I’m Almost Losing to a Muggle

Chapter 75: My dog ​​roommate always wants to hurt me

   Some viewers have watched "Arrows Piercing Hearts" and they hate Lin Dong very much.

   But after watching Lin Dong's performance in "The Witcher on the Tip of the Tongue", it is hard to hate him.

   It's like no one hates a certain pig or a certain two.

   University dormitory of a certain university in Shencheng.

   The school basically has winter vacation, but some people still stay in the dormitory because they bought tickets late.

   Wu Wu is addicted to watching while lying in bed holding an iPad.

   She secretly glanced at Guan Yating, her roommate who was still doing yoga on the floor in the middle of the night, and laughed in her heart.

   "Yating, I found a good show, would you like to watch it?"

   "Don't bother me, I'm working out."

   "Watching while working out, so that you can divert your attention and not feel tired."

   "Then come down and let's watch it together."

   There are yoga mats on the floor, and the air conditioner is turned on in the dormitory. Besides, this is the southern city of Shencheng, so it doesn’t feel cold.

   Two girls lie on the yoga mat and watch "The Witcher on the Tip of the Tongue".

"This little brother hasn't seen him before. He's a new debut, right? The long one is pretty handsome, but this kind of show, just look at it. There is no real food, just make it. Pay more attention to your figure than I am." Guan Yating said while smashing the sweat on her face.

   "The two stars in this show are a bit different. Watch it for yourself."

   Guan Yating looked skeptically.

Fragrant!

   really fragrant!

   is too fragrant!

   Guan Yating was shocked!

   As an UP owner with many fans on Xiaopozhan, she still has a certain understanding of video editing.

   Judging from the action frequency of this handsome little brother who can finish eating in a few mouthfuls, this is not an effect that can be achieved by editing and splicing.

   I didn't expect these two people to really eat! It's still so edible!

   These two people are interesting!

   And the angle of the scenery taken is also awesome!

   This show is interesting!

   is just too much trouble.

   "Hey, Yating, let's go out for supper."

   "I...I want to lose weight."

"really?"

   Will tells herself to lose weight, but Guan Yating swallowed and closed her eyes.

   "You are a beast..."

   "Oh, then don't go."

   "Of course I go!"

  The bad-hearted roommate successfully abducted the diner who went out for supper together.

   Lose weight? Haha, it doesn't exist!

   This short story was posted on Weibo and Xiaopo Station by Guan Yating in a short video, named "My Dog Roommate Always Wants to Harm Me", and it was reposted countlessly.

   Various experiences of being pitted by roommates were picked up.

   And this post has become a hot post on Weibo.

   There will be something from time to time in the post, it is called "The Witcher on the Bite of the Tongue".

   Is your roommate losing weight?

   Is your colleague losing weight?

   Is your girlfriend still losing weight?

   Show him "The Witcher on the Bite of the Tongue"!

   Today, I am another classmate who is losing weight to watch "The Witcher on the Bite of the Tongue".

   My roommate really drooled when watching "The Witcher", my goodness, I thought it was an exaggeration, that drool was like a big nose.

   I hate my mother. My mother showed me "The Witcher on the Bite of the Tongue" in order to let me eat more.

   Huang Daan: The wizard on the tip of the tongue is really delicious.

   Liu Furong: Every Saturday at nine o'clock in the evening, lock the penguin video, and the wizard on the tip of the tongue will show you all the good things in the world.

   Li Yuqiu: Weight loss does not exist, and no one can stop my food @舌尖上的巫师.

  ……

   Actually, the variety show promotion has just begun. Before, it was only pediatrics.

   From the common people to the Internet big touch, to all kinds of stars, it seems that there is only food left in life.

   Some netizens spontaneously, but more are to guide the rhythm.

   Xiaoup master Guan Yating’s Tucao video can be so popular.

   is obviously the result of announcing the opportunity and promoting it.

   "Teacher Lin Dong, someone is looking for your endorsement." The little assistant seemed to be by Lin Dong's side. While offering a plate of snacks, he slowly talked about work.

   The reason why she cherishes words like gold has been found out.

  Because she speaks slowly, she tries to express her meaning in as many sentences as possible.

   Lin Dong suspected that somewhere in her brain was broken, and her nerve transmission had slowed down, so her speech speed was so anxious.

   "The print advertisement of cookies, 320,000 a year."

   "Look for me to endorse? Why?"

   Lin Dong didn't understand, isn't his role in "Arrow Piercing Heart" very annoying, there are still people who dare to ask for his own endorsement.

   This is too much to kill.

   When someone wants to buy a package of biscuits, they see how they look on the package, so don’t throw them away.

   The assistant was silent for a moment, and said slowly.

   "Because you are on fire."

   "Fire?" Lin Dong quickly took out the Nokia N9 that Yang Qiu gave him.

   He searched for his name.

   There is hardly any report about "Arrow Piercing Heart", and the movie that was released only a week ago seems to have disappeared.

   under his name, it's all related to "The Witcher on the Bite of the Tongue".

   Foodie!

   pig!

   This buddy is too edible!

   Foodie little prince!

   Wizards are hot, leading the trend of foodies!

  What the hell, what happened?

   Then he opened the corporate video and saw the clicks of "The Witcher on the Bite of the Tongue".

   Watt, issue a card!

   Lin Dong's legs were weak, which shocked him more than seeing the most terrifying black wizard.

   There were only tens of thousands of hits yesterday, but today it is more than two million.

   There have been more than 30,000 comments in the comment area under the video.

Fire!

   It hasn't been 24 hours, and there are more than two million clicks.

   The number of hits is still growing rapidly.

  What happened~www.readwn.com~Why is this happening?

   "Have you bought the data???" He called Shi Shanshan and asked.

   Lin Dong naturally did not know about the data loss.

   "How can it be possible to buy data? This is all real clicks! Lin, if no accident, we make a lot of money!" Shi Shanshan said excitedly, and the first project she was responsible for was a big success.

   My position in Lin's heart will definitely increase!

   I am worthy of this position, worthy of my salary.

   And I think I have to pay more for my salary!

   Mr. Lin hung up the phone silently. He felt that he could now play the heroine of "Arrow Piercing Heart".

   Heart!

   What a heartbreak!

   This sister is definitely taught by a knife.

   I have to count on my Crouching Dragon and Phoenix Chick, and I don’t know how Qixi Brother is tossing.

   "Mr. Lin, that endorsement product has a good reputation, 320,000 is estimated to be able to talk about 40." The words of the assistant made Lin Dong a little bit of blood.

   At least not all of them are heart-wrenching news.

After    at least became popular, the income would increase.

   "Sign it, take a look at my recent filming schedule, and take half a day to shoot this print advertisement."

   The 400,000 endorsement fee is after-tax income, and the sponsor's father has helped pay the tax.

   So Lin Dong has nearly 600,000 private money.

   Apart from filming, Lin Dong summed up the lessons learned this time and found that it is not easy to lose money in the business of food, clothing, housing and transportation.

   Must do something that everyone does not like.

   things that offend people.

   Lin Dong thought to himself, if I make a show that is dedicated to cursing people, would no one like to watch it?

  

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