I Thought I Got the Redemption Script

    Under the dazed sight of the haired Buddha, Yan Xingzhou nodded politely at him, and said politely: "There is no need to trouble the Buddha for such a thing as getting married, my little junior sister, naturally It's up to me to come in person, so it's natural for this groom to go boating today."

    He speaks with reason and truth.

    Buddha: "…"

      This senior brother is not only a beast in clothes, but also a beast with a human face.

    You are a real punishment.

    Fuzi glanced at the wedding dress that he had been robbed, and at Yan Xingzhou, who had a human face and a beast heart, took a deep breath, and recited two sentences in his heart that he could not beat him, and his heart calmed down.

    He comforted himself, it doesn't matter, he happens to be a monk, and he is really not suitable to be a bridegroom.

    Although he has already eaten the hair growth pill.

    After a lapse of many years, the hair came back to me, and when I saw the master preside over them, I might be fortunate enough to become the first person in the history of the entire Buddhist sect to experience a second ordination people.

    Buddha: "…"

    No, I can't think about it.

    He even ate the hair growth pill, why did you come?

    Since the hair has grown out, why should he deprive it of its final mission and make him feel that the hair has grown white?

    He took a deep breath and asked calmly, "What do you need a poor monk to do?"

    Yan Xingzhou thought about it for a while, and reluctantly said: "Then please ask the Buddha to be a master of ceremonies."

    Invite a monk to be the emcee…

    The Buddha smiled: "It is my duty."

    Yan Xingzhou was satisfied, took the wedding dress, and Shi Shiran went to the inner room.

    He knew that the little junior sister was in another room separated by a wall. When he changed into the happy clothes, he would see the little junior sister in the happy clothes.

    Although it is a false marriage.

    But it was incredible that everything went so smoothly, and he couldn't help but look forward to it.

    One day, they will be married.

    And today, as a preview of their real wedding day!

    At this moment, a thought floated in my mind.

    It's not like what happens when I'm with my little sister.

    The thought passed by.

    The little brother didn't have time to think deeply, and came to the inner room where he changed clothes.

    Then he performed a smile vanishing technique to the air on the spot.

    Okay, he was too happy.

    How can he feel that things will be smooth sailing even if there is trouble.

    But...you call this a bridegroom dress?

    Outside the changing room, after the Buddha left in Yan Xingzhou, he began to recall the sight of mortals getting married when he had alms, recalling how other masters of ceremonies did, and what should he do? How to do it.

    Following it quickly, the Buddha thought that he had almost everything that could be used, and there should be nothing left out, but he always felt like he forgot something.

    But with his memory, he should not be able to forget even the wedding process. Could it be that this is what the psychological effect of the donor Yu said?

    The Buddha meditated.

    Then, seeing Yan Xingzhou, he came out of the inner room with his wedding dress expressionless, patted the wedding dress in front of him, and calmly said: "Please explain, what is this. "

    The Buddha suddenly remembered what he had forgotten!

    Reclining...Amitabha, he forgot the most important thing!

    The Buddha looked at the hi-fu, met Yan Xingzhou's cold, ice-like face, and said bravely, "This... is the hi-fu."

    Yan Xingzhou laughed angrily, "So, you care, call the groom's wedding dress?"

    The Buddha continued to bite the bullet: "Although this is not the bridegroom's wedding dress, but..."

    He paused, then said confidently: "The bride's wedding dress, it is also called a wedding dress!"

    Yan Xingzhou: “…”

    He looked at the Buddha expressionlessly.

    The bride's dress.

    That's right, what he was holding in his hand and what he was going to wear for this "marriage" was not the bridegroom's wedding dress, but a whole set of the bride's wedding dress.

    At this time, the beautiful sister just accumulated some strength, clutching her chest and chasing Yan Xingzhou ran here, and heard this conversation before entering the door.

    She was stunned for a while, and then she burst into laughter!

    "Hahahahaha!"

    Made! You have today too!

    Aren't you pretty cool just now? You still continue to be bullshit!

    Sister Beauty couldn't stop laughing, her wound hurts to death, she bared her teeth while laughing, abruptly aggravating her injury.

    Yan Xingzhou gave her a cold look, ignored her, and said calmly, "Explain, what's going on."

    The Buddha faced his extremely oppressive gaze, and bit his head to explain: "It all started when I first arrived in Baiyujing..."

    Yan Xingzhou: “…”

    He smiled: "Say the point!"

    The Buddha quickly grasped the point and said quickly: "In the end, we decided that the person who loses in rock-paper-scissors will be responsible for wearing the bride's wedding dress and the poor monk will lose."

    He didn't even put punctuation marks in his words, he did it all in one go.

    Finally nod: "That's the point."

    Yan Xingzhou: “…”

    He rubbed his forehead, trying to understand: "That is to say, which of you wears the bride's wedding dress is decided by rock-paper-scissors, and then you lost to Yu Que?"

    The Buddha took a breath: "Yes, Miss Yu is changing the bridegroom's wedding dress next door now."

    Okay, it really is Yuque, I see.

    He was still puzzled: "But little sister, why would she want to wear the bridegroom's wedding dress?"

    The Buddha smiled: "Because the bridal attire is too cumbersome for the bride, and she doesn't know how to comb the bride's hair and wear a phoenix crown, but unfortunately, the poor monk's hair that has just grown can be worn on Phoenix crown. So, we decided to decide in a fair way whether the bride's wedding dress will go or stay."

    Yan Xingzhou was still puzzled: "But do you know how to comb the bride's hair and wear a phoenix crown? You are a man, and..."

    His eyes fell on one of his hair.

    And was bald.

    The Buddha said gently: "The poor monk is not talented. When I was a oiran, I learned it."

    Life is not easy and versatile.

    Yan Xingzhou: “…”

    He was silent for a long time, then calmly said: "So you agreed?"

    The Buddha smiled and said: "The donor Yu said that all beings are equal, so there should be no distinction between male and female, and it is a stereotype that a woman should wear a bride's wedding dress, and the stereotype is unacceptable, so I I will tell the world today that women have the right to wear the bridegroom's wedding dress, and men also have the right to wear small skirts."

    He sighed: "The poor monk deeply agrees, I didn't think of this before, I'm really ashamed, Miss Yu is so talented."

    Yan Xingzhou: "..." I understand, another one who was fooled by Yu Que and crippled.

    The Buddha even said enthusiastically: "Miss Yu is right, don't care about worldly vision, men can also wear small skirts, Lord Yan, you should boldly wear the bride's wedding dress, you need to Don't you need a poor monk to wear a phoenix crown for your bun?"

    The beautiful sister laughed again, and for the first time felt that the two men were much more pleasing to the eye, and said with the same enthusiasm: "Yes, yes! Miss Yu is right! A real man Why are you afraid of wearing women's clothes! Xianjun Yan, I still have rouge gouache, so I can give you a full makeup look!"

    Yan Xingzhou was expressionless: "No need, get out, stay away from me!"

    He raised his hand and directly transformed the white clothes on his body into a red wedding dress, and said firmly: "I will wear this!"

    The Buddha looked at the bride's wedding dress and felt it was a pity. He persuaded with all his heart: "Donor Yan, Donor Yu said, don't care about other people's eyes, you look at me, I don't care."

    Yan Xingzhou smiled: "I'm a layman, I care."

    It’s a pity that the Buddha, he hesitated.

    The beautiful sister didn't give up, she said eagerly: "But how can there be a reason for two grooms to get married together? To get married, there must be a bride and a groom. Since Miss Yu is not a bride, then you..."

    Yan Xingzhou possessed Yu Que on the spot, and said: "Who stipulated that two grooms cannot get married? All beings are equal, since the bride and groom can get married, the two grooms can naturally, you are stereotyped Impression, could it be that you are discriminating against the two grooms?"

    Sister Beauty: "..." Mad, lost.

    The Buddha suddenly realized: "Yes! Yan Shizhu also makes sense!"

    Sister Beauty: "..." Gan! Pig mate!

    Yan Xingzhou closed his eyes and let out a slow sigh of relief.

    He finally understood why Yu Que liked to talk like this.

    Because this can really make people speechless.

    Join if you can't beat it, that's great.

    Once upon a time, he heard people say that getting married is a very labor-intensive thing, and he didn't understand it at that time.

    Now he understands.

    Marriage is really a waste of energy, not only energy, but also face.

    Especially marrying Yu Que.

    And the other side.

    The witty Yu Que has already put on the bridegroom's wedding dress.

    She is dressed in red men's clothes, her hair is tied up, and the whole person is full of heroic cuteness and extremely smart.

    She went out of the place where she changed her wedding clothes, came to the door of Buddha, and said, "Have you changed? Do you need my help," and opened the door. .

    The tall, slender man in red turned his back to her.

    He heard the voice, paused, and turned to look at her.

    Yu Que was stunned on the spot.

    This person...this face...

    She looked at the man's long hair tied up, and hesitantly said: "Buddha? I remember that I just let you eat a hair growth pill, why did you make up your face?"

    Especially, she also had plastic surgery to become her little brother.

    No, no need?

    The man in front of her didn't say a word and looked at her without words.

    The Buddha of the eight classics appeared from the side, and said blankly: "Donor Yu, are you looking for me?"

    Yu Que sucked in a breath of cold air instantly!

    This is the righteous long-haired Buddha, then this...

    She looked over in horror.

    The man in front of him smiled: "Little Junior Sister."

    Fuck!

    Little brother!

    It is not a Buddhist son who has long hair and a face, but a serious little brother!

    Yu Que was shocked: "Little Senior Brother? Why are you here?"

    Yan Xingzhou: "Get married."

    Yu Que was immediately puzzled: "But isn't the one who married me the son of Buddha?"

    Yan Xingzhou smiled gently: "It's me from now on."

    He paused for a while, and added hypocritically: "After all, the Buddha is a monk, so it is not suitable for people to marry. If you choose a suitable person, the senior brother will naturally be responsible, why? The little junior sister thinks that It is okay to marry a Buddhist son, but can’t it be married to a senior brother?”

    Yu Que: "…"

    It's not a question of whether it will work or not, it's a fake marriage anyway, but...

    She smacking and touching, always feeling that today's little brother is yin and yang strange.

    The desire to survive made her nod again and again: "Yes, yes, why not, of course!"

    But she dared not say so.

    Seeing the little junior sister nodding, Yan Xingzhou breathed a sigh of relief.

    She doesn't reject at least, which is good news.

    However, the next moment, he heard the little junior sister hesitate and bewildered: "But isn't what I left behind the bride's wedding dress?"

    The younger brother paused for a while, and said without changing his face: "I think the younger sister is very right, all beings are equal, and women can wear the bridegroom's wedding dress, of course it is normal for the two grooms to appear at the wedding. Yes, so we got married like this."

    He knew that he couldn't change his little sister's mind.

    But not wearing this **** bridal gown is his bottom line.

    Yu Que suddenly regretted.

    Unfortunately, she thought she could see the little brother...cough! What about women's clothing?

    Seeing that little junior sister did not ask again and again, Yan Xingzhou was also relieved.

    In the beginning, he only wanted to get married.

    Now, he just wants to quickly cook the raw rice and cook it, so that nothing goes wrong.

    He immediately said: "Since the clothes have been changed, then we..."

    Before he finished speaking, the little sister suddenly raised her hand, indicating that she had something to say: "Wait!"

    Yan Xingzhou: “…”

    He said silently: "You said."

    Yu Que said something thoughtful and foresight.

    She said: "I think, since we are only going through the process of getting married this time, it is best not to use your real name."

    Yan Xingzhou: "...why?" He still wanted to cook raw rice.

    The little sister said earnestly: "The cultivator swears that there is heaven watching, and marrying under the real name, I am afraid that it will affect the real marriage of the younger brother in the future."

    The little brother smiled: "You don't have to worry about this, little sister, I'm not afraid..."

    Yu Que smiled shyly and interrupted him: "But little brother, I'm afraid."

    Yan Xingzhou: "..." Tell me, what are you afraid of?

    Is it possible that you want to marry someone other than me?

    Yan Xingzhou laughed angrily and said expressionlessly, "The little junior sister, what do you think my name should be?"

    After thinking for a moment, Yu Que decided: "We should give a name that is easy to understand so that it is easier to remember."

    Yan Xingzhou nodded.

    The little junior sister named Ghost Talent: "Then you can call Zhang San!"

    Zhang Sanyan sailing: "…"

    He asked calmly, "Then what are you going to call?"

    Yu Que wanted to say, since her name is Zhang San, she might as well be called Luo Xiang.

    An extrajudicial fanatic, a Zhang San nemesis, and a sand sculpture couple name.

    It's a pity that no one in this world can understand her stalk.

    She can only regret: "Then I'll call Li Si."

    Zhang San, Li Si.

    Sister Meiren was silent for a moment and said, "So what we are going to hold today is the wedding of Zhang San and Li Si?"

    Yu Que nodded: "That's right."

    Sister Beauty looked at Yan Xingzhou, who was expressionless.

    Yan Xingzhou: “…”

    He nodded calmly: "Yes, let's fight quickly."

    Tired and destroyed.

    Zhang San will be Zhang San, Li Si will be Li Si, he has not asked for anything else, as long as the Li Si in front of him can give him the wedding honestly, everything doesn't matter.

    Sister Beauty couldn't say enough: "...Okay, I understand."

    Several people followed her out.

    At this time, the outside had been set up to look like a happy hall. Sister Meiren waved her hand, and a huge banner was hung on the happy hall.

    —Zhang San and Li Si, happy wedding.

    Zhang San: “…”

    Li Si: “…”

    Yan Xingzhou closed his eyes, his heart full of charming thoughts has now vanished into nothing, and now he just wants a quick solution.

    He immediately said: "No rehearsal, let's start directly, Buddha, you are the master of ceremonies, as for you..."

    His eyes fell on the beautiful sister, paused, and said with a little disgust: "You can be a guest."

    The emcee is in place, the guests are in place, and the newcomers are in place.

    Fuzi didn't even have time to write his lines, and was pushed by the ducks to the position of the emcee, looking at the two people wearing the bridegroom's wedding dress below, he could only bite the bullet and say: "Ji Shi It's here, the newcomer is invited to play."

    The two of them took a step forward.

    The Buddha said, "Zhang San."

    Zhang San paused and took a step forward.

    The Buddha said again: "Li Si."

    Li Si stepped forward confidently.

    Zhang San and Li Si arrived, and the master of ceremonies began to speak.

    "The six ceremonies have been prepared, the hall will be colorful, the two surnames will marry, the ceremonies will be completed, the couple will be forever married, and the mandarin butterflies will be united together!"

    After reading the words, there was an atmosphere of marriage.

    The Buddha breathed a sigh of relief and continued: "One worship..."

    "Wait." Zhang San suddenly said.

    The Buddha's scalp was numb, and he smiled dryly: "What's wrong?"

    Zhang San smiled: "I don't believe in heaven and earth, so this worship of heaven and earth can be avoided."

    Before the Buddha had time to speak, Li Si immediately raised his hand and said directly: "The second worship to the high hall can also be avoided, I have no high hall."

    To worship Gaotang is to worship that scumbag, so she might as well worship herself.

    Buddha: "…"

    If you don’t worship heaven and earth, you won’t worship in high hall, so what are you going to worship?

    Sister Beauty has never seen such a crotch-pulling wedding. She rubbed her forehead and came up with an idea: "Let's just come to the couple to worship three times. I'm tired, let's hurry up."

    Buddha: "..."

    This was also the most tiring wedding he had ever seen.

    Tired.

    He took a deep breath and said, "Zhang San, Li Si."

    "Bye husband and wife!"

    The two people, one tall and the other short, bowed down to each other.

    "Goodbye husband and wife!"

    Second time.

    "Three prayers for husband and wife!"

    Third time.

    When Yu Que got up, he heard the voice of the Buddha who could hardly wait: "Licheng! Zhang San, Li Si, sent to the bridal chamber!"

    Sister Beauty got up quickly, diligently led them in the direction of the "bridal room", and said diligently: "As long as you stay there for half an hour, then our process is When you're done, you must hold on!"

    Yu Que didn't understand what he couldn't hold on to, so he nodded confusedly.

    Beauty closed immediately.

    In the past, for half an hour, she used to kill each other for newcomers.

    Now, she has nothing to do but hope that they can stay inside and don't demolish her house.

    She has attended so many weddings and held so many weddings, and this is the most tiring wedding she has ever attended.

    Tired.

    At a wedding, everyone except Yu Que realized why getting married is so tiring.

    The other side.

    Yu Que looked at the door closed in front of her with a bang, and felt inexplicable.

    She turned her head, looked at the little brother, thought for a while, and asked, "We'll just stay like this for half an hour, why don't we do anything?"

    The little brother was inexplicably dry throat when she asked: "Then what should we do?"

    At the same time, he thought of countless things related to the bridal chamber, such as red candles burning high, such as red hijab, such as…

    Cough! But half an hour is really not enough.

    What to think and what not to think, all kinds of things.

    He subconsciously took two steps forward: "Then we..."

    Then he saw his little junior sister doing a trick and took out a stack of cards from the storage ring.

    She said excitedly: "Then let's play cards! The loser..."

    She looked around, and immediately said, "The loser will drink, so what." There was a pot of wine on the table, just right, bet.

    Wedding night, drinking and playing cards.

    Very good.

    …

    At this point, five floors.

    Seven Nianzong and his party, like Yu Que, also saw the illusion.

    The fantasy ended, and everyone fell silent.

    Senior sister opened her mouth and said, "Master, this is..."

    Master was silent for a moment, then closed his eyes and said, "Master...I don't know."

    The atmosphere fell silent for a while.

    At this moment, they heard a voice from the sixth floor.

    “…Zhang San, Li Si, the newlyweds!”

    Senior sister was stunned for a while, and asked in confusion: "Is there anyone else married in this town magic tower?"

    Second Senior Brother has a sharper ear and said, "It's a man named Zhang San and a man named Li Si who are getting married, this name..."

    The mistress looked left and right, in order to ease the atmosphere, she immediately said: "Then let's go up and have a look, maybe we can get a wedding wine!"

    Everyone agreed and immediately climbed to the sixth floor.

    At this time, they didn't realize who Zhang San and Li Si were.