I Kidnapped An Alien Civilization

2021-12-03

Chapter 685

In the tower, in the face of his surprise wife, Captain Yumaz Lara held his chin After thinking about it for a while, he asked, “However, isn’t the sleepless person who does not sleep all day long? How to imitate it?”

“Husband, you may have misunderstood the meaning of the old one. The sleepless person does not mean that You can sleep, but let you do a job where you can’t sleep.”

This explanation by Huang Mingzhu made Captain Yumaz Lara wake up like an enlightenment, and he immediately stood up and went back and forth. Pacing: “Imitation. Imitation turned out to be a career for me to imitate!”

Under the reminder of his wife, Captain Yumaz Lara, who understood the true intention of Goddess in the night, immediately found a job where he couldn’t sleep. , the tomb keeper.

In Gay, people believe that after death the soul will go to another world, this world is called perfect.

In Perfect World, there is no suffering, no sadness, only happiness, with endless food and wine.

It is the dream of every Gay commoner to be able to go to the Perfect World. They grit their teeth in starvation. Endure the cold in the wind, only to be able to enter the Perfect World after death.

Of course, there are strict thresholds for entering the beautiful world. The most basic point is to have a cemetery, so that the body after death can be protected from the wild beast and preserved intact.

And the person responsible for guarding the cemetery is the cemetery guard.

Because the cemetery guards need to stay in the cemetery all the year round, they are considered unknown by the Gays, so only the most despicable and lowly people will do this kind of work.

Captain Yumaz Lara had to change out of his silk robes and put on a filthy, fishy tattered blouse. He had to take off the black lacquer high-soled boots embellished with pearls and put on a pair of suspected shoes that were woven from rags and exposed to the ground. Then, the hair, which was meticulously groomed and exuding a fragrance, was decorated with grass and wood ash.

Captain Yumaz Lara who appeared on the street was already dressed as a person from the bottom of the Gay star. He easily found the crooked building at the city gate. There was a line on the yellow mud wall. Small house with deep cracks.

Captain Yumaz Lara squeezed into the house bent over. An old man in an old official uniform was dozing on the table. Several wine bottles were placed at his feet. There is a pungent smell of wine in it.

“Master, I’m here to apply for the job.” Captain Yumaz Lara stood for a while, but the old officer still didn’t seem to wake up, so he had to shout softly.

After shouting twice, the old official still didn’t wake up.

“Master!” Captain Yumaz Lara had to raise his voice.

It worked this time, and the old officer raised his head, wiped his red nose with his sleeve, and stared at Captain Yumaz Lara in confusion.

“Master, I’m here to apply.” Captain Yumaz Lara bent down, trying to make himself appear like a lowly commoner.

“Get out!” The old officer took a long time before his eyes condensed. He glanced up and down at Captain Yumaz Lara, and immediately raised his eyebrows, his lips slightly curled, and he pointed at him with disgust. outside the door.

“Can a pariah come in here too? Don’t look at your identity!”

“I know, I know.” Captain Yumaz Lara laughed along with him. When he exited the small house and walked to the door, he was negligent for a while and rubbed against the beam of the door, and the dust falling from above splashed his face.

“Haha, untouchables are untouchables, they will not even walk!” Captain Yumaz Lara’s clumsy look made the old officer smirk from anger.

Out of the hut, Captain Yumaz Lara stood at the door waiting, and after a while, the old officer walked out swaying.

He didn’t speak, just looked at Captain Yumaz Lara with contempt.

“Master, I heard that Old Man Wang from the Balipo cemetery outside the city died, so I came here to apply for the position of the tomb guard.” Captain Yumaz Lara hurriedly bent over and said with a smile .

“Hey, you look so stupid, you’re pretty well informed.” Under the sunlight, the old official’s eyes narrowed so much that he shook his head, as if he hadn’t recovered. He broke free from the drunkenness, perhaps because he didn’t want to break free at all.

“Yes, yes, when I was a child, people in the village said I could be an official,” Captain Yumaz Lara said with a smile, his expression and way of speaking were the same as those of those idiots. people are exactly the same.

In order to do this, Huang Mingzhu specially asked his family to catch a few fools on the street for Captain Yumaz Lara to observe and learn.

“The official, hahahaha, laugh at me to death.” The old official was laughing backwards and forwards, he has now determined that this guy is a fool.

Can a fool be a tomb keeper? cannot!

“Let’s go, the tomb guard has been chosen.” The smile on the old official’s face gradually disappeared, and he looked the head.

Captain Yumaz Lara calmly took out a cloth bag from his bosom and stuffed it into the greasy pocket of the old officer, “Master, this is what my mother asked me to bring to him. Your steamed buns.”

He was still smirking.

“Steamed bread?” The old official put his hand into his pocket and touched it hard, feeling a round hard object.

He frowned and said, “This is not a steamed bun.” As soon as the words came out, he came to his senses, pursed his lips, and smiled: “Aiya, it is indeed a steamed bun, people are old and confused. “

“My mother said, you are not confused!” Captain Yumaz Lara said foolishly.

“Yes, yes, I’m not confused, you’re not stupid!” The old official laughed, turned around and walked into the hut, and when he came out again, there was already a handful of rusty pieces in his hand. copper key.

The copper key “Quangdang” was thrown at the feet of Captain Yumaz Lara.

“This is the key to the Balipo cemetery. You should go to work today.” He seemed to remember something, and turned around and walked into the hut, this time with a lantern in his hand.

The glass of the lantern has been blackened, and the old officer did not throw it on the ground this time, but extended his arm and handed it to Captain Yumaz Lara.

“This is the guy who eats. Remember that it can only be lit when he is patrolling. Don’t be like Old Man Wang, who lights the lantern every time. There is not enough lamp oil for him.”

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“He deserves to be planted in the grave, breathe one’s last!”

He spat.

This is the custom of the Gay people. People can be pigs, dogs, or worse than a pig when they live, but they become holy after death, and insulting the dead may prevent them from entering the Perfect World in the future. But don’t worry if you accidentally make a mistake, just spit on the ground, and the insulted one will forgive you.

Of course, this claim has never been verified, after all, the dead don’t jump out of the cemetery.

“Understood, I understand!”

Captain Yumaz Lara took the meal guy, turned around and left, whispering from behind: “Boy, you have a good one. Mother.”

The good mother, Captain Yumaz Lara grinned, Pajeluian has no parents and was synthesized by genetic technology. If you want to talk about mother, it’s not the one that only has a serial number and no name. The breeding machine is none other than that.

This is Huang Mingzhu’s idea.

Can Huang Mingzhu be his own wife? No way.

Balipo is a barren hillside overgrown with shrubs, located eight miles away from the Loess City. There is a small wood house on the hillside, and a large cemetery in front of it.

The weeds on the tombs fluttered in the wind, the branches and leaves swayed under the sunlight, and the crows chirped in the woods, giving people a feeling of having one’s hair stand on end .

Captain Yumaz Lara tightened his collar, took out the copper key, and opened the wood house on the verge of collapse. Several large holes had been gnawed at the bottom, revealing the wooden door of sawdust. .

As soon as the door was opened, several black figures on the ground came out of the dark room, causing Captain Yumaz Lara to quickly dodge aside.

It wasn’t until the shadow ran outside the house and disappeared into the weeds that Captain Yumaz Lara saw clearly that it was a few big mice.

The lanterns were lit, the house was messy, most of the place was occupied by branches, a few pieces of rags on the mound should be quilts, and a crooked porcelain was placed on a crooked table. The outside of the bowl, the porcelain bowl is covered with dirt, and the original color can no longer be seen.

Captain Yumaz Lara has never been in such a dirty, messy, rundown environment since his escape to Gay.

He hesitated for a moment, and finally didn’t have the courage to stay any longer. He moved the branches inside to the field outside and lit a bonfire.

Captain Yumaz Lara looked at the flames dancing in the wind and regretted accepting Huang Mingzhu’s suggestion, so he didn’t bring the team with him.

At the beginning, after Captain Yumaz Lala decided to become a gravekeeper in order to repair the Spirit Refinement Technique, he wanted to bring his team along so that on the one hand they could protect themselves, and on the other hand they could help. Do trivial things yourself.

didn’t expect Huang Mingzhu immediately waved his hand to express his disapproval after knowing his idea. And told her reason, a servant is a tomb keeper, is it really a tomb keeper?

Spirit Refinement Technique requires a real imitation of a profession, so as to empathize with it and understand the true meaning of this profession.

Captain Yumaz Lara thought for a while and finally agreed.

It’s just that he didn’t expect the gravekeeper to be in such a bad environment.

Not only was the environment bad, but the treatment was even worse. Captain Yumaz Lara resisted his nausea and pulled out two fist-sized sweet potatoes from the firewood pile in the house.

These sweet potatoes are the food of the grave keeper and the only salary for the grave keeper. Every month, the county government sends a batch of sweet potatoes, which are collected from the civilians.

As night falls, the cemetery is immersed in darkness, and the strange sounds of unknown animals are occasionally heard in the distance.

Captain Yumaz Lara threw most of the remaining sweet potatoes into the fire, lit the lantern and began to perform his duty as the tomb keeper.

Gravekeepers rest during the day and work at night. He needs to patrol the cemetery all night.

Of course, this kind of patrol is not to prevent someone from robbing the tomb. After all, the people buried here are all civilians. The only property in their tomb is a thin coffin and a fairly clean suit .

What the grave keeper needs to guard against is the wild beasts running down the nearby mountains, such as wild dogs, wild boars, and wild wolves.

These guys will take advantage of the night to sneak into the cemetery, use their sharp claws to rip open the head of the grave, pick up the corpse inside, and eat it.

Once the corpse is damaged, the previous owner will not be able to enter the so-called Perfect World, and even those who have entered will be driven out by the Perfect World’s guards because of their limbs.

Protecting the integrity of the corpse is a major event for the civilians of Gay, who will hand over their life savings to the government, just to get a place to live in this cemetery after death .

The government has received money from the commoners, and naturally they have to pretend, so the profession of gravekeeper came into being.

Whether a skinny old fogey that will fall over when the wind blows can really protect their bodies is another matter, after all, the bodies lying on the ground won’t crawl out to complain.

With no one to supervise, Captain Yumaz Lara’s job is made simple, as he simply takes a lantern around the cemetery twice every two hours.

But today was his first day at work, and with imitations in mind, Captain Yumaz Lara decided to turn the entire cemetery around.

Because there are only several dozen li in this cemetery, the harvest has been very poor in recent years, and the area of the cemetery has increased a lot, and there are also graves piled up inside, which looks very painful.

At midnight, Captain Yumaz Lara only patrolled more than half of the area, and when he was about to go to the other side with a lantern in hand, a mist suddenly rose around him.

Because of the mist on the ground, the potholes on the ground almost made Captain Yumaz Lara fall. Just when he picked up the lantern that fell on the ground, he suddenly felt an inexplicable feeling in his heart. comprehend.

This insight is unclear, but it made Captain Yumaz Lara feel that his night vision ability was stronger. The mist that could cover his eyes instantly became transparent, and the grass beside him. He could see a few crickets hidden in the middle, and even a wild wolf hidden behind a big tree in the distance did not reveal a silhouette and could not escape his gaze.

Captain Yumaz Lara pretended not to notice the wolf and walked towards the big tree with the lantern in hand.

The dark green in the eyes of the wild wolf behind the big tree flickered twice, opened its mouth, revealing the sharp white teeth, and a trace of saliva flowed from the corner of its mouth.

Captain Yumaz Lara walked, humming a little song, in the eyes of the wolf, he was a piece of walking fat.

The wolf was clearly a hunting expert, hiding firmly behind the tree, ears pricked up, nose twitching, until he felt that Captain Yumaz Lara was within a few feet of him. When he was five steps away, his back legs slammed on the ground and rushed towards Captain Yumaz Lara.

Under the miserable moonlight, the wild wolf leaped high and rushed towards Captain Yumaz Lara from behind, until the wolf could already see the white and delicious neck of Captain Yumaz Lara, Captain Yumaz Lara still didn’t respond.

Today is a good meal! The wolf was ecstatic.

Just as it felt its sharp claws pierce into Captain Yumaz Lara’s shoulder, it saw a fist appear before it.

This fist appeared very suddenly, not one second, but the next second it was close to the bridge of its nose, just like appear out of thin air.

This fist emits a faint blue light, carrying a gust of wind and attacking the wolf.

I don’t know when Captain Yumaz Lara had turned around, his within both eyes flashed a strange purple light, and there was a sneer at the corner of his mouth.

(End of this chapter)