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Chapter 70 Tsunade being tortured madly, what the hell did I smoke?

On the same day, a letter was drafted by Mizukage of Wuyin Village.

Flying Konoha.

This brief encounter.

Kiriyin Village lost forty jounin, four elite jounin, one Mizukage guard, and one Mizukage pro~xin.

Of course, Terumi Mei is not just sending letters to Konoha.

Additional letters were sent to other villages.

For example, Sandyin Village in the Land of Winds.

The appearance of the Mudun ninja in Konoha and the taking away of the three tails must be announced.

In this way, everyone can put pressure on Konoha to gain benefits.

At this time, Anbu of Kiriyin Village wearing a mask said: "It seems that the peaceful days no longer exist..."

Terumi Mei gritted her teeth and said, "It's really an evil sect, when Tsunade was active in the battlefield in the past, he wouldn't be able to escape at all, and now he's old.

To have such a strong strength.

What happened to her?"

"I don't know, we just checked the information, and Konoha Sannin still has no intention of returning. The lecherous immortal Jiraiya has been collecting novel materials outside all year round.

Orochimaru betrayed Konoha and established his own business.

And this Tsunade has been playing cards in scenic spots around the world all the year round..."

"After talking for a long time, there is no useful information...'

Facing Mimi's anger.

The crowd immediately knelt down.

On the other side, after Tsunade got the God Stone.

A touch of pink began to appear on his egg-like face.

Thinking of getting a card.

She was so hungry and thirsty that she could not wait to draw her hands immediately.

"Sir, let's slow down... I'm going to throw up!""

Mute was held by Tsunade around his waist, constantly being hit by the spheres, and his eye sockets were full of circles, obviously he couldn't hold it anymore.

"Can't you bear it any longer?"

"I really can't stand it!"

"Oh... well, just stop here.

Tsunade had just stopped, and Mute immediately supported the tree and began to vomit.

For a short while.

They have left for nearly ten miles.

The neighborhood is very quiet and there are no humans at all.

Tsunade put away his perception and nodded in satisfaction.

That's it!

"Pick the card..."

Swish.

Accompanied by a sound.

Ten excellent cards appeared in front of Tsunade.

Mute also regained her composure at this time. When she saw Tsunade was about to open the card, she immediately said, "Let me come..."

"Go away! How can you do this kind of thing. Don't let me slap you..."

"But in case it gets dark..."

"Then can't I catch it again!

Mute looked strange, not knowing what to say.

Tsunade snorted softly, if this card draw was done for her, it would be better to kill her.

Then, she opened the first card with a smile.

The purple light is very dazzling.

【Purple Flame Sky Feather Horse】

[Grade]: Xianpin one star

【Remarks】: Pegasus that can fly, has a certain fighting power, and has a very bad temper, but is very sincere to the owner.

"Did you see it? 35 Tsunade glanced at the stunned little subordinate, and said proudly: "The first draw is Pegasus, this is luck..."

Silent pouted.

I don't know who it was before, and smashed the hotel in anger.

Not me anyway.

Tsunade put away the card and started the second draw.

Another purple light.

【Bikini suit】

[Grade]: Xianpin Samsung

[Effect]: In addition to being strong in defense, it can not only highlight a good figure, but also charm the enemy. It is really a rare battle suit.

Tsunade clenched his fists.

Looking at the bikini swimsuit, his face turned blue with anger.

"God of evil black merchants, how do you want me to wear this tattered battle suit, can't you give me the fairy-like clothes of Tu Shan Yaya?"9

"Huh...huh..."

A roar came out, even though he knew that the other party couldn't hear it.

But Tsunade was also a sigh of relief.

I don't know which unethical product designed this kind of thing.

Not to mention fighting, it is impossible for her to sleep wearing it.

This thing still has the face to say that the defense is strong?

Where is the strength?

Where is the defense?

Really vomited!!!

Although he was angry, Tsunade still cheered up and drew the follow-up cards.

After all, there are only two.

Eight more to follow.

Swish.

The third card is turned over, this time blue.

[Enhanced version of a great big mallet]

There was a blue vein on Tsunade's face.

The fourth card opens.

【Domineering Body Refining Artifact】

Is the name so arrogant?

Can you train your body to become stronger?

Tsunade woke up a little.

But after seeing the picture and introduction, his face instantly turned black.

The picture is a one-meter-five-long black leather whip.

[Grade]: Peak of character

[Special effect]: It cannot cause any damage to the enemy, but it can cause 200% damage to itself.

[Effect]: This magic weapon is woven with special vines, and when used, it will release a potion, which has a strengthening effect on the body.

Silent looked at the broken rocks under Tsunade's feet.

Quietly withdrew more than 30 meters.

Sure enough, in the next instant, the other party kicked the ground.

There was a roar around, and it collapsed directly.

"Hey... I said let me come, but the lord just doesn't listen, what can I do..."

Mute found a tree and sat on it, took out a handful of melon seeds from his pocket and started eating.

The draw continues.

The fifth card isn't so weird after all.

blue card.

【One-time prohibited areas】

[Grade]: Peak of character

[Effect]: Create a kilometer-sized field, and no one in the field can use any ninjutsu, spells, and all energy.

【Comments】: Only melee.

【Restrictions】: Only last one hour.

This thing is not bad, if there is a special bloodstain limit, it can't be dealt with.

You can use this.

The fifth and sixth cards are all white.

The seventh card is spring water.

The eighth card is bread.

It's all strengthening.

The ninth card returned to blue.

【Truth or Big Pill*3】

【Effect】: After eating, it will shake out all the dirty things done in the heart.

【Comments】: Very scary medicine.

There is one last card left.

Tsunade rubbed his fair palms, closed his eyes and prayed: "Black businessman, black business owner... I beg you to be merciful and accept the supernatural power, I want a normal good thing.

Stop giving me weirdness.

**7..."

She was really tortured and speechless.

After a minute.

Tsunade opened the card, and sure enough, a group of purple light descended.

"Haha... I prayed that it was right, ten draws and three purples... I am the man of destiny, I... I... black businessman, I will kill you!!!"

The card is indeed purple.

It's a pity that it's another weird thing.

【beautiful fox tail】

[Effect]: After using it, you will become a whistling fox spirit, and your combat power will increase by 50%.

[Side Effects]: Because it is a pirated version of the fox spirit, the user must use the tone of the fox spirit to speak, otherwise there will be no improvement in strength.

・・・・Seeking flowers....

[Comment]: Only for women, if it is used by men, it will be punished horribly!

Tsunade looked at the card with a face ashen.

I got my card!

And the hands are red.

But nothing works!!!

Did I smoke?

smoked.

But why is my heart empty.

Looking at the big hit, Mute hid the sunflower seeds in his hand, trotted over quickly, and asked with concern:

"Sir, wake up... don't we still have a horse? Big deal... let's grab the tail beast and draw cards."

"How can it be so easy to catch..."

Tsunade's tone was extremely lonely, and the whole person seemed to have lost his soul.

Seeing this, Mute scratched his head, and then said to her: "Didn't we hear that Liuwei is not in Wuyin before? It's a big deal to find Liuwei."

"How to find it?"

"A compass!!! Isn't it said that one million can be rented once..."

"Yeah, there's it! Well... I don't believe it can be hacked this time."

Tsunade remembered drawing cards.

The fighting spirit suddenly rose in my heart.

.....0

With that heroic energy, Mute looked stunned.

good guy.

The recovery is so fast.

I knew I wouldn't comfort you.

However, Tsunade's plans were significantly worse.

Because the compass is currently in the hands of Butterfly Ninja, the other party has not yet used it, so naturally it cannot be rented.

In the Wanjie exchange group.

The most beautiful princess of Konoha: "@Ghost Killing Team Butterfly, you should use it quickly, I'm in a hurry to find the tailed beast, how about an hour?

I rented after an hour.

My sister gave you 100 divine stones.

Ghost Slayer Butterfly: "6

Ghost Killing Team Butterfly: "Don't worry, Tsunade, tonight we will kill Wu Miserable, you can use it tomorrow. But your addiction is really big.

Did you just draw the card again?

Justice Mage Maitreya: "It must be, yesterday, it was said that it was coming to Wuyin Village. Now that so long has passed, the card draw must be over.

I guess, maybe it's dark..."

Tsunade gritted his teeth and said, "This damned unscrupulous mage, your guess is really accurate..."

"Alas... your character is too obvious, everyone has figured it out.

Mute complained in his heart.

The head of the World Association: "Oh? I don't know what Tsunade you have drawn. Come and see in the group... and can you post the video of the battle with the tailed beast?""

Daqin Zulong: "The widow also wants to see what a tailed beast is, and if you trade a tailed beast, you will have a scroll of destiny."

Tsunade, the most beautiful princess of Konoha: "That...the things I smoked are not very good, so I won't take them out and show them the video.

[Ding... Konoha's most beautiful princess Tsunade uploaded a video]

Tushan Fox Demon: "Ding... the most beautiful fox is on the stage, let me see!"

The goddess of the apocalypse Bai Yue: "Ding... Boss Bai is here! Hee hee... Let's have a chat, and I'll see how your world fights."

See everyone is attracted by the video.

Tsunade finally breathed a sigh of relief.

This is if they see their draw cards.

Probably died on the spot.

But just when Tsunade thought everything was fine, an announcement suddenly appeared in the group.

[From today, the activity of drawing cards and posting pictures, sending ten consecutive drawing screenshots, and rewarding 10,000 God Stones, is limited to one year. 】

Tsunade:...

I!!!

God of cards, are you trying to kill me?

Woohoo...go on.

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