I! The Salted Fish Law God Was Eavesdropped On By Master Loli

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The source king sat on the ground sluggishly.

"..."

"..."

A brief silence.

The next moment, the source king (ΩДΩ) jumped up, grabbed his head, and said at a high decibel level:

"What a joke!! Lynn how could he be like this! Didn't you tell him you were his brother?! We have the same soul!! We're men together!!"

【Eh? But Lynn big brother is really charming and said, so gentle, as a girl, there is really no way to refuse~]

The source king muttered to himself dully.

That is to say.

It's true... it's...

In other words, I... was... slapped by my best brother? !

Then he thought of the scene after he went back and shared memories with his other half, the memory of being snapped by his best brother...

hum-

The source king shivered up and down.

"Ahhhh-"

King Yuan grabbed his head and howled frantically.

The head kept slamming against the edge of the boat.

"Don't let me have that kind of memory!! Don't let me have that kind of memory!!"

The kind of thing that got slapped by his own brother.

My life!

my future!

My integrity!

Then a question that he had thought about came to his mind.

When you suddenly turned into a cute girl one day and was discovered by your best brother.

And he will also be the first tragic person ever to be slapped by his own brother!

"Ah—(ΩДΩ)!! Ah—(ΩДΩ)!!"

He tore his hair violently.

"Impossible! This is absolutely impossible!!"

【Eh? Why is there such a thing as "impossible"? Brother Lynn is also a man. Even if he knows he is a brother, as long as he looks good, he can't help but have some thoughts! 】

King Yuan crashed into the wall and said, "Impossible! Lynn is not that kind of person!!"

【Eh? Didn't you say he was perverted? And pretending to be tender or something, just to hook up with a good-looking little sister! 】

King Yuan wailed: "Just say it! Just say it! Lynn is not the kind of person with no bottom line! Don't you know? If he really is that kind of person, I won't treat him as a brother. !"

【yes? But Lynn big brother's skills are really good~ and... Really know everything, super perverted! ! whee! 】

"Ah-ah-!!"

King Yuan screamed again in a collapsed manner, and the frequency of head banging was even faster.

"Impossible! Absolutely impossible! I don't believe it!!!"

He was not feeling well.

【You also know that it is impossible? 】

A dead fish-like voice and Yuanmei's voice line are completely different.

moment.

The source king was stunned, his mind buzzing.

And then Lynn's dead fish eyes popped into his mind.

hum-

King Yuan's brain suddenly banged loudly, and the whole person seemed to be flattened by a nuclear bomb.

He said dully: "Lin... Lynn?"

Lynn opened her dead fish eyes and said, "It's really cool to say it in my vest just now. Seeing how vigorous you said it, I kind of want to develop into the character you're talking about. Why don't you say it?"

"Go on, I'll do exactly what you said, ('Д') how great."

The source king was stunned.

Then he came back to his senses in an instant, (ΩДΩ) said:

"Wait!! You mean, the source who was talking to me just now is...is..."

Lynn(▼ヘ▼#) said: "What do you think?"

"..."

"..."

King Yuan's whole person was in a bad mood in an instant, and (ΩДΩ) grabbed his head, almost tearing his head apart.

This...this...just kidding! Just kidding!

"It's you who pretended! The source just now was pretending to be you!!"

Lynn ("▼▼▼) said: "I worked so hard to find you to find this ghost place, and when I came over, I saw you brag in my waistcoat, fuck, I can't save you! ! Now go back and rectify the Fa on the spot with Sister Yuan, and then I will take hundreds of photos and burn them for you. See you later! "

The source king suddenly froze.

"Wait a minute! Wait a minute!"

"Brother, I was wrong! Don't leave me alone! I swear I will never dare again!"

King Yuan knelt down and cried, how miserable he was crying.

Lynn (▼ヘ▼#) said: "Really? But I see that you are living so well, you don't seem to need my help, don't worry, I will come to see you again after 1,800 years, let's go. already."

King Yuan burst into tears, o(╥﹏╥)o said: "I'm sorry... I was wrong, I swear I'll never speak ill of Big Brother in the future, and besides, I have to die, Lynn, please forgive me this time, Woohoo."

Lynn(*`д'*) said: "So, who is perverted?"

King Yuan ( ? ^ ? ) said: "I, I am perverted."

"(▼ヘ▼#) Who are the evil lolicon and tentacle play lovers?"

The source king ε(┬┬﹏┬┬) 3 said: "I, it's my big fool! Woohoo!"

Lynn moved her body with satisfaction.

[Niang Xipi's, it's really tigers that don't send cats, when I'm critically ill! 】

[He must understand who is the eldest brother, who is the one who can pull you when you are critically ill, not kick you! 】

【This dog day! 】

"Stay there and don't move, wait for me to draw those disordered creatures away, can you hear me clearly?"

"I'll listen to you, eldest brother!" King Yuan burst into tears and knelt down with his hands folded.

Lynn took a deep breath, and then there was a twinkle in her eyes.

In an instant, he released the aura in his source in a rumble.

Immediately, the pitch-black Forbidden Sea seemed to be enveloped by a burning star, and the terrifying divine might and law instantly covered the entire void.

hum-

In an instant, three rays of divine light pierced straight into the body of the three indescribable aggregates.

"Don't look at him." Lynn opened his hands with a light smile, like a bright sun.

"Look here, there are better ones here!"

After speaking, Lynn didn't look back, and immediately galloped away in the upstream direction.

And the moment he turned his head, he clearly felt the maddening movement in his mind becoming violent.

The three disordered creatures were attracted to him almost instantly.

The divine power and laws that rumbled out were like the most delicious desserts, making people coveted.

Lynn even felt the three frenzied chaos behind him chasing wildly and greedily in his direction.

The corners of Lynn's mouth twitched, her eyes flickered, and her fingers lightly tapped her temples.

"Wife, it's time to eat."