I Randomly Have a New Career Every Week

Chapter 245

"What can I do?"

"I'll tell you a story, listen to it."

Ji Qingyan nodded with a serious look.

"One day, an elephant pulled papa on the grass. After pulling the papa, he found that there was no paper. A little white rabbit came. The elephant said, little white rabbit, do you shed hair? Little white rabbit can't tell. , And then the elephant wiped its **** with the white rabbit."

"It's disgusting, you can't say anything else."

"Don't worry, I haven't finished it yet." Lin Yi said:

"The next day, the elephant was eating. After the meal, he found that there was no paper to wipe his mouth. A little black rabbit came next to him. The elephant asked, little black rabbit, do you shed hair? Little black rabbit can't tell. Ah, then the elephant wiped his mouth with the little black rabbit."

"Then the little black rabbit said, Tiezi, I am the little white rabbit yesterday."

"what--!"

"Lin Yi, you are disgusting, and you told me not to eat!"

Ji Qingyan had the urge to go crazy, and only hated that his legs were not long enough, otherwise he would be able to kick him away.

"Didn't I help you lose weight?" Lin Yi said with a smile, "Do you have an appetite now?"

"It's going to be disgusting." Ji Qingyan said: "Don't eat, don't eat."

"Look, the effect is achieved."

"I don't eat, and you can't eat it either. I will relax for a while and then I can eat it."

"I even took out my assassin. You can still eat it? Are you an elephant?"

"Lin Yi, I will kill you!"

Ji Qingyan rushed over in despair, and pressed Lin Yi to the sofa.

"Dare you come with me? Believe it or not, I scratch your feet."

"I'm wearing shoes today, you can't take them off."

"Then I'll change the place."

"I'm not afraid of itching anywhere else, your trick won't work."

Creak--

"Senior Sister..."

The door of the office was pushed open at this moment, and time seemed to stop at this moment.

"I, is it a bit out of time for me to come?" He Yuanyuan asked tentatively.

"Don't get me wrong, it's not what you think." Ji Qingyan explained in a panic, his face like a ripe peach.

This hasn't reached a point yet, why did she come.

What a shame.

"Sister, don't worry, you explain it slowly, I'll listen." He Yuanyuan said: "I really want to know, besides applauding for love, what else can be used in this posture."

"what's wrong with you!"

Lin Yi yelled, "I'm such an adult, why don't I wink at all, go out quickly, and come back in two hours!"

"Two hours?"

He Yuanyuan stared, "Boss cowhide, I will leave now."

"What to go! Just stay here!" Ji Qingyan said.

"That's not good." Lin Yi said with difficulty.

"What's wrong!"

"It's mainly two at once. I'm afraid the body will not be able to take it."

"Huh?"

Ji Qingyan was stunned for a moment, and then he understood what Lin Yi meant.

"Lin Yi, if you're talking nonsense, I'll choke you to death." Ji Qing said angrily: "Get up, what are you doing lying down."

"Uh, all right."

"Hey, it's so sour. We've known each other for so many years, and it's the first time to see a senior sister wearing a jersey. Boss, you are really beautiful."

"It's just showing a leg, it's just drizzle."

"It's all drizzling?"

He Yuanyuan showed the expression of someone who came by, as if she was saying, I know everything.

"That's right, it's nothing."

He Yuanyuan smiled ambiguously, "Since the elder sister won't let me go, I won't go. It just happens that lunch hasn't settled yet."

He Yuanyuan was not polite this time.

Pick up the chopsticks and start eating directly.

Ji Qingyan was unhappy. I asked for this for a long time before making it for me. Why did you eat it!

Thinking of this, Ji Qingyan took his mobile phone and sent Lin Yi to WeChat.

Ji Qingyan: "You go tell a story to Yuanyuan."

Lin Yi: "Hmm? What story do you tell?"

Ji Qingyan: "The story of the little white rabbit and the elephant."

Lin Yi: "Why do you tell her this story?"

Ji Qingyan: "If you let her eat all the food you cook for me, what should I eat? I can't let her take advantage of it."

Lin Yi: "What's the matter with this? Didn't she eat it once before? Didn't you say anything."

Ji Qingyan: "Isn't that the first time, just eat it once, I haven't eaten it a few times yet."

Lin Yi:? ? ?

What kind of psychology is this!

Ji Qingyan: "Go quickly."

Under the coercion and lure of Ji Qingyan, Lin Yi coughed lightly and said:

"Yuanyuan, how about let me tell you a little story about dinner."

"Okay, it just happens that I can eat more." He Yuanyuan said.

"The story is like this. There used to be an elephant on the grassland..."

"Haha..."

At the beginning, He Yuanyuan laughed and stunned Lin Yi.

I haven't started talking yet, you laughed a little wool?

"Boss, is the story you want to tell a story about an elephant holding a white rabbit and wiping his ass?"

"How did you know?"

"I've heard it before." He Yuanyuan said while eating, not affected at all.

"There is a follow-up." Lin Yi said: "I will tell you next."

"I also know that behind, I wiped my mouth with the little black rabbit the next day, isn't it?"

"Do you even know this?"

"That's right." He Yuanyuan said with a piece of ribs:

"There is a third paragraph in this story. On the third day, a little hedgehog came. The elephant took it to pick his teeth. The little squirrel said, I am the little white rabbit the day before yesterday."

"vomit--"

Before He Yuanyuan could explain why the little white rabbit became a hedgehog, Ji Qingyan couldn't stand it anymore.

I rushed to the bathroom and retched.

When she came out, her face turned pale, looking at the four dishes and one soup on the table, she couldn't eat anymore.

"Senior Sister, why did you throw up?!" He Yuanyuan was stunned, "Isn't it happy? Don't you say that you two are innocent? You can get an accident?"

"What's your joy, do you know how disgusting the story you tell is."

"Is it disgusting? Isn't this a little story about dinner? How come you take it seriously."

With that said, He Yuanyuan ate a piece of ribs with relish, not to mention how fragrant it was.

Ji Qingyan:...

I have the heart to want to die.

Like He Yuanyuan, Lin Yi ate lunch smoothly without being affected at all.

On the contrary, Ji Qingyan, the eager initiator, didn't eat a bite.

After the meal, He Yuanyuan took the initiative to clean up the waste in the kitchen and then returned to the office.

"Aren't you talking about investment? Let's start now." Lin Yi said.

Because there is something to talk about, but everyone is looking straight.

"The procedures of Lingyun Capital have been completed, and it can officially start operations in the near future." He Yuanyuan flipped through the documents on her hand and said:

"Besides, on the foundation side, the interview will start tomorrow. You, the big boss behind the scenes, do you want to come and take a look?"

"I don't look at the process, I only look at the result. You and Lao Qi can check this matter." Lin Yi said:

"Later, I will give you 1 billion. UU reading www.uukanshu.com will be used for the operation of the foundation. The assistance plan will first focus on orphanages and then radiate the poverty-stricken mountainous areas across the country."

"I have something to say." Ji Qingyan interjected:

"I think that now, we must focus on the business of Lingyun Group, supplemented by the foundation. Putting money into the foundation will very likely affect the development of the company's other businesses. We can only do our best to do charity. And OK."

Six more!

Tomorrow, I'm going to apply for a household registration for my child, and I'm going to Harbin.

I will try my best to keep up with the update, so please don't worry.

The weather is hot, pay attention to prevent heatstroke and cool down.

I also wish the disaster in the south end soon.

Thank you book friend [looking] [Mu Ge] for the book coins rewarded, thank you.

(End of this chapter)