I, the Straight Man! the School Flower Pretend to Fall down at the Start?

Chapter 130 Hulk’s relatives, the god-like yellow giant

Go back to Liu Lingyue’s house.

Su Han first took a cold shower and then lay back on the bed. Su Han posted a circle of friends.

[A good day has passed again, is there a sub-team in the middle of the night? 】

Um…

Su Han never missed the opportunity to make money.

As for bringing people up points?

Those are acquaintances, and most of the others are paid for.

Of course, it’s not that Su Han is cheating.

It’s that he also played with him. After all, the graphics card that he burned was bought by saving money bit by bit.

There are still a lot of bosses to accompany.

Female boss!

Sure enough, not long after Su Han sent out this news, several people approached Su Han.

[Cold God, Xing Yaoer asks for the upper point. 】

[Cold God Hanshen, I am the king to advance to the competition, please bring it! 】

Su Han responded one by one.

Then one person charged 10 yuan and played two games.

Um…

In less than 40 minutes, Su Han had already won two games.

It’s not challenging!

Received the red envelope, it is 4 o’clock in the morning now.

Su Han directly chooses to enter the system.

[Yesterday’s reward settlement is in progress…][Settlement is complete! Congratulations to the host for completing 9 straight male behaviors, 1 death behavior, and 1 hidden task yesterday-helping the female ghost complete her last wish! 】

[Reward: 9000 steel value, props: green hat*5 tops! 】

The moment I saw the reward.

Su Han is still in a good mood.

The value of 9,000 steel is another day of high income.

But…

When seeing the rewards of this system, Su Han felt bad in an instant.

This is so special.

Can a green hat count as a reward?

Um? ? ?

Do you think I need a green hat?

I don’t have a girlfriend, so would you give me 5 green hats? !

What do you mean?

Su Han is very upset, he thinks the system is slandering himself!

“System, did you send the wrong reward?” Su Han asked.

The green hat is not mine!

[Back to the host, props: green hat function introduction: when you give out green hats to others, they will be unlucky all day long! 】

Su Han:? ? ?

Then this should be called a bad luck hat!

Why call it a green hat? !

but…

Um…

The system’s props introduction is quite easy to use, unfortunately props…

With other props.

There should be fun things.

But who to send to is a problem.

Unless you meet those bad guys again, this green hat is useless.

“Open the personal properties panel.”

【opening…】

System: Steel straight male system.

Host: Su Han.

Age: 18.

Level: Divine Tibetan Realm-Middle Stage of the Heart of God

Backpack: hilarious card*2, artificial intelligence Jarvis source code*1, vibrating gold shield*1, willful cloak, low-mouth speaker*1, invincible nail clippers*1, a special bottle of aromatherapy*1, self-deception ruler, longevity of the empress Gun*2, green hat*5…

Steel value: 16750 (100 Ascension 1 attribute value or 10000 skill experience value.)

System Mall: (+)

Cultivation Technique column: (Invincible forging method [automatic cultivation], quick Qilin arm [Dacheng], steel hand [Dacheng], macho hammer ghost 18 style [Dacheng])

Attributes: Physique: 1511, Strength: 1810, Speed: 1797, Charm: 150 (the highest)

Skill:

Eating: MAX (not actively doing food, thinking problems).

Game: MAX

Coquettish walking position: MAX

One punch and one blame: MAX

Driving a Ferrari with one hand: MAX

…..

There are a lot of things.

Seeing so many things in Own’s backpack, Su Han instantly felt that Own was full of security.

There is also the eternal spear of the empress.

This stuff…

Hey, after I had a higher-level Cultivation Base, when I took it out, it instantly shocked the entire cultivation world.

after all…

He owns the quasi-imperial soldiers of the female emperor!

Yes.

Su Han thinks he will be the most beautiful boy in the future.

But never thought about it…

as a result of…

In today’s Yaochi Sacred Land high-rise building.

The Empress’s personal quasi-imperial soldiers were stolen, as well as her underwear, and some small objects.

They are all spreading that it was stolen by a thief in the Quasi-Emperor Realm.

If Su Han dares to take it out…

I dare not think about it.

The picture is so beautiful!

“Open the system store.”

[Refreshing today’s items in the mall…]

The voice fell.

Su Han’s eyes flashed, and the item list began to refresh.

This time the list is nothing good.

There is also no time limit spike.

If there is…

Su Han felt that he should become poor again.

Come to the last page.

Su Han saw the familiar props.

“The female emperor of Jade Lake wore an unwashed violet fairy dress, the price: 1,500 steel value.”

Very good, the system you are stealing from the Empress again.

Su Han didn’t bother to complain.

This cliff is the theft system!

Really hammered!

“A territorial expansion card that can expand the territory by 1 meter, the price: 2,000 steel value.”

“Is Sao Nian sleepy? Let’s have a bottle of Xipeng Super Drink! Selling price: 100 steel value.”

“Cultivation Technique from the town of Heavenly Demon sect, Heavenly Demon disintegration method, limited time sale: 3,000 steel value.”

“A special jar of dried chrysanthemums, the price: 100 steel value.”

“The Hulk is the same invincible underwear, the price: 500 steel value.”

Seeing the system mall this time, Su Han knew that there was nothing to buy.

Um…

It’s weird.

Set of you monkey, what is the same invincible underpants of the Hulk! ! !

Do I have such a big physique? !

You are humiliating me!

What about the good copy of Rem Asuna?

Um?

And where is my Kasumigaoka Shiyu? !

Um?

Give me!

Su Han just wanted to see, if the anime heroines appear, whether these old women have high looks or the anime heroines have high looks.

Su Han promised that he definitely didn’t want to see Senior Sister Heisi!

real!

Throwing away these messy ideas, Su Han thought for a while, and bought some things for himself.

【Heavenly Demon Disintegration Dafa purchased successfully! Steel value -3000! 】

[The Territory Expansion Card is purchased successfully, and the steel value is -2000! 】

[Xipeng Super Drink and Mysterious Canned Dried Chrysanthemum were successfully purchased, and the steel value is -1000!][The Hulk purchased the same invincible underwear successfully, and the steel value is -500! 】

Buy 5 pieces each for Xipeng and dried chrysanthemums.

Um…

I also bought the same underwear from the Hulk. Su Han just wanted to see how flexible it is!

Su Han wants to see what the effect of this kind of porcelain Dongpeng is!

If it doesn’t work, you absolutely must report the system!

As for the territory expansion card…

It can be used by the Dragon Kingdom to expand the entire territory of the Dragon Kingdom by one meter!

[Heavenly Demon disintegration Dafa has been placed in the Cultivation Technique column, it is expected to be completed after 4:1 on July 27…]

At this moment, Su Han’s Cultivation Technique column is a little more enriched.

It is no longer limited to a single one.

Exit the system space.

It was dawn, and the time had come to 11:37.

“Time flies quickly.”

Su Han said with emotion.

It would be great if he could enter the system. After hundreds of years, he would definitely be able to kill everyone!

Light flashed in his hands.

A can of dried chrysanthemums appeared in Su Han’s hands.

The next moment, a system reminder appeared in my mind, about dried chrysanthemum…

After understanding the role of dried chrysanthemum.

Su Han fell silent, and…

Stretching his arms, he filled the kettle with a pot of water.

Um…

If Wang Lufei sees Su Han using rubber fruits in this way, he will definitely be furious.

Chrysanthemum soaked in water…

Su Han felt that he was not far from the Hulk.

Because…

The system’s statement is that after drinking a can of dried chrysanthemum tea, you can transform into a giant yellow…

Um…

Relatives of the Hulk!

What a magical yellow giant!