I Really Don’t Want To Be A Calamity

Early in the morning.

The Kingdom of Two Lions.

Inner city, palace, great hall.

Dige Augie Anthony, have endured the hardships of a long journey, finally arrived in this country.

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Actually there is no difficulty, "Peace" In the list, the people who are capable of creating greater chaos have been assassinated one after another, and Humelos even launched a simple condolence ceremony overnight and left a cutscene. The remaining small fishes and shrimps were not regarded by Homeros at all.

Dige Augie Anthony slowly turned the crystal finger on his thumb, standing in front of the man with a heavy face, his eyes twitched slightly.

In the great hall, the sword mark that split the palace in half has not been repaired yet.

In other words, the owner of that sword mark has no plans to repair it at all.

That gorgeous two-handed sword, not yet out of its sheath, leaned against the throne. Murderous aura was hidden, a little bit like a demonstration.

Hermelos sat down on the throne in a domineering posture, with his heavy armor unremoved, his hands clenched into fists, supporting his chin, and using a plain but undoubted tone, he would not be long ago The rhetoric was repeated in front of Dige Augie Anthony.

"They, run away."

"Run away?" Pope Dige snered: "Do you think I would believe it?"

"believing or not , It’s up to you.” Homeros didn’t intend to talk nonsense, changed a more comfortable posture, put one hand on the hilt of the sword beside him, and repeated it again: “Our country has been in turmoil and was pretended to be the king by the monsters. There are countless Knights. I saw it with my own eyes. I have no time to hunt down trifling fugitives."

This sentence translates into easy-to-understand meaning: I am very busy and I have no time to catch you.

The body language translation is probably: if you talk nonsense, I will cut you off.

The movement of Pope Dige's turning his fingers suddenly stopped.

He clenched his teeth, his gums nourished blood.

The two looked at each other for a long time.

Finally.

The Pope Dige let out a long relaxed breath, turned and left.

"Go."

……

"Hehe, actually display one's slight skill before an expert in front of my'actor'? Just this acting, no If you have unwritten rules, you won’t even be able to line up to the eighteenth line."

The Emperor Dige alone takes the lead, and the rest of the priests, chief priests, papal army, and nuns are in order, follow closely from behind.

Pope Dige suddenly took a few steps.

The attendants of the Holy See behind them also quickened their pace when they saw this.

Pope Dige suddenly turned around, and made a straight face at the "little tails" behind him.

"You guys, stay away from the emperor... it’s not good for the air."

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After the Pope Dige finally got some personal space .

He quickly took out the small flask from his arms.

In the flask, black gas surged, unfathomable.

"hmph, didn't you mean that the Kingdom of Two Lions was under your control? How do you talk like farting? Oh, by the way, I almost forgot, you can't even fart now."

"..., I didn't expect that Homeros could endure it to this point, but, hehehe...you too underestimated my arrangement in the Kingdom of Two Lions."

Pope Dige talks with the black gas in the flask in a low voice.

After a while, Emperor Dige's expression was calm and calm, and he put the flask away.

A patrolling Knight was slightly stiff, and the entire group of Pope Chao Di Song came slowly.

"Poros, Aurora."

The slow and stiff Knight left a word blankly, then turned and left.

"Hehe, do you choose one of the two?"

Not far after the Knight walked out, in a corner of no one, he suddenly convulsed, thumped, fell to the ground, and then There was no sound.

It’s not easy to get rid of it.

Re-board the airship outside the city.

"The little child makes the choice. My Emperor, Augie, Anthony, I want it all."

"In batches!"

"Once you find that damn ship airship, give this handsome...cough cough, give this emperor...bang!"

For a while, the Emperor Song Pope was high-spirited and vigorous, and the overlapping rays of light appeared on top of his head again. Special effects.

……

……

"Faraday" intermediate airship.

On the deck.

"Divine Sword, Susu,"

"Come in accordance with summon."

"I ask you,"

" Are you my Master?"

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At the moment that tall and sturdy silhouette appeared, everyone was shocked.

Including Li Erpang, no one thought that it was Li Erpang who succeeded in "synchronizing" with the Divine Sword crystal, and concluded a contract that will never leave forever.

Ning You and Xiao Chuer should have been envious.

And jealous.

But when the two of them saw the true face of the "Divine Sword", suddenly, they were less envious and jealous.

I even feel lucky.

"Fortunately, I don't have a hand to pat it on."

"If it's done, wouldn't it be guilty?"

And the instigator of everything, Li Erpang, staring at the robust silhouette of 1.99 meters in front of him, listening to the sweet and soft female voice in his ears, speechless for a long time, completely stunned, silent, annoyed, and regretful.

All kinds of emotions are intertwined.

"I ask you, are you my Master?"

Seeing Li Erpang did not speak.

Divine Sword, who claims to be "Susu", smiled and asked again.

Li Erpang's face turned pale, his lips twitched like a sieve, and he shook his head frantically.

I want to break my neck and turn it into a kind of comminuted fracture of the cervical spine and paralyzed paralysis.

"No, you have admitted the wrong person, I am not! I am not!"

Even Li Erpang himself can't tell this feeling.

Originally, his ability to accept is very powerful.

As an elite player, no matter what happens, no matter how ghosts, no matter how unexpected, no matter how outrageous, he can deal with it calmly, smiling and not talking.

Unless, I can't help it.

The personality of the Divine Sword in front of him made Li Erpang feel the fear from in the depth of one's soul.

Even if the memory is lost, the fear that cannot be erased.

Li Erpang has an illusion that in front of this ninety-nine-meter-long silhouette, he will be squeezed into a Little Pi ball at any time.

Divine Sword Susu, the thin crescent eyebrows twisted, and a question mark slowly appeared.

I saw her raising her hand, a translucent chain that exuded a glimmer of light, which closely connected her to Li Erpang, who will never abandon the old age together.

"Yes, you are clearly connected with me." Shou Fou

"..."

Li Erpang suddenly cried.

I cried so loudly.

……

……

On the deck.

Li Erpang lay on his back on the deck with a dull expression, looking at the empty sky.

The sky is already lit.

The sky above the head is clear and nothing, like a pure crystal.

But Li Erpang has no intention of admiring the sky at this moment.

"Why..."

"Why..."

"Why..."

He broke out Divine Sword After that, he has maintained this posture, with a belly full of belly and an expression of indescribability.

And a little further away from Li Erpang, Divine Sword Susu, standing upright, sitting on the deck. From a distance, this pair looks like a tall Goalkeeper guarding the Little Pi ball next to him.

"That guy seems to have been stimulated a lot."

Ning You sighed in silence.

"Actually, it's not that ridiculous, right?" Xiao Chuer held back a smile, but said: "Although this Divine Sword... eldest sister, the shape is a bit unpleasant, but the sound is nice! And look It should be very strong. I don't know what type of "Divine Sword" is after it becomes a weapon? Since it is a top weapon with only 49 weapons in the game, the attribute should not be bad. Thinking about it this way, what can this fatty complain about? "

Ning You sighed again: "You don't understand men..."

"Tsk." Xiao Chuer twitched his lips, indifferent expression.

After Ning You and Xiao Chuer whispered, seeing Little Fatty was too depressed. If this goes on, it is likely to affect the protagonist's actions. Thinking of this, Ning You also had to step forward, racking his brains to come up with some comforting words.

"Divine Sword... Is it handsome or not? It doesn't matter whether you look good or not. As an elite player, you must understand that practicality is the most important thing..."

Li with a dull face Er Fat, as if he had found an emotional outlet, Duang bounced from the deck, crying with a sad face: "I know!"

"Who doesn't know that the attribute is the most practical." !"

"But I know better that being strong or not is a matter of one version, and whether you are handsome or not is good for a lifetime!"

"I'm particularly dissatisfied!" I have every reason to suspect that this broken game is targeting me!"

"I want to complain! I want to complain! I want to complain to the dog game company! Dog planner! Dog painter! Who designed this kind of ghost animal? Human jerk!"

Wang Heavenly Emperor raised his eyelids and slowly raised a question mark.

At some point, Blacksmith Ge Lang walked to a few people nearby, and in a blunt and cold tone, he explained to Li Erpang speaking of which.

"Each person, throughout his life, can only form a bond with one Divine Sword."

"Once the bond is successfully concluded, people and Divine Sword The relationship is like lovers, like siblings, and more like lovers, which cannot be changed forever."

"I cannot change forever." t奁媸橥t

"Lifetime You can’t change it for a lifetime."

"You can’t change it for a lifetime..."

Er fat's sparse brains twisted into a tuft of tofu brains.

Li Erpang plopped, and fell straight back again.

Divine Sword ・Susu did not seem to hear a few people's conversations.

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"Faraday" sailed alone in the vast sea of ​​clouds.

In the sea of ​​clouds, there is not all nothing.

When Ning You were bored, they used a unique fishing rod to catch creatures in the sea of ​​clouds.

Cloud fish, cloud snake, mica... and so on.

These creatures in the sea of ​​clouds have unique body structures and thin skins, which look bulging, like balloons. It seems to have evolved over the years in order to survive in the sea of ​​clouds.

The plankton in the sea of ​​clouds is extremely low-level, and tasteless without much meat. It made Ning You suspect that the designer designed these creatures just to fill in the blanks of the vast map and to make up the numbers.

Under the guidance of the "Navigation Pointer", Faraday adjusted its direction from time to time and headed towards its destination.

The goal is the living giant Divine Beast.

It’s not that simple to track down.

Without pointers, how much luck does it take to meet the giant Divine Beast in the vast sea of ​​clouds?

A few days have passed.

Everything goes well.

Li Erpang has no love.

The dog is proficient in the blacksmith's favorability.

Ning You and Xiao Chuer are bored.

Yi Lin is holding a cheap telescope and looking around.

Suddenly.

Yi Lin frowned.

"He, here comes!"

The other side of the sea of ​​clouds.

The seven black steam-rolling black ships look so dazzling in the vast sea of ​​white clouds.

Above the airship, countless special effects, sparks with lightning, angels flying, singing, magnificent and luxurious.

The Faraday, as the name suggests, compared with the seven huge black airships, it really looks like the brother in the boat.