I, the Straight Man! the School Flower Pretend to Fall down at the Start?

Chapter 170 Su Han: Boss, come out with a harder stool

Without warning.

The stool Mu Wanqing was sitting on broke directly!

Snapped!

Mu Wanqing, wearing a small skirt, touched her buttocks first.

Then…

Because of inertia, he was supporting the floor with his hands, so he should have stopped steadily.

but…

I don’t know when there is an extra ball below, Mu Wanqing twisted her hand and lay directly on the ground.

Lin Qingyan: “???”

Liu Lingyue:…

Three base friends:! ! !

Su Han: (ノ￣▽￣)

Everyone was shocked.

Damn it.

How heavy are you? The stools are all sitting off…

Only Lin Qingyan looked dazed.

stool…

broken?

What’s the matter?

If I didn’t leave just now, wouldn’t it be me who is sitting on the ground now?

Mu Wanqing’s brain is blank.

There are big question marks inside.

Damn it!

How could I fall!

As a cultivator, the control of the body is absolutely top-notch, like this kind of stool falling apart, she can’t fall down.

But…

In that moment, she even forgot to use Spirit Power…

What’s the matter!

Only Su Han knew that this must be because the effect of the green hat started to come up.

Unlucky!

But, what does this have to do with me!

It’s the system that gave me the green hat!

Su Han looked at Mu Wanqing lying on the floor and said solemnly, “Mu Wanqing, you should lose weight.”

“If you look at your weight, this stool that can bear hundreds of catties can’t bear you anymore.”

Mu Wanqing:! ! !

Go away!

This is an accident!

The cute face was full of sluggishness, but circumstances did not allow her to stay there.

Can only get up.

An aggrieved expression: “I, I don’t know, they are very light, only 90 kilograms.”

This wronged look directly caused the three LSPs to feel distressed.

Sun Zi took the lead and said: “Hey, Mu Wanqing, don’t mind if this straight guy is a problem. It’s obviously a problem with this stool. How could it be that you are too heavy!”

Dong Hao nodded: “Yes, it’s the problem with the stool!”

Gao Bo kept silent and moved a stool over.

“Thank you.” Mu Wanqing thanked her in a low voice.

Then he sat down.

However…

Click!

After she sat down, the stool cracked again!

And the broken pieces are more thorough!

Straight to pieces.

Puff!

Mu Wanqing sat down on the ground again.

The little face was full of daze.

All of these are silent.

Um…

Is it a problem with the stool?

Su Han exclaimed, “This cliff is too heavy!”

With that said, Su Han shouted inside: “Boss, come out with a harder stool!”

boss:? ? ?

Mu Wanqing almost collapsed.

After recovering, she quickly got up from the ground, but when she got up, the sound of tearing clothes sounded.

Stabbed!

Mu Wanqing hurriedly turned her head and looked behind her, only then did she see that there was a crack in her coat!

and…

Moreover, the own straps are exposed!

Mu Wanqing:! ! !

What’s wrong with this!

In the live broadcast of “The World Is Not Worth”, countless cultivators are also confused.

“What the hell, Fairy… this is too unlucky, right?”

“Puff…how do I think it has something to do with Su Zhinan.”

“Huh? There is no evidence, this is slander!”

“I want to sue you for slander, you actually framed me Su Hangiegie as a ghost!”

“Mu Fairy: It is not suitable to go out today, it is not suitable to wear skirts, it is not suitable… it is not suitable to come out and find Straight Su!”

Su Han looked at Mu Wanqing’s cracked clothes behind him, pondered for a while, and said seriously: “Mu, next time you buy clothes, remember to pay for it. Don’t go to Xixi anymore. The 9.9 free shipping is not worth it!”

Mu Wanqing:? ? ?

“I, my dress is 999!” Mu Wanqing said quietly.

God’s special clothes are 9.9 free shipping!

Am I someone who would buy such a bargain!

no!

Who knows, Su Han pointed directly at the crack open on the back of the clothes, and said loudly: “You are a lie! The clothes I bought last time in Bing Xixi, the way it splits is exactly the same as you are now!”

Mu Wanqing:? ? ?

Lin Qingyan:? ? ?

Everyone:? ? ?

you?

Mu Wanqing was stunned.

Good guys!

I will give you two good guys directly.

Do you dare to believe that the 999 I bought was purchased from Bixixixi 9.9!

(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻

The next moment, Mu Wanqing put on an expression of crying, and said grievously: “Student Su, I’m sorry, I shouldn’t buy such cheap clothes. Don’t talk about me anymore.”

Seeing the beauty of this wronged Bala, the surrounding diners couldn’t stand it anymore.

Such a cute little girl, how can you bear to ridicule!

The same is true for Sanjiyou.

One by one began to persuade Su Han.

“Brother Han, it’s more serious, it hurts the body more!”

“Just so, Mu Wanqing is so cute, how can you talk about her!”

“Come on, Mu Wanqing, have a drink and ignore Brother Han.”

As a trendy man, Sun Zi intimately reprimanded Su Han, then poured another drink and brought it to Mu Wanqing.

Mu Wanqing took the drink and said with a touch of emotion: “Thank you.”

Grumbling.

A cup of fat house water has just been eaten without two mouthfuls.

Suddenly, Mu Wanqing began to cough violently.

“Cough cough cough cough!”

Seeing this scene, Sun Zi was stunned.

However, when he was stunned, Mu Wanqing, who was coughing violently in front of him, suddenly sprayed out a mouthful of fat house water.

“puff!”

A mouthful of fat house water was sprayed on Sun Zi’s face without leaking.

Sun Zi: “……”

Seeing this scene, everyone almost laughed.

In the live broadcast room, countless cultivators even spoke.

“Haha, Fairy, you’d better go back to sleep tonight, this is too bad.”

“Puff, I’ve watched the whole process, and when I get here, I can’t bear it anymore.”

“Hahaha, looking at Sun Zisheng’s unlovable look, I can’t help but want to laugh.”

“+1, Fairy, this is too unlucky.”

On the other side, Yuan Yan, who was observing in secret, saw this, and there was a smile on her beautiful little face without any expression.

But it was endured again soon.

Hold back!

We are disciples of the same class and good sisters, so we can’t laugh!

I am professional!

Puff…

Lin Qingyan and Liu Lingyue blinked their beautiful eyes, and smiles slowly appeared on their faces.

Ha ha!

Mu Wanqing is too unlucky.

Deserve it!

Seeing this scene, they almost couldn’t help laughing.

but…

The two of them became expressionless again at the thought of the scene where they had experienced the smelly perfume.

never mind.

We don’t deserve to laugh!

Sun Zi, who was washed his face by the fat house water sprayed by Mu Wanqing, stood there blankly.

It took a long time to come back to his senses, with a grimace on his face: “Mu Wanqing, I understand that you don’t like to drink Coke, but can you vomit it? Don’t spray my face!”

Wiped his face.

Then, Sun Zi found a green thing in his hand.

Take a closer look.

It turned out to be a small piece of vegetable leaf!

Sun Zi:! ! !

Damn it!

vomit!