I, The Identity of the Immortal Master, Has Been Exposed

"Simple and simple, only idiots say it."

The two dogs barked twice, their paws kept stepping on Zhao Zong's head, Zhao Zong bared his teeth in pain, and Xiao Yu'er's face turned black.

This bird has such a poisonous mouth.

But before everyone could speak, the two dogs fluttered their wings, and the bird called:

"You don't see the water of the Yellow River coming from the Tianshan Mountains, rushing to the sea and not returning. You don't see the bright mirror in the high hall, sad and white hair, the morning is like blue silk and the evening turns into snow..."

"... Five-colored horses, Qianjin Qiu, Hu'er will exchange for fine wine, and sell the eternal sorrow with you."

When Ergou finished reciting the song "Will Enter the Wine", Mr. Zhao and others were all dumbfounded.

"Fuck, this bird can recite poems???"

"Ri, this bird is so smart."

"Looking at this parrot reciting "Will Enter the Wine", I was so angry that I hammered my silly son who couldn't even memorize "Quiet Night Thoughts"."

"Let's have another meal upstairs, we'll form a group."

"Since that's the case, I'll add it too."

In the live broadcast room, the barrage exploded directly, and the number of people in the live broadcast room skyrocketed at a terrifying speed, and soon exceeded 400,000. Xiaoyuer's face was flushed with excitement.

400,000 people are popular, which is a height she has never reached.

Mr. Zhao also had an expression on his face that he had picked up a treasure. He didn't expect that there would be such a phoenix in the small farm.

To fire.

This is going to fire!

Mr. Zhao said quickly: "Two dogs, one more, one more!"

Several surrounding employees also cheered: "Er Gou, you are great, another one!"

Ergou tilted his head, cleared his throat, and continued to perform sharply.

"Are you freezing when the rain on the road is like snowflakes and weeping, I'll grind this windbreaker until you have a corsage,"

"I'm not afraid of worrying about it even after I've been transferred, I painstakingly selected I want to drive you home today..."

"Wori!" A young man looked at Ergou in shock: "This bird... this bird can even sing?"

"Shut up!" President Zhao hurriedly stepped on the young man's foot: "Be quiet."

The young man quickly shut up, but he still had a ghostly expression on his face.

Mr. Zhao's face flushed with excitement, a monster, this is simply a monster!

He is sure that this video will definitely be popular, and it is not an ordinary fire.

But it will explode! The one that makes the headlines!

"The past is hardened like a stone and fled at random. I'm not rare. If I go around the street for a week, I will disappear. You don't think it's enough. I will give you this old windbreaker to break the curse."

[I'll talk about it later]: Rewarding 66 rockets, this bird is amazing!

[Big chrysanthemum is the most important]: Reward 66 rockets, one more, Birdie, one more!

[Book Mountain is under great pressure]: Where is the bird for 33 rockets? I'm going to have a look.

"I cried, this bird can sing."

"The most ridiculous thing is that this bird sings Cantonese songs, which are more standard than those from Chaoshan like me."

"Didn't you say you can't become a fine after the founding of the country?"

Seeing the rapidly rising popularity of the live broadcast room, and the rewards from local tyrants, Xiao Yu'er was even more excited: "Thank you for the rewards from the local tyrants, I will immediately let Lord Bird perform another performance."

As she said that, she approached Mr. Zhao, suppressed her excitement, and said excitedly to Ergou: "Master Bird, can you do another show? I'll invite you to eat fish later."

Ergou tilted his head and looked at her with a troubled expression.

Poems have been recited, songs have been sung, what else do you do? I think you are embarrassing my two dogs.

Give me fish back, is my second dog the kind of coquettish bitch that can be bought by a fish?

Ergou jumped on Mr. Zhao's bald head, suddenly remembered a scene he had seen late at night, and suddenly became excited.

It stretched its neck and screamed loudly while flapping its wings and jumping.

"Elegant Butterfly, Elegance Butterfly... One library, one library..."

Hearing the sound, the surroundings became quiet, and the little girls' faces instantly turned red.

The gay men couldn't help laughing, their faces turned red as they wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh.

"Pfft...hahahaha, I'm dying of laughter!"

"I didn't expect Lord Bird to be a member of my generation. Long live the bird of the country."

"Familiar voice, Bird Lord's pronunciation is really standard."

"I'm more curious, how did the bird master know these words, could it be..."

"Two dogs!" An exasperated voice came from behind Mr. Zhao and the others.

Ye Yu felt that something was wrong when he heard the first word, but he was a step too late.

He gave Xiaolan a vicious look, this silly bird, Laozi's image of Wei Guangzheng has been ruined for you.

Looking at the group of Boss Zhao who were looking at him with winking eyes, Ye Yu cleared his throat and said sophistiously, "Boss Zhao, it's not what you think, I..."

"I understand, I understand." Mr. Zhao nodded again and again with the expression of someone coming over: "After all, Boss Ye doesn't have a girlfriend or anything, so I understand."

"But this young man, you still have to pay attention to moderation..."

Ye Yu's face darkened, he ignored Mr. Zhao, and said with a sullen head: "Don't you want to eat barbecue, Mr. Zhao? Let's go, it will be cold later."

"Don't worry about the barbecue, Boss Ye, let's make a few more videos!"

"Boss Ye, don't go so fast, Boss Ye, we'll take one!"

"Don't be stingy, Boss Ye..."

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On the Internet, Ergou's video became popular at a speed that no one expected.

After seeing this video, many netizens immediately became interested.

"Hahahaha, this parrot is so smart, it can even perform talent."

"This is a macaw, right? This guy's feathers are so beautiful. You can tell that the owner takes good care of it."

"Nonsense, it's all a butterfly, can you still take care of it?"

"Where is this farmhouse? The scenery is really good, and the boss is so handsome. I really want to go."

"Let's go together, I'll go here next time for the company's team building."

"Who can help me ask if this parrot is for sale? I'll pay one million."

Netizens were excited to discuss, and the number of views on the video continued to surge, even Ye Yu was unexpectedly popular.

Of course, the most popular is Ergou.

Netizens all agree with the name 'Bird Lord', and they are recognized as the smartest bird in the entire network.

Many local tyrants with good money even offered millions to buy this smart and black-bellied parrot.

However, Ye Yu didn't know and didn't care about all this.

After sending off Mr. Zhao, who was reluctant to part, he drove a van to the city to buy furniture, re-purchased TVs, sofas and other things.

Looking at the tidy living room, Ye Yu gritted his teeth and said, "Two bastards, don't let me meet you again, or else I'll break your legs!"

He didn't notice in the room.

When night fell, there was another mist around the small farmhouse, which began to completely isolate it from the outside world.

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