I, the Straight Man! the School Flower Pretend to Fall down at the Start?

Chapter 115 A trip that says go, and when you come back, it’s a day to eat dirt

PS: There was a power outage at home today. The young author is from a rural area. So the power outage, and there has been no call. I came to the Internet cafe to write a chapter. I wanted to write four chapters, but the Internet cafe…too many people, I don’t feel at all, ooh Wow, my Little Sister notebook is out of power, and I owe a lot of chapter updates. This is still the old rule, you can read it or not. I will update it early tomorrow, and update it around 4 o’clock tomorrow afternoon! Today, readers don’t give gifts, and there is no update to receive real gold and silver gifts o(?^｀)o

As Su Han’s voice fell, the smile on the face of the young man with acne gradually became stiff.

The quiet atmosphere rose quietly.

Seeing the serious expression on Su Han’s face, everyone thought it was a bit awesome.

In the cultivator live room.

Countless cultivators also looked stiff for a moment, and countless barrage gushed out like a tide.

“Hahaha, Niubi, you Su God is still your Su God, I don’t accept anyone as a man, so I will only obey Su God.”

“Director Su has also evolved, and now he has become God Su.”

“There is no other way. Who makes Su Zhinan invincible in this respect?”

“666, I didn’t expect this wave. I didn’t expect that Su straight man was so cruel, he would not directly humiliate the young man with acne.”

Su Han directly targeted all the weaknesses of his family, and humiliated them one after another.

Directly short, ugly, poor, without connotation, and so stupid.

Simply invincible.

Taking a look at the people around him, Su Han continued, “But don’t be discouraged. After all, apart from being ugly, short, frustrated, stupid, and lacking in connotation, you still have one advantage.”

advantage?

Hearing this, whether it was the cultivators in the live broadcast room or the little lovers around, they also looked dazed.

You have humiliated people from the beginning to the toes.

Can you tell the other’s strengths?

Are you kidding me?

It really isn’t.

The young man with acne looked gloomy, looked at Su Han, gritted his teeth and asked, “Then tell me, what are my advantages?”

What are the advantages?

I don’t want any advantages anymore, I just want to hack you to death!

real!

You are too cheap.

Lin Fairy and Liu Fairy are also dumbfounded. Can this person tell others’ advantages?

real or fake?

Impossible, right?

Under the gaze of everyone’s expectation, Su Han grinned, and then slowly said: “Of course, your strengths are still useful.”

“With such a thick skin, I want this advantage too!”

? ? ?

Under everyone’s dumbfounded gaze, Su Han continued: “Look, the girls didn’t show any dissatisfaction with you, nor did they play ambiguously with you. You just know that Daoist’s family will pass by here, but you Can tell a bitch…”

“And also that people like money, how do you see that?”

“In the final analysis, you are not looking for the cause by yourself, you are just entangled with the other girl, but the girl seems to have done nothing wrong. Isn’t it a bit wrong for you to say that?”

Also as a man, Su Han looks down on this kind of confession failure, and then attributed the reason to the girl, saying things like people worshiping money.

This is what Su Han looks down on most.

The young man with acne gritted his teeth and clenched his hands tightly. However, seeing so many people gathered around him, he chose to escape in a desperate manner.

Um…

Can’t beat so many people.

Moreover, he didn’t dare to do it, he was just a mouth-heavy, he really wanted to do it, the first to admit it.

Wait until the acne youth leave.

The little lovers around also gradually dispersed.

Su Han, Lin Fairy and Liu Fairy continue to go shopping.

On the way, Fairy Lin couldn’t help asking: “Brother Xiaohan, do you feel when you see so many couples here?”

How does it feel?

Of course it is the impulse to fall in love!

Their purpose is not to go shopping with Su Han, they just want him to be in love with the scene.

Then…

Hey hey!

I understand everything I understand!

Su Han wondered: “How does this feel? I only have one question.”

?

Everyone just thought it was a little funny, because Su Han’s brain circuit was really big.

But think about it.

If Su Han’s brain circuit is normal, he won’t be stunned from time to time, and he won’t give the two fairies the smelly perfume and let the two fairies die!

The three of them continued to walk, and there was indeed something in this famous couple street.

Many savvy people come here to sell flowers.

As a result, the supply is really in short supply!

As far as Su Han sees now, the three young flower sellers just brought a cart of roses over, and then a rose was nine yuan and a handful of 99 roses was sold for 999, which is nothing short of a commercial genius.

Then there are so many young couples to buy it!

Seeing this scene, Su Han was lost in thought.

if…

That is, if you sell flowers on Valentine’s Day, 520, 521, and Tanabata festivals, then sell sets at night, and poke a hole in the set with a needle by the way.

I can continue to sell abortion pills in two weeks…

Um…

However, this is inhumane. As a normal person, Su Han just thinks about it.

Now I don’t lack such a thing!

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Passing a corner, Su Han suddenly saw a young couple talking about things. It looked like they were college students who had just entered society.

Su Han saw that the boy spoiled the girl and said, “Bao, let’s go on a trip that just walks away.”

“Really? Is it really possible to travel?!” The girl was a little surprised.

The boy nodded: “Really!”

Of course it is true, and I have some capital now.

I still have the ability to take my dear treasure to travel!

“Pig Treasure, you are so kind to me~” As she said, the girl kissed the boy on the cheek.

Seeing this scene, Su Han learned straight man’s speech, and his heart began to move around again.

I didn’t want to say.

but…

“Let’s go on a trip where you can go, and what is waiting for you when you come back is the day of eating dirt.”

Boy/girl: “!!!”

The two of them looked at the past together, and, with killing intent!

Meow, can’t you let us have a romantic time!

Seeing this scene, Lin Qingyan and Liu Lingyue immediately covered their faces, then pulled Su Han and quickly fled the scene.

at this time.

A familiar figure suddenly appeared.

Seeing the person in front of them, Lin Qingyan and Liu Lingyue looked at each other.

Then, I saw the person who couldn’t help but slowly walked over, stepping on a pair of high heels and wearing a slinky skirt.

With a gentle smile on Han Ling’er’s beautiful little face, he greeted Su Han and said, “Hey, handsome boy, we meet again~”

Seeing Han Ling’er, Su Han was taken aback.

Then some surprises.

Su Han said happily, “Hi, beautiful boss, the shop you recommend is really unpopular! By the way, is there any takeaway?”

Han Ling’er: “???”

Su Han: (????)ノ”””