I’m A Cool Salted Fish In The Entertainment Industry

Everyone has to live here for several days. It is unrealistic to be hungry, and now it's time to let the guests complete the task. The process of collecting food was originally an important point of the show.

No one raised objections.

The program group is not completely black-hearted, knowing that everyone is all indifferent and indifferent, so they directly gave hints.

Guests can go fishing in the pond not far from the door, where they can get fish to eat through hard work.

Naturally, the fish is not wild, and the program group arranged it in advance.

The program team has prepared a water-heel suit for everyone to prevent the water in the pond from soaking the clothes.

You Qiuqiu followed everyone to find his own size clothes and shoes and put them on. After the six people were fully equipped, they went to the fish pond together.

The tricycle parked in the yard that scared Yuqiu and directly prepared her for a nightmare has disappeared. Yuqiu and the others had no time to return the tricycle, so they asked the program staff to return it.

If I didn't see it, I paid it back.

...

It is nine o'clock in the morning, and the sun is not too harsh.

The fish pond doesn't look big, but when you are really in it, it gives people a feeling of being at a loss. Everyone lowers their heads and can vaguely see fish swimming in the water, but they quickly shake their tails. Disappeared.

You Qiuqiu stared at the fish, feeling a little surprised. Fang Shubai next to him couldn't control his appearance like a thief and started yelling.

"Ah, there are really fish!"

"There, there seems to be one...and here...God, the fish just hit my calf!"

Fang Shubai is standing next to Yu Qiuqiu. He has worked with Yu Qiuqiu before. In this variety show, he has become a follower of Yu Qiuqiu. Wherever Yuqiuqiu goes, he also goes.

There is also the actor Cui Jiannan who is very close to the two of them. He is not very excited, but is confused, "Can this be caught?"

"Let's just divide into two groups directly and play, it will catch more than anyone else!"

This is Tao Anjie shouted to You Qiuqiu and his group.

He still loves to play around, but this is not his idea. Just now, the director caught him when he went down to the fish pond, which meant that he could organize a group competition in a while.

In the variety show, there are games from time to time, and it is also full of explosive points and burning points. This is simply a unique scene. The program group has been set up early in the morning.

Many people are veterans of variety shows, they know well.

You Qiuqiu is not a variety show veteran youtiao, anyway, she can follow everyone, the problem is not big, it doesn't matter.

The division into groups is very fast, directly according to everyone's standing position, You Qiuqiu Fang Shubai and Cui Jiannan group, and the remaining three people group.

Shi Jing ponytailed, with a fierce energy, "Since we are in groups, can we get a lottery and punishment?"

Fang Shubai, "What color and punishment?"

He actually didn't want to engage in this.

Shi Jing glanced at You Qiuqiu and the others, "The team that lost will be contracted for all the housework and cooking today. The team that wins can rest."

The director made an ok gesture not far away.

He feels that he really didn't hire the wrong person, look, Shi Jing is indeed very interesting in variety shows, and this is about to start.

The program team had already decided, and everyone nodded in response to the prize and punishment. Many people were eager to try it, especially Shi Jing, who simply wrote what they wanted to show on their forehead.

She made preparations right from the beginning, and then under an order, she quickly explored the fish pond with her hands.

It opened and closed, and the water next to her quickly became muddy following her movements.

Shi Jing felt that she would definitely be the artist who caught the most fish!

However, she had clearly touched the fish several times with her hands, but when she brought it up, she was empty-handed.

Only mud and water mixed together, flowing along the fingers...

In just five or six minutes, Shi Jing was already sweating on her forehead, tired and annoying.

Those fish look dumb and clumsy, but how come they are as slippery as they are painted on, and they can't be caught at all!

If it weren't for scruples that there was a camera next to her, Shi Jing really wanted to scold her.

Of course, not only was Shi Jing not caught, she had noticed that the others were also helpless with these fishes, which made Shi Jing a little bit better. Since no one caught them, it was the same. The first fish might still be hers. .

Shi Jing saw You Qiuqiu standing far away, standing there still like a pillar.

The breeze lifted her hair, her black hair clinging to her porcelain-white cheeks, she was indescribably beautiful and refreshing.

By comparison, Shi Jing knew that she was sweating profusely without looking in the mirror, and she definitely couldn't see where she was going.

Shi Jing got up and took a rest, pinching her waist and calling You Qiuqiu's name.

"Have you been standing there without moving?"

"We're still in the competition, let's not talk about competitions. If you don't catch fish, you don't have to eat. You can't just rub the rest of the people... Can you catch fish while standing?"

Yu Qiuqiu didn't actually move. She moved a few times, but found that the fish was very keen, so Yu Qiuqiu fell into deep thought.

She did not argue with Shi Jing, or even reply to Shi Jing's words, because—

The rest of the people actually wanted to make the rounds, but before they had time to speak, they heard Fang Shubai exclaimed, "Damn!"

The cameras also followed the commotion, several standing on the shore shooting towards Yuqiuqiu.

In the sun, a fat fish the size of an arm was struggling to wag its tail. The scales were shiny as if it could reflect light. The tail threw out a lot of water droplets, and some splashed on the beautiful face of the woman.

You Qiuqiu said, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."

Damn, the water droplets thrown by this fish almost made her unable to open her eyes.

It was You Qiuqiu who caught the first fish. She hadn't spoken to Shi Jing just now because she was busy catching this fish.

In the end, Cui Jiannan swiftly went past and rescued Yu Qiu, helping Yu Qiu to put the fish into the basket behind him.

...

Shi Jing:...

Damn it.

She just said that Yu Qiuqiu couldn't catch the fish, and she was hit in the face instantly.

How could Yu Qiuqiu catch the fish? She obviously worked so hard, and the others are more motivated than Yuqiu. Why?

The rest of the guests did not have such doubts about life as Shi Jing, a little envious, then congratulated You Qiuqiu and continued to struggle.

Fang Shubai was as happy as he caught the fish.

"Senior sister, how did you do it?"

You Qiu made gestures, "I'm just like that. I stretched out my hand and caught it like this."

Fang Shubai followed the instructions of the fish catching coach You Qiuqiu and reached out to catch it like this.

As expected, there was nothing.

"..."

Yu Qiuqiu concluded, "Maybe...I am better at fishing."

She really knows how to fish. When she was a child, she slept and fished, went to school and class to fish, did homework and fished, and she couldn't control it at work.

May be integrated?

Cameraman:? ? ?

With question marks, is it the one that everyone likes to catch fish on the go?

If so, then he also has this skill.

...

You Qiuqiu is like it was opened up next.

Otherwise, as long as it is shot, it will be a fat and big fish.

Even the director of the program group was shocked.

Who would have thought that Yu Qiuqiu was in charge of fishing. It didn't mean that Yu Qiuqiu was embarrassing, but the female artist did look lazy.

You Qiuqiu not only fished in her own area, she even walked not far from Shi Jing in the end.

Shi Jing, who was still there tossing about, but did not catch a fish:?

She became tense in an instant, and stabbed.

What is Yu Qiuqiu doing?

Seeing Shi Jing had been staring at her, You Qiuqiu opened his mouth after thinking about it, "Hi."

After this greeting, Yuqiu continued to stretch out his hand.

Brush, a big fish caught in the hand.

Brush, another big fish caught in his hand.

You Qiuqiu not only caught the ball by himself, but also came over with Fang Shubai.

She had found it. The more the noise on one side was, the easier it was for the fish to escape. There was no movement on her side. The fish had to wait patiently, and it would be easy to catch on Shi Jing's side.

Shi Jing scared all the fish away, and they could be picked up just right here.

Catch fish speed X2.

Fang Shubai followed You Qiuqiu and caught several fish here.

Shi Jing:?

She really doubted life.

She feels provoked, why is she so miserable.

Shi Jing was stunned there. It was not over yet. Fang Shubai found that without Shi Jing's stirring water and soil, there were fewer fish.

So Fang Shubai said to Shi Jing, "Sister, don't stand up, you go on, the fish won't run to my side."

Shi Jing really almost cried with anger.

This is being bullied to the door.

...

Following Yu Qiuqiu's thoughts, the rest of the people caught the fish more or less, and Shi Jing finally caught it.

Although there is only one, and the size of a palm.

Following the cameras that Shi Jing took, I couldn’t help but say, “Why don’t you release this one and raise it later.”

Shi Jing, "..."

Everyone caught the fish and returned with a full load. The whole morning has passed.

It was Shi Jing's team that lost, and Ma Juan took the initiative to cook.

The freshly caught live fish are killed and cooked. The taste is delicious. They are delicious no matter how they are cooked. Ma Juan is good at cooking and everyone had a decent lunch.

But fish and vegetables are obviously not enough.

In the afternoon, the new task card of the program group was delivered.

Go looking for toon trees and pick toon buds.

"Toon Bud?"

As soon as these three words came out, many guests didn't understand at all, but You Qiuqiu knew.

"This scrambled egg is delicious."

Her father did it.

It was given by relatives living in the suburbs. You Qiuqiu remembered the taste after eating it once.

Of course, she had never participated in the picking, when she saw the toon bud, it had already become edible.

The program team prepared photos of toon trees intimately for them——

Go out! Looking for toon buds!

...

You Qiuqiu didn't want to attack, and the others didn't look very interested. After all, this was not like the morning when the weather started to get hot.

Especially after lunch, people are even more warm when the sun shines. They want to be lazy from the bottom of their hearts. Everyone is tired and sleepy for a while, but they can only force their energy.

This time looking for toon buds, there was no special grouping like the morning.

Everyone walked towards the back mountain together.

The mountain doesn’t look high, but it’s winding, and the **** is not small. You Qiuqiu’s sequelae from three rounds of kicking last night all came out today. He was still standing in the fish pond for so long in the morning, and his legs seemed to be filled with lead of.

After searching for a long time, I didn't see a toon, and Yu Qiuqiu couldn't move.

She stopped, pinching her waist and panting.

It is definitely a miracle for Yu Qiuqiu to be able to walk up to now. It is probably because her physique has improved after exercising. Before she exercises, maybe she can just ride a tricycle, and she can drive Hexi directly.

But now Yuqiu is indeed a bit unbearable.

She really wants to lie down...

It's really not good, just sit down...

The young girl drooped her head, her face was flushed abnormally, and she looked pitiful.

Fang Shubai was a little worried, "Senior sister, are you okay? Do you want the doctor to show you."

The program team has a doctor accompanying to protect the personal safety of the guests.

You Qiuqiu: I don't need such a big movement, she is simply tired.

Shi Jing, who was originally walking behind Yu Qiuqiu and surpassed her, looked at Yuqiuqiu who was standing on the side of the road in a daze, and couldn't help but begin to ridicule again.

"You are not going to sit here, are you?"

"Playing and waiting?"

"Fish is a living creature, and you can also run over by yourself. You have to find the toon thing yourself."

Shi Jing was still thinking about catching fish in the morning.

She has worked so hard, why is Yu Qiuqiu actually winning.

You Qiuqiu never thought you could be so lucky this time looking for Toon?

At first, You Qiuqiu was a little embarrassed to sit down and rest in front of the camera, but when she heard Shi Jing's words, she directly found a clean stone and sat down.

Shi Jing:?

"what are you doing?"

You Qiuqiu raised his small face, "I'm waiting for the rabbit...waiting for the toon shoots."

Shi Jing laughed, with an expression that you were afraid of madness, and continued to follow the large group.

If she stayed any longer, she might believe her evil.

You Qiuqiu found a comfortable posture, sat on the rock, and felt his legs and jio exploding. He was finally liberated.

Fang Shubai was also stunned, and then sat down like You Qiuqiu.

For a while, apart from talking to the filming and the program crew, there were only two of them as guests.

The breeze in the mountains blew, and the birds were twittering.

The program team began to ponder what You Qiuqiu said just now. Think of her showing her super fishing skills in the morning. Is it really possible to wait here for the toon buds? ? ?

The program team only dared to guess, Fang Shubai couldn't help asking questions.

"Senior Sister..."

After Yu Qiuqiu looked at him, he swallowed, with anticipation in his eyes, "Can we really sit here and get toon buds?"

You Qiuqiu: Of course it's fake, you're thinking of fart!

She was simply untenable just now, so she just casually scorned, Fang Shubai actually took it seriously?

How did he grow up so safely.

Yu Qiuqiu felt rested for a while, and was too embarrassed to continue to be lazy. She forcibly picked up her energy and stood up from the stone.

"of course……"

Before You Qiuqiu could reveal the answer, the boy's voice rang from not far away, with curiosity.

"What are you doing here?"

"Make a TV show?"

...

The boy seems to be in the fifth or sixth grade of elementary school. He is dressed plainly and has a dark face. He is probably playing more with his friends, and he still has a lot of mud on his body.

You Qiuqiu told him that he was not filming a TV series, but that he was filming a show. The boy didn't recognize his birth, so he walked straight towards You Qiuqiu.

He looked at Yu Qiuqiu first, and then said, "I know you."

Fang Shu laughed in vain and made a "chucking" sound like a hen laying eggs.

Not only Fang Shu smiled in vain, he almost couldn't hold the camera in his hand even with the camera.

No, no matter how old it is, there are people who use such old-fashioned way of talking.

The most important thing is that since the children are so young, you want to hook up with a pretty lady?

Fang Shubai leaned down and watched the children speak earnestly, "Children, don't learn this weird trick to tease girls, study hard, move up every day, have you heard it."

The boy retorted, "Drifting, I didn't talk nonsense, I just met her, on the spicy strip packaging bag!"

"..."

Fang Shubai was choked by the name of a Drifter.

You Qiuqiu couldn't help looking at Fang Shubai's red hair.

In "Journey to the West", the Drifter dyed a rebellious red hair before he became the third junior brother. When the children said this, You Qiuqiu felt very vivid.

Now the image of Fang Shubai in her eyes has gradually overlapped with that of Drifting.

Fang Shubai couldn’t be more frustrated. He couldn’t believe that his trendy hair color would get so many attacks. Yu Qiuqiu said that his hair is like a traffic light. Now the kid is going too far, and he actually called him. Drifting? !

Can you bear it? !

No one cares whether he can bear it, the program group's attention is all on the spicy strip packaging.

What does the spicy strip packaging have to do with Youqiuqiu?

But Yu Qiuqiu reacted, and she gave Laotiao the spokesperson.

So she has spread all over towns and cities?

The boy took out the crumpled bag of spicy strips from his pocket, and the camera moved towards the packaging bag of spicy strips. As expected, the ball was printed on it.

"This spicy strip is super delicious."

"Hmm!" spokesperson You Qiuqiu agreed.

The two chatted again about the style of spicy strips and the taste, whether they like softer or more resilient and chewy, and the conversation was extremely pleasant.

The boy was directly overwhelmed by the deep knowledge of spicy tiao expert You Qiuqiu who had eaten spicy tiao for nearly two decades. Fang Shubai and the program team did not know why they wanted to listen to such boring knowledge here.

Strange knowledge has grown again! jpg

Until the boy said something.

"Are you looking for toon buds?"

He pointed to the prompt photo in Fang Shubai's hand.

"There is a large piece of this thing behind my house, go and pick it up at my house!"

He motioned to Yu Qiuqiu to keep up with him, quite like a big boss.

Yu Qiuqiu blinked, startled.

She's just waiting for the toon buds. Has she succeeded?

Fang Shubai and the show crew were also taken aback.

knock!

This is all right.

You Qiuqiu, she did it again!

After fishing in troubled waters, he completed the double killing of toon buds.

A muddy, dark pupil fell from the sky with spicy sticks and took her to find the toon buds that had never been found.

...

The boy said that there is a large toon bud behind the house, which is not an exaggeration.

The program team had already stepped on a spot with toon buds nearby, but there was no such luxuriant place in any place.

The tender toon buds are on the branches, and you only need to pinch them with your fingers.

The boy lived with his grandfather and grandmother, and the two elderly people were still very enthusiastic after they understood what You Qiuqiu and his party came from.

This thing may be a rarity to the people in the city. It is very common to them. The boy's grandmother clamored about Yuqiu **** as they wanted to pick.

Of course, having said that, You Qiuqiu and the others did not treat themselves as outsiders. They picked up about the same amount and decided to stop. The boy's grandmother stuffed them with half of the bag.

The two smelled another sweet smell.

It is the boy's grandfather who makes candied haws in the yard.

The sugar in the pot is burnt to golden yellow, and the round and red hawthorns are rolled in a circle and coated with syrup. After drying, the finished product is made.

Fang Shubai, "I want to eat."

You Qiuqiu: She wants to eat too.

But there was no money, and the money was taken away by the show crew.

The toon buds were given away for nothing, and no one was embarrassed to lick their faces and ask for a candied haws to eat. This is for sale.

Fang Shubai pulled You Qiuqi aside and said, "Actually...I still have money."

You Qiuqiu:!

How can there be money? You have to know that the program group is frantic, and you have to take out all the things in your pockets, so you don't have the opportunity to hide them.

Fang Shubai blushed, took off his shoes, and took out five yuan from the sole.

He stuffed the money into his shoes, and only then left the five dollars.

You Qiuqiu directly jumped out three meters to Xunde.

Fang Shubai said, "Senior sister, how can you dislike me so much, then do you still eat the sugar candied haws with money on the soles of your shoes?"

Yu Qiuqiu nodded, "Eat."

Dislike it and dislike it, but if you should eat it, you still have to eat it. Candied haws has no mistakes and no foot odor.

Program group: You have such a fair discussion about hiding their private money, is it really okay? Are they dead?

...

After all, the five yuan was not taken away by the program team.

Both of them are highly vigilant, and if anyone steals money, they will steal my life.

The program group is not too hard to come, in fact, they also think this paragraph is very funny, they also understand the principles of relaxation, and they finally hide it, so let them buy it and eat it.

The consumption level in the small town is low, and the prices are also low. Candied haws cost one dollar and one root, which is incredibly cheap.

It is completely real, and the sugar coating on it is very thick.

Fang Shubai bought two, one with You Qiuqiu, and the two squatted in front of the shelf where the grandfather made candied haws, biting the candied haws.

Sweet and sour, very appetizing.

You Qiuqiu also chatted with his grandfather. After learning that the cost was lower, it only needed a pot, some raw materials, and simple training to make it.

She had a bold idea.

Making candied haws seems to be a business that makes no money.

If she can't stay in the circle anymore, then her business can not only be limited to the charter wife, but she can also open a small You candied haws stall, and then push the cart every day to make candied haws and sell them while eating.

Just thinking about it, Yu Qiuqiu is already eager.

So she made a voice that she wanted to learn.

"I... can I try too?"

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Shi Jing, who is still looking for toon buds in the distance: she doesn't want to live anymore

…………

Toon sprouts scrambled eggs are really delicious, I didn’t like them when I was young, but when I grow up I think it’s very good

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