I Will Eventually Embark On The Road Of No Return Called A Hero

"Or I'll let saber spank your ass until it blooms! Hit it with Noble Phantasm!"

Siegfried was stunned, then pulled it out seriously with his Dragon Slaying Sword.

"Ugh!!!" Astolfo shrank to the corner, clutching his butt.

Unexpectedly...effective?

"First thing, don't say anything about Sieg," Gordes raised a finger.

"Sieg? Is this your name! Really very good...Do you already have a name?" Astolfo crawled towards Sieg, who was huddled at the head of the bed, "I'm Astolfo, please advise Sieg!"

A tic-tac-toe popped into the head of the ignored Gordes.

The name is not in vain, but the price has to be paid!

"saber!"

Siegfried's eyes narrowed, and he grabbed Astolfo's feet and dragged him back with lightning speed, then lifted it up to easily smash rocks hand.

"I... I apologize... It's still hurting there Ahhhhh!"

Ten minutes later, Astolfo, who was lying on the ground, had no vision in his eyes, and there were still tears in the corners of his eyes. There also appeared to be a white object coming out of his mouth.

"Remember the first thing?" Gordes opened a can of beef and poured the contents into a bowl, then stuffed it into Sieg's hand, Siegfried skillfully handed the spoon to Sieg .

"Remember!" Astolfo nodded quickly.

"It's not as simple as telling you not to say it," Gordes patted his head, who had already experienced the evaporation of his sanity. "If you look stupid again after you go out, there will be people who will doubt it!"

"I see!" Astolfo nodded hard.

"And don't come here as much as possible, and don't have anything to do with me when you go out," Gordes sighed.

"Eh!? Can't meet Sieg again!" Astolfo mouth opened wide.

"That's no nonsense! If you run to me every three days, you'll be exposed!" Gordes had a headache.

"Um...fine," Astolfo lowered his head listlessly.

"Well, as long as you stay like this outside," Gordes said nothing, then took out a blueprint from the bookshelf and threw it to Astolfo, "and also The most important thing."

"Hmmmmmm!" Astolfo nodded his hands on the blueprint.

"Because of me and Saber's previous behavior, we can't enter Caster's magic workshop for the time being. Sieg's body is too weak, and the nutrients he lacks can't be piled up in amounts. After all, the digestion system is also I can't handle that amount." Gordes scratched his hair irritably. "Sieg's body has to be re-adjusted, but the instruments are all in the magic workshop."

"I want me to. Did you steal one?" Astolfo's eyes shined, and then he glanced at the design with some embarrassment, "But isn't it too obvious that it is so big, and one less will be found immediately."

" en?" Gordes' eyes widened.

"Too much! Why are you looking at me like [this guy can say such a normal thing]!" Astolfo waved his fist in dissatisfaction.

"Well~ it's obviously impossible to let you move one directly, so I'm giving you this design," Gordes spread his hands, "there must be spare parts there, you put me according to the design. Take out the circled parts and put them in the kitchen one by one. When the time comes I will pick them up. As long as I get these, I can adjust Sieg's body."

"Eh? Are you a genius? !" Astolfo's eyes widened.

"I'm a genius!" Gordes yelled, blushing. "You're not going to say a word!"

"Swear by the glory of the Twelve Paladins of Charlemagne!" Astolfo's smile faded.

"Okay, you can go, you'll be suspicious if you stay too long," Gordes waved.

"Hey! I want to chat with Sieg again!"

"saber!"

"Boom----"

The gate opens and Astolfo is thrown out by Siegfried ruthless.

"It hurts! Really, why is saber always so violent," Astolfo stood up and rubbed his ass, then made a cheering gesture, "I will work hard for Sieg! "

"Sieg?"

Astolfo's expression froze, and he turned slowly like a rusted robot.

"Yeah... ah, isn't this Chiron? Are you back? It's so fast!"

"en?" Chiron raised his eyebrows, "How do you feel? It looks a lot better."

"Is there...is there? ah ha ha ha," Astolfo scratched the back of his head and started to back away, "then I'll go first!"

After saying that, Astolfo turned around and wanted to run.

"By the way, I'll give you a piece of advice," Chiron reluctantly shook the head, "for the good of that child, don't talk!"

"Well..." Astolfo stumbled. fell to the ground.

"God, I beg you, don't let anything happen tonight!"

Astolfo covered his head and said with tears in his eyes.

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Chapter 29 self-destruct it

Sorry, God didn't hear it .

"That thing...isn't that a joke!?"

Astolfo wailed, clutching his head.

"It seems that the red side chose to use the grassland as a battlefield."

Chiron touched his chin. As an archer, he was the first to discover and report it to the master, saying In fact, at first, his reaction was not as calm as Astolfo's. It should be said that normal people would have this reaction when they saw it.

"Is this really okay?" Caules rolled his eyes. "Although it appears at night, once it's a fortress as big as the day, it won't be able to hide. Ruler will definitely interfere."

"Don't be afraid even so...that's probably what they meant," Fiore squeezed the handrail. "Even a ruler can't target such a big fortress."

"Saber, can your Noble Phantasm blow it?" Gordes whispered to Siegfried of browsers tightly frowns.

"I'm afraid not, that fortress can only be solved by the opposing country Noble Phantasm," Siegfried thought for a while and then called the head.

"Damn! Can't we just watch them sway in front of us!" Gordes bit his nails reluctantly, "At this time."

"Don't be afraid. !"

The particles of light converged in front of them, and Vlad III with a long spear appeared in front of everyone, staring at the fortress in the sky, its tall back gave everyone a sense of being able to carry everything. Peace of mind.