I Might Be A Fake Cultivator

Anlin injected the air machine into the accent of Su Xiaoyun, and called Huang Shanshan to help get two ID cards.

One is called Su Xiaoyun, and the other is Bai Dachun.

Later, he bought a mobile phone for the two and set up a card.

After the busy time, three faces were forced.

Anlin found a very serious problem. Nima Dabai and Su Xiaoyun did not understand Chinese! Dabai did not learn, Su Xiaoyun did not learn, it is completely two nerds, to a mobile phone to do hair! ?

Xu Xiaolan is very enthusiastic about teaching Su Xiaoyun to use a mobile phone, at least to teach her how to make and receive calls from mobile phones. Dabai also actively followed Anlin's study. The thick dog claws carefully manipulated the mobile phone, and his expression was both excited and excited, and he looked like a battlefield.

Whisper.

"Hey."

Huang Shanshan’s micro-information appeared a message.

Someone asked to add a friend, and the message "I am Bai Dachun".

Accept.

Bai Dachun: "Shan Shan is good, I am Bai Dachun!"

Huang Shanshan: "Well, you are the pet beast around Anlin?"

Bai Dachun: "Yes, you really remember me."

Dabai was very excited, and then sent a full **** self-portrait to Huang Shanshan.

Bai Dachun: "Handy?"

Huang Shanshan: "..."

Bai Dachun: "What position do you like, I will shoot it for you."

Later, he sent a full-nature self-portrait to Huang Shanshan.

Huang Shanshan: "..."

Bai Dachun: "What do you mean by sending a little bit?"

However, the words of Dabai did not go out.

The system prompts: "You and Huang Shanshan are not friends. If you want to talk, please add friends first."

Dabai listened to Angu's oral translation and jumped straight up: "Ah? Shanshan sister deleted me? How could this be, what am I doing wrong? No, it must be Ange, you pit me! Wang!"

Both typing and translation were performed by An Lin, and Dabai felt that he was pit.

Anlin didn't start with a cold face and didn't want to talk about it.

Dabai handed the phone to Xu Xiaolan, and he pleaded with grievances: "Lan Lan fairy, you look at the chat record, isn't Ang said?"

Xu Xiaolan: "..."

She glanced at her, and she really had a big white style, so she silently returned the phone to Dabai, too lazy to explain.

Dabai saw Xu Xiaolan and An Lin’s disdain and finally realized that the situation was wrong.

It muttered to himself: "Isn't my sister's way wrong? But shouldn't this sister be so embarrassed?"

An Lin’s mouth twitched slightly. He also wanted to take this opportunity to let Dabai realize his problem. I didn’t expect it to be self-aware and not saved!

Just then, his cell phone suddenly rang.

Take a look, it was actually called by Huang Shanshan.

No, is it because of the big white teasing, so the teacher asked the sin?

Anlin was a little panicked, but he still picked up the phone.

"Hey, sister Shanshan, what is it?"

"An Lin!!!" came the voice of Huang Shanshan's voice. "Yao Mingxi and Hu Guan are the players you led!!"

"Oh...yeah." Anlin was a little dumbfounded, and a bad premonition rose in his heart.

"Come on, the two people were arrested for performing acrobatics at the temple fair!" Huang Shanshan shouted.

An Lin heard more words: "Hey? Why do you want to catch people when performing an acrobatics?"

Huang Shanshan didn't have a good air. "You have seen the big stone show in the chest. Is it really crushing the big stone directly with your chest? Have you seen the swallowing performance, is it really swallowing the sword into your stomach? You have seen The fire-breathing performance is not to squirt kerosene and alcohol directly from the mouth? Ah!?"

An Lin wiped the cold sweat and replied: "I have never seen..."

Huang Shanshan sneered: "The people who attended the temple fair have all seen it."

Anlin’s body swayed and scared almost standing unsteadily: “hold the grass!”

"When Yao Mingxi and Hu Guan were arrested by the State Special Operations Department, they did not resist, and they admitted that they were in a good attitude. I will not report it to Heaven. I will send you the address, and you will go to the collar." Take them and give them an ideological and political education!" The voice of Huang Shanshan came from the phone.

"Okay, I must educate them!"

Some of Anlin regretted letting them move freely, and gave him trouble.

"Hey, give me more work, you want shi!!" Huang Shanshan complained that she hanged up.

An Lin sighed and opened the phone, and moved to the position coordinates of Huang Shanshan.

Xu Xiaolan and Su Xiaoyun continue to go shopping in the capital. It is the responsibility of the captain to catch people. It has nothing to do with them, so there is no need to follow them.

Only Tian Lingling was still following the Anlin. There was no other reason, because the white was too good to ride.

In Henan Province, in a special detention center.

An Lin took Yao Mingxi and Hu Guan out.

The two met Anlin, and they were so excited that they were all red.

"Ang, I am sorry, I am in trouble for you. I am proposing to try the acrobatic performance. I have to fight for me." Hu Guanjing stared at An Lin, his eyes were extremely hot.

"Ang, I blame me, I didn't bring Hu Guan Xuedi, and I did such stupid things with him. I am willing to bear all the guilt!" Yao Mingxi looked at himself and looked at An Lin deeply.

Anlin took another breath, and he was most afraid of men using this look for him, and the goose bumps were all up.

He took a serious ideological and political education on the two people very seriously, often for an hour.

The two brain powders listened to the idol lectures, and they were very serious and even took out the key content of the small books.

Tian Lingling was shocked to see the heavens, and so boring things, they actually heard so embarrassed, it was refreshing her three views.

Just when Tian Lingling was asleep, and backed by the big white, An Lin finally finished speaking.

"Let's go, be careful next time."

Anlin was so tired that he began to let the two leave.

Unexpectedly, the two did not follow, and wanted to stay with Anlin.

Anlin hesitated for a moment, and ultimately it was still a slap in the face, driving away the two brain powder.

Just kidding, let the two avid men follow themselves alone, and the ghost knows what terrible things will happen.

"After finishing? Saying that your captain is really bad." Tian Lingling rolled up the maroon hair of the horns, and the small face of the powdered jade swelled a sweet smile.

An Lin looked at Tian Bai Ling and leaned against the white body, and did not want to talk.

He first struck a thunder in the commercial street of the capital city. Later, he rushed to the province to catch people, and he was accompanied by Huang Shanshan twice. Can anyone understand this bitterness?

The pressure of this captain is really not that big...

Su Xiaoyun’s problem should be solved. Now I hope that Yao Mingxi and Hu Guan can converge a little and listen to his words. Then he thanked him~www.readwn.com~ It didn’t take long for Anlin’s mobile phone to ring again. .

He looked down and suddenly, the tiger's body trembled, and Huang Shanshan!

Nothing will happen again... Anlin’s heart is called a cockroach.

"Hey, sister Shanshan, what is it?"

"An Lin!! Don Ximen is not your person!?"

Anlin heard a word, Tang Ximen is a senior in the senior school. Before leaving, he said that he was looking for an old friend. It seems that a person who is quite stable should not be blamed for anything.

He thought of it and had to say something hard: "Well... yes, Don West Gate is my team member."

"Ha! Anlin really has you, are you deliberate?"

"Sister Shanshan, what happened..."

"The door of Tang Ximen and Huashan sent a sword in Huashan, and cut the hills for a while. What did you say? Ah!?"

Anlin heard the news and was soft.

Nima! How did you get to Huashan?

"This matter is very serious. Although it is far away from the scenic spot, it destroys the material and cultural heritage of Huaguo. When you come to fish, you bring the Lingshi!! Oh, you want to put the old lady into the pit? I I don't want to protect you!" The voice of Huang Shanshan came from the phone.

Anlin was so scared that he sat on the ground, tears in his eyes.

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