I Kidnapped An Alien Civilization

2021-09-20

Chapter 610 Two Yu Xiaobai

“I am not me!” Yu Xiaobai deliberately emphasized his tone, as if to emphasize his point of view.

It does sound like mental illness when a person thinks they are not themselves.

“You are not you, who are you?” Li Mo asked.

“I am Yu Xiaobai, but I am not this Yu Xiaobai.” Yu Xiaobai said with a bitter smile.

This is a stubborn language, but Li Mo understands it somewhat.

This guy is really mentally ill.

Yu Xiaobai went on to say: “I remember that it was a night when it was raining heavily. I delivered takeout for a day. I was very tired. When I got home, I fell asleep.”

Speaking of this , he paused and explained: “I forgot to explain, Yu Xiaobai’s occupation is a delivery man. After graduating from high school, I was like many youngsters who didn’t go to college and threw themselves into the arms of society.”

“I started working with my relatives in an electronics factory. The work is not tiring, but it is too exhausting. I work at least 12 hours a day. Especially every other month, I have to change shifts every day, from day shifts to night shifts.”

“Professor Li Mo, you have always been at the top of society, and you don’t understand the concept of going to work at 6 o’clock in the afternoon every day and leaving work at 6 o’clock in the morning, nor do you understand that in the electronics factory, eating and going to the toilet are limited hours. Yes.”

“Anyway, after working in an electronics factory for a few years, my health got worse and worse, and when I was only in my 20s, my hair started to fall out.”

Li Zhi raised his eyes and glanced at the top of his head, it was dense and there was no baldness.

But no question was raised either.

After all, it’s not easy for a mentally ill person to be willing to open up.

“Finally, after the conflict with the team leader who deliberately found fault, I can’t stand it anymore. If I keep doing this, I may die on this cold and ruthless assembly line one day, so I directly proposed. Resigned and ran away with a bucket.” Yu Xiaobai continued.

“After resigning, I lay in the rental house for several days, playing games all day, and spraying water with netizens on the Internet. It was said to be a rental house, but it was actually an urban village where the second landlords used wooden boards to separate them. There is no kitchen, no toilet, and only one bed can be put down. If so, it will cost a full 1,500 yuan per month.”

Yu Xiaobai is very detailed. , with a low expression, as if completely immersed in memories.

“After lying down for a few days, I can’t take it anymore. Of course, it’s not physically, but mentally. Although I have saved some money in the electronics factory over the years, I will get married in the future. , but also to raise children, how can it go on like this.”

“At this time, a big brother next door caught my attention. He went out every day wearing a golden outfit and came back with a box of chicken legs in the evening. .And he is very generous, and sometimes he will distribute the unfinished chicken legs to our neighbors. Obviously, his work is very profitable.”

“So, I humbly asked him for advice, in the big brother After drinking two or two drinks, he told me that he was a deliveryman, commonly known as the delivery little brother.”

“Golden clothes are professional clothes issued by the company, and chicken drumsticks are benefits given by customers. Of course, It’s not always chicken legs, sometimes customers give him hot and sour noodles, beef noodles, and even Chaos.”

“Especially, if you work hard every month, you can earn 8,000 oceans, you don’t have to work overtime all night at night, and you don’t have to be deliberately picked on by the team leader.”

“I was shocked at the time.”

“I dress like an ancient emperor every day. Yes, and delicious delicacies, which is simply the best profession in the world.”

“So, after my repeated pleas, the big brother reluctantly made a recommendation for me. I saw a takeaway site. The Chief-In-Charge. After paying 500 oceans for clothing and 5000 oceans for car rental, I became a glorious takeaway little brother.”

“My equipment is a car An electric car with three batteries added, the speed is 50 per hour, and the battery life is 100 kilometers.”

“Second day, I installed the takeaway little brother APP on my mobile phone according to the requirements of the site Chief-In-Charge. .This APP is amazing, it will automatically jump out of the order, take food from the restaurant according to the order, and deliver it to the customer address displayed on the APP, you can get paid.”

“Every time I complete an order, I can earn At that time, I thought, if I can complete 2,000 orders a day, then I can earn more than 10,000 a month.”

“So, I desperately grabbed orders. I didn’t even look at it, I just grabbed it.”

“So, on the first day, when the moon was clear, I returned to the rental house with a bowl of potato flour as a gift from my client. This client lived in On the 8th floor, there is no elevator. I can’t climb the building. The client said that if I can’t climb up, I won’t sign for it.”

“But…after a hard day, I really can’t climb the building.”

“I ate potato flour at night and took stock of my income . A total of 20 orders were completed, then 3 orders were overtime, one order was canceled, and the money for potato flour was deducted. I earned a total of 50 yuan on this day. “

“Going out at 6 am and coming back at 8 pm, I spent a total of 14 hours. “

“This start is not good, but I am not discouraged. I believe that with my own ability, I will definitely be able to break through the sky in the food delivery industry.” “

“Just like that, I became one of the hundreds of thousands of takeaway little brothers in the city. “

“That day, I went home after taking out and fell asleep.” “

My dear, I’ve talked a lot, and finally back to the topic.

I’m running out of patience, Li Mo cheers up.

Yu Xiaobai continued: “Second day, I woke up before it was dawn. Listening to the sound of rain coming from the window, I was a little excited, because the delivery fee will be higher on rainy days. Resisting the pain in my body, I got up from the bed. “

At this time, his expression suddenly became very strange, his eyes were confused, and it seemed that something unbelievable happened.

His voice trembled: “At this time. The quilt next to me Suddenly wriggling, a woman sat up and looked at me dotingly. She is beautiful, like a female star on TV. “

“At the time, I was stunned. I actually slept in the same bed as a woman, still a beautiful woman. I jumped out of bed screaming and tried to turn on the light, but felt empty. The location where the switch was originally installed was empty. “

“At this time, even if the light is very dim, I can see that this is not the rental house I used to live in. “

“The woman also reacted, and with a “Pa” sound, she turned on the light. I was stunned again. “

“The room is splendorous and majestic, with a luxurious king-size bed with a thin satin quilt, a glazed chandelier hanging on the roof, a thick carpet on the floor, and a There is a 100-inch TV hanging on it. I have only seen such a large TV in shopping malls. The price seems to be 500,000. “

“Where is this place?” ?”

“I asked the woman. “

“Tell me, woman, this is my home.” “

“Woman, tell me, her name is Zhou Tingting, and she is my wife.” “

“Woman, tell me, my name is Yu Xiaobai.” “

“My name is indeed Yu Xiaobai, but my home is a rental house and I don’t have a wife.” “

“Zhou Tingting is a good woman. She saw my abnormality and led me to the next door.” Next door is a showroom, and the walls are covered with photos, the largest of which is a wedding photo. “

“In the wedding photo, Zhou Tingting is wearing a white wedding dress and a pearl crown, while a man in a black suit is hugging her with a happy face. “

“This man is me!” “

Speaking here, Yu Xiaobai seemed to be very excited, gasping for breath.

Li Mo got up and poured him a glass of water: “Mr. Yu, drink some water.” “

Yu Xiaobai didn’t give in, he raised the water glass and drank it.

He looked slightly relieved, and he continued to speak: “It’s been so long, I remember the time scene, I still panic. “

“I am a delivery man, and when I woke up, I became the president of a big company. Only an overbearing president who fell in love with me would dare to write such a brainless novel.” “

“At that time, I was like a real mental patient, smashing everything that could be smashed in the villa, I hope that maybe through this way, I can find myself again. “

This guy, even if he is not a mentally ill person, has a problem with his brain circuits. If someone suddenly becomes a rich man, he will secretly rejoice and rejoice, and he will never be willing to go back to the past. Li Mo slanders.

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“Zhou Tingting is a good woman, instead of sending me to a mental hospital immediately, she found the best psychoanalyst in the world for me. She thinks that I have a psychological problem because of too much stress. “

“However, that world-renowned psychoanalyst, after a week of earnest talk with me, didn’t even get the check that was written, and ran away with the plane overnight. Because, no matter how he analyzes it, I am a normal person. “

“The unrepentant Zhou Tingting invited another eminent monk to recite the scriptures and pray for me, hoping that I can return to normal.” It’s a pity that the monk who claims to have lived countless lives broke the wooden fish, and I’m still the same. “

“And then the Taoist priests. “

“And then there’s the big dancer.” “

“Just after the Master that Zhou Tingting invited from Thailand returned without success, my son came back and looked at the child who looked exactly like him. Now I understand it completely.” “

“I really suffer from mental illness, and the life of that delivery man is just a not-so-good dream of mine. “

“So, I’m back to normal. Be a good father and husband again. “

“Of course, I can’t handle the company’s affairs at all. After all, I don’t even know a few letters in English, and I don’t know anything about financial statements, and I can’t suppress my managers. “

“Zhou Tingting is a good woman, she was not angry because of this, and entrusted the company to a team of professional managers. Then we bought a cruise ship and we started traveling around the world. “

“We have been to Antarctica to see glaciers, to Africa to watch native dances, to Europe to listen to symphony concerts. Of course, I don’t understand the concert, and I’ll never understand, what’s the point of directing a large group of people to play and sing alone with chopsticks. Not even as interesting as the temple fairs I attended when I was a kid, after all, I saw live tigers for the first time, and clowns walking on a tightrope. “

“However, Zhou Tingting is a good woman, and I am willing to accompany her to do these things. In this way, we were quite happy for a few years. Until one night, I had another dream. “

“In the dream, I went back to the original rental house. It was pouring rain outside, and inside the rental house, there was a man who looked exactly like me, squatting on the ground, drinking porridge without any heat. Although he was about the same age as me, his face was wrinkled and his hair was gray. “

“For the convenience of explanation, I will call this man the second Yu Xiaobai. “

“Although it was only in a dream, the second Yu Xiaobai still found me.” He was not surprised, and continued to drink the porridge with his head down. The cold porridge was like the most delicious food in the world. He didn’t stand up until he put the last red bean into his mouth with chopsticks, lightly saying: Are you back? “

“At that time, when I was facing the second Yu Xiaobai, I couldn’t help but feel a little dizzy, just waiting for the embarrassed laughed: I’m back.” “

“Second Yu Xiaobai dragged his soaked golden jacket across the rope in the house, and then sat down on the bed, the only place in the rental house. “

“And then, staring at me without a single glance. In his eyes, there was no surprise, no doubt, no anger, no sadness, just plainness, just as things were supposed to be. “

“A long time, just when my toes almost worn out the shoes, he opened his mouth and asked: Are they all right?” I know who he is asking. replied: Very good, Zhou Tingting seldom suffers from insomnia these years, Zhou Fang has already gone to primary school, and just won the first place in the school last semester. “

“Zhou Fang is my son no. It should be the son of the second Yu Xiaobai.” “

” Hearing my answer, the second Yu Xiaobai, relieved, took out a glass bottle from under the bed and took a swig. By the smell of alcohol in the air, I knew he was drinking low-quality bulk liquor. This kind of wine is sold in some small alleys. It has a high degree of concentration and a low price. It is very popular with people who work hard. I used to know an old man who was watching the gate. Every morning, noon and night, he always had to drink two taels of white wine in bulk. If he didn’t drink it for a day, his hands and feet would tremble. One day, he suddenly had a car accident and fell into a coma. The doctor and his family couldn’t wake him up. At this time, an old drinking friend visited him and came up with an idea to let the hospital give the old man alcohol. Sure enough, after losing two bottles of alcohol, the old man watching the door woke up. “

“Uh, I seem to have gone too far.” “

Yu Xiaobai feels a little sorry for himself.

Not only is it too far. It’s still nonsense. Can a normal person lose alcohol? Li Mo slanders.

Yu Xiaobai went on to say: “Second Yu Xiaobai’s face looks much better after drinking the liquor, and his whole body is much more energetic. He then asked: How have you been all these years? “

“I didn’t know how to answer at the time, so I could only answer perfunctorily: It’s okay, Zhou Tingting is a good woman.” “

“Second Yu Xiaobai was startled at this, said with a bitter smile: She is indeed a good woman, if there really exists a perfect woman in the world, she must be one of them. At this time, I also dared to ask: How about you, how are you doing? “

“Second Yu Xiaobai raised the wine bottle, took another sip of wine, and said, “You have seen it, what can you do.” I accept your mess. You deliver food every day, only enough to eat and eat, and sometimes you get fined for being complained by customers. “

“I was very puzzled by hearing this, because the second Yu Xiaobai graduated from a famous university and obtained several Academician degrees. He has a very strategic vision in the market and is considered a business genius by the company’s people. “

“How can a commercial genius deliver takeout for so many years?” ”

(end of this chapter)