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At this time, the monkey rode on a horse and started the journey of "seeking immortals".

He's so cool.

Everywhere I go, I ask with great fanfare, where is the immortal.

Although the monkey is hideous, it is also a monster.

But he is generous.

Regardless of whether you answered the question or not.

He will leave a few coins.

Coupled with the Pegasus Divine Steed, it attracted a lot of onlookers.

Fangcun Mountain.

Patriarch Bodhi looked at the monkey in the picture, and the corners of his mouth kept twitching.

How is this different from what he calculated.

Don't say it ahead of time.

It is definitely not acceptable to go to apprenticeships with such great fanfare.

His plans will soon be revealed.

This was his big sleeve wave, and a gust of wind suddenly blew the monkey into the belly of the mountain.

"Now, I should be honest. If you want to be immortal, ask for immortality. What are you doing with such bells and whistles..."

Patriarch Bodhi wanted to make Sun Monkey honest.

Even the Pegasus was taken.

As a result, the monkey immediately pointed to the sky and started scolding mother.

"Who the fuck took my horse away? Is this what people do!!! What a jerk, come out...'

"Oops..."

"Forget it, the horse is gone. Maybe the other party is also a motherless person. With my horse, I can soothe my mother's loss..."

Patriarch Bodhi's originally smiling face instantly stiffened.

Emotion is the monkey pointing at Sang and scolding Huai.

Gan.

However, after all, he is a clone of the patriarch of the party.

Naturally, he won't get angry about it.

But something really pissed him off.

13 The monkey encountered a setback and immediately began to suspect that someone was messing with him.

He turned his head to go back to his country.

"Hey...I thought it would be easy to seek immortality, but it seems that I'm still suitable to be a monkey, that's all...Go home, the entanglement is gone.

Pegasus is gone.

I don't think God will let me become an immortal.

t...

Birth, old age, sickness and death are common occurrences in the world..."

Depend on.

He was really gone.

He directly chopped down some trees, built a canoe, and even hit the road.

Oh shit.

You can't go.

What if you left my westbound plan?

Ancestor Bodhi had a cold face, and directly aroused the water waves and washed the monkeys ashore.

The other party repeatedly wanted to go out.

were blocked by him.

As a result, the other party scolded a few words and went straight into the mountain to continue preparing to be the king of the mountain.

"This monkey..."

Rao is the avatar of the ancestor of Bodhi, who was also angry.

Aren't you very proud before you go to sea?

Is it so difficult for you to ask for immortality on foot now?

Inside the mountain.

The monkey closed his eyes and slept very sweetly.

But actually.

He was chatting in the group.

In the Wanjie exchange group.

The Monkey King of Huaguoshan: "Wuhu... I was so mad at the old dog on the opposite side that he swept away my horse and didn't let me go home.

If there are no fairies to remind.

I must have thought it was an accident.

But now I have the cultivation base to know.

It's all manipulative. Shameless...'

Yao Lao: "Excuse me, what's the use of having a face? Does a bald donkey really have a face? Let's just ask that everyone else is working hard to live on their own, but these bald donkeys have the cheek to pray.

They want to look like this?

When praying, he also said that he also asked the donor to give alms.

May I ask why I give you alms?

Bald donkeys don't respect their parents, they don't respect heaven and earth!

It's a ruthless sterilized dog, such an existence has the face to beg for food?

To put it badly, beggars are better than bald donkeys. "

Watching the old man spray continuously.

Sun Monkey also laughed.

Because the other party has all spoken into his heart.

yes.

If the other party has a face.

It won't be so!

People who are born with disabilities do not work hard to live.

Why do you bald donkey shave your head to beg for food?

Then everyone will be ready to eat.

Yuwen Tuo: "You're playing with your hands now, you should be passive instead of active."

Ghost Killing Squad Butterfly: "I can't tell that monkeys are still smart. 33

The Monkey King of Huaguoshan: "No, it's all instructed by the bosses, and I have drawn a character summoning card. I have summoned Li Si, the prime minister of Yingzheng.

Daqin Zulong: "...I said why I haven't seen him in the past few days. So I went to your world... You told him that if he didn't obey, the widow would beat him to death.

The son of the strongest man: "Sit and wait for Bodhi Patriarch to get angry, monkey... I think you can start a family on the spot. Even if it's fake...

It can also make the other party mad,

The Monkey King of Huaguoshan: "Hey, Li Si also arranged it this way. Seeing me mad at these bastards... If they want me to apprentice, then they have to beg me."

Shushan Xu Changqing: "Ask you a question. What if the other party hooks your soul."

Yuwen Tuo: "Stupid. I'm just stuck in the underworld, so why don't you go out! This group of people is calculating monkeys and can make him really die?"

The Monkey King of Huaguoshan: "I think so too. As long as I don't want to live, I don't want to be a teacher. They have no choice..."

the next day.

The monkeys are really starting to start a family.

Found a safe place to start building the house and prepared some food.

A litter of female monkeys was also screened.

Look at him like that.

Since he can't go back, he might as well be happy.

But monkeys are having fun.

However, Patriarch Bodhi couldn't bear it.

So, he let Black and White Impermanence take away the monkey's soul.

Since you don't want to live forever, scare you.

Confused.

Sun Monkey came to the underworld.

Snapped.

Accompanied by the gavel sounded.

Monkey Sun "recovered" sobriety. He looked at the ghostly place and couldn't help sneering in his heart.

I couldn't stand it for just one day.

"The people in the hall still don't kneel down for me!"

"Oh...you make me kneel, who are you..."

"I am King Yama, you hozen has lost his life, but you have something to say...'35

"My alien species in the world is a Lingming Stone Monkey. Not to mention the infinite life span, there are thousands of years. May I ask what circumstances did I die?

Was it poisoned, or did someone kill me?

Or is there something wrong with your body?"

Three questions in a row!

I can't understand King Yama.

What did he say.

It's only when you get an order to make people fascinate.

People are now asking how they died.

how to explain?

"Your lifespan is exhausted, you should die today..."

"Oh, okay. I heard that you will be reincarnated after death. Take me there."5

What the hell.

You TM all accept your fate?

Didn't you say you want to live forever?

How did you give in directly!!!

At this time, King Yama was sweating profusely, as was the black and white impermanence nearby.

And Patriarch Bodhi, who was far away in Fangcun Mountain, vomited blood from his mouth.

What the hell is this monkey going to do?

"What's the matter? Take me away...Aren't you King Yama, hurry up...I'm not a monkey that kills people and sets fires, right?

Reincarnate when you die.

Anyway, if I can't find an immortal, it would be great to be reincarnated as a human in the next life.

Hurry up, quick..."

King Yama:...

White Impermanence:

Black Impermanence:

There is nothing to do.

King Yama could only have him detained.

Afterwards, he looked at the west and begged: "Patriarch, what do you think we should do?"

No oil and salt.

This monkey is a hob meat.

You say he pretended, but people are not afraid of death.

Reincarnate when you die.

Do you really dare to let him reincarnate?

What a joke.

This is the specific protagonist of the catastrophe. Without him, the evil spirits of heaven and earth cannot be eliminated.

Buddhism cannot flourish.

Patriarch Bodhi gritted his teeth and said, "I'll give him a dream, and press it first..."

"okay."

Inside the prison.

Sun Monkey went to sleep.

In the dream he heard voices.

[Hozen, I heard that you want to find immortals and seek immortality. 】

[Don't ask, it's too difficult! I wanted to ride a horse to find the immortal, but now the immortal has not found the horse, and can't go home. It is God's will, and now he is dead.

Get out now, don't beep. 】

[…]

Damn monkey!!!

It's a real deal.

Is there any such talk.

[If you really want to seek immortality, I can give you a chance. 】

【You are so annoying, I have said that you are going to be reincarnated, and when you turn back to be a person, you are already dead. What else do you say, get out of here...]

[…]

Is this monkey here to raise the bar?

If it weren't for the other party's 130 True Spirit, it wouldn't change.

He suspected that the other party had been taken away.

Now Patriarch Bodhi has no choice, and there is a time limit for ecstasy.

long-term ecstasy.

Even the alien species of heaven and earth have the probability of death.

Therefore, we can only get Sun Monkey's soul back.

Since the dream is not enough, send him back, and come out to collect him by yourself.

Otherwise, go on like this.

The monkeys can't figure out what tricks to play.

After half an hour.

Bai Wuchang pulled him out again.

At this time, King Yama changed his expression directly, he smiled flatteringly: "This Monkey Lord, it was our side who just hooked the wrong soul.

This will give you back the sun, what do you think?""

"Yo...you got it wrong?"

The monkey's expression was extremely arrogant.

He sat directly on the table of King Yama.

And the ass below.

It is a life and death book.

"Yes Yes..."

"Forget it, I'll spare you! But... I'm already dead, so send me to reincarnation..."

The originally happy King Yama almost sulked over.

This monkey is playing tricks on people, right?

Not a misunderstanding explained clearly.

Can it all be sunny?

Why don't you just leave.

The Yama Dynasty winked at Bai Wuchang, hoping that he would directly drag the other party away.

Unexpectedly, Sun Monkey said: "Don't play tricks, if you say that you are hooking your soul, you will be hooking your soul. If you send me back, I will die for you to see! If you don't believe me, let's try..."

"Don't, Grandpa Monkey... Please, return the sun quickly, we have something to talk about."9

King Yama couldn't take it anymore.

Playing tricks is not enough.

Who can control this monkey.

"It's easy to talk? You grab me directly and say I'm dead! I say I'm a different species from heaven and earth, and I'm healthy... You don't believe it.

Now it's a misunderstanding.

Anyway, if I don't leave, you will kill me if you have the guts. I still don't believe that God will allow such a thing to happen.

The monkey said very seriously.

But the underworld was a mess.

What if the monkey doesn't go away?

The key people don't cause trouble.

Just one mouth!