I, the Straight Man! the School Flower Pretend to Fall down at the Start?

Chapter 203 Senior, your appetite… is really good [four more]

Exciting moment.

I…finally have a wife again!

Zhu Weikai rubbed his hands in excitement.

Take the pliers and cut off all the iron wires on it.

Click!

After cutting off the iron wire that tied the wooden box, Zhu Weikai couldn’t stop the excitement on his face.

Out of the box!

Evaluation…ooh!

Look at my wife!

With excitement and anxiety, Lao Zhu remembered what Su Han said.

This is a beautiful wife!

what!

Make a big profit!

A trembling hand opened the lid of the wooden box, and a light burst from inside.

“Oh!”

Zhu Weikai couldn’t help but exclaimed.

High-end goods!

Huh!

The lid of the wooden box was lifted, when the light dissipated.

When Senior Zhu saw what was lying inside, the excited expression on his face froze a little bit.

Um?

Um? ? ?

Snapped!

The wooden lid fell to the ground.

The sound made Lao Zhu completely dumbfounded.

“Fuck…fuck!”

3.14 seconds later, Lao Zhu exploded directly.

Damn it!

“This is what you said is the most beautiful junior?!”

When Lao Zhu saw the silicone wife lying inside, it was a heartbreak.

“I rely on it! A profiteer!”

Lao Zhu knelt in front of the wooden box and said collapsed: “School brother, you profiteer, give me a quick refund!”

Look into the wooden box.

I saw that on that furry mat, there was a…

A silicone doll with a height of about 1.55 meters.

but…

Look at this body type…

It’s exactly the look of His Royal Highness Joe, looking at this figure, plump and plump, that big mouth looks more like a smile.

Can…

This is also called the most beautiful? !

Look at this body shape, where is the beautiful silicone wife from? This f*ck is completely a tank car!

Press the F key to enter the driving mode? !

Senior Zhu swears.

As he said, Old Senior Zhu cursed and took out his cell phone.

Ready to make a call to Su Han.

Condemn him, his immoral behavior!

Finding the prestige of Su Han, Senior Zhu directly took a video and sent it to Su Han.

“School brother, is this the beautiful wife you are talking about?!”

“Um?”

“You profiteer! I have seen cutting corners, but… I have never seen such a profiteer like you who can pile up materials!!!”

Senior Zhu sent a curse.

However…

Without paying attention to the box.

The silicone wife of His Royal Highness Qiao inside suddenly opened her eyes.

“The master binds successfully…Zhu Weikai…Gender: Male…Age: 20 years old!”

A touch of digitization flashed in the eyes of His Royal Highness Qiao’s silicone wife.

bass!

His Royal Highness sat up abruptly.

Senior Zhu still cursed and chatted with Su Han on the sofa.

but…

His Royal Highness’s version of silicone wife stood up, walked out of the wooden box, and came behind Senior Zhu…

Sudden!

His Royal Highness Qiao suddenly hugged Old Senior Zhu, and His Royal Highness Qiao, who has an automatic heating function, immediately adjusted his body temperature to a normal person’s state.

Then…

Haha!

His Royal Highness Qiao’s silicone wife suddenly kissed him when Senior Zhu was not paying attention.

hiss…

Old Senior Zhu was stunned.

Hold… Damn! ! !

Senior Zhu:! ! !

My mind went down for an instant. At this moment, there was only one sentence in my mind: I…I was defiled!

“Hello Master, 3090 is for you!”

The voice is very sweet.

but…

Lao Zhu turned his head stiffly and looked at the face of His Royal Highness Qiao who was close at hand. Senior Zhu’s face, which was originally a little handsome, turned white in an instant.

Damn it!

“You… don’t come here!”

Senior Zhu pushed away the restraint of His Royal Highness’s wife and hurriedly fled the scene.

However…

After being pushed away, His Royal Highness Qiao unexpectedly revealed a touch of human grievance: “Master, you, do you dislike me?”

hiss…

Senior Zhu took a deep breath.

“Who is your master!” Senior Zhu broke down!

“Master, here I am!”

As he said, His Highness Qiao showed a bright smile, it was so sweet…

Can…

Face this sweet smile.

There was no blood on Old Zhu’s face.

“I… please don’t come over!”

…….

On the other side, Su Han also received the video sent by Senior Zhu from the downstairs.

Um?

“Boy, you profiteer!”

After watching the video, Su Han was completely dumbfounded.

Quickly asked: “System, didn’t you say that it is a smart silicone doll made by integrating the most beautiful face?!”

In my mind, I received a question from Su Han.

The system answered immediately.

[Yes the host! 】

Su Han asked with a black face, “Then tell me, what’s the matter?!”

Um? !

What do you mean?

This is the most beautiful? !

[Back to the host, in 2153, human aesthetics has changed from thinness to fatness as beauty! 】

[The silicone doll currently presented is the most beautiful face voted by mankind in 2153. 】

[In addition, her weight is 156 kg and her height is 155cm! 】

Su Han:? ? ?

very good!

What are you doing here is to give someone a ball in the past!

The height and weight are so well-proportioned!

That…

What should we do now?

Su Han thought for a moment, do you want to go up and return the goods to Senior Zhu?

…..

During the time he was thinking.

Senior Zhu upstairs was completely desperate.

“I…I’m nothing!”

Old Zhu senior smiled miserably.

I’m so special… brother, I can thank you and your family!

At this moment, His Royal Highness Qiao’s silicone wife was hugging Senior Zhu, and said with a smile: “Master, are you hungry? Do you want me to cook for you?”

Um?

Senior Zhu, who had nothing to love, was stunned.

“Do you still cook?”

Wife Qiao smiled modestly: “This artificial intelligence has all the skills of a human being, and cooking is just one of them!”

very good!

This is very smart.

Senior Zhu said: “Then you cook quickly!”

After the order was given, Qiao’s wife nodded sensibly: “Okay, Master!”

Then he walked into the kitchen and consciously put on his apron.

Gee…

Seeing this scene, Senior Zhu suddenly felt that he was not at a loss.

Eh?

It seems you can use it as a nanny!

When the meal was finished, Senior Senior Zhu looked at the sumptuous table of dishes, dumbfounded.

“You…you did it?”

Wife Joe nodded and said, “Yes, Master.”

“Very…very good!”

Senior Senior Zhu bit his head and gave a compliment, then sat down to eat.

Um?

The taste is unexpectedly good!

After eating, Qiao Hall went to wash the dishes, and Senior Senior Zhu was sitting on the sofa playing with his mobile phone.

Suddenly received a message from Su Han.

“Senior, do you want to return the goods? Support door-to-door recycling!”

Senior Zhu had just typed a key word.

Can…

Hesitated again.

“School brother, no need, I think I can bear a wave!”

The senior suddenly became serious.

I feel…it seems like I can try a wave.

at this time.

After His Royal Highness finished washing the dishes and chopsticks, he went to the living room. When he saw Lao Zhu, he asked: “Master, do you need a bath?”

Um? ? ?

Is there a bath service? !

Old Zhu moved in his heart and said without hesitation: “Yes!”

….

In the school dormitory.

Su Han saw the old Zhu Xuechang reply to own message.

Suddenly wondered.

“Senior, your appetite… really good!!!”

This particular refuses to return the goods? !

PS: I don’t have time to read the typo today, post it first, and change it tomorrow night.