I Went To Fake Academy

2022-04-06

Chapter 28 This world’s pets are really powerful

In a small alley in the street, a pair of eyes are staring at Lin Xiao’s back figure is gone, this person is the male caregiver just now.

“Ostori, do you see clearly? Where is he now?”

It turns out that this person is called Ostori, and his name is very distinctive, but in this world, no one Know the meaning of “to”. Ostori replied politely: “See clearly, Lord Julie.”

Ostori and Julie are a couple, the man is a Level 3 warrior and the woman is also Level 3 warrior, but because Ostori couldn’t fight his daughter-in-law, he has been living a life of oppression. He has been serving Juliet as a queen, and he has always been “adult” after his daughter-in-law’s name to show respect. .

But even so, Juliere was very dissatisfied with this clumsy Ostori, Juliere patted his head heavily and said: “You pig, so stupid Well, how did you get noticed by that hairless brat!”

Juliere’s hand was heavy.

Ostori covered his head and said helplessly: “I don’t know what’s going on with this hairless brat, no matter how you change the rules of the game, he seems to be able to understand it, oh! If you want to blame it, it’s the controller that doesn’t work.”

The controller that Ostori said is installed in the turtle shell, and it can only be changed again after the two have discussed it. And Lin Xiao made a mistake by taking advantage of this pattern and saw the trick of the two.

“Where is he now?”

Ostori stuck his head out and looked, “He went into a shop.”

“Keep an eye on him and don’t let him run away,” Julier said.

“Well, okay, but did you find out? What is his strength?”

“Don’t worry, I just found a high level Fire Element magician to help me. Look, this guy’s strength.” Juliere said here, with a sinister smile on the corner of her mouth: “His battle strength is only one, it’s just garbage, killing him is better than killing a rabbit. Simple.”

“Hehe, let’s do it now, this kid can win all the money we made during this time, we will find a chance to do it later, and then use our money. Take it back!”

Speaking of this, Juliere also smiled: “Watch me closely, if I lose it, be careful that the old lady goes back and peels your skin!”

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Ostori: “Don’t worry, don’t worry! Certainly not.”

“Well, there are so many people on the street that it’s not easy to take action, so I’ll wait for him to go to a place with fewer people. Now, let’s do it.”

Ostori nodded, staring intently at the store door not far away.

Lin Xiao didn’t find any danger and kept walking. He spent some money to buy some food, and then ate it. He found that the ingredients here are very good, all natural and pollution-free. Unlike my hometown, many ingredients are artificially cultivated, but the taste of the food here is much worse, and according to the Boss of the shop, the seasoning here is only salt, butter and pepper, no wonder the taste is not good.

A variety of seasonings are indispensable for food.

In Lin Xiao’s hometown, rateless food such as a stinky pig’s head, chicken feet, and duck’s neck, after being processed with various seasonings, immediately became delicious on earth.

Lin Xiao is currently eating the tendon meat of some kind of animal. The ingredients are very good, it is a pure natural game, but the taste is flat and light, and it does not have much appetite.

[Maybe I can open a braised vegetable shop on this street, which is definitely a good project, because there are only two shops on this street, and the taste is ordinary and bland. . Just a pack of ordinary spicy sticks can conquer the women and devil beasts of this world, which shows how powerful the magic of food is. 】Lin Xiao thinks of this, and thinks that opening a gourmet restaurant in this world should be a very good project. It will definitely make a lot of money, and he also knows some food practices.

After thinking about this project, Lin Xiao was a lot happier, he continued shopping and saw a “pet store”, he walked in and wanted to see in this world, which ones he had never seen before pets.

As soon as you enter the pet store, all kinds of strange pets are placed in iron cages.

“Hello, master!”

“Master, buy me!”

Lin Xiao was startled, because he found that those pets were actually Can speak human’s words and looks very cute.

The boss of the pet store immediately stood up when he saw someone coming, and then said with a smile to Lin Xiao: “Welcome to my pet store, there are a lot of pets here, and the price is very favorable. ”

Lin Xiao looked at the female boss and looked at these pets, but he didn’t even know any of them. In that world, cats and dogs are the most common pets, and here The pets seem to be standing one by one.

Lin Xiao pointed to a standing human-shaped pet with a height of about half a meter. It looked very cute: “What are the characteristics of this pet and what is the price?”

” This classmate is really insightful, this pet is very good, don’t look at it dumb, it can do some housework, only eat apples, it’s very good.”

“What, can do housework. What housework does it do?”

“This pet’s name is ‘Xiao Caitou’. After our training, it can do laundry for you. It’s already very good. It only takes ten gold coins.”

“What! Can it wash clothes? Is it true or false?”

“Hehe, what am I lying to you, it really does laundry, after you buy it back, if you find it If you don’t know how to do laundry, we can compensate you with thirty gold coins.” said the female Boss.

When he said this, Xiao Caitou shouted: “I can do laundry, I can do laundry.”

Lin Xiao hearing this some didn’t know whether to cry or laugh, this subverts my own three views, I think this world is really interesting, and the pets in this world are so powerful.

Lin Xiao said with a smile: “Well, it’s very good, and I can do laundry, so my classmates must like it.”

“Yes, you are also from Blue Sword Academy. Students, students from your college, often come to my store to buy this kind of pet, which can save a lot of money.”

Lin Xiao nodded and asked: “Well, it can be washed with clothes. Is it clean? And will it fold clothes.”

The female boss said: “It washes well, but it doesn’t fold, and it has a downside.”

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Lin Xiao sighed, and felt that the female boss was very honest, she said profiteer, and generally would not tell customers about the shortcomings of things, but the female boss did not do so.

“What’s wrong with it?” Lin Xiao asked.

“It only does laundry, but doesn’t do other housework, and it doesn’t pay attention to hygiene.”

“Isn’t hygiene?”

The female boss explained Said: “Yes, it started to defecate everywhere. It will take at least a month to teach it where to defecate.” The taller pet asked, “What about this pet? What are its characteristics.”

“This pet is on a higher level, it can not only do laundry, but also cook, and It also pays attention to hygiene.”

Lin Xiao hearing this, with a big mouth, can’t help but sigh: My God, this is a pet, it’s not like my hometown, those pets live better than people It’s comfortable, and I’m also responsible for shoveling shit for it.

“This pet is good, how much is it?” Lin Xiao asked.

“Thirty gold coins.”

“It’s only thirty gold coins, so it’s not expensive at all! If this is imported to my hometown, I’m afraid it will cost several times more. Price.” Lin Xiao thought about it.

This world is really amazing, much more fun than his hometown, Lin Xiao looked at other pets.

After some inquiries, Lin Xiao found out that there are not only pets who can do housework, but also pets who watch the door, and even pets with children!

Lin Xiao couldn’t help sighing: These pets are amazing.

After some chatting, Lin Xiao learned that this young female boss is a Level 4 psychic who can summon all devil beasts at Level 3 and below, and will not betray.

At this time, Lin Xiao’s eyes suddenly saw a corner of the pet shop, where there was a beautifully woven flower cage, the cage was relatively large, and there was also a vine inside. Chair, and on the rattan chair, there was a graceful woman sitting!

Lin Xiao was startled and almost thought that this pet store even sold women.

He rubbed his eyes and took a closer look, only to realize that what was in the cage was not a woman, but a devil beast, but it looked too human! The color of the skin is light blue, and the ears are larger than ordinary people’s, and they are pointed, like cat ears. It has claws on its hands and feet, and it also has a slender tail.

Aside from these characteristics, this devil beast is almost identical to a human being.

This devil beast wears simple clothes and looks like a charming woman at a cursory glance.

Lin Xiao walked over in surprise, looked at the pet in the cage, and saw that it was wearing simple lace underwear.

Lin Xiao asked in surprise: “This. Is this also a pet?”

The female boss nods.

Lin Xiao looked at the pet in the cage, swallowed, and asked, “But this pet looks like a human, what kind of pet is it?”

Boss smiled slightly, and said, “It’s called a fairy beast.”

“This… this fairy beast is too much like a woman, and it’s still very beautiful, I don’t know what she can do What kind of housework?”

“It will not do any housework, only eat, and this pet is quite expensive.”

Lin Xiao was puzzled and asked why.

The female Boss explained with a smile: “It’s specially prepared for fallen men.”

Lin Xiao immediately understood what the Boss meant, opened his mouth, and froze. Just stood there for five seconds: Oh my God, this. This is a bit heavy, but it’s a good project, a good project! At least it’s much better than those silicones in our hometown! If this is imported back, I am afraid it can be sold at a very high price.

Thinking of this, Lin Xiao gradually developed a strong interest in this world: Yes, his physical strength is not as good as others, but he can make money by virtue of his own ingenuity. Can solve many problems!

“How much gold coin does this cost, I’m going to buy one back.” Just as Lin Xiao said this, the fairy beast suddenly stood up, it looked at Lin Xiao blankly, it seemed to be I want to get out of this cage as soon as possible.

The female boss giggled and said, “Are you really going to want it? It’s not that easy to serve.”

“What? Still waiting?”

“Well, I almost forgot to tell you, this fairy beast is a Level 3 devil beast, which is more difficult to subdue and more difficult to tame. If you buy it back, give it something delicious, delicious, and good. Take care of it, for this month, you have to follow it, and after about a month, it will be yours.”

Lin Xiao then understood what was going on: “Then after it , will it betray me?”

The female Boss heard this laughed and said: “How can it be, once it is conquered by you, it will treat you well, and will not betray, the rest You only need to earn some money and feed it meat. For the ordinary person, this is very cost-effective, you only need to pay for a month.”

Lin Xiao nods, feeling that It’s a bit like a real-life version of “girlfriend”.

“If you need it, I will give you 100 gold coins.”

Lin Xiao happened to have 100 gold coins. It takes a lot of time to develop this fairy beast, and there is no time to buy meat for it every day.

After reading all the pets in the shop, Lin Xiao has a new understanding of this world.

Lin Xiao left this shop. He originally just skipped classes to go shopping, but didn’t expect to find so many business opportunities, such as: gambling to make money, opening a restaurant, fiddling The pet market, etc., these are all ways to make a fortune.

(End of this chapter)