I Thought I Got the Redemption Script

    Yan Xingzhou looked at Yuque for a while, and finally got on Yuque's broom in silence.

    But Yu Que found that her little brother idol was quite burdened.

    He got on the broom, but not quite.

    Because Yu Que is sitting on the broom, and the little brother is flying like a sword, standing directly on the broom handle.

    Yu Que sat in the front, and the younger brother stood in the back.

    As soon as she leaned back, behind her were the long legs of the little senior.

    Yu Que was dumbfounded when he saw him standing on the broom.

    Damn! Of course, it is orthodox to fly on a broom, and the person standing on the broom is simply heretical!

    Is the little brother really afraid of crotch? !

    No, after returning this time, she must solve the problem of her nimbus 2000 crotch!

    Yu Que could only ask with concern: "Little brother, the broom handle is a little slippery, can you stand firm?" The handle is round, does it really not slip when flying?

    The little senior brother who loved to talk and laugh in the past has learned from the master's aloofness this time, and said concisely: "Yes."

    Really? Yuque doesn't believe it!

    She sincerely suggested: "Little brother, you should stand on the head of the broom, and the place where the foot rests is larger." And it is flat!

    The little brother did not speak, and looked at her silently for a long time.

    Finally, he smiled gently: "Little Junior Sister, we should go."

    Yu Que inexplicably counseled, "Okay, okay."

    Then the broom "xiu" and take off.

    The broom flies very fast, and the wind is very strong today.

    Yan Xingzhou was smeared by the oncoming wind, and the water in his brain was also dried.

    He suddenly doubted himself, was he just infected by Yu Que's mental retardation? Why have to choose one of the two choices she gave.

    He can choose neither.

    He can give that Gu Youzhen a Speed ​​Talisman and let him run all the way back to the refining room or all the way back to their Medicine King Valley.

    Give her a speed talisman to this mentally handicapped little sister and let Gu Youzhen ride a broom.

    It's not that she has never run before, she should be very skilled.

    Or, after searching the souls of those men in black, they will be killed on the spot, and a rabbit will be freed up.

    Oh, I have to listen to that little mentally retarded singing song that doesn't even have a key.

    Yu Que: "I want to fly, I want to fly~ I want to fly, I want to fly (?￣▽￣)?"

    Yan Xingzhou: “…”

    He smiled and said, "Little Junior Sister, rest your voice, we have to hurry up."

    Yu Que: "Real women can't be too fast!"

    Yan Xingzhou: "???" is over, there is no way to save it.

    Above the clear sky, I saw a broom whizzing past, a man and a woman on the broom, one excited, the other expressionless.

    Not far away, the cultivator who had just been labeled a liar selling Yujian textbooks by the Master of Medicine King Gu, Gu Youzhen on the Black Iron Order not long ago was furious.

     He waved the black iron decree and said angrily: "I'm definitely not mistaken! That Gu Youzhen is so unreasonable!"

    His companion reluctantly said: "Okay, maybe we are dazzled, how can someone fly on a broom in this cultivation world."

    As soon as he finished speaking, someone suddenly shouted from behind: "Brother in front, please step aside, newbies are on the road!"

    Then I saw a broom passing quickly between them, two people on the broom, one man and one woman, one standing and one sitting.

    The two were dumbfounded.

    The cultivator brother reacted quickly, and immediately opened the black iron order, and gave a "click" to their backs.

    He excitedly said: "I just said that I am absolutely not wrong, there are definitely people flying on broomsticks in this world of self-cultivation, and they can still lead people! I will make Gu Youzhen speechless this time!"

    He said, and immediately wanted to share this photo.

    Before sharing, Brother cultivator hesitated for a moment.

    I don't know why, the man standing on the broom seemed to give him a look when he took the photo, and he felt cold behind him for no reason.

    A little hairy.

    Hey! What about him, now is the time to be ashamed!

     Brother cultivator shared the photo without hesitation, and shouted at Gu Youzhen.

    "Gu Youzhen! Why did you come out for Lao Tzu to see what this is! Lao Tzu is waiting for you to perform sword swallowing!"

    "Where is Gu Youzhen? Come out!"

    "Are you cowardly? I look down on you!"

     Brother cultivator failed to respond to several consecutive messages, and the whole person was almost incompetent and furious.

    Finally someone couldn't stand it anymore, so he kindly replied, "Don't shout, Gu Youzhen can't reply to you anymore."

    Brother monk wondered: "Why?

    The man sighed: "He was kidnapped. It is said that the kidnappers chopped off one of his hands to provoke all his friends in the communication, and even asked the lion to ask for six million spirit stones. Gu Lao Gu is collecting the ransom with tears in his eyes, don't you know? This is the most popular news!"

    The eldest cultivator opened the home page of the Xuan Tie Ling in a daze, and saw a few bright red characters on the first page.

    #Shocked! The Master of Medicine King Valley Shaogu is dying, and the owner of the Valley has a tearful sale to collect the ransom! #

    Click on the title to see that all the accounts at the beginning of Yaowanggu are selling all kinds of pills with tears.

    "Big tear sale! Jump off the property sale! In order to save Shaoguzhu, only the cost price! Only one day, don't miss it! Free shipping for over 30 spirit stones! Over 300 get 100 free !"

     Brother cultivator suddenly moved.

    He sighed: "It's really unpredictable."

    He quickly joined the buying frenzy: "Although I have a disagreement with that Shaogu master, let me do my part to rescue Gu Youzhen!"

    Yaowanggu's income increased by one million within half an hour.

    …

    Yu Que successfully lowered the broom with the help of his little brother.

    She touched her numb **** without any trace, and sincerely said to the little brother: "little brother, I will definitely find a way to solve the problem of the crotch of the light wheel 2000, you will sit next time. You don't have to worry about getting stuck."

    Yan Xingzhou was silent for a moment, then smiled: "Little Junior Sister, there will be no next time."

    Yu Que is a pity.

    The mistress provided a room without saying a word, and asked if she would like to borrow the stove, hammer, and soldering iron that she used for ironing.

    Master doesn't think that such a mistress is cruel at all, with a really cute look on "my sweetheart", and said softly: "When I need it, I will definitely ask you to borrow it."

    The mistress looked away a little uncomfortably.

    Seeing this, Yu Que also wanted to join in the fun, but was blocked by her senior sister and senior sister.

    Senior Sister: "Little Junior Sister, I have already settled the two friends you know. Could you please take care of them for me?"

    The mistress responded: "Come, I'll take you there."

    So Yu Que could only watch helplessly as the younger brother and the master walked into the interrogation room together.

    Yu Que was puzzled: "Why can the younger brother go?"

    Senior sister gave a light glance, as if joking, but also as if seriously: "Because your little brother is the one who can most make people survive and die."

    …

    On the way to take Yu Que to rest, the mistress asked about the whole process of her kidnapping.

    After asking the question, the mistress pondered: "It stands to reason that you were implicated by the little girl of the Changyin Sect, but after they caught you, they asked for the ransom without even asking. The second price increase ... they may not be asking for ransom at all, but to kill people."

    Yu Que was shocked when he heard this.

    The lady's expression has become indifferent: "In this case, what are they kidnapping the little girl of the Changyin Sect for, it is also worth thinking about."

    I took the risk of kidnapping the eldest daughter of the Sect Master of the Changyin Sect, but never contacted the Sect Master of the Changyin Sect to ask for a ransom. After Yu Que and Gu Youzhen fell into their hands, they asked for the ransom to kill their mouths, no matter how they looked at it. It's not like something ordinary kidnappers can do.

    Yu Que was thinking along the lines of his wife, but Shen Qiqi suddenly came out from the other side of the road.

    She was pale, but her expression was firm and calm, and she said slowly: "This, I probably know."

    Yu Que looked over and said in surprise, "Qiqi? Why did you come out? Don't you take a break?"

    Shen Qiqi smiled: "Little Junior Sister fell asleep, I came out."

    The mistress looked at her with a gentle expression and said, "Little girl, if you don't want to say something, you don't have to tell us."

    Shen Qiqi insisted: "No, in order to save me from this innocent disaster, Miss Yu should know."

    She took a deep breath and said, "Miss Yu, before the Mid-Yuan Festival, my father accidentally got a token from the ghost king who had fallen asleep. All the elders of the Changyin Sect are concerned about this matter. I know, but because of the importance of the matter, I didn't make any public announcements, but I don't know who disclosed it. When the enchantment changed on the Mid-Year Festival, my father guessed that they might be trying to hold the monks to force the father to hand over the ghost king's token. There was no surprise that time. It's dangerous, but who would have known that as soon as I left Cangdang Mountain, I was taken away without a sound when I was surrounded by elders from the same sect!"

    After Shen Qiqi finished speaking, in Yu Que's mind, the system sighed: "Host, you are so lucky, you can touch the main line so far from the male and female masters."

    Yu Que: "What do you mean?"

    System: "It means that this token is the key to the awakening of the ghost king in the later period. The original book did not describe in detail how this token got into the hands of the group of men in black, but if I guess correctly...if not If you show up unexpectedly, Shen Qiqi will definitely die this time!"

    Yu Que's face suddenly turned cold.

    The system is still saying: "I suggest that you better take this token in your hand, this is called mastering the initiative..."

    Yu Que interrupted it directly: "System, open the mall."

    The system got stuck and opened the mall with a confused look.

    Yu Que quickly turned the page, and then stopped.

     She pointed to a book in the mall and said firmly: "I want this!"

    The system hesitated: "But this is worth five points, it's useless to you..."

    Yu Que: "I want this!"

    The system gave her a redemption.

    At this time, the mistress was pulling Shen Qiqi with a serious face to ask for details, it was estimated that the matter was of great importance, and she was going to find the master while holding her hand.

    Yu Que stopped them and handed over a book: "This, I think you should be able to use it."

    The mistress took it over without knowing why, and opened it unprepared.

    Then she fell silent.

    The lady raised her head and looked at Yu Que with a complicated expression.

    She hesitated: "You have to use this... on them."

    Yu Que smiled: "They are worth it."

    Master: "...I see."

    She took another look at the page with a complicated look.

    Letter, Ten Tortures in the Qing Dynasty.

    …

    Yu Que went back to his room with ease, even humming a song.

    The system was silent for a long time, and sincerely sighed: "Host, you are really talented."

    Yu Que responded modestly: "Your special mother is not bad."

    After one person and one system hurt each other, Yu Que felt that she had done everything she could.

      Let yourself suffer.

    So she brushed the Black Iron Order with peace of mind.

    Then she remembered Gu Youzhen's "Internet celebrity" identity.

    Yu Que had never been in contact with internet celebrities in his two lifetimes, so he subconsciously searched for Gu Youzhen first.

    Then a line of big characters that popped out almost made her hold the black iron order.

    #Shocked! The Master of Medicine King Valley Shaogu is dying, and the owner of the Valley has a tearful sale to collect the ransom! #

    Yu Que was shocked: "What's going on! Didn't Gu Youzhen be rescued by us! What the **** is this!"

    The system glanced at it casually, and said nonchalantly: "Oh, it doesn't matter, this is a hot search bought by Gu Youzhen's father himself."

    Yu Que is full of question marks.

    What kind of father would buy such a hot search for his son.

    She clicked in with a puzzled face.

    Then I was stunned by the "big sale" on the screen.

    Yu Que: "…"

    But when she saw the "jumping property prices" and "tears sale" all over the screen, she couldn't control her hands and opened them one by one to take a look.

    Hemostatic medicine, a must for monks to fight, the original price is ten spirit stones a bottle, now there are three bottles of twenty spirit stones, free shipping if you buy 30 spirit stones, it's not a loss, buy it!

    Moon scarlet grass, the basic fusion medicinal material of many medicinal herbs, the original price is twenty spirit stones and one or two, and now they are sold by the kilogram. purchase!

    Huichundan, a must for monks, buy it!

    Bidu Dan, buy it!

    Buy, buy, buy!

    Yu Que was addicted to promotions, and when she was not careful, she found that she had run out of spiritual stones.

    She touched the empty storage bag and was silent for a long time.

    Watching the full screen "Promotion with Tears to Save My Son", Yu Que suddenly sighed: "What a marketing genius!"

    Turn the kidnapping of my son into a big promotion, who can think of it!

    But Yu Que was still very puzzled: "If everyone thinks that his son has been kidnapped and has not been rescued, how is he going to explain that his son is alive and well?"

    Immediately, Yu Que discovered that the valley owner didn't need to explain at all.

    This hot search is Gu Youzhen's account, and Yu Que subconsciously clicks to enter.

    As soon as she clicked in, she saw Gu Youzhen scolding a monk before being tied up.

      #

    At this moment, she remembered Gu Youzhen's hesitant speech when she just woke up.

    The case is solved, she understands how this guy was caught.

    She was **** because she was saving people, but this guy was **** for watching the fun!

    Yu Que looked complicated.

    At this moment, Xuan Tieling gave her a hint, saying that the owner of the account has started the live broadcast, whether to watch it or not.

    Yu Que quickly clicked in.

    As soon as she clicked in, she saw Xuan Tieling Shanggu Youzhen come up with a big face, and the background was her mistress's guest room.

    Gu Youzhen waved his fists in front of Xuan Tie Ling, and said with passion: "I repeat! I, Gu Youzhen, are alive and well! Not one hand was cut off, nor was he sold to dig spirits. mine!"

    Someone asked in real time on Xuantieling: "But the information about your kidnapping has been sent to all sects, I am a small sect with less than 100 people, my master's second The friends of the disciple's fiancée have all received the information that you are bound!"

    "So is there a possibility that Gu Youzhen is actually dead, and this Gu Youzhen is fake!"

    "I don't believe you are Gu Youzhen! Unless you eat a whole cow again and show us!"

    “Excuse me, what do you think of your father’s promotion of making money while you are tied?”

    "The monk you scolded today took a clear picture of someone flying on a broom. Do you have anything to say?"

    Seeing this, Yu Que suddenly felt nervous.

    Then she saw the net red Gu Youzhen said with a heavy face: "About this, I decided to fulfill my promise."

    The next moment, he "swiped" and took out a long sword.

    Yu Que: "!"

    Gu Youzhen: "Next, I will perform Raw Swallowing Iron Sword for everyone! Please follow me if you like iron!"

    He picked up the iron sword and put it in his mouth!

    Yu Que: "!!"

    She stood up abruptly, panicked and said, "Master, senior, senior, and senior is not good! Gu Youzhen's brain is flooded and he can't live!!"