I Really Just Want to Hit the Iron

What is happiness?

In the eyes of Nike's agent, Knight, Nike's greatest joy in the past year is lying in bed and watching Su Feng and Jordan print money for them.

just......

Such happiness is far from enough in Knight's view!

Because after Jordan retires, the sales of "A Cone" will definitely be affected in a short time.

And even though Carter’s "Half-Man and Half-God Series" sells well...

But in terms of influence, Carter must not have reached the level of Su Feng and Jordan.

So, how can we continue to double happiness?

Hey, don't tell me, Nike finally found a way.

Because who stipulated that only sneakers and sneakers can be co-branded?

So, in this way, after a friendly meeting between Nike and Pepsi's top executives, both sides discovered a huge PY business opportunity.

However, in this cooperation, in what form Nike and Pepsi will cooperate, and then what is the breaking point to launch this joint sneaker, for a while, it has become a major problem that plagues both sides.

After all, leeks are not fools.

Dry joint sneakers, who would be fooled?

Just like the previous joint shoes of Jordan and Su Feng sold well, it was because the two of them worked together to win the NBA championship in the 98/99 season.

If you can't find a reasonable source of purchase for consumers, how can consumers willingly open their wallets and honestly make leeks?

However, for large companies like Nike and Pepsi, there are not so many capable people inside the company.

Therefore, Nike and Pepsi soon found an appropriate reason for this cooperation.

Let Su Feng and Britney, the super sweet CP, have a sweet crit!

"Melon" and "Little Sweet" series!

However, although Nike and Pepsi’s wishful thinking played well, no one expected that after the start of the new season, Su Feng would fall into such a big rhythm...

And although Nike always feels that Adidas is playing this wave of rhythms, and Pepsi thinks that this wave of rhythms is being played by Coca-Cola...

But in any case, after Su Feng was recently labelled "GAY" by the media, what is the prospect of the joint series of this sweet index exploding watch? Even if the two senior executives think with PY, they have already guessed the ending.

However, as the saying goes, there is no way out of mountains and rivers, and there is another village in the dark.

The ups and downs of life sometimes come so quickly.

...

On December 3, at the Toronto Route Center Arena, the Raptors played at home against the Wizards.

It is worth mentioning that before the start of the game, even the American commentators were discussing the recent rumors of Su Feng.

However, just as the commentators of major television stations in North America were joking about when Su Feng would announce his coming out, on the scene, these commentators quickly discovered a young and beautiful figure.

What's more, unlike the rumors, the owner of this figure not only talked and laughed with Su Feng before the start of the game, but also the behavior of these two people was very "familiar."

Even before the start of the game, Su Feng took the initiative to go to the sidelines and played a "love hug" with the master of this figure.

In front of the TV, the ghost knew how many angry North American otaku had smashed his TV at this moment.

Because, the owner of this figure is indeed the new American national idol who makes them dream of:

————Britney Spears.

"Are you too efficient?

I only gave you the suggestion yesterday, but did you catch Britney in just one night? "

On the bench of the Raptors, taking advantage of the opportunity to give Su Feng a cup of water, Nash said in surprise.

After receiving the water cup from Nash, although his expression did not change in any way, in his heart, Su Feng felt a bit dumbfounded.

There is a saying that if he and Britney cooperate to make a movie in the future, in Su Feng's view, the Oscar heroine and heroine really have nothing else to do.

Because of this wave...

It is simply the official teaming up to "fake".

The plot is very old-fashioned.

But it did happen to Su Feng.

And to get the context of this clear, it is actually not complicated.

Because in simple terms, Nike and Pepsi want to make Su Feng and Britney a sweet crit.

But the result...

Nike and Pepsi never expected that Su Feng would suddenly be brought up with a wave of **** rhythm recently.

It just so happens that Britney has been in trouble recently.

Because unlike Su Feng's memory, Britney, who should have met her first boyfriend, didn't know which historical branch was disrupted by herself, which led to her being single in this life.

However, in Milijia, being single is not necessarily a good thing sometimes.

Because I usually love to play, the media soon captured news about Britney and her girlfriends going to and out of major nightclubs in the United States.

As a result, to a certain extent, this also caused Britney's "goddess image" to drop a lot in the hearts of North American otaku.

However, in terms of Milijia's three views, this is not a big deal.

The real big thing is that although Britney did not meet her boyfriend in this life, according to the historical line, next year, that is, in 2000, her second record "The Confession of Love" will be released.

And if you know the history of Britney’s love, then you will know that Britney officially announced their relationship with Justin Timberlake in 2000.

So now the problem is.

Let’s not talk about who has the problem with this relationship between Britney and Timberlake, but judging from the time when the two people announced their relationship, this node is undoubtedly very ingenious.

First of all, unlike the Chinese entertainment industry, because of the completely different three views, the stars of the American entertainment industry do not have to worry about the decline in the number of fans after the announcement of the relationship.

Secondly, for the American music circle, which has always emphasized that art comes from life, "The Confession of Love" is not an ordinary song in its lyrics.

Therefore, just like Su Feng needs a female ticket to prove that he is not gay.

In the "freedom, democracy and peace" Milijia, when releasing "The Reconfession of Love", Britney also needed a male ticket to prove that she was a girl who was in love and was wrapped in sweetness.

As a result, Britney’s record company discovered...

At the moment, a huge and incomparable business opportunity is in front of them.

You said, why not let Britney and Su Feng "do a real fake show"?

Maybe, simple fans don't know how crazy the capital behind Su Feng and Britney Spears is, but don't these capitalists still know how much money these two people can bring to themselves when they work together?

Whether it is the joint sneakers of Nike and Pepsi, the transnational romance between Su Feng and Britney Spears, or the top traffic in the sports and art circles...

Try to think about it, what a **** energy!

Moreover, just after the scandal between Britney Spears and Su Feng this summer, the sales of some American brands that Britney endorsed and sold in China are growing at a speed visible to the naked eye.

In addition, unlike ordinary Chinese stars, Su Feng's current influence in North America is undoubtedly unprecedented.

Therefore, since this is a stable profit without loss, and beneficial to everyone, why not do it?

I have to say that the ideas of the capitalists are beautiful, and the plan is indeed very ambitious.

However, the first step cannot be successful.

Because for people like Su Feng and Britney with full personality, they didn't look at each other.

So even if it is just acting in a scene, they are not willing.

however......

Less than two hours after the heartbreak of the capitalists, a large-scale real incense scene appeared in North America at the end of the 20th century.

Because after thinking about it carefully in my mind, Britney found that from the appearance, Su Feng is indeed far better than the average person.

As the saying goes, people often only discover how free they were when they were young when they grow up.

Involuntary Britney knows very well that if she wants to become a true American national idol, the album she will release next year is very important.

Therefore, if she can get Su Feng's help, then her fame or prestige will definitely be even higher.

However, I always felt that this wave of Britney was taking advantage of Su Feng's Britney Spears and couldn't pass the hurdle in his heart.

Coincidentally...

On the Toronto side, Su Feng also felt that he was using Britney in this wave, so he couldn't get past the hurdle in his heart.

So, after the two had a long conversation over the phone...

A large-scale dog-blood series called "The Story Chinese Melon and American Sweets Have to Tell" was staged in Toronto on the 3rd.

then......

There's no after that.

In Toronto on December 3, 1999, where was there any reporter who wanted to write that Su Feng was GAY?

"I want to clarify to my boyfriend, he is very good in all aspects.

The reason why his circle of friends is all male is because I am a very possessive girl. "

At the scene, when interviewed by reporters, Britney was like a girl in love, with "happiness" written on her expression.

After leading the Raptors to a 31-point victory over the Wizards at home, in an interview with reporters after the game, Su Feng also said:

"I don't want to talk about anything outside of the game.

And as you have seen, I have to give it to my girlfriend when I am outside the game. "

Reporters: "..."

Yes, after just a wave of dog food that is not stuffy and sweet...

The ghost knows how much the bachelors in this group of reporters want to kill Su Feng with a hammer on this day!

And it's worth mentioning that it seems to be to tell people one step closer that Britney and I are not "playing every time."

Afterwards, according to reporters from several media outlets, they not only took photos of Britney and Su Feng holding hands, but also took pictures of the two of them leaving in a car together...

As for where the two of them ended up...

Hey, this is a matter of the two young people being "in bed" by themselves, so why are we mingling with each other!

...

The next day, news about Britney and Su Feng’s love affair swept across North America like a tornado.

The difference from the scandal between the two in the summer is that this wave of Su Feng and Britney Spears officially announced their "love affair"...

So for a while, all major television stations in North America urgently produced reports on the development of their relationship.

And the major newspapers and magazines in North America directly left the headlines to these two people.

According to incomplete statistics, on the 4th, the tornado that Su Feng and Britney are passionate about destroyed a total of 3.07 million glass hearts, damaged some televisions in North America, and caused the entire North American network to be paralyzed. .....

For a while, all the products endorsed by Su Feng and Britney Spears became the biggest winners behind this wave of epic traffic.

Especially on the afternoon of the 4th, when Nike and Pepsi officially announced that they will make a joint series of couple shoes for the couple in love...

Nike is talking about Knight, who feels that he has been suffocated by the dirty money.

At the same time, many people may not believe it...

Toronto, the two people at the center of this vortex of traffic, are disgusting each other...

According to the gentleman agreement between Su Feng and Britney Spears, this wave of relationship between the two of them will last about six months.

And after six months, the two will come up with an excuse prepared in advance and announce their breakup in front of the media.

In addition, in this relationship, the two will always adhere to the principle of making each other better.

Therefore, in addition to saying good things for each other in public, the two will continue to maintain the personality of "good friends" after the breakup.

Of course, since it is acting, apart from holding hands and necessary kisses, the two will not have a more in-depth discussion on the super-friendship relationship between men and women.

but......

Although the cooperation yesterday was very pleasant, Britney never expected that Su Feng was a straight guy who couldn't be straight from beginning to end.

Hong Kong, if such people can be gay, then in Britney's opinion, she should run for the president of the United States.

Therefore, soon, Britney and Su Feng had a big conflict.

Because according to the agreement between the two, in order to make the media believe that they are really together, Britney Spears will stay at Su Feng's house for the next three days.

But at the beginning, Su Feng was still thinking of Britney with the rabbit's thinking.

But how did Su Feng know that Yingjiang's sister paper didn't care about those...

As a result, after Britney made a mess of the clean living room she had worked so hard to organize, and even threw her changed clothes around, Su Feng couldn't bear it.

Your uncle!

Since you and I are a cooperative relationship, to put it bluntly, you are also a tool person!

Can you be a little conscious of being a tool person?

After being stunned by Su Feng for a few waves, Britney felt extremely uncomfortable.

Because from Britney's point of view, even in name, he is now his girlfriend anyway, can't he be a little gentler?

But, soon...

Britney's resentment towards Su Feng was washed away by the pile of delicious meals Su Feng made.

Don't believe me, since I was a child, this is the first time Britney has eaten such delicious food.

To paraphrase Kobe's words:

Compared with Su Feng, Michelin is for people to eat?

And as the best player in the kitchen with history to check ~www.ltnovel.com~, continue to use Kobe's words:

You can doubt Su Feng's football skills, but if you doubt his cooking skills, then you are definitely an iron palsy.

Nothing...

Su Feng, who is full of culinary talent, is so charming.

The only regret is...

"If I were a fan of yours, I would definitely feel like an idol just like this."

In Britney's opinion, if Su Feng hadn't had a long mouth, it would be perfect.

"My god, do you call this style of dressing fashion? Auntie, is your aesthetic still stuck in the 20th century?"

Britney: "..."

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PS: The second one. Good morning.

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