I Kidnapped An Alien Civilization

2021-07-07

Chapter 292 made a national sensation

After 10 o’clock every day in the supermarket, fresh ribs will be eaten by aunts who like to make soup It was sold out and all that was left were those frozen spare ribs that came out of the cold storage.

“It’s okay, it’s less than 10 o’clock, it’s still too late.” Bi Mingyu parked his car in the basement of the supermarket and looked at the time subconsciously.

Pull the handbrake, get out, close the door in one go.

Successfully squeezed into the elevator, he was only ten meters away from the ribs.

Just stepped out of the elevator, “Di~wu~ ~di~wu~ ~di~wu~ ~”

A high-pitched siren sounded from his pocket, surrounding People have cast a strange look.

“Damn!” Bi Mingyu’s heart jumped, and the ringtone he set for his work number rang.

“The Witch of Death”, he lights up the screen, and a name comes into view.

“Oops, it’s the supervisor!”

Bi Mingyu hesitated for a while, but answered the call.

A sharp voice came from the receiver: “Xiao Bi, where are you going? Why can’t I get through? Go back to the company!”

Bi Mingyu looked at the entrance of the supermarket and called. Courageously, he said, “Supervisor, I’m on vacation today, and the work has been handed over to Xiao Liu.”

“Vacation?” The supervisor paused, as if thinking about something

“Oh That’s what happened, but now your vacation is canceled!”

Then he shouted:

“The server has exploded again, hurry back to the company, now! Immediately! Immediately !”

Bi Mingyu frowned, although the chasing witch’s temper is hot, but she is not a person who can’t hold her back, what’s the matter today? The server exploded and there were spares. Xiao Liu could handle it. Why did must find him?

Numerous questions arose in his mind.

Broken servers vs. fresh pork ribs close at hand.

Finally, the 5-digit monthly salary prevailed, “I’ll be there soon!”

Hanging up the call of the witch, Bi Mingyu sent another brief message to his girlfriend. ‘s voice: “Temporary overtime!” He knew that his girlfriend was at work, so it was definitely inconvenient to answer the phone.

Stepping into the bib building, Bi Mingyu found that the atmosphere in the company today was too strange. The front-end boss, who always had eyes on his head, cast an indescribable look through the glass.

There is also the front desk known as the spray. When he signed in, there was a hint of ruddy on his fair little face.

What happened? It’s rare that everyone finally discovered my hidden handsomeness?

Uneasy, Bi Mingyu pushed open the door of the operation and maintenance department.

“Little Bi, you’re finally here, hurry up.” Today, the life-seeking witch is wearing a cool see-through outfit, her feet are high, and she rarely appears in the office.

Bi Mingyu nodded lightly, “Liu, what’s the situation?” He didn’t pay attention to this, the initiator of the “surprise plan” that he had carefully prepared.

“Boss, the server has exploded!” Xiao Liu, who was in front of the computer, seemed at a loss.

“How many bursts? Just replace the spare and hang up.” Bi Mingyu pushed Xiao Liu away, he wanted to apply for a spare immediately.

“There are 511 units.” Xiao Liu said innocently.

“What? 511 units?” Bi Mingyu opened the status table, and sure enough, almost 1/4 of the servers were brought by dogs.

“How can this happen, shouldn’t it?” Bi Mingyu is very familiar with the servers he maintains himself. After his careful optimization, each server can withstand 10,000 simultaneous accesses. Normally, the number of visits of bib users has been very high. Stablize.

Unless there is a hot event?

Bi Mingyu’s heart jumped, and he opened the online people statistics, and a red upward curve appeared on the screen.

“Fuck, 10 million people are online at the same time?”

The traffic has exceeded 500%, no wonder the server hangs so much.

The record of the number of people online at the same time was created during the marriage of a Uranus superstar, but the number of people at that time was only 2 million.

This time, 10 million people are online at the same time, and it is still increasing.

Bi Mingyu opened the response time analysis, “response time is 600 seconds.”

Sure enough, as the server continues to dog, the system will automatically turn on the delay queuing mode, that is to say, every It takes 600 seconds for a user to refresh the bib page.

“With such a long waiting time, no one is willing to close the page?” Bi Mingyu was very puzzled.

Because according to the statistical analysis of Internet big data, the average maximum waiting time of Internet users is 7 seconds. Once the page cannot be opened within 7 seconds, 90% of users will immediately close the page.

“Could it be that an alien hit Earth?” Bi Mingyu felt that only news of this level could attract crowds like this fire. He opened the database index page, and the index showed that 98% of the traffic was directed to a blog post on the bib.

A blog post that attracts 10 million people?

Well, Bi Mingyu is also curious.

“Nobel Prize winner Li Mo will draw a lucky netizen to go to Sweden together!”

Understood, everything understood.

The initiator is this Professor Li Mo.

Everyone came for his spot.

There is no registration fee, as long as you follow the message, you may have the opportunity to participate in the Nobel Prize Ceremony.

“Can play, big guys really can play!”

“50,000? 100,000?”

As a program dog, Bi Mingyu doesn’t know this A Nobel dinner place is worth much, but you can meet members of the Swedish royal family, have dinner with European celebrities, and maybe meet a Prince or a Princess.

Maybe it can also appear in the news screen of national TV.

Thinking of this, he had the urge to immediately drop his work and participate in the message lottery.

However, and then look at the head, as a professional, you must have a work ethic.

Bi Mingyu opened his laptop and tapped “crackle” on the keyboard.

“Okay, supervisor, now I need your permission to add this plug-in to the database.”

It only took him ten minutes to “write” a program.

“What is this?” asked the Witch Curiously, “Is it useful?”

Is it useful? In the face of doubts, Bi Mingyu looked unhappy. Although he was doing operation and maintenance work, he was determined to become a real system architect one day and embark on the road of great gods.

“This plug-in implements a simple queuing mechanism, which can limit the access to the waiting state to the traffic, and then each user who successfully opens Weibo will have only 120 seconds of access time. , IDs that exceed the access time will be sent out by system T.”

“In this way, we can save a lot of access traffic.”

“pa pa pa!” He applauded, “I didn’t read the wrong person, so our server is enough, right?”

Bi Mingyu wrote the plugin to the database, and replied: “According to the number of our servers, add more All the backups on the website, maybe we can handle it.”

It turns out that Bi Mingyu is an excellent operation and maintenance personnel, but not a suitable analyst, with the spread of lottery information, more and more The more users poured into Li Mo’s scarf to leave a message, the server exploded again!

On the top floor of Xinlang Building, Cao Sheng, Chairman and CEO of Bib, is standing in front of the glass window, overlooking the continuous traffic on the road.

As the boss of the largest media interaction platform in China, he has experienced wind and rain. Especially in the past few years, the social giant Penguin also tried to enter the media interaction platform and created the penguin scarf. With unparalleled traffic in the field, the number of registrations for Penguin Bibs has risen rapidly. For a while, there was a lot of turmoil inside the company, and investors withdrew their capital one after another.

At that time, Cao Sheng also made a major decision in front of the glass curtain window overlooking the entire Zhongguancun – to launch the hot search function of the scarf, and give the user the right to choose hot events. As soon as the hot search function was launched, it immediately became popular on the whole network, and the number of registrations of the bibs increased greatly, and it has never been in the dust since then.

“Boss, the server can’t hold it anymore. Currently, the number of people online at the same time has reached 15 million. The total number of new registrations today has reached 30 million, and it is still increasing.” Assistant Qing Open the door lightly and report the current situation.

“Also, the current waiting time for the visit of the bib has reached 10 minutes.” These people, especially the 30 million new users, came here because of the big guy. So how to create an excellent environment and leave 30 million new users becomes a difficult problem.

The waiting time of up to 10 minutes is unimaginable in today’s Internet age. Once this is over, the evaluation of the bib is probably going to plummet. Cao Sheng has already seen the hidden worries behind the prosperity. .

Finally, he made up his mind: “Let the browser, input method, video website, and portal department, only keep the minimum number of servers, and transfer the rest to the bib department.”

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“At the same time, in order to express our apologies for the server delay, every new registered user will get a month of VIP privileges.”

“Also, immediately invite Professor Li Mo, Become a life-long honorary image ambassador of Bib, with an annual salary of 5 million.”

Danger is opportunity, Cao Sheng from wild ambition made a bold decision to keep all these newly registered users. Perhaps after this battle, the bib will be free from external troubles within 5 years.

A lifetime honorary ambassador? The secretary, who was taking notes with a pen next to him, showed a puzzled expression, “Boss, what is the position of a lifetime honorary image ambassador, and how should the legal department draw up a contract?”

Cao Sheng put his hands on his back: “Lifelong Honorary Ambassador, what is the position?”

An honorary image ambassador is an ambassador who doesn’t have to do anything, as long as he admits to being a spokesperson with a scarf image.”

“A spokesperson who doesn’t need to take advertisements and participate in events for free?” The secretary understood instantly. .

Facts have proved that Cao Sheng’s decision to “borrow the server” was wise, because with the news of Li Mo’s bib drawing lucky winners and appearing on the national TV news program, people all over China were Got the news.

For a time, countless access requests flooded into the bib server. After the server increased by 10 times, the access finally stabilized.

Finally, according to Bib’s statistics, the number of new user registrations on that day reached 150 million, and the number of visits reached an astonishing 5 billion person-times. Even the foreign version of Bib without lottery rights has doubled the number of registrations. times.

And the initiator of all this, Li Mo turned on his phone after a day of “work”.

“Fuck!” His eyeballs were about to explode.

Number of fans: 510 million

Number of comments: 450 million

“This is a big game!”

(End of this chapter)