I Really Didn’t Want to Be Famous

CCTV established a documentary channel the year before last, and it also provided a lot of support. For example, it classified the ace programs in documentaries such as "Man and Animals" and "Man and Nature" into the documentary channel's dedicated channel for premiere...

At first, it was a violent noise, and the response was pretty good. With the two-pronged approach of publicity and word-of-mouth, the ratings naturally rose. This gave the channel staff a burst of joy, but as time passed, "People The drainage brought by the two ace programs of "and Animals" and "Man and Nature" did not survive, and the common degeneration of documentaries began to appear, and it began to gradually decline to the point of a cheating, and began to affect these two ace programs. ...

In other CCTV channels, these two ace programs can still maintain ratings between 3 and 5, but after switching to the documentary channel, they have been reverberating between 3 and 4, and there is no more than 5, waiting until this year. , Even created the lowest ratings in the history of the show, 2.8!

This is a desperately low ratings.

Why does this happen?

Deputy Director Zhao Yang made a special questionnaire survey and finally came up with an answer.

That is, in addition to the two ace programs of the Variety Show, the ratings of other programs planned by the Variety Channel are unimaginably low...

The highest is broken by 1, and the lowest is 0.3...

Zhao Yang was helpless. He couldn't criticize the planning team in the channel. After all, the ratings of documentaries were generally cheating. In recent years, it is basically normal to be within 1.5, and more than 1.5 can be considered a celebration.

The sluggish ratings of documentary channels have also caused advertisers to not favor favors, advertisers not favor favors...

Okay, where to make money?

The channel has no ratings, no advertisers are willing to invest, you play wool...

Although this is a normal operation, Zhou Xianzu, the leader of the channel, is very worried. In the past two years, his hair is not strong, he has directly become a Mediterranean with only two hairs barely supporting...

In the past two years, he went to Zhao Yang almost every few months and complained that he hoped that Zhao Yang could give the channel more support and help drainage.

Zhao Yang was relieved, but he couldn't help it.

You don’t have any good programs on your documentary channel. What use is it to attract more viewers?

Isn't it all gone?

You need to be hard when you strike iron. If you can't make it hard, others can't help you, right?

But Zhou Xianzu stopped doing it.

Relying on his age and seniority, he still often runs to Zhao Yang.

He was playing tricks.

Anyway, I am also a channel under your CCTV. Anyway, I have no ratings. I can’t do anything. You can figure it out. If you ask me to plan a program, I also plan it. I have only this talent in my planning. What should I do if the planned show is not popular? Either find a way for me to attract some resources, or help me plan the show.

Zhao Yang has a headache.

If Xianzu is an ordinary leader this week, he will let him think behind closed doors for a few days without saying a word, but this week Xianzu has been following CCTV since the beginning of the establishment of CCTV. He has been very conscientious and conscientious over the years, and his contribution is also quite large...

In the end, there was no other way but to call Liu Bangshun, one of the Spring Festival Gala planners, to ask him if he was interested in going to the documentary channel to work for a period of time to help plan the show.

Liu Bangshun agreed in one go.

In fact, he has always wanted to do documentary shows on food, and he had this idea very early.

But this idea is quite vague, and the name is quite LOW, called "Taste the World".

After he took this task, he paid special attention to other food programs. By chance, he saw the guest Lu Yuan in "Happy Camp"...

I have to say that what Lu Yuan said when he was cooking was really attractive. It was obviously an ordinary dish, but under his mouth and his slightly vicissitudes of life, there was an unusually charming charm.

Even he is quite interested in Lu Yuan’s dishes, even though he knows that they are not delicacies of mountains and seas, but just a simple "five blessings."

Then, he wanted to invite Lu Yuan to "Taste the World" as a guest.

He found that Lu Yuan's **** thing was his lucky star.

How nice Lu Yuan is!

To be popular and popular, to be topical, to be able to cook and to explain, come here, let alone the first issue, the ratings are absolutely guaranteed...

But then the negative news from Lu Yuan caused Liu Bangshun to dispel the idea of ​​inviting Lu Yuan over as a guest.

If this is really so bad, did you invite you to report it as a fake show?

How can this be?

However, he didn't want to let Lu Yuan the traffic king.

that……

What can we do?

In the end, he slightly changed the program of the show and divided Lu Yuan into a behind-the-scenes model.

Lu Yuan doesn't cook, so Lu Yuan will be responsible for the explanation, right?

As for the negative news about Lu Yuan?

Does it matter? Lu Yuan just likes advertising a little bit, but likes showing off a little bit. Is this a problem?

What if he has a bad reputation in the entertainment industry?

Liu Bangshun never cared about this. After all, Lu Yuan didn't do other illegal things. To a certain extent, Lu Yuan's "The Wanderer" has won a lot of applause from the relevant departments.

Then, when his program was about to plan, he called Lu Yuan.

After this call, "Taste the World" became "China on the Bite of the Tongue".

All the content he planned before, the entire 30-page design bridge section is invalidated...

Lu Yuan seemed to be a god, and he went through a show from beginning to end, and even talked about the diversity situation...

As if his mother had already watched the show.

This is more planning than planning!

This Nima...

Liu Bangshun instantly felt a feeling of the back waves of the Yangtze River pushing the front waves...

This person is absolutely a genius!

"Xiao Wang, book a ticket to Hengdian tomorrow morning."

"Huh? Brother Liu, so anxious?"

"Correct!"

"what happened?"

"By the way, tell Taili about changing the name of "Taste All the World" to "A Bite of China"... What about the planning content?"

"Overturn all, wait until I have a chat with Lu Yuan..."

"Lu Yuan?"

"Lu Yuan came up with this planning idea. Okay, I'll go out and rationalize my thoughts first."

Xiao Wang looked silly at Liu Bangshun, who was leaving the office ecstatically.

Lu Yuan?

After he thought of this person, he was a little at a loss.

Didn't Lu Yuan just come to a wave of slogans for advertising, and now his reputation on the Internet is too bad?

What are you looking for?

and many more!

Lu Yuan came up with it?

This……

Could it be that this product has now crossed over to the planning of cross-border programs?

Special...

Actor, singer, poet, artist, pianist, director...

Do these identities need to add another program plan in the future?

Nima...

Xiao Wang suddenly became messy in the wind.

……………………………………

Lu Yuan spent the whole day being scolded.

Of course, these curses are basically on the headline shows and some video websites...

As long as you click on the Internet, you can see the hot searches about Lu Yuan in any browser.

You click in, don't think about it, it must be countless blasts, countless condemnations...

Fans are spraying and cursing.

They scolded harder than anyone else.

Of course, they didn't really hate Lu Yuan, but they felt that such a curse was really cool!

Some traffic of Xiaoxianrou appeared on Weibo, and was ready to scold Lu Yuan following the heat.

However, when they found out that they hadn't scolded a few words, their Weibo was completely fallen into, and it was completely cursed.

They are speechless.

You are all scolding Lu Yuan, so why can't I scold Lu Yuan so much?

am I wrong?

I'm right, OK!

However, Lu Yuan's fans are so unreasonable.

Lu Yuan is different from all the stars in China Entertainment, Nima Lu Yuan’s fans are different from fans of other stars...

Most of these fans scolded Lu Yuan for expressing feelings and became fans of Lu Yuan. At the same time, everyone has a very strange concept. Our fans can scold Lu Yuan and we call Lu Yuan love Lu Yuan. , But you can’t scold you for a little fresh meat!

If you dare to scold us Ergouzi, we will spray it to autism, spray it to your despair, and shut down your Weibo and Tieba.

This feeling is so fucking.

At first, there were still a few small fresh meats that did scratch, but when they ended miserably, others did not dare to scratch again.

Anyway...

Lu Yuan is now a magical existence in the entertainment industry.

Although he was scolded very harshly, no one thought that Lu Yuan would be finished because of it...

This person is a big cancer in the entertainment industry.

And it is the kind of disgusting tumor that drains pus to scum.

He is so jumpy and so upset to you!

Do you want to hack him?

Sorry.

You have to line up.

So many people hack him, how old are you?

Many people in the circle are really annoyed by Lu Yuan, and they can't wait for the heavens to drop thunder and kill him.

On the morning of March 30.

There is only one day left until April 1st.

The review results of "This Man Comes From Earth" came out, and the relevant departments meant that it would need to be edited and revised.

It will not be allowed to be released until after the revision.

Lu Yuan scratched his head after looking at the review result. He didn't think there was anything, so he corrected it. It's not a big deal which movie was not corrected before the release?

This is normal.

but……

After counting the time, he was stunned.

He found that he might be releasing pigeons.

The fastest time to modify the editing is two days, and after finishing it, it has to be reviewed by the relevant department again. Only after the last pass can the screening be allowed...

and so……

The movie will not be released on April 1st.

and so……

Maybe he will be scolded again?

Lu Yuan even thought of what movie fans would scold.

"The advertisement is so loud, where is your special movie?"

"What's so special about you...Is April 1st really April Fool's Day?"

Anyway...

It should be this kind of curse.

Forget it.

Let the pigeons be released, or curse when you scold...

Anyway, I am not afraid of being overwhelmed by a lot of debt?

Lu Yuan shook his head.

Are you afraid of being scolded anyway if you are so shameless?

Shameless people are invincible, isn't it?

Let's talk about it later.

At noon on March 30th, someone from Lu Yuan's company...

Liu Bangshun is here.

He came to discuss with Lu Yuan the new documentary program "China on the Bite of the Tongue"...