I! The Salted Fish Law God Was Eavesdropped On By Master Loli

Lynn was overjoyed, (*'?v?) said, "Did you get it for your disciple?"

Nanako nodded vigorously and blinked: "Yes, yes..."

But seeing the happy look on Lynn's face made Nanako stare.

Then he turned his head, his ponytail flew up, hugged his chest, and said proudly:

"Hey, where is it, I just accidentally took an extra ticket, in the spirit of not wasting it, so I thought of the dog disciple, don't just think that the master specially bought it for you! "

Nanako(￣^￣) hugged her non-existent chest and danced.

Majesty!

Dignified!

【what! It's damn sweet! 】

Looking at that arrogant and cute expression, Lynn really wanted to go up and take a savage sip.

However, because of the possibility of being hit, I had to give up.

Lynn (*￣︶￣) said: "Understood! Understood! Master, you are the best, my disciple is indeed very interested in that tomb!"

"But since it's a small circle of high-level appreciation meeting, shouldn't it be strictly limited to the candidates? How did you get two tickets, Master?"

Lynn was a little curious.

Nanako raised his chin proudly, the hair on his head swirled, (*￣︶￣) said:

"Because Deacon Green is a very open-minded person! When Nanako personally made healthy and delicious durian bitter gourd juice to bribe Deacon Green, and decided to use the request for a bowl of porridge every day for the next month to exchange for an extra ticket …”

"Deacon Green resolutely agreed to Nanako's request, and repeatedly emphasized that there is no need to bother, even a month's worth of durian bitter gourd juice was rejected."

Lynn said sluggishly: "This...is this..."

Nanako(?>︶<)? twitched and said, "But how could Nanako get paid for nothing? Knowing that Deacon Green has no granddaughter at his age, so he specially let Deacon Green experience a car that is loved by his granddaughter. It feels like I've been feeding it all spoon by spoon! Do you think Master is very considerate?"

Lynn swallowed a mouthful of saliva, (￣ω￣;) said: "Yes... Yes..."

[Deacon Green, hope... I hope you don't have any trouble...]

[Blue-haired loli she...she's specializing in the grandfather...]

...

After half an hour.

hall, toilet.

"vomit--"

Accompanied by the sound of retching.

I saw Deacon Green with long hair and white beard trembling against the wall, leaning against the wall with a pale face, and came out of the toilet tremblingly.

"Deacon Green? What's wrong with you? You've been to the toilet more than a dozen times in a while!"

Several high-level mages supported the road worriedly.

Deacon Green said with a pale face: "No...it's nothing, I broke my stomach in the morning, no...don't worry about it."

But just after he finished speaking, his face suddenly turned blue, and his stomach was rumbling.

like……

Seems like there is something to...

"Deacon Green, something is wrong with your face, are you alright?" Several elders were stunned.

And that is the next moment.

puff--

Deacon Green exerted force.

The gas in his stomach was released immediately.

The surrounding elders were stunned for a moment, shrouded in the smokescreen of the durian yellow.

(ヾ????)——

puff-

puff-

The surrounding elders fell backwards in unison, (ヾ????) foaming from their mouths, and their bodies twitched.

Deacon Green raised his head in disappointment and said, "It's much better!"

...

outside the hall.

Nanako?(?????)? akimbo, wearing a big blue mage hat, sapphire-like eyes under the brim, extraordinarily shining.

"That's it! Don't make a fuss. If someone asks you, you can say that you are the great candidate for the seventh deacon of our Winter Spring Valley, and the heirs of Nanako are all biological children. In this way, no one will doubt it. It's gone!"

Nanako's side.

Lynn poked the high-level mage hat that Nanako found for him, and said speechlessly:

"So why is it a biological child? I am inexplicably a generation behind you, Master."

Nanako flicked the brim of his hat, revealing blue eyes, and said:

"I'm a teacher for a day and a mother for a lifetime, what's the problem?"

【…】

【It is no problem! But messed up! Relationship is messed up! 】

[I take you as my wife, but you want to be my mother! Is this appropriate? ! This is inappropriate! 】

"Let's go! Go!" Nanako (?>︶<)? supported Lynn, and walked towards the entrance of the hall with strides.

...

In front of the entrance gate.

A high-level guard lady looked at the ticket in her hand, raised her head hesitantly, looked at Lynn in a high-level mage uniform, and Nanako next to her (*￣︶￣) with her hands behind her back and her toes on her toes.

One deacon-level ticket and one accompanying ticket.

After checking that it was correct, the lady doorman smiled and handed the ticket to Lynn, saying:

"It turned out to be the seventh deacon of Winterspring Valley, disrespectful, disrespectful! I heard Deacon Green say that there is another deacon coming, but I didn't expect you to be so young."

Lynn was startled.

[He must have been wrong. 】

【The seventh deacon is next to me...】

But before he could speak, the guard lady turned her head and looked at the petite Nanako beside her.

"Your daughter is so cute, I really can't think of it, you look so young, and you already have such a big and lovely daughter!"

hum-

Nanako was stunned.

[Pfft—hahahahaha! 】

Lynn was instantly happy, how could he miss this opportunity, (*￣︶￣) stretched out his hand, grabbed Nanako next to him, rubbed his head vigorously, and said:

"That's right! That's right! I was born early, so I didn't worry about it at all. I knew that I was clingy all day long, which made my old father extremely distressed!"

Lynn also reached out and tugged at Nanako's confused face.

A kind expression like an old father caring for his mentally handicapped daughter.

The guard lady did not suspect him, and smiled: "Both of you please come in, this exhibition is all about the precious cultural relics excavated from the tomb many days ago, many words have not been cracked, I hope the deacon can gain something this time. ."

When Lynn heard the words, he hesitated: "Do you know whose tomb these ancient relics were excavated? Is there any research?"

The guard lady said in surprise: "Eh? Don't you know?"

Lynn rolled his eyes immediately, a smile appeared on his face instantly, stroked the non-existent beard, and said, "I came in a hurry. I traveled abroad a while ago, and I just returned. I don't know the specific situation."

The guard lady laughed, then shook her head and said, "Well, you should ask Deacon Green, because it involves secrets, and I don't know the specifics very well. When the cultural relics arrived, I didn't see the real capacity."

Lynn smiled and saluted: "Okay, then I won't bother you, we'll go first."

"Uh-huh!"

Looking at Lynn's back who was dragging her "daughter"'s hand and dragged into the hall, the guard lady blinked and said:

"It's really a handsome deacon, but it's a pity that he already has a daughter..."

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