I Really Didn’t Want to Be Famous

Dogs biting people are not in the news.

Because it is so common.

Who has not been bitten by a dog?

After all, it's not such explosive news as people biting dogs.

If it can be on the news, it is really abnormal.

But in the remote area, it’s on. Not only is it on the entertainment section of the news, but the popularity is not low. In just one night, the following comments have exceeded tens of thousands...

But the content of the message was strange, such as: "I know why Lu Ergouzi is called Lu Ergouzi. It turns out that he was bitten twice by a dog!" "The rumor is self-defeating. "The King of Noodle Songs"" "I think it's time for someone to fulfill their promise to eat SHI live?"

This evening, the words Zhou Shuaihe Chishi and Lu Ergou became hot search terms on the Internet.

Zhou Shuai’s Weibo broke the news that Lu Yuan had participated in the show "Crossover Masked Singer".

At first, the netizens were skeptical, but after seeing Zhou Shuai swear by his personal reputation and even the gambling of eating SHI on live broadcast and accompanied by a self-portrait proof video, some netizens believed it.

After all, no one on the Internet swears by this level of revelation!

Zhou Shuai's swearing behavior is really touching in the eyes of netizens!

Who dares to take a selfie video and say "eat SHI"?

At least this is the first time.

So they think that the contestant who sang "Brother" wearing the red tiger headgear on the show was mostly Lu Yuan.

After all, it seems that the height is about the same, it does seem to make a little sense.

but……

There is always a little bit of drama in this world...

When netizens thought that the man in the red tiger headgear was Lu Yuan, news broke out in Hengdian that Lu Yuan was bitten by a dog during the crew and was taken to the hospital. The dramatic thing is that almost at the same time the contestant with the red tiger head was photographed by reporters in training. I practiced songs in the room, and I was in good condition, and even made a joke with the reporter...

After seeing this, the netizens were stunned.

The next moment the netizens are crazy!

The news photos of Lu Yuan being bitten by a dog and sent to the hospital are constantly being reposted by netizens. At the same time, a picture of Zhou Shuai about to eat SHI live was cut. There are countless ridicules and even spoof pictures on Weibo. Circulated above...

As for Zhou Shuai's Weibo? …

Shuai Zhou's Weibo exploded!

In the early morning of the next day, when Zhou Shuai boarded Weibo as usual, and was about to post some gossip news, he suddenly saw countless SHI messages and photos of Lu Yuan being bitten by a dog and taken to the hospital...

Zhou Shuai's face is pale!

He turned around and fell off his chair in an instant!

He only has the words SHI on live broadcast in his mind...

"Lu Ergouzi, Cao, do you want to cheat me like this, even if you cheat my money, you still provide false information..."

"Grass, you are still not a human being!"

Zhou Shuai wants to cry!

But cry without tears!

How to do?

What should he do now?

In order to prove that the revelations he took were absolutely true, he vowed to make a video and said some very exaggerated swearing words...

Bang bang bang...

Now it hurts to be beaten in the face!

Now even if I say that Weibo has been hacked, these tricks are completely useless.

Do you really want to live broadcast...

Lu Manzi, you bastard!

What are you doing to be bitten by a dog!

You killed me!

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Being bitten by a dog on the news made Lu Yuan dumbfounded.

But he naturally doesn't like being bitten by a dog.

At first, he just wanted to show his affinity for small animals in front of everyone.

He didn't think he had an accident at all.

Fortunately, the bite of the dog is not deep and it will not affect him. After filming, he barely accepted it.

Is it that I am destined to be unable to pretend?

Forget it!

If you don't pretend to be forced, you won't be able to pretend to be forced.

An honest person like me is really not suitable for acting...

After the injection and bandaging, Lu Yuan returned to the crew...

"What did you eat, such a dangerous dog was brought over to film, Grass! What if Ayuan is bitten and injured? How do you do things, you won't lead a gentler pet dog?"

"Director Wei...this...you said the crew should save money, and the price of pet dogs is a bit expensive..."

"So where did you bring this dog?"

"The slaughterhouse... I bought it for a hundred dollars... Then, Director Wei, how to deal with this dog?"

"Ciao, what should I do, let Pharaoh slaughter this dog and eat it, and I can add food tonight..."

"Oh……"

When Lu Yuan returned to the crew, he saw Fatty Wei scolding Qian Zhong with his hands on his hips.

Qian Zhong lowered his head to express his grievance, but he didn't dare to refute Fatty Wei's words, so he could only let Fatty Wei roar like a grandson.

The big yellow dog seemed to know that he was in trouble, so he huddled in the corner and watched all this in fear.

After the reprimand, Fatty Wei turned his head and glanced at Wang Long.

Wang Long hesitated after seeing Fatty Wei's eyes.

"Director Wei, um, even if this dog is made into dog meat, it doesn't cost much, or else leave it first?"

"Leave it for what? Let it continue to bite?"

"Except for mad dogs, other dogs will not bite people for no reason..."

"Pharaoh, we are filming, not a charity organization, you know... the things that can't be used should be eliminated!"

"I know, but..."

"It’s nothing, but I said slaughter it. Okay, if you delay it, today’s shooting time will be wasted. Go and prepare. A Yuan will be back soon... Qian Zhong, you fucking, I’ll give it to You have a task, do you hurry up and get a gentler dog to know!"

"Oh oh oh..."

"Hey..." Wang Long reluctantly glanced at the earthy dog ​​shivering in the corner, and then looked back at the skinning knife, seeming to sigh slightly and then walked towards the earthy dog.

The big yellow dog shivered even more after seeing the skinning knife.

Just at this time……

"No need to find it, just use it."

"Ayuan, you..."

"It's okay. The pet dog doesn't have that smell. The script has to show that it is a stray dog. This dog is quite suitable." Lu Yuan glanced at the brown dog in the corner and then silently bent over. Take the bread and put it beside the dog.

Lu Yuan inexplicably saw a sense of fear and defense in the face of the unknown world from the look of this dog.

It bites people just to not want to be hurt, not to go crazy.

It is not a mad dog.

He agreed with Wang Long's words, he felt that dogs would not bite people for no reason.

Maybe it was really frightened to mock it by myself.

"Ohh Ohh ohh."

The natural yellow dog took his nose and sniffed. Although he wanted to eat it, he looked at Lu Yuan and his eyes were still wary.

"Eat, don't be afraid." Lu Yuan pointed to the bread and stepped back a little.

"Woo, woo..." The big yellow dog seemed to hesitate, and finally lowered his head to take a small bite. When he saw that Lu Yuan hadn't cut it with a stick or a knife, he finally relieved himself and ate it slowly.

After eating, it shrank into the corner timidly again, and Lu Yuan walked over as if he had completely forgotten the bite and touched it with his hands boldly. Of course, although he was bold, he moved very cautiously.

"Ayuan, don't mess around..." Fatty Wei worried.

It was afraid that the dog would give Lu Yuan's hand here.

"nothing."

"Roar, roar!"

"Don't worry, I won't hurt you, be good..."

"be good……"

This time, although the big yellow dog still grinned and growled, it did not immediately rush to bite Lu Yuan as before...

And it was shivering and letting Lu Yuan touch it, and then when he knew that Lu Yuan was really not malicious, it stretched out its tongue and licked Lu Yuan's hand...

"A dog is not the same as a person. As long as you treat him well, he will remember your goodness... In the slaughterhouse, he is probably scared enough. This state is very suitable for the first encounter..."

"I have a feeling that this dog is really suitable for making this movie..."

"Pet dogs really don't have the feeling of this type of dog, look at its eyes..."

"It should look good..."

Lu Yuan suddenly thought of such a self-talking line in the script.

He suddenly felt a little bit emotional.

Fatty Wei scratched his head thoughtfully.

Its eyes?

What look does it have?

……………………………………

"On the street where people come and go, homeless Wang Jiaming turned the garbage dump as usual, and then saw a big yellow dog in the garbage dump.

After Wang Jiaming saw the big yellow dog, he stared for a while...

Then he felt that this dog looked a lot like him.

They are all so pitiful, all so timid, all aimlessly alive and waiting for death.

Then he thought of a series of past events...thinking of his own life...

He subconsciously beckoned to the dog. "

This is the plot of the second encounter.

Of course, the second episode of the first encounter between man and dog did not go well!

After all, this is a real dog, and a dog that has never been trained, so many shots are difficult to take.

The shooting progress was naturally delayed, and the plot that could have been filmed in half a day was actually filmed in two days.

This will undoubtedly overspend the budget.

Lu Yuan said that he didn’t feel distressed. It was fake, but it wasn’t all bad. At least the dog’s eyes were expressive, always showing that kind of loneliness and timidity. This kind of eyes matched Lu Yuan, a wanderer, unexpectedly inexplicable. There was a kind of emotional rendering power, and even several staff members in the crew had inexplicably sour throats when they filmed the scene of the encounter between people and dogs.

Lu Yuan's act of smoking after putting on makeup has a decadent sigh.

Originally, the funny scene of Lu Yuan lowering his head and picking up his cigarette **** seemed uncomfortable now.

Whether it was Fatty Wei, Li Qing, or Qian Zhong, watching Lu Yuan a little dazed.

They felt that Lu Yuan's control over the characters had exceeded their expectations.

The sun is setting.

When the last shot of the second paragraph was lonely, Lu Yuan looked at the sky, and then led the dog to the distance.

His shadow is swaying, it looks a little staggering...

Then this shot gradually stretched, stretched...

"knock off!"

After seeing this scene, Fatty Wei shouted at Lu Yuan in surprise!

With this shout, the shooting of "Wanderers" finally entered the formal plot mode...

In other words, Lu Yuan's unique plot model.

………………………………

October 20.

The night is quiet.

"Wangwangwang!"

"Hold the grass..."

"What the hell……"

"Hold the grass, help..."

All the lights of the "Remote" film company suddenly turned on.

When Lu Yuan opened the door, he found that a man was thrown on the ground by a big yellow dog, his clothes bitten like a beggar.

"Zhou Shuai? What are you sneaking in!"

Under the lights...

Lu Yuan saw that Zhou Shuai was dressed in black and his whole body was muddy...

The big yellow dog bit Zhou Shuai's leg, and bite tightly...

"Lu Manzi, Nima...you killed me!"

Zhou Shuai cried.

Crying very sad...