I! The Salted Fish Law God Was Eavesdropped On By Master Loli

Huhu——

Snoring sounded.

Alice stared, walked over staggeringly, and shook it vigorously.

Lynn fell limply to one side.

A face full of smugness.

"Really drunk?" Alice asked in confusion.

【drunk. 】

"Could it be that I guessed wrong..." Alice thought.

【Yes. 】

"No, I didn't even show drunkenness on my face just now..." Alice thought.

[Some people are born, they are drunk when they say they are drunk, their faces are not red and their hearts are not beating. 】

"Could it be pretending..." Alice hesitated.

[→_→, you can try if you can wake me up, if you can wake me up, I will lose. 】

"Um—" Alice hesitated.

And seeing Lynn drunk, the apprentices around suddenly cheered.

"As expected of His Royal Highness Alice! The amount of alcohol is the number! It's too strong!"

"Yes! Yes! That guy Lynn is no match for His Royal Highness Alice!"

Alice tapped her dazed head, staring at Lynn up and down, left and right.

Seems to be really drunk.

In other words, he may really be very talented, and he has nothing to hide...

But since that's the case...

Alice's mouth twitched.

It's time for the magic mirror to come in handy.

It's best if you're really drunk, it doesn't matter if it's fake, because soon your details will be stripped naked by His Highness, and you won't even be left with underwear!

Alice raised her eyebrows comically, and quickly took it out of her breast.

Take out a small mirror engraved with a special rune.

And at the moment when everyone didn't react, Alice took a mirror and took a picture of Lynn who was drunk.

Immediately.

A ray of light flashed by.

【what? Something, how does it feel a little familiar. 】

And that is at the moment when the mirror was finished, the mirror trembled indistinctly.

But the next moment, Alice shoved it into her pocket, and then she stood up quickly, trotted to the toilet excitedly, and said:

"Everyone, I'm going to the toilet and I'll be back later!"

Then, under everyone's attention, Alice eagerly rushed towards the corridor.

...

bathroom.

Alice?(?>?)? almost jumped up.

Successfully photographed!

hum!

Lynn, aren't you very capable? !

Soon Alice will take off your panties and take a look.

I want to see how holy you are!

She immediately took out the magic mirror, blinked and said: "Magic mirror magic mirror! It shows the appearance of the boy just now, I have a lot of questions to ask you!"

hum-

The mirror shone brightly.

The next moment, a handsome smiling face appeared in the mirror, as if a filter had been added, with a thin face, big eyes and whitening.

Alice's eyes widened.

So... so handsome! !

what happened? !

How could the guy in the mirror be so handsome?

It's hard to take your eyes off of it.

Alice was stunned, her face turned even redder, her heartbeat accelerated, thumping like a drum, she subconsciously tightened her legs.

Not heartbeat.

Just simply being handsome.

The handsome ones are a little wet...

Alice immediately shook her head vigorously and stared at her to wake herself up.

Although it's not clear what's going on.

But let's start with a simple question.

"Mirror Mirror, tell me, is his name really Lynn?" Alice asked with a wink.

The divine light flashed above, and then two large golden characters appeared slowly. 【Yes】

Alice was startled.

Is it really Lynn?

She blinked and immediately continued to ask; "Mirror mirror, tell me, is he really drunk?"

[Yes, very drunk. 】

Alice was startled.

Are you really drunk?

She was a little bewildered.

It seemed that he had guessed wrong. The magic mirror never lied except for his appearance.

She didn't believe in evil, and continued to ask: "Magic mirror, magic mirror, then tell me, is he really only second-tier strength? And his identity and origin, tell me all! I will give you gold coins when I go back. !"

This time, the magic mirror paused for a long time.

seems to be loading.

After waiting for a few minutes.

A few large characters appeared on it.

[Only second-order strength. 】

Then, under the large characters, lines of small characters appeared densely.

Alice was stunned for a moment and said, "Is it his real background information? Let me see..."

"He was born in a poor family. He has been filial to his parents since he was a child and loves life. He is a very kind, simple, loving, filial and handsome child, but when he was six years old, his family suddenly changed a lot..."

Alice carefully read line by line the background information about Lynn displayed on the magic mirror.

She turned around in a daze.

But as the back unfolded, she looked more and more carefully.

The information showed her in detail a boy who was born in poverty. It is a tragic teenage growth history of how to toss and turn in different places to survive in the case of a sudden family change.

At first she just flipped.

But when I saw the back, I was completely immersed in it.

"Is this... so tragic..." She shivered and covered her mouth with her hand.

Both parents died, but they persevered. Wandering everywhere, but always guarding his bottom line and never doing anything to hurt others.

Especially when she saw a beautiful girl, the feeling of being moved but unable to protect it made her almost subconsciously shed tears.

Sad, sad, and full of the spirit of indomitable resistance to fate.

Tossing and turning all the way, moved, sad, and blood, all the way, but never lost the heart of a teenager.

look at.

Alice couldn't hold back her tears.

He continued to flip out and back, took out his handkerchief, squatted in the corner, and vigorously washed his snot.

"Uuuu, he...he is so young, yet he has gone through so much...too...too..."

She cried.

With red eyes, he continued to read.

It's really...wrong to blame him!

...

And at the same time.

in Lynn's mind.

"Master! Is the master you?! After thousands of years, the mirror has finally found its master again!"

[I just said that it seemed to be photographed by something just now. It turned out to be you. It’s been too long, and I almost forgot about you. What’s going on? 】

"Master! It was your bad friend who stole me from your treasury. For so many years, I have always been in Cao Ying with my heart in Han, and I really look forward to returning to you all the time. beside you!!"

[It turned out to be like this...Khan, don't cry, I know, I'll beat him up if I get a chance. Speaking of which, how could you be in Alice's hands? 】

"It was the narcissistic woman who secretly took me from the thief's treasure house this afternoon, saying that she wanted to take a look at your true face, but after I saw the master, I immediately put it off for her! No matter how long it is, I will still be the most considerate servant of the master!"

[So that's the case... Then what is she doing? How did you get her back? 】

"Don't worry, master, she inquired about your background information, master, and I reprinted a two-million-word grief for her. She is now squatting in the toilet watching."

"..."