen immediately felt full of happiness and was not angry at all.

This person, sometimes you just need to compare to feel happy.

At least now, Zhao Ruowen feels that she is happier than Ren Xiaotian.

Drinking some vinegar is nothing, at least you won't experience the pain of Ren Xiaotian's irreversible wearing of a hat.

At this moment, Zhao Ruowen looked at Lin Fang again, and suddenly felt that he was quite pleasing to the eye.

Perhaps, there is something in him that I don't know yet, the woman who Ren Xiaotian used money to slap down on, actually still thought about Lin Fang before...

An Ruosu glanced at Ren Xiaotian thoughtfully, Zhao Ruowen, a fool with too low IQ, could only see that Lin Fang hated Ren Xiaotian and didn't give him face, such a superficial thing.

But she saw something deeper.

Ren Xiaotian's words were originally intended for her and Zhao Ruowen, wanting to throw dirty water on Lin Fang, saying that he cheated money and cheated to eat soft rice, and didn't treat girls like people, and enjoyed the girls treating him It's good, but he's not willing to pay at all, he's a complete scumbag.

An Ruosu saw these things, but she didn't expect Lin Fang to respond so quickly, "I don't know", "I'm happy", the stinking face of Ren Xiaotian, who was abruptly blocked, was about to turn into a pig's liver. .

Even better, Lin Fang said seriously that he was "allergic to alcohol", although he was telling the truth, but his expression was too irritating.

An Ruosu felt that if she were Ren Xiaotian, she would be so angry that she would die of anger...

At this moment, on the side of the big stomach king, someone exclaimed.

An Ruosu turned her head and found that the six big stomach kings who had been invited over had stopped eating at some point, almost slumped on their chairs, but their expressions were surprisingly consistent.

They all tilted their heads and looked at the little girl who was still eating lobster with surprise.

In front of Shi Xiaolu, a fourth sign representing the weight has been placed.

This also means that Shi Xiaolu has begun to march into the twelve catties of lobster!

Looking at the other big eaters, the two girls, Chi Lisa and Ding Qiuer, only had one brand in front of them, and at least half of the lobster meat was left on the plate.

These two big eaters of parallel imports are not qualified at all, and they are not even willing to act, it is a waste of food.

Looking at Jiang Zongjian again, this Internet celebrity big stomach king is still qualified. There are two brands in front of him. The second lobster is half eaten. It can be seen that he has done his best.

On the other side, Wei Dongcheng, Wu Laiyou, and Qiu Dazhi have three brands in front of them. Wei Dongcheng has more leftovers, almost half of them. Wu Laiyou and Qiu Dazhi have less than a fifth of them. one.

It is said that at this time, even if Shi Xiaolu, who had four signs in front of him, only ate a bite of lobster, he would definitely win.

But she was still eating. Seeing her small body working hard, An Ruosu couldn't help feeling a little distressed.

"Little sister, don't eat it, you have already won the championship!"

In the face of An Ruosu's obstruction, Shi Xiaolu ignored him and continued to concentrate on dealing with the lobster in front of him.

Seeing this, An Ruosu had to push Lin Fang who was beside her, and said, "Lin Fang, do you want to stop her? I'm worried that she will eat a bad stomach. I didn't see it, she has eaten so much. Stuff, it's scary!"

Lin Fang thought it made sense, so he got up and walked in front of Shi Xiaolu, patted her on the shoulder lightly, and said, "Xiaolu, don't eat it, you have already won the championship. The bonus is yours!"

Shi Xiaolu stopped and said to Lin Fang seriously, "Brother, you can't waste food, I'm fine!"

Lin Fang glanced at a few big eaters who had lobster meat left on their plates, and couldn't help but be dumbfounded.

Speaking of waste, it must be the most wasteful of the two female Internet celebrities.

I only took a few bites of the three-pound lobster meat, and I picked the tender mouth, and even if the waiter retrieved it, I felt that there was too much saliva and I had to throw it away.

In this regard, Wei Dongcheng did a good job. His third plate of lobster was cut in half. It was really the rest of the lobster he had eaten. There was only a little bit of it~www.readwn.com~ I heard Shi Xiaolu say this. Then, he put the remaining small piece of lobster meat into his mouth again and swallowed it forcefully.

Wu Laiyou and Qiu Dazhi looked at each other and said with a wry smile, "I didn't expect that we, too, have participated in many competitions, and we were taught by a little girl!"

The two of them said so, held on, and slowly ate the little lobster meat that was left.

Opposite, Jiang Zongjian looked at them with an embarrassed expression, helpless.

He had already worked hard to eat it, and he didn't think much of it at the time. The lobster in front of him was indeed a bit disgusting, but he really couldn't eat it, so he could only pretend that he didn't hear it.

The two female internet celebrities pretended not to hear it at all, and even took out their cosmetic bags and pretended to touch up their makeup.

A small lobster feast, every time I see it, it is a colorful life.

Lin Fang felt that his trip was worthwhile. He had lived for thirty years before crossing the border, but he had never experienced these things.

Ren Xiaotian originally thought that being so embarrassed and green by Lin Fang would make life difficult, but it turned out that the champion tonight was actually a little girl brought by Lin Fang, and his face suddenly became more exciting.

It was like a splashed watercolor, red and green, white and black, performing all kinds of difficult face changes.

Really can't stand this idleness, Ren Xiaotian called an assistant to come over to clean up the mess and give bonuses to these big stomach kings, and he walked away by himself.

"Hahahaha... Xiaotian is trying to pretend, but I didn't expect it to be a leak... Hahahaha..."

Seeing Ren Xiaotian whistling away, Zhao Ruowen couldn't help laughing.

Since everyone was gone anyway, she didn't have to be hesitant to laugh. Just now, she smiled restrainedly and was not happy at all, but now she can be considered as happy as she is laughing.