If you become a monster, you will succeed

"Fuck, something is wrong with this npc!"

"If I remember correctly, this is an ancient background, right? Why is there a guitar?"

"What's a guitar, hey, there's a bass! It's the first time I know that there are basses that don't need to be plugged in!"

"Don't talk about bass, isn't this a violin? Although there is no keyboard, you can form a band with a dulcimer or a guzheng, right?"

"Fuckfuckfuckfuck! Drums! Drummers are discriminated against in reality, but they still play this set in the game, right? Even npcs in the game don't sell drum kits?"

...

As soon as Yunyao went online, she heard a burst of noise. Seeing that the familiar thatched cottage was surrounded by players, she suddenly had a bad feeling in her heart.

Fortunately, although Yunyao is still a weakling in the mouth of npc, but in the player group, she can be regarded as a member of the group with internal strength. It didn't take much effort to squeeze a passage, but when she saw that it was no longer When he saw the familiar small hut, his eyes suddenly went dark.

The original thatched hut had only one wooden frame on which were placed lacquered erhus and zithers, but at this moment, the thatched hut was surrounded by all kinds of shelves. Various western musical instruments.

At this moment, that outrageous npc was holding a violin on his shoulder, making an unpleasant noise like sawing wood, but as time went by, she could clearly feel that this guy was slowly finding his way.

Then, this song...

"Who taught you to play this?"

Looking at the young apprentice who suddenly jumped in front of her, as if the master-student relationship had been reversed, Feng Xue suppressed the smile in her heart, pretending to be cute and said:

"Yesterday a traveling merchant sold it to me. He said it was a song brought from the Western Regions. It's quite fun. It should be very suitable for dancing. Well, speaking of it, it's quite in line with the habit of Hu people to dance when they disagree. It sounds like this instrument is also interesting, it does not hinder the performance of body skills at all, and it feels quite suitable for actual combat, but the difficulty is a bit high, um, should I try etudes first?"

"..." Yunyao Haoxuan held back her complaints, could this not be suitable for dancing? What the hell is the Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss!

By the way, which bastard taught the npc to use the violin to play the Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss? ! Still pretending to be a traveling merchant? By the way, do players already have money to run a business?

No, that's not the problem, the problem now is...

"Master, master, I can play the guitar, can you accept me as an apprentice?!"

"Master, and me, I can play the bass well!"

"Well, I don't know these things. I play the erhu. Do you still charge me?"

Seeing several players rushing forward, Yunyao immediately covered her face, but Feng Xue had an expression of "I don't understand, but it seems interesting", she said in a cheerful manner:

"I don't know what kind of guitar and bass. If you can use it, you can play it and listen to it. It's okay to accept it by ear. After all, it's troublesome to find so many instruments by yourself, but the ugly words are in front of me. I really don't know much about these musical instruments, but I can still tell if the music is good or bad, so don't try to fool me!"

"Of course!"

A few players picked up the musical instruments they knew and started playing in front of Feng Xue. The corners of Feng Xue's mouth curled up slightly, and she was still feeling that there were a lot of talents in this Xinshou Village, but after a closer look, it turned out that these few were not Dahuai at all. One of the 200 players in Shu Village, he might not have come all the way from other villages.

Just when he was thinking about which ones to accept, a player who looked a bit naive came over and whispered:

"Master, can you make me a drum? We can't discriminate against drummers!"

"Drums? What kind of drums? I can make snare drums, but you have to find the materials yourself." Feng Xue acted ignorant just right, but the player shook his head and said:

"It's not one drum, it's a set of drums, one big one, two big ones, one very big one and two small ones, well, there are several cymbals..." The player danced and gestured for the drum set The composition seemed a little anxious, and he simply said:

"Wait for me, master, I'll draw a picture for you. If you can get me the drum kit, you can form a band with these brothers!"

"Band? Interesting, you, you, and you, you guys are good, the rest can go, really, don't think I can't hear who is silent because there are so many people playing! Yes, it's you!"

Feng Xue mercilessly drove away a few fakers, and then started teaching the band.

Although the characters don't understand rock and roll, the music theory is basically the same, and what Feng Xue teaches is not musical instruments, but sound attack! The focus is not on the use of musical instruments, but on the combination of sound waves and internal force.

And the tuning of musical instruments... since you know how to do it, tune it yourself!

Seeing that the resources that she originally had exclusive access to by several players suddenly increased, Yun Yao suddenly felt a sense of crisis. The most intuitive way is that she has less thoughts of exploding Feng Xue's gold coins every day.

But to Feng Xue, it doesn't really matter whether she wants to explode her gold coins or not. What matters is whether this player band can become famous.

...

"I'm going, it's amazing! My master, you really did it?"

In the early morning of the next day, when the players went online again, the drummer with the id of "Kaiyin party don't call me" looked at the drum set that Feng Xue made overnight, and he was shocked. Musical instruments, isn't that a bit too exaggerated?

Wait, is this a game?

Oh, that's all right.

The game is such a magical thing, no matter how outrageous things are, as long as the skin of the game is put on, it seems to become reasonable immediately, no matter how real the game is, in the players' minds, one more outrageous thing is just It's just a matter of a few codes - no matter how unreasonable things are, as long as they are thrown to rock and roll, they will make sense.

Feng Xue was also happy to take advantage of the players' mentality, and gave the drummer the drum set that was not in tune, and asked with a humble attitude how to adjust the drum.

For this scene, Yunyao felt that she was not well. A few days ago, everything in this game was still normal. What happened to make this classical hidden world master character become so rockin'

"Let's rock and roll, I'll just learn my own way!" Yun Yao took a deep breath, feeling that she had seen enough outrageous things, and she would not be shaken even if this band played majesticly .

Then she realized that she was thinking too naively.

because……

When she went online again, she saw her junior and junior were waving his beloved guitar like a battle axe, chasing after the bass player.

While his own cheap master was gesticulating next to him and shouting words such as "watch your footsteps" and "attack him down the road".

"I haven't been online for a few hours, what happened?"

ps1: This chapter could have been finished a long time ago. Three mosquitoes circled around me. It’s just that everything has animism, but mosquitoes don’t!

ps2: The meme of the drummer is mainly a strange case I heard from a police friend before. A band came to perform (it seems to be from other places), and the bassist took the guitar and lead singer to taste tea, but the police arrested him Finally, let the drummer who is sleeping in the hotel lead the people. Then the band broke up. It is said that when the drummer was leading the band, he said: "They didn't call me for such a rock and roll thing!"

That was the first time I knew that rock and roll was not just music...

Speaking of this story, I saw several versions later, some guitar players were left behind, some bass players were left behind, and it seemed that there were elements such as "propagating sales" and "persuading bitches to be good". I heard it from my friend who was a policeman, but I don't know if it's the original scripture or a coincidence.

By the way, no matter which version, it seems that the bass player is the one who leads people to have sex... So every bass player is a master of sex?