I Went To Fake Academy

2022-04-06

Chapter 3 Three Questions for the Soul

This time, Lin Xiao did not interrupt. In order to find out the truth of the matter, he decided to Take a good look at what’s going on.

It only takes four seconds to run 100 meters. How is this possible? This is several times faster than the 100-meter trapeze [Bolt].

Not long after, Instructor Frank ordered five more classmates, including himself, and this time four girls and one boy.

Lin Xiao secretly rejoices, because although his physical fitness is not very good, it should be no problem to run 100 meters in 14 seconds. It should be difficult for those gentle female classmates to run in 14 seconds.

These four weak female classmates, all of them are very handsome and in good shape.

Lin Xiao thought for a while that in order to save face for these girls, he was going to deliberately slow down and wait a little longer, so as not to let them lose too much, so as not to embarrass others too much.

“Prepare…”

Lin Xiao immediately leaned down when he heard these two words, put his hands in front of the starting line, and was ready to sprint.

However, the four female students beside them had their hands on their waists, their legs were straight, and their toes were several tens of centimeters from the horizontal line of the starting point.

Seeing Lin Xiao’s behavior so weird, the instructor came over and shouted, “Lin Xiao.”

Lin Xiao kept leaning over and turned his head to look at the instructor, Asked: “What’s the matter, Instructor.”

“I asked you to run, what are you doing?”

Lin Xiao was taken aback for a moment, but found four women beside him The classmates all smiled and looked at themselves, just like looking at monkeys.

“Instructor, I’m ready for a sprint.”

“You mean to hold this position for a sprint?”

“Yes Ah.”

“I’ve never seen such a weird starting position, you look at everyone, they are all standing, they just sprint when they hear the order, why are you posing so ugly The starting position, squatting on the ground, like a dog eating shit.”

“Hahahaha.” The classmates off the field laughed.

【Dogs eat shit? Well, you win. 】Thinking of this, Lin Xiao stood up straight and said, “Instructor, even if it’s acting, let’s be truthful, otherwise the audience will say that we are unprofessional.”

The instructor rolled his eyes at Lin Xiao.

Seeing this look, Lin Xiao understood and said, “Okay, then I’ll stand up and run.”

“Prepare…”

Lin Xiao’s two feet were one after the other, and he was ready, but he caught a glimpse of the four female classmates standing beside him naturally, not looking nervous at all.

“Run!”

With an order, Lin Xiao felt four “demon wind” blowing around him, looked up, and suddenly found that four phantoms had appeared in him in front of you, and is moving away from yourself at an astonishing speed!

“Ah!” Lin Xiao then realized that the four Phantoms were none other than those four!

Seeing this, Lin Xiao sprinted forward with all his strength! However, he soon discovered that he had only run halfway, when four female classmates held hands and walked over from the opposite side.

Lin Xiao was surprised to find that at this moment they have “returned”!

The four beauties looked at their faces deathly pale, Lin Xiao walked with difficulty, and laughed hehe one by one.

“This kid is so funny.”

“Did he pretend to be on purpose?”

“ah ha ha, look at his pale face, It’s like hypoxia, it’s really like it!”

“hahahaha”

After Lin Xiao ran back, Instructor Frank stared at him fiercely, his mouth sarcastic. Said: “I’ve never seen a student who can run so slowly, are you learning tortoise? hmph! Thirteen seconds five, I’ve never seen a human run so slow, this instructor can run faster than you on one leg. Faster!”

One leg can run faster than me? So ironic!

Lin Xiao definitely wouldn’t believe it if it was before, but from everyone’s performance today, it’s entirely possible.

Lin Xiao gasping for breath, breathing the air with a big mouth, while the four female classmates just came and composed.

Lin Xiao felt dizzy and couldn’t help asking his soul three times: Who am I? Where am I? What the hell is going on with this horse!

“Instructor, obviously, he is pretending.” A girl said with a smile.

Instructor Frank ignored it and continued to test the other students.

Lin Xiao felt a little dizzy in his head, then found a place where no one was in the vicinity and sat down.

He wanted to be quiet.

Lin Xiao picked up the phone and looked at it, and found that the phone still had no signal, and the phone was about to run out of power, so he put the phone back in his pocket.

[Is my mobile phone in arrears? Calm down, calm down, I want to calm down! Something must have gone wrong? But what went wrong? Error in map navigation? Or did the DD driver drop me off at the wrong place? Or is the admission letter wrong? No, no, all of them are wrong, how can Earth people run 100 meters in four seconds! Is this a movie special effect? ]

While Lin Xiao was stunned, a clear and pleasant voice came from his ear: “Hello, my name is Angelique, nice to meet you.”

Lin Xiao looked up and saw a very sweet-looking girl, and her 100m time just now was 4.1 seconds.

Angelique is wearing a long white dress and a pale pink shawl on her shoulders. She is tall, with fair skin, watery eyes and full lips, especially her golden hair, which makes her look very attractive. temperament.

Lin Xiao woke up from this dazed state and was attracted by this beautiful angel.

“Hello, my name is Lin Xiao.”

Angelique smiled softly and said softly, “I think you are very special. You are not at all different from other male classmates.” Said At this point, Angelique was a little sorry and continued to ask, “Did you just pretend?”

“What did you say?”

“Oh, I mean, you were just Did you run so slowly on purpose?”

Lin Xiao said: “I didn’t pretend, I just tried my best to get such a good result!”

” Ah, the strength of breastfeeding? Still such good grades?” Angelique heard this, her face flushed, and she suddenly laughed: “What you say is really interesting. But don’t lie to me, if you are so bad, how could you possibly enter this academy? ?”

“I didn’t lie to you, may I ask if this is a movie? Why are you running so fast?”

“Hehe, I won’t tell you.” Angelique finished , and ran away.

At this time, students not far away saw this scene.

One of the male students whispered: “Hey, did you see that class flower took the initiative to chat with Lin Xiao just now.”

“Hey, yes, yes. , I don’t know what’s so special about Lin Xiao.”

“What’s so special about him, he’s just a funny guy, an alternative, and he dresses differently from others, and judging from his performance, He’s just an ordinary person, which is very strange.”

“Yeah, when did Blue Sword Academy recruit an ordinary person, it’s very strange.”

” The girl is very curious, and I would bet that within three days, class flower Angelique won’t start a conversation with Lin Xiao.”

Not long after, the total results of the 100m test came out, the fastest It was Angelique with 4.1 seconds in the 100m; Catherine in second with 4.2 seconds; Karl in third with 4.2 seconds; Lin Xiao in last place with 13.5 seconds.

Second-to-last, Jarrod, at 6.2 seconds.

Lin Xiao, who thought he ran faster, was more than seven seconds behind the second-to-last, and the speed difference was more than double.

“Lin Xiao, thank you, you didn’t put me at the bottom, I’m your roommate Jarrod, I’ll remember this, brother!” Jarrod finished, patted Lin Xiao’s shoulder.

Jarrod, about 1.8 meters tall, with short hair, smooth hair, neatly groomed clothes, exuding a faint fragrance of perfume, looks very gentlemanly.

Only then did Lin Xiao realize that he might have come to a new world. As for whether it is true or not, further verification is needed.

“The following is the long jump test. The rules of long jump are very simple. After a while, I will draw a line on the ground, everyone can’t cross this line, and then stand for long jump. The farther you jump, the better your performance. “

After Instructor Frank finished speaking, he drew a straight line on the ground and continued: “The long jump test is officially started. Groups of five people will stand up when they read their names, and wait until they land on the ground. Keep it for a while, and I will record the results, understand?”

“Understood!” the students replied.

Frank Xiao

Instructor Frank XiaoL nods, then glances at Lin, and starts to read his name. Among the five people in the first group are in Xiao and four other female classmates.

Soon, five students were standing behind the line, ready to take off.

[These girls’ legs are relatively slender and don’t have much muscle. According to the great physicist, Niu Mou’s law of mechanics, the law of universal gravitation, and the law of conservation of energy, it can be inferred that they impossible jump very far. 】Lin Xiao thought to himself.

“Prepare!” Instructor Frank began to shout.

Lin Xiao squatted down after hearing the word “prepare”, his arms started rowing, and his toes were almost stuck behind the line.

Lin Xiao turned his head and saw that the four female classmates were covering their mouths and looking at him. They didn’t mean to squat at all, and their toes were a foot away from the line. , Twenty centimeters!

[What, are they going to jump like this? This is one or twenty centimeters. Even Olympians dare not play like this. 】Lin Xiao felt puzzled.

“Haha, what is classmate Lin Xiao doing?”

“Yeah, why is his hand waving?”

“He is Are you doing this on purpose? Are you learning to row?”

Lin Xiao’s behavior aroused everyone’s discussion and ridicule.

Instructor Frank couldn’t stand it anymore. He was about to start shouting, but when he saw Lin Xiao’s strange behavior, he asked impatiently, “Lin Xiao classmate.”

Lin Xiao saw Instructor Frank with a bad expression and asked: “What’s the matter, Instructor Frank?”

“What are you doing, I let you jump long, why are you squatting down? Are you still doing rowing poses? Didn’t you wake up? Or did you drink too much?”

Lin Xiao stopped the movement of his hands, then stood up straight and explained: “Instructor Frank, Don’t you know? I do this to jump farther, so the wave of my hand has inertia, and according to the principles of physics, inertia can help me jump farther.”

Instructor Frank was confused and asked, “Principles of physics? Inertia makes you jump farther? This is the first time I’ve heard someone say this. Can you tell me what it’s like? You’re using an assist. Magic, or is it agitating the Battle Qi in the body?”

Lin Xiao was also at a loss and said, “Instructor Frank, I don’t understand what you are talking about, I just explained, it can be done by doing this. Generates inertia, and inertia can generate push and make me jump farther.”

Instructor Frank asked dismissively: “Inertia? What is inertia? How does formidable power compare to Battle Qi and auxiliary magic? Huh?”

Not only Instructor Frank, but all the students present were also puzzled, because it was the first time they heard the word “inertia”.

“What is inertia?”

“I don’t know, I’ve never heard of it.”

Lin Xiao saw everyone discuss spiritedly, and then said: “Instructor Frank, let me explain this to you, if I wave my hand and I don’t wave my hand, the jumping distance should be twice the difference.”

“Oh, that formidable power is not bad, okay, then use you Let’s start testing.”

But Lin Xiao didn’t say that, he could only jump more than one meter without waving his hands, and he could jump nearly three meters with waving hands, which is indeed about twice the difference.

“Prepare.”

(end of chapter)