I, the Straight Man! the School Flower Pretend to Fall down at the Start?

Chapter 101 Xiaohan, remember to have an accident

Su Han put down his hands that were speeding on the keyboard.

I just sprayed with the sprayer, which made Su Han feel particularly refreshed.

In addition, I didn’t see these two old women for a month, so I felt so kind!

Because…

Su Han hasn’t brushed much steel value in this month.

I did a little while Goudan and Liu Ying were still there. Later, they both went to travel!

This made Su Han couldn’t help feeling that he was abandoned.

Um…

I thought I had been abandoned by the Raiders show, but I didn’t expect these two old women to come back.

“Where to go?”

Su Han was a little excited.

It’s been a long time since I brushed the steel value.

Pooh!

It’s been a long time since I went out.

There are a lot of good things in my own backpack, and they are nowhere to be used.

Since Goudan got the mouth-sounding speaker, he turned directly into a master of lifting the bar. It was too much, and he was almost on par with him.

Hey.

sad.

Fairy Lin and Fairy Liu, who hadn’t seen each other for the first time in a month, looked at each other and said, “Go to the magic city!”

Magic City, an international financial metropolis.

and.

The feasting and feasting of the magic city is also very fun…

In addition, let this fat house see the charm of women!

In order to make themselves more attractive, Fairy Lin and Fairy Liu went to find Luo Li, and then asked her for some chance to break through a small Realm.

Now both of them are Realm hidden by the god of the spleen.

emmm…

That is, Yun Ran, who had always wanted to sleep hard on Su Han, left in a desperate manner, following Luo Li’s buttocks, always picking up opportunities.

Because she felt that she had no chance to succeed in the strategy…

The summary is: I am afraid of being beaten!

Yes, that’s right!

Scared of being beaten by Su Han!

At the graduation party some time ago, Yun Ran came up with another dangerous idea, that is to get drunk Su Han, and then force him to sleep!

But…

After drinking more than a dozen bottles of wine, she realized that Su Han actually drinks water!

In desperation, Xiao Ran Fairy blocked Su Han in the corner again in the middle of the night.

Because…

She broke through to the Kidney God Hidden, the last small Realm in the God Hidden Realm.

She felt that she could do it again…

Then…

There’s no after that.

Su Han’s steel hand + Qilin arm made her lie down.

It’s useless to even make a punch.

Hey…

Unpretentious Life.

“Wow, wow!” Su Han replied happily.

Finally able to play.

Don’t be tied down.

Su Han feels that the day has finally come to an end.

Because…

Lord’s youth is back again!

The two of them are back, and I have the opportunity to gain experience again.

Lin Fairy, Liu has curving eyebrows, smiling: “Then it’s a deal, tomorrow morning’s ticket~”

After speaking, the two left Su Han’s room.

Soon after the two left.

Su Han burst into cheers directly in the room: “Yo yo yo!”

End the game in a hurry and go downstairs.

Su Han saw his father and mother sitting on the sofa watching a romantic drama.

No nonsense, Su Han said directly: “Father, mom, I’m going to travel tomorrow!”

Su Long and Zhou Qing had known for a long time.

Because…

The two Fairy came to ventilate them first, fearing that Su Han would disagree, and then someone would blow the air in his ears.

Su Long and Su Han’s mother looked at each other, then smiled and said, “Okay!”

The son is promising.

So Daer finally knew that he was going out to play with the girls.

This is great!

“Would you like to transfer some money to you? After all, going out to play with girls, you have to spend money.” Su Han asked.

Su Han waved his hand: “No need!”

What does it cost to go out with them?

Just rub it!

This one, another one, maybe you can get a Ferrari.

Su Han is also very clear about the net worth of the two of them.

How rich is the cultivator?

Um…

A net worth of Lin Qingyan can buy more than a dozen of his family’s wealth…

It’s so rich.

After talking to his parents, Su Han began to pack his clothes.

It’s easiest for boys to go out and play.

One mobile phone, one charger, two sets of clothes, two pairs of socks, one pair of shoes…

OK, that’s it.

It’s twelve one.

Su Han turned on the system on time.

【opening…】

System: Steel straight male system.

Host: Su Han.

Age: 18.

Grade: Foundation Building late stage (26999/30000)

Backpack: hilarious card*2, artificial intelligence Jarvis source code*1, vibrating gold shield*1, capricious cloak, low-mouth speaker*1, invincible nail clippers*1, a bottle of special aromatherapy*1, self-deception ruler, sexual perfume *2, Nano underwear*1.

Steel value: 14000 (100 Ascension 1 attribute value or 10000 skill experience value.)

System Mall: (+)

Cultivation Technique column: (Invincible forging method [automatic cultivation], quick Qilin arm [Dacheng], steel hand [Dacheng])

Attributes: Constitution: 699, Strength: 650, Speed: 740, Charm: 150 (the highest)

Skill:

Eating: MAX (not actively doing food, thinking problems).

English: MAX

Game: MAX

Coquettish walking position: MAX

One punch and one blame: MAX

Driving a Ferrari with one hand: MAX

…..

During this time, Su Han has also accumulated a lot of good things…

Um…

In fact, there are still many that have not been shown.

They are all very cheap.

Su Han feels that the own system must be a stealing system from the Ten Thousand Realms…because a lot of things are said to be stolen from there…

Own…

Will you be beaten in the future?

Su Han was lost in thought, because the system had stolen a lot of things.

There are even bath towels used by the Empress of Yaochi on sale!

It’s terrifying!

Empress Yaochi, isn’t it the Sect Leader of those two old women?

Take a look at the system mall.

I found that none of the things refreshed today were good, but the kidney deficiency pills that hadn’t appeared in a long time were being sold again.

This time, Su Han bought ten directly!

Don’t sell this thing too well.

Su Han made hundreds of thousands of kidney deficiency potions that Jie Zai sold to him alone.

Su Han now has a net worth of over one million.

“It’s boring.” Su Han said with emotion.

……

Early the next morning.

At eight or nine o’clock in the morning, Su Han got up after eating, picked up his backpack and walked out.

Behind them, my mother and father are saying goodbye to each other worriedly.

“Boy, don’t call home no matter what happens!”

“Xiaohan, remember that something is going to happen.”

“Your dad and I are very good at home, you don’t have to miss us, play with Qingyan and others for a long time before coming back.”

Su Han: “???”

Listening to the words of his father and mother, Su Han suddenly felt that there were many question marks floating on his head.

Um?

Why do you have to let me have an accident when I go out?

and…

I can’t call home even if I have something?

Su Han turned his head and said solemnly to his father and mother: “Father, mother, I am not yours, am I?”

“Otherwise… why are you smiling so brilliantly!”

Su Long: “???”

Mother Su Han: “???”

Dead boy, what the truth is!