I, Naruto, Will Never Be A Virgin

Chapter 1 I, Uzumaki Naruto, will never be a Virgin

“Go away, demon fox! I won’t sell you anything here! You broom star!”

A fat middle-aged man pushed Uzumaki Naruto to the ground and looked at him with disgust.

“This demon fox should be killed, but it’s a pity that Lord Third Hokage is too kind.”

“My parents died at the hands of the demon fox twelve years ago. If Fourth Hokage hadn’t sacrificed himself, I’m afraid I would have died long ago.”

“Hurry up, no one in Konoha Village will sell you anything! Damn it!”

…

The insults and humiliations of other villagers came from around, like a knife, piercing Naruto’s heart with one knife.

Uzumaki Naruto was pushed to the ground, looked at each other blankly, and sighed in his heart:

“Sure enough, like Naruto in the original book, it is difficult to buy food. I am afraid I can only steal it or go fishing in the river by myself.”

Obviously, the Uzumaki Naruto in front of me has long been replaced by a Hokage fan from the earth.

When he was playing the Hokage mobile game at the time, he was confused in the pop-up dialog box named [Destiny Selection System] and chose the option 1 or 2.

Then, he became Uzumaki Naruto in a daze.

And within half an hour after this crossing, I fully realized the feeling of being cast aside by everyone around me.

This feeling is very bad, making him very aggrieved, as if a volcano is about to erupt in his heart.

“Ding Dong! [Fate Selection System] is loaded.”

“Novice task release: Solve the problem of eating.”

“One, the Virgin’s choice: beg the fat boss, ask him to have mercy on himself and sell himself some food.

Reward: [Our Lady’s Halo] One. ”

“Second, the devil’s choice: take revenge on the fat boss who bullied himself, and use violence to control violence.

Reward: [Deidara Explosion Style Blood Succession Limit]. ”

Uzumaki Naruto stared blankly at the “fate selection system” in his mind, and raised his brow. Could it be that this is the culprit that allowed him to travel into this world.

He was depressed, and there was another gurgling sound in his stomach. At this time, he was already hungry and could only helplessly say to the fat boss and surrounding villagers:

“I’m really not a demon fox, think about it, if I am a demon fox, why don’t I eat you? Why am I still buying food from you?”

“That’s because the great Lord Third Hokage has subdued you, you can’t transform into a demon fox!”

“Yes! But you are still a damn demon fox, and the demon fox should be executed!”

…

The insults from onlookers came from the villagers, and they didn’t listen to Naruto’s explanation at all.

The fat boss of the shop showed a sneer at the corner of his mouth. He turned around and walked back to the shop to bring a carton of milk and hand it to Naruto.

Seeing this, Naruto was overjoyed and stood up gratefully, bowed to the fat boss, and went to pick up the milk with both hands.

There was an incredible voice from the surrounding villagers.

At this moment, the fat boss twisted his body, turned around and poured the milk into a broken bowl next to him.

Naruto recognized the bowl, which was the bowl of a puppy raised by the other party.

“The demon fox should be eating on the ground with four legs? Would you like to lick the milk in this bowl?” The fat boss looked at Naruto with a sneer and said.

“Hahaha!”

“You see him like a dog!”

“Hurry up and eat, demon fox, hurry up!”

…

There was laughter and sarcasm from the villagers around.

Naruto bowed and reached out to take the milk stiffly, his face flushed and angry.

He looked at the system interface in his mind and made the second choice without hesitation.

“Ding Dong! Congratulations to the Host for making the choice and rewarding [Deidara Explosion Style Blood Succession Boundary]! Please complete the task within one day, otherwise the reward will be withdrawn!”

“Dingdong! Host will receive a special reward after completing this novice mission.”

Naruto glanced at the ugly faces of the villagers around him, wrote down their faces one by one, and engraved them in his mind.

Then he stood up from the ground, grabbed a handful of dirt inadvertently with his right hand, turned and walked towards the house.

According to memory, Naruto’s home is opposite the shop, on a dilapidated two-story building.

He is the only one living in the entire small building, but only the corner room on the second floor belongs to him.

Hungry, he heated the only box of expired milk left at home and drank it.

Then, there was no more food.

The milk was stolen from the shop opposite by Naruto before, and for this, he was severely beaten by the fat boss.

Soon, night fell.

Uzumaki Naruto lay on the bed and recalled the short failure of his previous life, and said goodbye to it:

“I can’t go back anyway. From now on, I am Uzumaki Naruto, and Uzumaki Naruto is me!”

It is the 60th year of Konoha. When the plot begins, tomorrow is the graduation exam for the Ninja School.

He now wants to make up for it, and it is impossible to strengthen his cultivation.

What’s more, he still has important things to do tonight.

Five hours later, the night became darker and the entire Konoha Village fell into silence.

Naruto was lying on the bed, with his hands hidden in the bed, and both palms had a hideous mouth. He was chewing on the dirt he grabbed from the ground before and turning them into special explosive clay.

Deidara’s Explosion Style is to mix your own Chakra into ordinary soil through the special big mouth in the palm of your hand to get white detonating clay, then make the detonating clay into various flexible animals, and finally explode these clay animals to attack the enemy.

Now, after five hours of production, fifty tiny clay ants have been produced.

Although he couldn’t help being angry and intolerable when he thought of the fat boss’s bad attitude towards him during the day, he decided to spare his life and teach the other party a profound lesson. After all, he had never killed anyone.

So, he sent only thirty clay ants, along the cracks in the floor, one by one out of the door, into the opposite shop.

This shop is located in the front yard of the house, and the fat boss who bullied Naruto lives in the back yard of the house.

Naruto first gathered all the fifteen clay ants in the front yard, then hid his head in the bed, and shouted in excitement:

“Art is an explosion!”

“boom!”

The front yard shop opposite was directly blown to the ground!

All the glass in Naruto’s house was shattered, but he didn’t care at all, stood up pretending to be panicked, and ran to the door to check the effect of his explosion.

He saw the fat boss running out of the backyard with his bare buttocks, crying bitterly at the ruins of the shop, and he couldn’t bear it.

He felt that what he had done was a bit too much, and there was no need to really blow up the shop and scare the fat boss.

He was a Miyoshi citizen in his previous life and had never done anything to bully.

Although this explosion did not hurt anyone, it still awakened the entire Konoha Village that had been in Chengping for a long time.

Third Hokage rushed here, but did not show up. Instead, he first communicated with the Anbu ninja who was monitoring Naruto, and found that there was nothing unusual in Jinchūriki, so he was relieved.

“Why did you just bullied Naruto in the afternoon, and your shop exploded in the evening? Is someone fighting for Naruto?”

Some villagers whispered to the fat boss.

As soon as this person said, the surrounding villagers also guessed.

The fat boss looked up at the second floor opposite with a bit of fear, and when he saw Naruto looking at him calmly, he was panicked, and quickly turned his gaze back.

Secretly Third Hokage frowned. He just thought of this possibility, thinking of someone who might do so.

When Naruto heard what the villagers said, he was overjoyed. He felt that his purpose had been achieved and that others would not bully him anymore, so he was about to turn around and go back to sleep.

At this time, the villagers downstairs continued to talk.

“Nonsense, if someone really fights against that demon fox, why not just give the demon fox something to eat?”

“That’s right! That monster fox is a catastrophe. Did you forget that he almost destroyed the entire Konoha Village twelve years ago?

“That’s right, I said in the afternoon, don’t let that demon fox approach your shop, look, I was right, your shop exploded at night!”

“Why didn’t this explosion kill the demon fox!”

“We will go to Master Third Hokage tomorrow and let him put that demon fox to death! Master Hokage is so kind, he will definitely agree.”

…

Listening to the persuasion of the surrounding villagers, the fat boss no longer felt afraid, but became angry. He pointed to Naruto who was upstairs opposite and shouted:

“Damn demon fox! I blame you for this broom star! I will go to your house to beat you up tomorrow morning!”

Standing in the dark, Third Hokage heard that the villagers were indifferent to Naruto’s insults, but carefully observed Naruto’s reaction.

Naturally, he will not be affected by the villagers’ comments, because he knows that there are always Anbu ninjas around Naruto, and there is no chance for others to give Naruto food.

And Naruto, who had just turned around and was about to go back to sleep, lowered his head after hearing the insults from the surrounding villagers and the fat boss, and took a step forward, leaving the whole person in darkness.

He didn’t want anyone to see the hideous color on his face at this moment!