I! The Salted Fish Law God Was Eavesdropped On By Master Loli

For a moment.

Under the reflection in Nanako's eyes, the golden round eye was about to fall to the ground.

Nanako was instantly (ΩДΩ), and the dull hair on his head was instantly ridged.

No... not good! !

If it really takes a knock to explode, then...then...

no! Never fall to the ground!

Immediately (〃＞麗＜), Nanako was about to reach out and catch the round thing with a pounce.

But at this moment, Nanako hadn't reacted.

Only one foot is seen.

In an instant it was a precise volley.

It landed directly on the round ball.

"Whoa (ΩДΩ)—"

Hearing a bang, the ball slid across Nanako's eyes in an instant, and then slammed into the wall in the distance.

But because it was so powerful, after the golden ball hit the wall, it was instantly refracted and rebounded with precision.

Then……

Nanako: "(ΩДΩ) bounced back!!"

But at the moment when it was about to bounce back.

Snapped--

I saw a hand stretched out suddenly.

Then he caught the pure gold grenade precisely and handsomely.

Deacon Green turned sideways, the hand holding the pure gold grenade was slightly smoking, and his long beard was flying.

He slowly opened his eyes, frowned slightly, turned his head, looked in Lynn's direction, and said:

"What? Do you think it's a ball? This kind of ancient cultural relic is something you can do as you like..."

But he was stunned before he could finish speaking.

Because he felt that the metal ball in his hand seemed to be a little hot.

He turned his head suspiciously and looked at the humming ball in his hand.

"This is……"

boom----

A loud bang.

Even the entire hall rumbled and trembled.

All the people in the hall looked in this direction in astonishment, not understanding what happened.

Rolling dust swept across.

"Cough-cough-cough-"

"What's the matter, what happened here?!"

A large number of guards who heard the movement quickly ran towards this place.

They vigorously dispersed the surrounding dust and rushed into the corridor quickly.

But the next moment, they were shocked.

"This……"

I saw the broken corridor.

Green and the others stood there sluggishly, each with an explosive head emitting blue smoke, their faces and bodies were pitch black, as if they had just come out of a coal kiln.

On the other hand, Green stretched out one hand in the air, with a particularly sluggish expression.

"Deacon Green, you... what's wrong with you?" the guards asked in shock.

Greene opened his mouth dully.

A plume of blue smoke came out of his mouth (?Д?).

Then it's like a sculpture.

Poof to the back.

"(ΩДΩ) Deacon Green! Deacon Green!!"

"Quick! Stretcher! Stretcher to serve! Carry it down! Carry it down!"

"Hurry up and call the pastor!!"

...

After ten minutes.

Nanako's head was bandaged, and the hair on his head was wrapped in a band-aid. He held the healing potion aggrievedly, leaned on crutches, and was helped out of the infirmary by Lynn.

[The time is too long, and the power of smoke is small, otherwise, even the archmage will be finished. 】

[Fortunately, I was witty and swiftly hid behind Master Loli. 】

[Otherwise, I will also be smoked. 】

Listening to the voice of the dog disciple, Nanako exploded in an instant.

Nanako gritted his teeth frantically, held his cane (“▼▼▼), and slammed it on Lynn’s foot.

"pain!"

That's abominable!

It's so nasty!

He actually hid behind his beloved master and used his master as a shield.

This kind of thing is simply unforgivable!

"Dog Disciple, (▼ヘ▼#) Why didn't you get bombed! The master who killed him was injured so badly! Do you feel sorry for yourself?! Master's leg is broken!"

She pointed to her feet.

Lynn rubbed her feet convulsively, and said in pain, "Where is it broken, have you forgotten? Master's foot was bruised when you entered the infirmary just now, and your head was hit when you fell, and it has nothing to do with the explosion. !"

Nanako(▼ヘ▼#) hugged her chest tightly, her ears were spraying with air, and her hair wrapped in Band-Aid was fluttering.

Although it is said so!

But still angry!

Moreover, why is there such a strange thing in his tomb!

But then again...

"About the tomb..." Nanako thought.

...

After a few minutes.

in the showroom.

Lynn supported Nanako, with dead fish eyes open, as he walked past the antiquities on the display stand one by one.

Listen to the professional introduction by the professional next to you.

"There are not many cultural relics unearthed from the tomb of Maharaja Violet, and most of them are household utensils. This is enough to prove that Maharaja Violet was a decent person during his lifetime, and all kinds of utensils were very particular."

"For example, this kettle, round and generous, exquisite and decent, with gold and silver engraved on it, is very ornate. According to scholars' research, this should be a high-standard ritual vessel used by the Violet Monarch to entertain the nobles!"

[No, that's a nightpot...]

"And this one, half a meter long, made of special material, hard and luxurious in texture, with a semi-circular tip, full of elasticity, it should be some kind of tip structure that can gather magic energy, it is a superb wand at a glance, Majestic and domineering."

【That's my toilet pump...】

"The most powerful thing is this. It's light, soft, and absorbent. It's a sanitary napkin that has been preserved for a thousand years. This major discovery is enough to show that Maharaja Violet may be a mother! This is definitely a discovery that shook the entire archaeological world. what!"

Snapped--

Lynn stepped on the floor under his feet with one foot, (▼▼▼#) clenched his fists, and his body was roaring with anger.

【I can't bear it anymore, I really can't bear it anymore! 】

【From this look, you can tell that it is the product of less than two hundred years, and I don’t know what tomb robber left behind, so it is regarded as a treasure by you! 】

[I would use this kind of thing? ! Do you think Lao Tzu leaks like you? ! 】

Convex (Fuck Duck)

The top of the head whirring with fire.

Lynn had a zombie face, gritted his teeth, and followed Nanako to visit this ancient artifact.

Nanako walked in front of him with his eyes wide open, Duo Mao receiving the voice of his disciple like an antenna,

Nanako can clearly feel it.

Start by stepping into this hall.

Every time they visited a cultural relic, the disciple's anger rose up.

If it was just a little fiery at the beginning, it is definitely a raging fire now.

Nanako stared, swallowed hard, and said:

"Then... that... disciple, why don't we go out for some tea first?"

"No!!" Lynn instantly raised the volume, (▼ヘ▼#) loudly, attracting the attention of the people around.

"Teacher finds it very interesting. Not only can he gain knowledge, but he can also appreciate the tranquil lifestyle of the ancient Violet Monarch. This is a very meaningful thing."