I, The Villain, Start with the Protagonist Saintess

"It's fun, it's fun, isn't it?"

Ji Chaobei: "..."

Dai Haoren said: "How is it, little sister? Do you want to **** with your 'Slippery Chicken'! It's really fun."

Ji Chaobei said, "What if I say 'no'?"

Dai Haoren did not speak.

Instead, he took out a bottle of red wine and a tall crystal glass, and lit up in front of Ji Chaobei.

Then he used the bottom of the red wine bottle to poke the lip of the goblet.

But the mouth of the goblet was too small, and the bottom of the red wine bottle was too big to poke in.

Obviously he couldn't get in, but Dai Haoren still insisted, and the result can be imagined.

With a "click", the mouth of the goblet was burst.

"Oh, this cup is too small, it burst."

"It's a pity, it's really a pity."

"I still love this cup."

"Little sister, isn't it a pity that the cup is broken?"

Ji Chaobei is not an innocent little girl who doesn't know anything.

"Brother Slippery Chicken" did it so clearly, how could she not understand what it meant?

How despicable!

So dirty!

So disgusting!

But…

Now that I have fallen into his hands, if I should first make a fool of myself, I will agree on the face, and when I get out of trouble, isn't it my own decision?

Ji Chaobei just opened her mouth to say something.

I saw Brother Slippery take out a pill and put it in the red wine bottle in front of her. After shaking it vigorously, he handed the red wine bottle over.

"Come on, have a drink."

"This is 82 Bixue and red wine."

"I added my special secret recipe, which is simply the jade liquid nectar in the world."

"If you don't take a big mouth, it's just a waste of money."

Ji Chaobei wanted to ask: "Do you think I'm blind? You clearly put poison in it, right?"

She can only say: "I don't like wine very much..."

Dai Haoren said: "If you don't like it, you have to drink it. I have added poison to it... ah no, it's an exclusive secret recipe. If you don't drink it, you will not give me face. If you don't give me face, then don't. Blame 'Slippery Chicken' for not giving you face."

Ji Chaobei pursed her lips involuntarily.

OMG!

Where did this neurosis come from!

Who can help me?

Her eyes fell on the unconscious Lu Yinqu, and a light flashed in her heart: "Wake her up..." But the light in her heart dissipated in an instant.

If the woman could beat "Slippery Chicken", she wouldn't be knocked out.

Dai Haoren said, "Little sister, are you really unwilling to give me this face?"

Ji Chaobei gritted her teeth and said, "Okay! I'll drink it!"

Just drink it!

afraid of you?

There are also people who are proficient in poisoning in the "Seven Colors Sect"!

Ji Chaobei took the wine, and poured it into her mouth.

In the middle of the process, because I poured too quickly, I coughed violently a few times, and after the coughing, I poured a few more times until there was no drop left.

"Finished!"

"Are you satisfied?"

"belch!"

She had just finished drinking, but her face turned red. She was really sensitive to alcohol.

That red and tender little face is like a little apple that is underripe, and the person who is trying to lure him wants to hold it in his hand and take a bite.

Dai Haoren said: "Satisfied, satisfied, really satisfied. Haha, from now on, you are my person. Don't worry, as long as the poison does not occur, you are no different from normal people, you should eat and drink. In case of a toxic attack..."

Ji Chaobei asked, "What will happen?"

Dai Haoren said, "What will happen? It's really unclear. How about you... feel it yourself? No matter what I say, it's better for you to experience it yourself."

Ji Chaobei said: "No need. I'll just listen to you. Give me hope, when will you give me the antidote?"

"If I'm happy, I can explain it to you now."

"Unfortunately, I'm not very happy now."

"Would you please make me happy?"

Ji Chaobei felt like she was going crazy—what kind of person is this!

Dai Haoren said again: "Come on, I have a baby here for you."

He touched left and right on his body, and took out a mobile phone—a mobile phone that Dai Qinglan gave him to ensure his safety!

"This is an 8849 titanium phone for safety."

"The man-machine separation exploded immediately after ten meters... Haha, I was joking."

"We will use this connection in the future."

"Don't forget the little game we played - grab the 'Seven Colors Sect'!"

After speaking, Dai Haoren said that Ji Chaobei could leave.

Ji Chaobei couldn't believe it.

Dai Haoren said with a smile: "Why, you don't want to be willing to 'Brother Slippery'? Then stay with 'Brother Slippery' for the night. Let's have an in-depth exchange, learn from each other's strengths, make up for shortcomings, fill in gaps, and fill in the blanks... Spend a time in learning together. A happy night."

Ji Chaobei, who completely understood the meaning of the words of "Slippery Chicken", left the tent.

Facing the dark mountains and fields under the dark night sky, she felt a little frightened, but she gritted her teeth and plunged into the dark night.

in the tent.

Dai Haoren looked at the unconscious Lu Yinqu and said secretly, "System, is there any medicine that is more powerful than 'Thirteen Fragrant Cartilage Powder'? Like last time, I owe it first."

Perhaps because of Dai Haoren's good reputation, "Sister Violent" borrowed another medicine from Dai Haoren - Drunken Life and Dreams and Dead Blurred Fragrance!

Soon, "Drunken Life, Dreams and Dead Blurred Incense" was lit...

"Hey hey hey!"

"Don't eat the meat that is brought to your mouth, what villain am I doing?"

"Just retire."

"Fighting" smoke gradually filled the tent.

Under the stone wall not far away.

A "black-headed python" turned his head to look at the direction of the tent, then turned his head, two petals opened on his head, and got into a hole where water was flowing...

Under the faint moonlight.

The tent shakes and shakes.

A blink of an eye…

It was three in the morning.

Dai Haoren returned to the "Master's Mansion" lightly.

As soon as he entered the door, a hand tapped him on the shoulder.

Dai Haoren was taken aback.

"Hey, auntie, scaring people will scar people to death."

We are really out of temper!

The aunt blocked the door again.

Just as Shi Juezhi was about to speak, his nose moved, and then he said with a gloomy face, "Why do you smell like a woman?"

Chapter 109 The Big Wedding Day! (Part 1)

"A woman's scent?"

"Have it?"

Dai Haoren sniffed left and right, pretending to be confused.

"Why didn't I smell it."

"Auntie, did you smell your own body fragrance?"

Shi Juezhi directly ignored his nonsense.

"tomorrow…"

"No! Today!"

"Today is the day you and Jue Xuan get married!"

"You even went out and fooled around with other women?"

She's up.

But the expression was a little scary.

"My good brother-in-law."

"It looks like you have a lot of energy!"

Seeing her frightening expression, Dai Haoren immediately thought of something... He swallowed subconsciously.

"No no."

"I don't have that much energy."

"I swear to God, the world can learn from the world! I really didn't fool around with messy women."

"Otherwise, the sky will be struck by thunder, and I must not..."

The voice just fell.

A bolt of lightning fell from the sky.

Then came the thunderous rumbling.

Dai Haoren: "…"

Shi Juezhi: "..."

After a brief silence.

Dai Haoren smiled embarrassedly: "A coincidence! It's a total coincidence! I really didn't do anything, I just went to the prison to join in the fun. Maybe I was rubbing with some or some women there and got on the smell?"

Going to jail for fun?

Tonight's "prison is lively", what else can there be other than "Wu Qianmo fans rob prison"?

"You don't even want to die in order to join in the fun."

"Then the liveliness can be made casually?"

"Has anyone, especially the police, spotted you?"