I Thought I Got the Redemption Script

    The voice fell, and there was silence.

    Yu Que looked at him, he looked at Yu Que.

    The eyes of the two are almost identical in disbelief.

    The hand that the master of the young sect stretched out to the pile of **** has not been taken back, and the loot has been recovered.

    The half-naked handsome man in Yu Que's arms was disheveled and pitiful, and the iron proof is like a mountain.

    So both of them felt that they had seen the truth at a glance, and they both felt that the other party's accusations against them were all nonsense to get away.

    The two suddenly became more vigilant.

    Yu Que looked at him secretly, only to see that the thief who stole **** was actually quite a talent, and he was dressed like a dog. There are six gemstone rings on ten fingers, and I don't know how many are genuine.

    She didn't know that the world of comprehension had become so deeply involved, that such a person... had actually become so involved that he needed to steal **** for a living?

    Yu Que is in a complicated mood.

    The young master is also looking at Yuque.

    This female cultivator looks young, but the cultivator who is obviously not weak in her arms is in a coma and has no resistance. It can be seen that this female cultivator is also mostly looking young In fact, an old monster-like character, whose real age is unknown, and if he meets her, he does not know how much he can escape.

    The young sect master looked at the young monk in the arms of the old monster with pity while being vigilant.

    The cultivator was young and beautiful, but now he was brought out in broad daylight half-naked.

    Not good! He was also young and beautiful. If the old monster felt that a young and beautiful immortal was not enough and wanted to take him back, should he rather die than give in? Or should I be patient for now?

    The Young Sect Master wrapped his clothes in a tangled manner and took a cautious step back.

    After the two of them made brains and fought wits and courage with the air, they suddenly felt that this happened today.

    They both decided to strike first, so they both spoke at the same time.

    Yu Que: "You seem to be dignified, but I didn't expect you to be stealing **** in private..."

    Young Sect Master: "Senior, please calm down, all the property that this junior brought with you today can be given to you.

    Then both fell silent.

    After a while, Yu Que jumped first: "I am a beautiful young girl, I will rob you when I have nothing to do!"

    The young sect master is even more unbelievable: "How can I do the act of stealing and stealing shit! How can I be!"

    After finishing speaking, both of them looked at the physical evidence in each other's hands in unison, and followed the other's line of sight at the "physical evidence" in their own hands.

    Slowly, both of them seem to understand.

    Ah...

    The Young Sect Master quickly retracted the hand that was reaching for the pile of shit: "Don't get me wrong! I'm not... No, in fact, I am the Master of the Heavenly Young Sect, and today I happened to smell it at the foot of the mountain with my father. I went up the mountain to see a strange smell, I wanted to see if the smell could make an alternative food..."

    Young Sect was anxious to explain that the foreword did not fit, and Yu Que's expression suddenly became even more difficult to say.

    The peculiar smell…

    Yu Que looked at the pile of **** again.

    Yes, Rabbit's Baba is always particularly stinky. Anyone who has raised rabbits knows it.

    This smell is strange and strange, but people can't, at least shouldn't…

    Yu Que was silent for a long time, and said in a difficult sentence: "I didn't expect that you would have the ability to turn this reincarnation of five grains into delicious food, really turning waste into treasure and producing it yourself Self-selling, disrespect disrespectful!" She determined that she would never eat food for the gods again in her life.

    The Young Sect Master was stunned for a moment, and then suddenly realized what she understood.

    Gan! This time the misunderstanding is even bigger!

    His reputation for a hundred years...

    It's better to let her think she's a **** stealer!

    The young sect master explained in a hurry: "No... listen to my explanation, the smell I said is not this smell..."

     Halfway through the explanation, he suddenly realized something was wrong.

    Something wrong! After all, he handed the invitation and came in dignifiedly. Not only did this female flower thief get the stolen goods, but the victim in her arms was in a coma! Why did he explain to her!

      The sect master is also on the main peak now, when they all come, you will not be able to fly!"

    Yu Que: "…"

    Ah...

    She looked down at the little senior brother in her arms, and held him tighter without changing her face.

    She was righteous and said, "I hold my brother, why should I let go!"

    The young sect master was even more shocked when he heard the words, and the fingers pointing at her trembled.

    Her brother…

    This female thief... Did she even let her senior brother go!

    The young sect master felt that he couldn't go on like this anymore, he had to save this poor senior brother!

    The weak Shixiu immediately jumped up, grabbed one of Yan Xingzhou's legs, and said loudly, "Hurry up and put down my senior brother!"

    Yu Que was shocked when he saw that someone dared to rob someone in broad daylight, he hugged his senior brother's naked upper body, and said in horror, "Hurry up and let go of my senior brother!"

    Yan Xingzhou, who was in a coma, frowned as if he was aware.

    He dreamed of the time when he could no longer suppress the devilish energy in his body in his last life and became a complete devil.

    The burning pain swept through the whole body, the body seemed to have experienced extreme tearing, tearing, tearing...

    No! Tear!

    Yan Xingzhou's reason was sober for a moment, his eyelashes trembled slightly, and he was about to wake up after struggling...

    At this time, Xiao Zhuo, who had not found his little junior sister in the bamboo forest, walked out in confusion.

    As soon as he stepped out of the bamboo forest, he saw his little junior sister and the young master of Shiweitian were facing each other.

    The sword in Xiao Zhuo's hand fell with a clatter.

    The two who heard the movement turned back at the same time.

     Yuque is overjoyed! The Young Sect Master is also overjoyed!

    The two of them felt that someone who helped them came!

    Yu Que: "Second senior brother come quickly! Someone is going to **** the younger senior brother!"

    The young master is even more anxious: "Xiao Xianjun help me! Someone is going to steal someone!"

    Xiao Zhuo heard nothing.

    He looked at the half-naked appearance of his younger brother and his scalp exploded.

    He ran forward and said in horror: "Little Junior Brother!"

    Then hugged Yan Xingzhou's other leg without hesitation.

    The trousers, which had already been worn out by the pull just now, let out an unpleasant "time".

    The three stopped at the same time and looked at each other.

    At this time, Yan Xingzhou abruptly woke up from the stuporous coma as if he understood what he was about to experience.

    He opened his eyes, and the cold light was like a sword.

    Xiao Zhuo's hand tightened subconsciously.

    Another "thorn".

    Xiao Zhuo: “…”

    Yan Xingzhou: “…”

    Yan Xingzhou calmly looked at his own situation, and then looked at the three people in front of him.

    He said blankly, "Let go of me!"

    All three let go at the same time.

    Yan Xingzhou instantly fell freely.

    But luckily, he is Yan Xingzhou.

    He immediately took out his saber from the storage ring, and the tip of the sword suddenly touched the ground before he fell to the ground. He took advantage of the situation to jump up, and his body spun in mid-air, steadily The local stood on the ground.

    He retracted the sword.

    Xiao Zhuo subconsciously applauded: "As expected of a junior brother, the swordsmanship has really improved!"

    Yan Xingzhou: “…”

    He said calmly: "Maybe you can explain to me what happened first!"

    This time, it was Yu Que who spoke.

    She suddenly realized that her little brother was still half naked.

    This, this is too immoral!

    Yu Que immediately pulled out of his storage bag and pulled out a set of maid clothes that the second senior brother made for him when he was a dog.

    This… is better than nothing.

    Yu Que carefully pulled it out and handed it to him carefully.

    She covered her eyes and said, "Little Senior Brother, maybe you can put on some clothes first."

    Yan Xingzhou: “…”

    "Yu! Que!"

    He might as well die in a previous life.

    …

    After a quarter of an hour, the little brother dressed neatly and occupied Yu Que's room.

    He sat with a golden sword, and the three stood with their heads bowed.

    Now, all misunderstandings have been cleared up.

    The only thing I can't figure out is why Yan Xingzhou appeared on the top of the little sister's mountain, and was hugged by the little sister.

    Xiao Zhuo secretly looked at the two people.

    Ah, this...is it possible...

    But the little sister is still a child!

    Xiao Zhuo's eyes on Yan Xingzhou were suddenly wrong.

    Xiao Zhuo had a subtle feeling of suffocation in his heart, his own cabbage was arched by his own pigs, and he couldn't blame him anywhere.

    Yan Xingzhou delayed knowing what he was thinking, and suddenly said coldly: "Hold your mind!"

    Xiao Zhuo paused.

    Yan Xingzhou was silent for a moment, then calmly said: "Yu Que, you two go out first, second senior brother, you stay."

    The three of them didn't know why, and involuntarily listened to him.

    Yu Que obediently went out.

    She walked to the door, even turned her head, and said with concern: "Little brother, if you feel uncomfortable, call me, I'll be outside."

    Yan Xingzhou's expression subconsciously slowed down.

    Then Yu Que added: "If you want to go to the toilet, it's at the back of the room. I think you drank a lot of water when you were in a coma."

    Yan Xingzhou: “…”

    He took a deep breath and said calmly, "Go out."

    Yu Que quickly slipped away.

    Soon, only Yan Xingzhou and Xiao Zhuo were left in the room.

    Xiao Zhuo looked at him without words.

    Yan Xingzhou prided himself on not caring about other people's eyes. At this moment, his brain twitched and he suddenly said, "Don't get me wrong, it's not what you think."

    Xiao Zhuo's eyes were suddenly even more wrong.

    Yan Xingzhou: “…”

    He took a deep breath and forcibly brought the topic back to business.

    He calmly said: "Second Senior Brother, just now, I feel the magic."

    Xiao Zhuo's attention was drawn back.

    He said solemnly: "The devil's door has only been opened for a few days, has the devilish energy spread here?"

    Yan Xingzhou said calmly: "Yes, I felt the magic energy, and the magic energy in my body was also aroused."

    Xiao Zhuo was shocked: "Little Junior Brother, you..."

    "I'm fine." Yan Xingzhou said quickly, "Junior sister found it in time."

    Xiao Zhuo looked at Yan Xingzhou, then thought about the scene just now, and suddenly realized.

    He said with guilt: "It turns out that little junior sister is saving you... junior brother, I think wrong!"

    Yan Xingzhou breathed a sigh of relief: "It's okay."

    Then he froze suddenly.

    himself, why explain this?

    He has always been the most impatient to explain things to others because he doesn't care.

    Even if he disappeared in his last life, he never explained anything to his classmates.

    And now, it's just a trivial misunderstanding, why does he need to make such a tricky explanation?

    Yan Xingzhou fell into contemplation.

     Outside the door, the atmosphere between Yu Que and the young master fell silent.

    In view of the misunderstanding just now, both of them feel sorry for each other.

    Then the Young Sect Master broke the embarrassment first, and he took the initiative to say: "I am eating for Tian Shao Sect Master Jing Ming."

    Yu Que quickly introduced: "I am the young disciple of Immortal Venerable Hanyue, Yu Que."

    After the introduction, the two smiled at each other.

    Yu Que: Jing Ming, shrewd, take this name, but it doesn't seem very shrewd.

    Jing Ming: So she is not a flower thief! Damn, isn't it true that beautiful men will be coveted by flower thieves when they go out!

    No one knew what the two were thinking, but Yu Que saw that the atmosphere was just right, and suddenly felt that as the host, he should take the initiative.

    So she asked enthusiastically: "What is the reason for the young master's visit this time!"

    Jing Ming also replied: "My father and I smelled a subtle odor at the foot of the mountain..."

    When he said the smell, Yu Que's expression suddenly became subtle.

    They can't really use it...

    When Jing Ming saw it, he quickly explained: "It's not the smell, it's the smell mixed with the fragrance of fruit, Immortal Hanyue said that it is called nostalgia, I followed Xiao Xianjun, just to find the smell Something to miss!"

    Yu Que was stunned for a moment, and for a moment, he suddenly realized that his opportunity had come.

    The owner of Yaowang Valley discovered durian and wanted to promote it through Gu Youzhen's live broadcast.

    But because Gu Youzhen's live broadcast effect is too stretchy, durian is an unpopular fruit until now, only people who are curious will buy it and try it.

    How can durian lover Yu Que endure this!

    But nowadays, the sect master who eats for the sky knows the truth and is interested in durian...

    Food for the sky is the food vane in the comprehension world! If Shiweitian vigorously promotes durian...

    The prosperity of durian is just around the corner!

    Yu Que suddenly stood up and asked enthusiastically: "I don't know why the young master is looking for this durian?"

    The Young Sect Master suddenly wilted.

    He said dejectedly: "Don't mention it, half a month later is the Royal Food Festival. The disciples above the sect Jindan must come up with a new meal to entertain guests, but the next one feels as if they have reached a bottleneck. , I have no inspiration for a long time, so I traveled with my father, and I didn't expect to meet that nostalgia by accident..."

    Bottleneck? That's better!

    Yu Que immediately took out two durians from the storage ring, and said mysteriously: "Young master, please see, this is durian."

    Jing Ming looked at the sharp thorns and smelled the familiar odor at the end of his nose. He was overjoyed: "Yes, this is the smell!"

    Then he mused: "So how can I make this smell acceptable to everyone..."

    Yu Que said how difficult it is!

    She immediately said: "Have you ever heard of durian cake?"

    Jing Ming: "What is durian cake?"

    Yu Que immediately explained to him the practice of durian cake.

    Jing Ming listened thoughtfully.

    He touched his chin and said, "This is also an idea, but at the Royal Food Festival, one dessert is obviously not enough, but my bottleneck..."

    Yu Que listened, and suddenly said coldly: "Young sect master wants to be a blockbuster!"

    Jing Ming suddenly looked over and said, "The girl means..."

    Yu Que showed a mysterious smile: "I have a way to make you find a new way and make a blockbuster!"

    Jing Ming was silent for a moment, then struggled: "Girl...let's talk about it."

    Yu Que smiled confidently: "Young Master, please come with me."

    Then, Yu Que took him to another room and cherished a jar.

    Even if it was sealed, the jar could smell a strange stench.

    Jing Ming was shocked: "What is this?"

    Yu Que said solemnly: "This thing is sour bamboo shoots, which I made from bamboo shoots in the bamboo forest."

    Jing Ming: "This sour bamboo shoot..."

    Yu Que asked again, "Has the young master ever heard of Luoshi Fan?"

    Jing Ming shook his head in confusion.

    Seeing this, Yu Que immediately made a bowl of authentic snail lion noodles with sour bamboo shoots.

    The kitchen smells of shit.

    Jing Ming looked at the bowl from a distance, and was shocked: "This, how can this be on the Imperial Food Festival!"

    Yu Que picked up the snail powder, took a sip, and said calmly, "Why not!"

    She analyzed rationally: "Young master think about it, on the Imperial Food Festival, it must be all delicious food, it is definitely more fragrant, no matter how fragrant the dishes of less masters are How difficult it is to stand out from so many dishes!"

    Jing Ming gradually forgot the smell on his nose, and nodded in agreement.

    Yu Que put down his chopsticks and said solemnly, "So, we have to do the opposite."

    Jing Ming: "Do the opposite?"

    Yu Que nodded: "Yes! Aren't they fragrant? Then we will make them stinky! People at the Imperial Food Festival may not be able to smell the complicated fragrance, but your stench will definitely be overwhelmed once it comes out. Baixiang, why can't you get ahead!"

    Jing Ming couldn't help but think of the food festival, the brothers and sisters were carrying fragrant food, and when he opened the pot, the stench-like smell came out...

    Jing Ming: "..." That must be quite a blockbuster.

    Yu Que continued: "So, we not only want stinky, but also stinky and ingenious! Apart from durian and snail powder, I wonder if the young master has heard of stinky tofu..."

    Outside the door, Yan Xingzhou and Xiao Zhuo, who came smelling the stench, looked at each other and turned to leave.