I, the Straight Man! the School Flower Pretend to Fall down at the Start?

Chapter 198 Brother Han, are you sure this thing is Cultivation Technique?

Tang Xiaoyu’s words directly stunned Wei Qian.

Wei Qian:? ? ?

I just praise you!

you…

Forget it, you seem to be complimenting me too.

But I just feel uncomfortable!

When Tang Xiaoyu finished attacking her, Wei Qian was dare not to have more green tea for the next half an hour.

A group of people walked around.

Soon I walked to school.

When they reached the gate of the school, the few people dispersed.

Tang Xiaoyu followed Han Linger away.

Su Han did not stay, holding his own new computer, and went back to the dormitory with joy.

After entering the door, Su Han found that there was a missing person in the dormitory, and couldn’t help asking: “Mouse, where did the grandson go?”

When I bought a new computer, I naturally had to turn it on.

Dong Hao was studying the study materials carefully, and replied: “The guy said that a girl asked him and ran out to play.”

Yo!

The four big single dogs in the dormitory, some people have a tendency to get out of the list!

Su Han was a little surprised.

But there are not many surprises, after all, Sun Zi is still very handsome, plus the trendy man dress, it is normal to attract some girls!

As for Dong Hao’s boring sex…

Taking a look at Dong Hao, who was watching the movie and studying carefully, he saw that he almost put his face on the screen.

Um…

Forget it, this kind of person is not worthy!

Su Han glanced at Gao Bo, who was sitting on his own seat and eating bucket noodles.

Watching anime, instant noodles one by one.

only…

How did this guy eat? !

Cocked his uncle Wang Lufei’s Erlang leg, his left hand has been scratching his foot!

Huh!

That taste, zer comes up right away!

It’s even better than watching the video of the online marketing account!

Shook his head.

Su Han decided to ignore his strange roommate.

Put the computer in place.

Boot up, install common software, and essential games!

After Su Han had an addiction, he turned off and lay down on the bed.

2 o’clock in the morning.

Wait until the roommates are all asleep.

Su Han felt a little bit, opened his eyes, then got out of the bed quietly, went to the balcony, opened the window and jumped out.

Come to the top floor.

Sitting at Su Han Lotus Position.

Consciousness enters the system space.

【The system is being upgraded…】

【update completed! 】

[New projects, task release system, side tasks…][In addition to the main task of the steel straight man system, special tasks will be randomly triggered in the future…]

The system has evolved!

Su Han was stunned, can he still have such a complicated function?

Thought for a while.

Su Han detailed the functions of the own system.

Except for the task of steel value, it is to refuse women to attack themselves, and then there is no other way to obtain steel value.

No wonder, why are hundreds of millions of goods sold on the homepage of the system mall!

It turned out to be because I didn’t realize the essence!

Now in addition to the main task is to reject any strategy, there is also a random task system.

[System Mall] [System Backpack] [System Lottery] [Properties Panel]

This is the full function of the system.

Quite concise.

The system mall exchanges props, the system backpack stores items, the system draws the consumer draw, the attribute panel, and Su Han’s personal attribute information.

The general function of the system.

now…

One more mission system!

[Limited time task release! 】

[Please host the desperately intelligent silicone doll to the right person within 24 hours! 】

[Task completion reward: 10000 steel value +? ? ? award! 】

[Mission failure penalty: A card of “I am your father” will be used on the host! 】

Su Han:? ? ?

“Are you polite?”

Su Han’s face turned black at the time.

What the hell?

Let me send this kind of thing out?

Are you sure you are embarrassing me? !

The desperately smart silicone doll…

in the end…

How smart is it?

Will have children? !

Laugh to death!

If this is the case, then is there a threat? !

Um? !

Su Han thought to himself.

At this moment, the system said: “Host, you currently have a Cultivation Base double-up card that has not been used. The item is about to expire. Do you choose to use it?”

Um?

Su Han was stunned.

What the hell?

“use!”

【Cultivation Base doubled card successfully used! 】

[Host current level: Quadrupole Realm-Right Hand (Middle)]

Um…

Very good, own Cultivation Base has improved again.

Su Han is very satisfied with the system’s arrogant and unreasonable ascension method, even beyond the rules!

very good.

This is very systematic!

[The first task is issued by the system, please complete the task as soon as possible! 】

Finished.

Su Han was kicked back to reality by the system.

When he woke up.

Only then did I realize that it was dawn!

So I quickly got up from the ground, grabbed the wall with my hand, and…

The rubber fruit exerts its strength!

Su Han slid down all at once.

open the window.

As soon as Su Han got in, he ran into Sun Zi, who had just returned!

Su Han: “…..”

Sun Zi: “???”

His eyes met and his faces were dumbfounded.

Damn it!

Sun Zi couldn’t help exclaiming: “Brother Han, you, why are you climbing the wall?!”

This is so special.

Did I go to the alley and sleep in confusion?

Su Han retracted his hand from above.

clatter!

Back to normal.

Sun Zi: “……”

Rubbed his eyes.

Um? !

Su Han gritted his teeth and asked, “Isn’t there a girl looking for you out? What are you doing back?”

This dog is better!

Didn’t you say that a girl is looking for him?

Sun Zi was demented, opened his mouth wide, and said numbly: “Huh?”

“My sister and I went out to eat, and then she left.”

and…

I also live here, why can’t I come back? !

Su Han, with a dark face, jumped down and asked, “Then why are you coming back early in the morning!”

very good!

The fact that I am a rubber man has been exposed again!

Have to find a chance to kill him!

Sun Zi scratched his head and said embarrassedly: “Hey, this is not too fragrant for a girl, I couldn’t help it, so I went to the clubhouse and found a Big sis to have a long talk for a long night.”

This is human nature!

Own…

Keke, I just can’t stand the fragrance that the girl hugs herself and leaves on her body!

That’s why I went to talk to other little Big sis Bingzhuye for a whole night!

It’s definitely not because of selfish desire!

Su Han is completely numb.

You have a showdown, you are Jay in disguise, right!

Seeing Su Han’s gaze with a touch of contempt, Sun Zi quickly broke the subject and said: “Brother Han, tell me, what kind of monster are you?!”

Sun Zi was excited.

just…

I actually saw Brother Han’s secret!

Moreover, the arms are still stretched so long.

do not know…

Can we go to other places to stretch?

Seeing the twinkling light in Sun Zi’s eyes, Su Han knew that this incident could not be concealed.

Consciousness quickly scanned the system backpack.

suddenly.

Su Han found a good thing in the penultimate frame.

My heart moved.

Su Han extracted this thing.

Su Han said solemnly: “Thief Sun! Actually…Grandpa, I am a cultivator!”

“Since it was discovered by you.”

“Then I won’t hide it, come, Sao Nian, teach you this Cultivation Technique!”

Sun Zi looked dull after hearing this, but…

Then came a deep excitement.

“Yes, Brother Han!”

Su Han nodded in relief: “You can teach you, come, this book is for you!”

Finished.

Under Sun Zi’s extremely expectant gaze, he pulled out a small yellow book of moderate thickness from his Hulk pants of the same style.

“This…I got it by accident, and I’ll pass it on to you now!”

Snapped!

Sun Zi was extremely excited when he took this book, but when he saw a few traditional characters written on the little yellow paper.

Petrochemical on the spot.

“Brother Han, are you sure this thing is Cultivation Technique?!”