I Kissed Zhenzi At The Beginning Of The Live Broadcast

Chapter 1 Sand Sculpture Water Friends

“Thank you for the big rocket sent by the big night sky eyes, thank you!”

“Thank you for the 99 fish balls sent by Zhantian Demon God, thank you!”

“Thank me for the supercar sent by Mingyue, thank you!”

…

Two hours later, Wang Hao closed the live broadcast exhaustedly.

Wang Hao is an 18-line small anchor, a senior sea drifter, in the bustling metropolis of Xiahai. A typical three-no product like Wang Hao is just a handful of them.

The blind date corners in the park sneered whenever they heard Wang Hao’s condition.

No house, no car, no household registration, it is impossible to find a wife here.

In order to make money, Wang Hao has worked in any industry, such as express delivery, takeaway, and waiter. He even worked as a street writer for a while.

It was on a website called Tadu, under the pen name of Judge Stephen.

I also wrote two novels, but I rushed to the bottom of the ditch, like “College Entrance Exam, Reborn as a Writer Again”, “Wen Dao: I Climb to the Top”

Both books have invested a lot of their own efforts, but how can you not buy it!

Looking at the meager contribution fee, Wang Hao became an eunuch in a fit of anger. The eunuch later discovered that although his book was rubbish, there were still a small number of loyal readers.

Through various clues, they got to their live broadcast room, and started frantically refreshing the screen as soon as they came in.

Finally, under Wang Hao begging for mercy in every possible way, they let them go. But from time to time, some excessive demands will be made.

Such as women’s clothing! Handstand shampoo! …

These requests Wang Hao all… agreed.

No way, people have to bow their heads under the eaves. My fragile self-esteem originally didn’t allow myself to do these things.

But that super rocket is constantly spurring himself.

Taking off the women’s clothing, Wang Hao sighed as he looked at his white and tender self in the mirror: “I am so handsome and born with a white face. Why isn’t there a rich woman to take care of me?”

“Ugh!”

Putting on a T-shirt, Wang Hao went downstairs, bought two bottles of beer and some cold dishes, and sent a courier to him by the way.

“Ha ha!”

“You actually sent me a horror video tape, do you think I will watch it?”

“funny!”

Wang Hao casually threw the video tape in his hand on the table. This is a horror video tape sent by the water friend.

Wang Hao usually broadcasts some horror games, and he also claims to be Wang Ritian, not afraid of heaven and earth.

In fact, Wang Hao had been courageous since he was young, and was naturally afraid of ghosts. When playing horror games, he turned off the sound effects.

Then put on the earphones pretendingly, so that it is neither scary nor can anyone wear it.

Then a water friend questioned Wang Hao, and Wang Hao naturally wanted to refute, saying that he was bold enough.

So in order to test Wang Hao’s courage, the water friend sent a video tape.

Naturally, Wang Hao would not go to see this thing, but he would just find a reason to prevaricate it at that time.

Think clearly about the excuses you will use tomorrow. Wang Hao begins today’s dinner. Two plates of braised pork head with three bottles of beer.

After a while, Wang Hao became dizzy. His alcohol volume was already small, and he would get drunk as long as he was drunk.

In confusion, Wang Hao actually opened the live broadcast software, and then fell on the bed unconsciously.

A loyal fan base of the little judge.

Eyes of the night sky: “Everyone, come and watch! The little judge’s stupid dick is live again.”

Dream: “???? Hasn’t he already been broadcast? Why is it on again?”

My name is Mingyue: “Just take care of him, just look at some. This time I will make him wear leather clothes and leather pants.”

…

In this way, a large crowd of people came to the live broadcast room.

The flowers bloom for ten miles as the fragrance of wine: “Making wool! Did he get drunk and then forgot to turn off the live broadcast.”

Dream: “I guess it is.”

Eyes of the night sky: “Dead eunuch, too lazy to die when writing a novel, and too lazy to die when broadcasting live.”

Heaven Slayer Demon God: “The screenshot has been taken, I will report to the group leader tomorrow and close your little black house.”

Eyes of the night sky: “Bah! Stooges!”

Heaven Slayer Demon God: “Haha! It’s shameless to take the management and scold others as running dogs.”

Eye of the night sky: “Hey hey!”

I am Mingyue: “It’s gone! It’s gone! Everyone is gone. There is nothing good about this guy sleeping.”

Just as everyone was leaving the live broadcast room, Wang Hao’s 21-inch LCD TV suddenly lit up.

A woman in white clothes crawled out of a long hair covering her face and moving slowly.

Eye of the night sky: “Oh! This dead eunuch also played some new tricks. It’s pretty good! This group performance was invited there.”

Zhantian Demon God: “The anchor doesn’t want to be pornographic! In this case… I really like it!”

Dream: “Everyone, this doesn’t seem to be an actor, something is wrong!”

The dream is also the management of the group, but in her words, even the group owner must be afraid of three points.

No way, she did everything sternly, and the group rules were all written by her. The person she muttered couldn’t even explain to the group leader.

And she was very good at reasoning. Basically, when she said something, no one in the group dared to talk back to him except for the silly and bold face of the night sky.

Eyes of the night sky: “@梦你不是死邊師 please ask it.”

Dream: “Look carefully, this TV is newly bought by the little judge.”

“The original TV is also broken, and this one hasn’t been replaced yet. This TV is on the table and there is no wall behind it. Where did the actors climb out of it!”

“And even if the socket is not plugged in, how can the TV light up the snowflake screen.”

Eyes of the night sky: “…Don’t scare me, I’m timid, you are really not his entrustment.”

Dream: “What am I doing to lie to you, can he please move me?”

Eye of the night sky: “That’s right! Unintentionally click on it! I have something to find the anchor.”

Zhantian Demon God: “Unintentionally click it! I have something to find the anchor.”

…

I am Mingyue: “It’s a pity, he is still updating the “Wen Dao: I Climb to the Top”.”

“The author died young like this, and I want a book shortage again.”

Dream: “Stop making trouble, whoever has his phone call him, do you really want to watch him die!”

Heaven Slayer Demon God: “I don’t have one.”

Eyes of the night sky: “Neither do I.”

I am Mingyue: “I have!”

Eyes of the night sky: “??? Fuck, where did you get it.”

I am Mingyue: “The author once posted a screenshot to reveal it. Although he revoked it quickly, I still found it.”

Dream: “What are you doing in a daze, call him soon.”

I am Mingyue: “It’s useless, he blacked me out.”

Dream: “????? No, the dog author still loves eunuchs even though he says that he writes rubbish, but he is pretty good to readers, how can he black you out.”

I am Mingyue: “At two o’clock in the morning, I called him 38 phone calls and 50 text messages. Then he blocked me.”

dream:”……”

Eyes of the night sky: “You are so perverted…but I like it so much. Give me the phone number and I will come too.”

I am Mingyue: “No!”

Eyes of the night sky: “I pay five dollars.”

I am Mingyue: “Deal!”

Dream: “His death was all caused by you.”