I Really Don’t Want To Be A Calamity

Chapter 88

Shelf time: July 24th (Friday) 12:00 noon!

This is... quite suddenly.

It is estimated that all the masters who are sitting in front of the computer or using the mobile phone to wait for the update, when it is this thing, it is estimated that the expressions are all--

Surprised! That's it? That's it? That's it?

What the fuck? Damn it? Damn it?

The time now is: 2020-07-23, 03:08.

With a complicated mood, I typed out this text in advance.

1 minute ago, I just finished writing today (or yesterday?) 16,000 words.

The night is too beautiful, even though it is too dangerous, there are always people who stay up at night with dark eyes.

First of all.

My wife is in good health.

Everything readers are doing well, and all the attributes are very popular.

Next, talk about business.

Let me talk about myself first.

It is estimated that as long as the students who read and comprehend can pass through, they should be able to understand the four words "remarks on the shelves".

The emphasis is on "sense", "speaking" is just a way.

In fact, in retrospect, I have had a hard time for the past 30 years.

In the fifth grade of elementary school, he was fooled into the martial arts school in other provinces and became a bald monk for 6 years. Reading novels and playing soy sauce in high school for 3 years, barely able to mix in the top 50. Before the college entrance examination, I was playing Fantasy Westward Journey all night... Well, the result is hard to say.

I like to read novels since junior high school, and continue to high school and college.

At that time, I was watching the "Jin Gu Legendary" serialization, as well as various popular YY texts at that time.

I feel that "Zhu Xian" should have the greatest impact on me.

Stimulated by the ending of Zhu Xian, sophomore year began to write a novel by himself, writing a 400W word in the early years... 2 heroines died... This is very miserable.

Later, and later, I never dared to write like this again.

Graduation, exams, work, research, work, night shifts, rescue, marriage, childbirth...

Looking back, I found that I have been given the life of unfathomable mystery for the past 7 years. Occupy completely.

Work and life seem to be everything in life.

One day I suddenly remembered what kind of life I really want.

Maybe this is a process that every man who reaches 30 years old must go through.

Re-examine your life.

When I went out to smoke a cigarette, it seemed to be a bit heavy.

2020-07-23, 03:24.

Okay, keep talking.

Let’s talk a little more relaxed.

Talk about this book.

Anyway, after a period of mental struggle, I am back to write a book. Newcomers who are pink and tender, although not necessarily very pink, they are definitely tender.

I remember when I first came back, I mentioned this to an old reader who had known each other for nearly ten years (that is, the bun in the fan list). His first sentence was: "Now everyone is busy with work. Write a little bit lighter, work is very tired, too heavy to look even more tired."

I said: "Okay."

as everyone knows, I and Yi Like Lin, it's a namelessness.

The title of the book... I really wouldn't take it.

In 2011, there were titles like "XX Breaking the Sky", "XX Emperor", "XX God", and "XX Demon".

Come back and have a look... dumbfounded, dumbfounded.

What and what is this special?

Hmm... Could it be a trend?

Then...there is the book "I really don't want to be calamity".

The title of the book that looks like a little white text, but in fact it is not the same thing.

Forgive me... Am I really not taking the current title of the book?

As everyone knows again, this book is a hell start. Some readers said that this book has no promotion... Indeed, only two classified webpages have been posted... Then, then... There is no then NS.

It’s about to hit the shelves now.

But I didn’t say anything,

I don’t want to cut, write.

When I mentioned it to my wife that day, she saw it in my eyes. I really envy her with her real name. She was smashed by the silver and the whole service notice... She asked me if it was useful, but I didn’t think so. Sure... Maybe there is?

Then she talked about the cost, she said...I'll give it to you! Lose you half a month's salary at most.

Yes! You read that right! !

In the end, I lost my forehead!

Uh cough cough...but it doesn't matter!

Long live my wife! (Sincere face)

So I met you.

That is the "you" who are reading this testimonial.

Before Empress, the silver cut, I had few live readers.

Of course there are so few.

What made us meet?

Is it fate? Past and present? Or is it Bruce Wayne's money-making ability?

No.

This is love-(broken sound!)

cough cough, in short, gradually, more readers, so I have "you".

Looks a little hypocritical?

But in fact, this is indeed my truest thought.

What is the most afraid of an author who really writes a book attentively?

Not subscribed? No collection? No tickets?

Of course, these must be afraid.

But in fact, the most feared is... stand-alone.

Lonely.

And...cold.

The chilly air conditioner blows my back, but there is no readers to complain, no cute girl fans caring...cough cough.

I started to be the same as before. Someone can listen to my brain, read my words, and pinch my youth in the words.

In fact, many of the above words have been brewing in my mind for more than a month, and they have been brewing since I opened the book, because I know that there will be such a day.

But writing and writing, a thousand words, it seems that some do not know what to write.

In short, about "sense", that's probably it.

……

Let’s talk about this book next.

Let me talk about Tucao first.

Some people may find that some routines are a bit old...

But in fact, they are not old routines.

But I am really old!

In the past few years, I haven’t read many novels. I remember the last few books I read... Or Tinder God’s "Hell Apartment", Fat Dragon God’s "Horror Broadcasting", and Lychee Aunt’s Zombie Girlfriend, oh yes, there is also the "Thriller Paradise" by the three scum. As for the tombs of Douluo Doupao, they were earlier, so there is no need to say more.

A little beep: If I say here that I grew up looking at their books, will I be beaten to death?

In short, you think the old routine...that's because... I may not have seen it (or maybe I forgot?), and I don't know how old it is.

Regarding the opening part, I actually set the time at first about 30 years from now. The level of technology will not differ too much, because I did not intend to write hard science fiction.

Then... Actually, the time was too close to reality to pass the review.

So there was Singles Day in 2111. (I don't know why some great gods can pass the year 2034, maybe this is the great god!)

Regarding the protagonist's subsequent handling of murder, I originally wanted to write a dark perfect crime.

After all, as everyone knows, the best way to hide a corpse is to hide it in the corpse mountain.

Killing a group of people is impossible to find out.

But...people are writing, sky is watching.

Write like this...it will be cool (404 crazy warning).

The perfect crime cannot be promoted.

Can't Conan always find the murderer next door?

No doubt.

So, there is this kind of treatment.

This book is actually two lines, the two lines of the real world and the inner world, which can be regarded as an infinite flow of variants.

I think only this way of writing can carry my brains.

I believe that when many read the copy of Ghost Wushan, they will also find that there are many reversals and foreshadowing.

But I buried 45 foreshadowings, 23 kinds of reversals! (You may think I'm talking nonsense, but you have no evidence!)

I am destined to not write Xiaobai Shuangwen.

So, I decided to use another method to give you a sense of coolness.

Find foreshadowing.

Sometimes it's just a sentence, a look, a tone, and a movement.

It's like the first sentence in One Piece: I hide all the wealth in the world there. Go and find it! One farts!

Well, that's probably the case, foreshadowing, go find it!

(I’m serious, you guys take it seriously~)

It seems that you can write more than 2,000 words casually... Let’s talk a few more words, it’s almost 4 o’clock, and it’s time to sleep. NS.

In short, this book is not a tragedy!

I am just a person who silently writes books, silently digs pits, silently fills pits, silently tells stories, and silently develops brains.

The book is very pure.

If you think there is a place to drive, it must be that your driving skills are too adept, surpassing the kindergarten, and soaring to Qiuming Mountain... all has nothing to do with the author. (Disclaimer)

……

Next: draw the key points! (Knocked on the blackboard, classmates!)

1. The theme of this book: I just want to write a story about struggle, helplessness, survival, and seeking the source. (You can look back at the later stage, and maybe you can understand this sentence.)

2. There are many characters about this book. Some of you think you like it, and some don't like it. It's normal. This is not Xiaobaiwen, not every woman who appears on the stage hangs on the protagonist's five legs. For the time being in this book, female one: Ling Yiyi. Female 2: Molly.

The other female characters who appear on the stage, for now, are not the male lead’s food.

This is a world, not a world dedicated to revolving around the protagonist. Don’t think that as soon as a female character comes out, it’s to prepare the protagonist. In order to form a complete world.

Third, it's still about personality. What I want to describe more is a change.

A change made by everyone after experiencing many things.

To cite a few chestnuts briefly: You think Gu Sinan is very annoying... But if one day, she becomes a predominant policeman, and the scene of a young daughter-in-law, will it be very interesting?

Or, Molly, a research genius with high IQ and low EQ, will one day wear Battle Armor, step on the blade, and pierce through a strange scene. Isn’t it interesting? (Hamster Battle Armor?)

Or, Xu Zhiyong, who thinks about retirement every day, has no choice but to transform into a green upper body, shouting "Waaaaah" Berserker when he charges into battle. Would be interesting?

Uh... I'm not spoiling, I'm just making an analogy, it may not be like this.

Fourth, in a nutshell, I just want to write some content that will make you find very interesting.

For me, the biggest compliment is not to say "So cool!" "So hey!" "Pig's feet are so awesome!"

But you suddenly came over and said to me: "Fuck? Can you write like this?"

I will definitely smile in front of the computer.

……

Next! ! ! The point of the point! ! (The blackboard was broken---)

After talking about 3000 words, it was finally time for the attractive spectacle to sell badly!

Me! want! Sell! awful! NS!

It seems... it’s not very easy to sell. It’s as everyone knows. If you don’t sell it, you also know, but no one chants, and editors don’t like chanting.

What can this do?

Hmm...According to international practice, thanks to the editor of Blu-ray, he gave me this opportunity!

As for the other...I don’t know either, I don’t know whom to thank.

In fact, there is a sentence from Brother Guang, which is right, and I very much agree.

He said: The only thing that can keep readers is the content!

Yes!

I agree!

Therefore, I will work hard to get back to the state faster, adapt to the current era, and give you the "content" that you unexpected but attractive spectacle.

Let’s talk about the updates you care about--

I hate it!

I look at you every day and say "this is it?" "kdg" "short and weak", don't my heart hurt? !

I don’t want to either!

Who made me jump on the street!

Who asked me to write niche articles!

Why do you want to use your brain to read the text!

Many people think that they have to waste their brains to see... I am also helpless!

cough cough - passed.

After being put on the shelf, the chapters are all large chapters of about 5,300 words, and they are updated twice a day, exceeding 10,000 words. (Never again give you a chance to say that you are short and weak, and Jesus is not here, I said!)

Let’s go for a month and fill up the facade with two daily badges for this book. .

In other words, starting at 12 o'clock noon on July 24, 30 days, that is, one month after the shelves, it will be about 32W characters. (There should be applause here!)

[Super key point 1]

Add more rules: more than 2W on the shelf, I am humble, and the subscription ratio is 20:1? Or lower, the first order starts at 1,000, and every additional 500 orders, one chapter is added (5,000 words without a big chapter), and there is an Alliance Leader (there is always a dream, what if there is one?)...... Then Add a chapter. As for Bai Yinmeng? In case, in case there is any, I dare to owe 10 chapters (5W words, I said!)

Sudden death from exhaustion...It is better than rushing to the street.

Monthly ticket... Let's talk about it, I can't ask.

Because the first month has been an explosive update, I am also very happy if I have a chance to owe me. I will use a small book to remember, and I will make up for it in the future! It will never be less! (Book at hand speed!)

[Super Focus 2]

Shelf time: July 24 (Friday) 12 noon! There may be a system delay.

First order! (Subscription for the first VIP chapter)

Even if you are raising books, please give an automatic subscription!

Because there is no subscription, this book is so cool!

To be honest, I am prepared for the worst.

Even if it’s only about 500, I can write it down as long as I have you!

As long as I can still have you.

Time: 2020-07-23, 04:05. Finish writing these 4000 words of testimonials.

The hand speed gained by writing medical records, and the stunts gained by being single for many years, is not a waste of fame.

I’m too lazy to change it, so let’s do it.

Thank you!