I, the Straight Man! the School Flower Pretend to Fall down at the Start?

Chapter 112 A drop of ecstasy Liangliang brand oil essence

The air is silent.

Fairy sighed.

Each of them became stiff, and then both of them remembered that they were only afraid of being matched with the smelly perfume before.

That’s called a…

emmm…

Looking back now, both Fairy can still have nightmares.

After Lin Fairy stiffened for a moment, they screamed: “Ahhhhh! Don’t say it!”

“I’m wrong, I can’t do it!”

The eyes of the two Fairy were horrified.

Meow.

It’s still live broadcast now, tell me…

In the live broadcast room, countless cultivators were silent for a while, and then everyone burst into laughter.

“Hahaha, here again and again.”

“Su Zhiman Shrimp Pork Heart, this hasn’t changed at all.”

“It’s late at night, Su Zhinan will soon acquire his supernatural powers, just your memory is good, right?”

“Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

“I can’t look directly at the smelly perfume that Su Zhinan gave to the two Fairy, but…as soon as I saw the performance of those mortals, I instantly knew how strong this smell was.”

“Hey, what a big deal, if you really want to know what the smell is, go to those pits for a while and you will know what it smells like.”

“Puff, there is something inside.”

In the live broadcast room, countless cultivators laughed at pigs. Originally, after Lin Qingyan and Liu Lingyue disappeared for a month, the live broadcast room was also suspended for a month. This incident was almost forgotten.

Now it was mentioned by Su Han again, and suddenly the dusty memory with flavor came to the head.

In the living room, Su Han looked at the appearance of the two old Wangzi women in front of him, and couldn’t help scratching his head: “You are the one who wanted me to say the picture.”

“When you are all smelly, the picture is the strongest.”

Lin Fairy cried so fast, and begged: “Brother Xiaohan, I beg you, don’t say anything, go to your room and sleep.”

It’s true.

“Yeah, yeah, go back to your room and sleep, it’s so fast!” Liu Fairy also pleaded.

You have always received magical powers.

Do you have to hit people like this?

Woo woo woo.

Su Han saw that the two dared to be by themselves, turned around and left, but still forced him in a low voice: “I have experienced death scenes in large clubs. I also have to ask me what the picture feels like, women, it’s weird. !”

The whispered content was heard clearly by everyone.

Everyone is a cultivator. Who can’t hear you when you talk like this? !

The two Fairy looked at each other, then nodded at the same time: “Sleep!”

Turn off the live broadcast.

The two Fairy went back to the room.

It’s another day of congestion.

The good mood I had just established was instantly destroyed by the dog man Su Han!

You are a real dog!

……

Go back to the room.

Su Han dries his hair and lay down on the soft big bed, his consciousness going deep into his mind.

【Reward settlement….】

[Successful reward settlement: Congratulations to the host. Yesterday, he completed 24 straight male acts of death. Reward: 10,000 steel value, a box of Liangliang brand wind oil that is so cool that the scalp is tingling! 】

Su Han was pleasantly surprised when he saw the reward at the first glance.

Ugh.

Life should be so simple and unpretentious.

Every day a little trick to harvest steel value easily, don’t the real estate in the galaxy are all at your fingertips? !

Um?

Sure enough, it’s best to have this group to broadcast the strategy of own Fairy.

Can bring a rich net worth to oneself.

Without them, Su Han was almost anxious to go to the Great Demon King to single out!

Well now, they are back again!

Today’s reward is my most generous one in this month, wrong…

More than one month after they disappeared combined!

A full 10,000 points of steel value!

Wiped saliva.

Su Han looked at another reward with a puzzled look, and asked, “System, this Fengyoujing…”

Before the voice fell, the system gave the answer intimately.

[Prop introduction: Liangliang brand wind oil essence, this is a wind oil essence that can make people cool in place until it explodes into the sky. Will let you enjoy the silky smoothness~]

hiss…

Su Han saw this introduction of Fengyoujing, and instantly knew that he was not serious!

Um…

or?

Try?

It doesn’t matter if you try, Su Han is afraid that he will die if he tries.

Fengyou Essence Rub…

My scalp is numb.

Shaking his head, he flew this terrible thought out of his own brain, Su Han continued to shout: “System, open the personal attribute board.”

【opening…】

System: Steel straight male system.

Host: Su Han.

Age: 18.

Level: Divine Tibetan Realm-Middle Stage of the Heart of God

Backpack: hilarious card*2, artificial intelligence Jarvis source code*1, vibrating gold shield*1, capricious cloak, low-mouth speaker*1, invincible nail clippers*1, a bottle of special aromatherapy*1, self-deception ruler, sexual perfume *2, Nano underwear*1.

Steel value: 23000 (100 points of Ascension, 1 attribute value or 10,000 skill experience points.)

System Mall: (+)

Cultivation Technique column: (Invincible forging method [automatic cultivation], quick Qilin arm [Dacheng], steel hand [Dacheng])

Attributes: Constitution: 1406, Strength: 1755, Speed: 1740, Charm: 150 (the highest)

Skill:

Eating: MAX (not actively doing food, thinking problems).

Game: MAX

Coquettish walking position: MAX

One punch and one blame: MAX

Driving a Ferrari with one hand: MAX

…..

Um…

Since the stat points have increased, Su Han has discovered that his own appetite is really big, but he can also make himself like an ordinary person.

Taking a look at the data, Su Han did not stop and said directly: “Open the system mall.”

Today’s Modu is extremely sultry, but every time Su Han opens the system store, Su Han feels extremely cool.

Why?

Because you can exchange a lot of good things.

As a human with the attributes of a squirrel that stocks nuts, it is Su Han’s happiest thing to enrich his backpack.

Just like tonight, the cards for those people were all set up by themselves.

You see, what seems useless is actually very useful!

only…

With these things, it’s easy to be beaten.

If Su Han gave himself a “I am your father” card…

Um…

Try to die series.

Of course, no one can beat Su Han, and I’m not afraid of it. Su Han can be said to be extremely inflated!

Recognizing that no one is an opponent, easily grasp the big devil Luo Li!

【opening….】

【The system mall is refreshing….】

[Reminder: The system store is updated for a limited time spike. Today’s spike is double happy. Please enjoy the value of steel! 】