I’m a Director, I’m Not Bad

  Chapter 418 416. Come out and fight!

  Jay Chou’s birthday is on the 20th of the twelfth lunar month and on the 18th of January in the Gregorian calendar.

  Usually, he spends his birthday with his friends on the Gregorian calendar, and spends his birthday at home with his family on his lunar birthday.

  Yanjing is quite cold this year.

   And the snow is not small.

  The two of them had discussed it long ago, and when some trivial matters in January were finished, the whole family would go to Wanwan to stay for a while.

  Give the wheel a birthday, and take a vacation by the way.

   Stayed until early February and came back.

  After returning in early February, the gifts that should be prepared every year are also prepared, and they are all given away, and then they return to Shenmu for the New Year.

  She is the daughter-in-law of Shenmu. Now that she is married, she must go back to Shenmu for the Chinese New Year.

  Actually, the only-child girl is quite uncomfortable during the Chinese New Year.

   Married to the man, I can't watch the New Year with my parents during the New Year.

  Even Yang Mi felt quite uncomfortable when she thought about her parents standing alone at the table on New Year's Eve.

  Xu Xin also invited his father-in-law and mother-in-law to return to Shenmu for the New Year. Because... it is impossible for him to celebrate the New Year in Yanjing. If it's both parents, that's actually fine. But because his mother left early, he had to offer incense to his mother every New Year, and he couldn't stop it every year.

  Among the boundaries between life and death, the Chinese New Year is particularly difficult to choose.

  But Yang Dalin and Yang Chunling were quite open to it.

  Especially Yang Chunling.

  She also came here when she was a girl, and she can understand her daughter's emotions.

   As for her son-in-law's invitation, she first refused, but she chose to persuade her daughter's sadness.

Such as "I was not used to it in the first year and the second year, but I gradually got used to it." Or "You have grown up and become a mother, so you must first guard your little home during the New Year" and so on. , A little bit enlightened the daughter's knot.

   It's not that they can't go to Shenmu.

   It’s just a tradition to stay at home during the Chinese New Year.

  Besides, the taste of the new year is getting weaker and weaker, and the Chinese New Year is no different from a holiday.

   Not even a firecracker can be heard.

  I usually take care of my two children and two grandchildren every day, and take a rest during the Chinese New Year.

  Not to mention anything else, how long has it been since Yang Dalin went back to the old home, and played chess with a few old neighbors at the door?

  He also looks forward to leisure.

  So, going to Wanwan for a "vacation" is like celebrating the New Year early for the family.

  Yang Mi bought a house in Danshui.

   It’s not far from Jay Chou’s hometown.

  The reason why I bought it in Danshui is also because my parents like the scenery there.

  When they watched "Secret" filmed by their son-in-law before, they really liked the kind of place where they go out to the sea, where there are windmills and wheat fields. An international city like Taipei...for two authentic old Yanjing, it is equivalent to the street of Wangfujing.

   Food is in Taipei, entertainment is in Taipei.

   But only the beautiful scenery, Taipei really has nothing to do with it.

  So, the family invested in a small courtyard with a single family over there, and the decoration style also followed the Japanese-style style over there.

  After learning that the son-in-law had already dealt with many trivial matters, the family set off with their families.

  I arrived in Taipei on January 14th.

  Then the first thing I did was to go to the SEF in Taipei to change my driver's license.

  If you only travel, the driver's license for mainlanders there will have to be retaken. However, customers like Yang Mi who have bought real estate in Wanwan can directly replace their driver's licenses with their residence permits.

  A Mercedes-Benz commercial vehicle, a MINICOOPER, and a G125 scooter of Wanwan's local brand "Guangyang".

  By the way, there are two helmets.

  One is a Le Mans commemorative helmet, a gift from Jay Chou, more than 70,000 Taiwan dollars.

  The other one is genuine HELLOKITTY cartoon helmet.

  Yang Mi chose it herself.

  When Xu Xin saw the two helmets hanging on the scooter, Xu Xin blushed.

  In all honesty, the daughter-in-law with Hello Kitty is really cute.

  But... let me wear such a professional carbon fiber helmet, but only ride a pedal? Or a single-cylinder, 150-displacement scooter?

  Which **** came up with the idea...

  You can get me a retro motorcycle, such a big helmet and a small pedal, isn’t the rate of return directly full?

  So, faced with the vicious jokes from his wife and friends, Xu Xin refused without hesitation, and insisted on being an environmentalist, pushing a baby carriage:

   "Let's walk to the beach for a walk."

   "I don't! I want to wear Hello Kitty!"

  With a cute cat helmet on her head and stepping on a small pedal, Yang Mi resisted.

  Xu Xin rolled his eyes and turned to look at his father-in-law and mother-in-law:

   "Then shall we go for a stroll?"

  Yang Dalin nodded, put on a single-sport hoodie, and pointed at his daughter:

   "Go and buy me the delicious oyster omelet you said."

  The Tamsui Old Street here is quite famous.

  It's delicious.

"okay."

   chug chug~

  Yang Mi rode on her beloved motorcycle, agreed to meet at the customs wharf, and left directly.

  Actually, it is reasonable for celebrities to stay away from motorcycles, because it is too dangerous, and if something happens, it may leave a scar on the body, which is something that is explicitly prohibited by major brokerage companies.

   But who made her the boss.

   And ride up and worry about it, just obey the traffic rules.

  The curved locomotive is actually no different from the domestic electric car.

  Especially the morning and evening peaks on the Taipei side... Good guy, people who don’t know think this is Mumbai or New Delhi.

  Because there are many motorcycles, cars also know how to avoid them during daily driving.

   Nothing.

   "The buildings here... really feel the same as those in Japan."

  Yang Dalin looked at the surrounding streets and architectural styles and said.

   Pushing the two little guys reclined in the stroller, Xu Xin nodded:

   "The Qing Dynasty was once separated from Japan, so the buildings here have been deeply influenced by that side. Including those izakayas at night, many of them sell sake. Shall we try it at night?"

  As soon as this is mentioned, Yang Dalin is no longer sleepy:

"good!"

   "Let's also buy some special products back home. The mullet roe we ate last time was quite delicious..."

   Mullet roe?

  Xu Xin thought for a while, took out his mobile phone, and silently recorded this delicacy in the notepad.

   "Bite of the Tongue" is currently inviting bids for the shooting team, but this project not only lacks the shooting team, but also lacks consultants and material shooting direction.

   At that time, everyone must sit down and talk about how to shoot materials that meet the content of the plan. But as a director, he must also prepare in advance.

   If you want to talk about Shaanxi cuisine and Shenmu cuisine, he can say a lot without thinking about it.

   Including how to do, how to eat.

   But the problem is that Tianchao is too vast and rich in resources, and there are too many foods that he has never eaten or even heard of.

  If you want to find these, in addition to books and personal inspiration, there are also some daily accumulations.

   This mullet roe was bought by Yang Mi from Wanwan.

  He ate too.

  The method is actually very simple, first pour the wine, light it, and soak it. Then spray the surface with a blowtorch to produce a Maillard reaction.

  Suitable for drinking, the taste is very good.

  The three of them were chatting while walking towards the beach.

  The afterglow of the setting sun shines on the pier, and the golden red color formed by the reflection of the sea water is particularly beautiful.

  Yang Dalin stood in front of the pier, looking into the distance.

   whispered:

   "I have to go home early..."

  The lifelong old policeman spoke the common aspirations of countless people.

  Xu Xin nodded:

"Um!"

  …

  Dinner, the family settled on the pier.

  Yang Mi not only bought oyster omelette, but also bought grandma iron eggs, takoyaki and so on.

   It was placed on the bench by the pier. Except for the two little ones lying in the stroller staring at their mother and drooling, the family of six really enjoyed the meal.

  The average temperature in Wanwan in January is 18 to 24 degrees.

   Quite pleasant, lukewarm.

  Blowing the sea breeze, eating delicious snacks, and there are some "eyeing" seabirds next to it.

  The fresh taste of a foreign land, in the harmony and happiness of the beautiful scenery and the family, constitutes the most delicious meal for the family after arriving in Wanwan.

   The meaning of food is very warm at this moment.

  …

   "Yang Mi and Xu Xin appeared in Wanwan, and the family had an intimate picnic by the pier, showing warmth! "

  《Let’s take a look at Yang Mi and Xu Xin’s picnic food choices! "

  "Unveiling the Xu Xin couple's picnic spot - Tamsui Fisherman's Wharf"

   "How beautiful is Yang Mi's birth picture after giving birth! It's so happy to have a family picnic talking and laughing! "

  Inexplicably, that night, these news poured out from Weibo and major websites.

  The person who took the photo should be a professional photographer. This set of photos is not taken by a mobile phone at first glance, and it is quite clear.

  Even the composition seems quite interesting.

  A scooter with a HELLOKITTY helmet on its handle was parked next to it, and the family was guarding the benches by the pier, with a lot of food in the middle of the benches.

  Yang Dalin and Yang Chunling are sitting on both sides, Xu Xin is standing with his back to the camera, and Yang Mi is facing the camera with his back to the sea and wearing a peaked cap.

  Beside her, these two little guys were mosaiced.

  The whole family seemed to be talking and laughing. There were a few pictures of Yang Mi holding a box of octopus **** and feeding them to Xu Xin, or she was waiting for her husband to feed with her mouth open.

  Appear without makeup.

   Unfortunately, that 23-year-old face can be beaten into a mess.

  Fisherman's Wharf in Danshui is facing west. At dusk, the sun hit her side face.

  The cute looking up like a greedy cat, and the satisfied squinting after eating the food, the people who watched it really felt really good-looking from the bottom of their hearts.

There are a lot of photos taken in this group of pictures, there are more than 30 before and after, recording the family of six from the beginning to the end of eating, to Xu Xin smoking in front of the leftover food box, and finally the whole family packed up , and even wiped the chair clean with a wet towel and threw it into the trash can...

   Soon someone found out that these two old people were Yang Mi's parents.

   And looking at the way they talked and laughed in the photos, anyone can see how good the relationship between this family is.

  The final ending is a picture of Xu Xin hooking Yang Mi's shoulders, and the two of them held up their mobile phones to take a selfie.

  During the whole process, neither Yang Mi nor Xu Xin seemed to notice that anyone was taking pictures of them.

   What is shown is the most natural scene in private.

   The two of them standing in the sunlight and taking a group photo intimately really fed everyone in front of the screen good dog food.

  Perhaps because it is too warm, this set of pictures is very popular on the Internet.

  Yang Mi personally retweeted a piece of news after 7:00 a.m. on the 15th:

   "When was it taken? I didn't even notice it./It's cute, the snacks in Danshui are so delicious."

  She didn't blame someone for secretly filming her.

  Anyway, Nuan Nuan and Yang Yang are coded.

   And after she replied in person, her Weibo fans left messages below.

   "Why did you go to Wanwan?"

   "Where does Mimi live?"

   "Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

   "Seeing you showing affection is worse than killing me!"

   Netizens began to scold Xu Xin every day, and because she posted it earlier, the fermentation speed of this Weibo was a bit slow.

   But when it was around nine o'clock and ten o'clock, there were already more than 7,000 reply messages on her Weibo.

  And, on the data that ordinary people can't pay attention to.

  The search volume of keywords for "Tanshui, Wanwan, Wanwan Danshui, tourism" began to rise steadily.

  Obviously, this wave of unintentional publicity has caused many people who are waiting for the Spring Festival holiday to focus on the small town of Jay Chou's hometown.

  But at this stage, not many people care about it.

  As for why Yang Mi wakes up after seven o'clock...

  Turn back in time to that time.

   "What time is it, are you still playing on the computer? Hurry up!"

  Hearing Xu Xin's urging, Yang Mi quickly switched on the computer:

   "Didn't I see other people secretly taking photos of us...Dad, we are leaving. When you two take your children out, remember to protect yourself from the sun."

   "What sneak shot?"

  Xu Xin, who was holding the car keys, was a little puzzled.

   "Yesterday we were eating on the pier, and someone took a picture of it."

"oh oh."

   Xu Xin, who didn't care, directly opened the door and unlocked the MINI.

   This car is very new, and this is the first time I have driven it since I got the Wanwan license plate.

  After getting used to driving a big car, Xu Xin was still a little uncomfortable getting in this car. But considering the curved road conditions and parking problems, he still felt that there was nothing wrong with choosing a "small car".

   After getting into the car, Yang Mi also entered the navigation according to the address given by Jay Chou.

   "Let's go, GOGOGO!"

   "Well, do you have your driver's license?"

   "Bring it."

   She took out the new driver's license from her bag, and she wanted to put it directly in the storage compartment of the MINI.

   As soon as I opened the storage compartment, I was suddenly taken aback:

"Huh?"

   Reached out his hand and took out a box containing a CD.

   "What's in it?...It can't be pornography, right?"

   "..."

  Xu Xin, who was waiting for the automatic garage door to open, twitched his mouth.

   Do you think she is scary?

  How did this word come out of the mouth of a big star?

  Yang Mi opened the disc bag curiously, and when she saw a few discs inside, she was speechless:

   "What...he's so narcissistic."

  Xu Xin turned his head to look, and a cover of "Ye Huimei" with Jay Chou sitting on the sofa came into view.

  The Mercedes-Benz business car, this MINI, and the scooter are all bought by him.

   And the Asian king, Jay Chou, was obviously very thoughtful considering whether the two of them would be bored while driving, so he gave a set of his own album as a gift.

"Ha ha."

  Xu Xin couldn't help laughing.

   "Listen, it's tens of kilometers anyway."

  The two of them are going to the studio of "Pandaren", which is still some distance away from Danshui.

  Yang Mi nodded:

   "Which one to listen to? ... Hey, I want to listen to something brighter."

"Then this is Aunt Ye's. "In the Name of the Father", "Sunny Day", "Class Two of Three Years", and "Terraces" are all in this album. There are also "Love Cliff", "Her Eyelashes" ...Oh yes, "Dongfeng Po" is also in this one."

   "..."

  Yang Mi's mouth twitched.

  Looking at my husband...

   "How do you understand it so clearly?"

   “…Isn’t that basic? Haven’t you heard the album?”

  Xu Xin was a little puzzled.

   "..."

  Yang Mi didn't say a word, and put the CD into the CD player.

  The car was walking slowly on the small road in the residential area. After walking about two intersections, she suddenly said:

   "What plays have I acted in?"

   ""The Wind", "Wulin Biography", "The Unspeakable Secret"..."Wu Zhuangyuan Su Qier"...uh..."Da... Daming Palace Ci"?"

   "The surname is Xu Da!"

  Seeing that he not only started stuttering, but even started to make mistakes, Yang Mi pointed to the side:

   "You stop first."

"what?"

   "You stop first."

   "?"

  Xu Xin parked the car at the door of a family:

   "What's the matter?"

   "I'll bite you to death!! Ho! Eat me a life-threatening scissors bite!!"

   "Hey... I'm so sick... It hurts! You really bite... Don't pinch... Don't..."

"You can remember all the old man's albums so clearly! You can't remember the movies your wife acted in! Ah! Also "Daming Palace Ci"... What, your wife's name is Zhou Xun! I fought with you! You Get out of the car! One-on-one! There is a kind of one-on-one!"

   There was a creak.

  The door of this family opens.

  The head of the household seemed to be planning to go to work, but he saw a mini blocking his door.

   Frowning and just about to speak, the woman in the co-pilot seemed to be outputting crazily at the driver.

   Scratching and scratching...

   "..."

  The corner of his mouth twitched... He silently rubbed the edge of the briefcase and hurried away.

  Mom.

   Really brutal.

  The man driving...is her husband, right?

   What kind of outrageous thing did this do? Could it be that the lipstick marks were not wiped off when I went to karaoke to find my mother-san?

  tsk...

   bad~

  …

"Hey, ah, ah, wow ~ Na Nona!"

  Driving on the tree-lined road with paddy fields, Yang Mi howled along with the singing on the stereo.

   Not to mention...

  Walking next to the paddy fields and listening to "Terraces", it feels really good.

   And after she finished howling, she still didn't forget to direct with her hand.

   Xu Xin, who was driving, sang along speechlessly:

   "Oh~ my dear Niuer~"

   "Hey babble..."

   While listening to his wife singing there, he scolded Jay Chou in his heart.

  You really know how to write songs.

  She has repeated this song five times.

  The rest of the lyrics can't be heard clearly, except for the opening sentence "Wenshan, when you finish writing the lyrics", she will just be here and babble.

  I almost vomited this song!

  MINI galloped all the way, and finally arrived at the Film Culture City.

  Yang Mi finally didn't have to "heyyyyyah" anymore.

  After coming here, she looked at the familiar street and expressed emotion:

   "Ah! Movie Culture City! Can't think of it? I'm back again!!"

   "You might as well shout Shurima."

  Xu Xin rolled his eyes.

   "What is Shurima?"

   "Uh... I don't know either."

  "Crazy!...Eh, stop, stop, papaya milk! Is his house still open?"

  Seeing the familiar shop when filming "Secret", Yang Mi hurriedly asked her husband to stop.

  Xu Xin looked at the time past 9 o'clock speechlessly.

   "The filming has started over there, okay?"

   "The two of us are going to visit the class, can you do it without bringing something?...Are you still drinking frog milk?"

   Frog bumping milk is brown sugar pearls mixed with milk. It was a drink that Xu Xin especially liked to drink before.

   "...Well, don't drink papaya milk..."

   "I don't drink it, I drink boba milk tea. I bought papaya milk for Shishi! She needs to make up for it~"

   Take a look.

  She was devastated.

   Changing tricks to bury people there.

   Are you really not afraid of Liu Zhishi jumping and cursing?

   Reluctantly parked the car on the side of the road, he got out of the car and lit a cigarette.

  Film Culture City is half tourism and half film and television.

   It seems that there are still a lot of tourists at this juncture.

   And he was recognized by several people just by smoking a cigarette:

   "Are you Director Xu Xin?"

"Well…"

  Xu Xin looked at the three or four girls in front of him, and subconsciously nodded:

   "Yes, hello."

   And when a few girls heard...

   "Oh my god! It's really Xu Xin!...Where's Yang Mi? Are you here!"

   "...you come from the northeast?"

  Xu Xin was a little surprised to hear the accent that was obviously different from Wanwan's.

   "Yes, yes, yes!"

   “…student?”

   "We are in the same dormitory..."

  A girl is talking and pulling out her phone...

   "Can we take a group photo? We all like Yang Mi! ...I like you too!"

   "..."

  Xu Xinxin said that you and my wife are really the same.

   When I can't hear it?

  Nodding helplessly:

"good."

   "That... is Yang Mi here?"

   "Here we come, we are buying milk tea over there."

  Xu Xin quickly put out the cigarette.

   Then the three girls surrounded him.

   At the beginning, everyone took a picture together.

  Because they were relatively close, Xu Xin quickly turned his hands behind his back, keeping a proper distance that a daughter-in-law would not get angry.

   "Can we have a one-on-one photo with you?...This is my first time meeting a celebrity! Really... I'm so excited..."

  After taking a photo together, the girl from Northeast China asked again with some embarrassment.

  Xu Xin smiled and nodded:

"OK."

   "Great...You two help me take pictures!...Make my legs longer!"

  The girl went directly to Xu Xin's side.

  Xu Xin quickly stood up straight, and silently carried her back with both hands.

Then…

   "Change me, change me!"

   "It's my turn!"

   "Oh, Yang Mi! Ah!! Yang Mi!!"

  As soon as Yang Mi, who came over with a few cups of milk tea, appeared, the girls immediately screamed.

  Yang Mi had actually seen them a long time ago.

   When I was buying milk tea, I saw them taking a photo with their husband.

   So no surprise.

   On the contrary, I find it a little funny.

  My husband took this photo too humblely.

  That bewildered look...so innocent.

  But the more this happened, the sweeter she felt.

   Even sweeter than this cup of boba milk tea.

  Sweet heart, more smiles on face.

   "Well, how are you guys...Brother, here it is."

  After handing the milk tea to Xu Xin, she was more surprised than Xu Xin and said directly:

   "Just take a few photos, we still have something to do over there...Brother, please help us take pictures."

"good."

  Xu Xin nodded, took the phone, and took a group photo of the four people who got together.

  Yang Mi took pictures with them respectively, and waved her hands with a smile:

   "Okay, let's go. I wish you a happy time here~"

   "Thank you...Mimi, you are so kind! We like you so much!"

   "Hey, thank you for your support, bye."

   "Yeah, goodbye! Xu Xin, you are also very handsome! You and Mimi are old friends!"

   "Ha~"

  Xu Xin smiled and waved his hands, restarted the car, and walked towards the studio.

   "The young man is doing well."

   Sitting in the co-pilot, Yang Mi said with a smile, and put the milk tea straw to his mouth:

"Reward you!"

"Um."

  Xu Xin took a sip:

"Bought?"

   "Well, I just bought a cup of papaya milk, and then I left the phone number of the boss, and I finished talking with him, and now I will start making milk tea. When I get to the place, I will see how many people are on the crew, and I will order it directly for them to deliver."

   "Didn't buy the wheels?"

   "Buy him a fart! Take a man from my old lady!...Kill him!"

   "..."

   Take a look, I haven't had a drink yet, and I'm starting to talk nonsense.

  Xu Xin was speechless, and followed the road in his memory to the door of the studio area.

   And Dani was already waiting at the door.

  Seeing this MINI, he waved his hand immediately:

   "Brother Xu, Sister Mi!"

  At the same time, ask the guard to raise the railing.

  Led by her trotting all the way, the car finally stopped at the door of a studio.

  Xu Xin looked around and walked directly into the studio.

  Yang Mi took Dani to communicate how many people were in the crew and how to order milk tea.

   After entering the studio, Xu Xin saw many busy people at a glance.

   At the same time, I also saw Liu Zhishi wearing a tube top dress and standing in front of the piano holding a script in his hand.

  Before Xu Xin opened his mouth, Yang Mi saw that the crew didn't seem to be shooting, so she yelled:

   "Poetry!"

  Liu Zhishi, who was holding the script in her hand, turned her head instinctively, and saw Yang Mi who was waving at her at a glance.

   "Honey!"

  A flash of surprise flashed in her eyes, and she ran over quickly holding her skirt.

   Obviously, her friend's arrival made her feel very happy.

   And Yang Mi's voice also attracted the attention of many people.

  Including Jay Chou who is communicating with others in front of the camera.

   Jay Chou turned his head, saw Xu Xin and Yang Mi, and was about to say hello when Yang Mi handed a cup of milk tea to Liu Zhishi:

   "Here, papaya milk, make up for it."

   "..."

   "..."

   "..."

  Including Liu Zhishi, the corners of everyone's mouths twitched.

   OK... OK.

  Under Xu Xin's movement of covering her face, Liu Zhishi looked down at her tube top dress.

   I looked at my friend who was wearing a wide coat but still couldn't hide the spectacular sight...

   "Thank you, hehe~"

  Hehehe~

   hehe~

   heh~

  (end of this chapter)