I Might Be A Fake Cultivator

System Tip: False Taoist Xiao An has joined the group.

However, this chat group seems to be talking about something hot, and it immediately took the news that Anlin joined the group.

Anlin was also happy to be a little transparent, and observed it with interest.

Mu Niu Dao: "I really don't believe that the two-color ball that will open in the next period will be this number!"

Baifa Baizhong God operator: "Believe it or not, this kind of dream is not good, once it appears, the accuracy rate is so high that I am afraid! I watched the lottery every night and fell asleep. After so long, I dreamed. The lottery number of the two-color ball. Anyway, I have already bought a hundred bets, I want to short the prize pool!"

An Lin: "..."

Dream sound fairy: "Don't really say that the accuracy of the dreams of the hundred-hundred-year-old **** operator is indeed high. Last time he dreamed of playing in the East China Sea, encountering an earthquake, drowned by the tsunami, the whole person was scared to wet the bed! ”

"The result was not a few days. The coast of Japan really came to a magnitude 9 earthquake and a tsunami. The **** operator gave the wooden cow a chance to buy ten bets. It is all about sending money. Who can't go with the money?"

The Baifa Baizhong God operator is dissatisfied: "Hey, even if you praise me, don't take the black history of my bedwetting as an example!"

The atomic bomb fairy sent a smile expression: "The thing you have to wet the bed is exposed by your master. It is no secret, everyone in the group knows, what is it so shy?"

An Lin: "..."

Everyone knows? I don't know, hello!

Saying that immortals will also wet the bed! Even if you are scared of urine, it is too unreliable!

Baifa Baizhong God operator: "Forget it, the wooden bulls don't want to, I still give this chance to win the savior, @Savior, is it?"

Jin Yuzi: "The Savior ran to the United States to steal cutting-edge military technology, no time!"

The Baifa Baizhong God operator heard a horrified expression: "The last time I went to the United States, I secretly moved my hands on the nuclear bomb launching procedure. I also added a method to the nuclear bomb silo. This time he wants to make a plane! ?"

Jin Yuzi made a smile: "Don't know!"

The monks in the group had cold and sweaty expressions, while others were pictures of laughter.

And Anlin is completely forced.

Hands on the nuclear bomb launcher program! ? In the nuclear bomb silo plus array method! ? Stealing cutting-edge military technology! ?

Lying in the trough, is this group of monks really protecting the earth? Is it really not everyone who is going to destroy the earth? ?

Anlin felt that she had entered a fake monk group.

He silently moved his hand over the button "Exit the group"...

Just then, a message suddenly popped up in the group.

Tianlingling: "Everyone should not talk about it first. Welcome to our new group of friends, "Fake Taoist Xiao An"!"

Dream Sound Fairy: "Oh, I just saw his news of the group. I didn't have time to ask. What is the new Taoist friend's Tianjiao?"

If you can enter the top monk chat group in China, the status and strength will not be bad, so the dream fairy will ask.

Since there are people in the group who ask him questions, An Lin naturally has to speak.

False Taoist Xiao An: "Forehead, the words of Zongmen... Isn’t the heavens counted?"

Dream Sound Fairy: "..."

Baifa Baizhong God operator: "..."

Wood Bullsman: "..."

Atomic bomb fairy: "..."

Jin Yuzi, who has always spoken and concise, couldn’t help but open his mouth: "Don't you say that the friend is from heaven?"

False Taoist Xiao An: "Well, yeah."

Baifa Baizhong God operator: "The trough! The immortal is coming!"

Then, he seemed to realize what he was, and immediately changed his mouth: "Oh, no! Welcome to the immortal to bring the adults to the group to guide the work!"

Dream Sound Fairy: "Welcome the Immortal!"

Atomic Bomb Fairy: "Welcome the Immortal!"

Jin Yuzi: "Welcome the immortal!"

Glass real people: "Welcome the immortal!"

......

Numerous diving friends began to take their heads, unify the formation, and began a welcoming ceremony...

There are hundreds of monks in this chat group, and nearly half of them are blown up.

Others estimate that they are retreating or doing other things, so there is no risk.

Anlin was shocked by the enthusiasm of the group friends. Heaven often has monks to perform tasks. It is often happening to connect with the Chinese military and the mortal monks. Are they so enthusiastic every time?

What he did not know was that Tian Lingling invited him to join the group. It was actually a behavior that was on the rise.

In the past, the monks who were sent in the heavens did not like to use the words, or felt that there was no need to rely on the power of the mortal monks, so they rarely entered the group. People who were invited to join the group like him did not have one in a year.

Liuli real person: "What is the name of the immortal?"

Although many monks in the group use the nickname as a nickname, this "false priest Xiaoan" is obviously not a slogan.

An Lin blinked, and he really didn't think about the issue.

False Taoist Xiao An: "I don't have a number. Everyone calls my name Anlin."

Baifa Baizhong God operator: "Well, let's say, the first time Ansong came to the mortal world? If you don't understand anything, even if you ask us, we will patiently answer for you!"

All the friends in the group are called, and it is obvious that Anlin is regarded as a fairy who does not eat human fireworks.

False Taoist Xiao An: "God is a friend of the opera, please don't call my predecessor, I am only 19 years old! In fact, I have lived in the mortal world for more than 18 years, and I have only recently gone to heaven to practice!"

The people in the group were shocked.

Liu Lizhen: "I was the first to hear about the mortal monks who could go to heaven."

The Baifa Baizhong God operator echoed: "And I didn't expect Anlin Daoyou to be so young! It is a hero boy!"

Can be a sergeant, is not a strong high-powered generation, the students of Xiuxian United University, there are many mixed graduates have no chance to go down once, showing that the threshold of their strength requirements is not generally high.

If you want to ask, why do these students who can't go to school still have to learn "everything to learn", isn't that a waste of time?

Anlin feels that this problem can be explained by the education system of China:

Many students have studied English for more than ten years. How many opportunities do they have to communicate with foreigners?

It’s not that Chinese and Chinese people talk to each other about English, or they’re watching foreign language films, and they’re self-proclaimed in English.

Can really use English to the real thing, after all, is still a minority...

Dreamy Fairy: "Where did the Anlin Daoyou go to Heaven before, where did the teacher come from?"

The crowd was also very curious to wait for An Lin’s answer.

Being able to teach such a genius boy, his sect must be very good.

Moreover, this is a big event for the entire mortal monk community.

Anlin saw the news, some helplessly scratched his head, where did he go before the court?

Professor Chen from Huaqing University?

Or do you want to tell the teachers from kindergarten to university?

Obviously, they are not asking this...

So, Anlin had to answer honestly.

False Taoist Xiao An: "Well, before I went to heaven, I haven't started to cultivate immortals. Haha, now think about it, I only touched Xiu Xian for about half a year."

An Lin said that this sentence is actually very embarrassing. People like him who have been practicing for six months are respected by so many monks. Rao is his cheeky face and some can't bear it.

However, no one cares about his feelings. All people are only staring at the word: "Half!"

Jin Yuzi: "I took the liberty to ask, what is the repair of Anlin Daoyou at this time?"

False Taoist Xiao An: "The amount ~www.readwn.com~ is not very high, only the body of the road is nine."

When Jin Yuzi heard this sentence, he almost squirted old blood on the computer.

God special repair is not high!

The group that was still in the heat before suddenly became silent.

All the monks were stunned by the "half-year" of the chat message and the "six-segment of the body of the Tao."

Tian Lingling even opened her mobile phone and asked Xu Xiaolan, who was next to her, to ask: "Lan Lan, I asked you a question. What did Amrin do when he came to heaven? What is it now?"

Xu Xiaolan heard a smile and said: "When you come, the body of the Tao is zero, and now the realm is already the body of the Tao. He is the number one star of our school, you don't underestimate him!"

Anlin shook his head, and the Lord was here. Tian Lingling, this Nizi actually ran to ask Xu Xiaolan! ?

Isn’t he convinced if he said something?

Compared to An Lin’s helplessness, Tian Lingling is stupid.

She has cultivated for more than ten years, and has elevated her realm to the eight-segment of the Tao, far surpassing the monks of her peers, which makes her very confident in her talents.

However, Anlin actually went to the nine sections of the Taoist body after half a year of cultivation! ?

Tian Lingling’s eyes were wet, and Anlin destroyed all her pride.

For a long time, she trembled to enter information in her mobile phone:

Tianlingling: "You friends, I just asked another fairy."

"It is true from her mouth that what Anlin said is true! He did practice for half a year, and he changed from the zero body of the Tao to the nine!"

Tian Lingling’s words are like a bomb falling into a calm lake.

The group of monks who were scared by Anlin to fall into silence, instantly exploded!