I Just Can Score

The nickname of "Son of God" was originally derived from the "Manchester Sports News". Their report article commented on Zhen Shaolong, "Zhen Shaolong's three goals are all caused by Arsenal player errors, two of which are still Handball. "

"If you consider the one blown away by the referee, he actually scored four goals!"

"Zhen Shaolong has become Arsenal's nightmare. Arsenal players must be more careful about Zhen Shaolong when they kick the ball. Maybe they will hit the ball and they will directly hit their own goal."

"Although several goals were Arsenal's mistakes, but every time it was Zhen Shaolong, and his luck was really good. He seemed to be a person favored by God, and it was not an exaggeration to say that he was a child of God."

"The Times" directly talked about the "son of God", "From the point of view of the game, he seems to be the son of God. Arsenal did not lose to Newcastle United, but to God ..."

The Times also criticized Arsenal's status by the way, "Maybe they were affected by the first round of the fight. The defenders were obviously a little scared and nervous when facing Zhen Shaolong, as if Zhen Shaolong became an insurmountable obstacle, They kicked the ball to Zhen Shaolong again and again, and Zhen Shaolong stood still, but the football rushed over. "

"There are so many handballs in this game, the process is like a farce, and it is enough to load into the history of the Premier League and become the most funny game of the season, even in recent years."

"The Guardian" continued to support the style and held a positive attitude towards Zhen Shaolong's performance. "In the post-match interview, everyone was amazed by Zhen Shaolong's luck, but we can't ignore the efforts of Zhen Shaolong in the game. Running constantly, even running continuously after the ball, he can be said to be the most hard-working player in the game. "

This evaluation ...

Zhen Shaolong felt blushed when he looked at it, and was also very fond of the Guardian.

This is good media!

That's great!

"Daily Mirror" is a half of Newcastle's hostile media. While lamenting Zhen Shaolong's good luck, they criticized Zhen Shaolong's "intentional" kick of the ball on the arm of Arsenal players. Judging from the competition, it should be subjective. "

"This is not a positive game spirit, and no player should do this."

"Perhaps UEFA should introduce some rules to restrict similar practices ..."

The last sentence is almost meaningless.

It is impossible for UEFA to modify the established rules of the game because of a game, which is equivalent to Zhen Shaolong. In addition, the impact of modifying the rules is huge. Only the things that Zhen Shaolong can do alone will affect all players after the modification.

For example, it was changed to ‘It ’s not a foul for the opponent ’s shot to be missed in the goal frame’.

How to define this?

What if the opponent is passing? The opponent does not admit to shooting, and no one can do it.

What if the defensive player intentionally handballs? Fake falls often happen. ‘Fake handball to block the offense’ may also happen if the rules allow.

and many more.

The impact of modifying the rules is too great.

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In the media's heated reports, Newcastle United returned to the training rhythm.

Zhen Shaolong's mood is very good. The temporary crisis mission is completed. Without the restriction of scoring, he can relax and go to the game without wasting a lot of brain cells. No matter how to complete the task and how to score, the most important thing is , The skill acquisition task of "Archery" is almost at the end--

Task progress: Assist 11/12.

Details: Joey Barton, Michael Owen, James Milner, Charles Enzobia, Alan Smith, Nikki Bart, Gremi, Obafemi Martins, Emre Berzo Gru, Viduka, Damien Duff.

Goals: 12/12.

Details: left foot, right foot, left leg, right leg, front chest, back, head, face, buttocks, key parts, left arm, right arm.

"Only one assist left!"

Zhen Shaolong is looking forward to it and feels that it is not easy to complete. Although there is only one assist, but the player who wants to complete the task is not easy. The players who are easy to assist are already on the list. He needs the help of those edge teammates or defenders In order to complete the task.

This requires opportunity.

In the relaxed training life, Zhen Shaolong's troubles are not small, and Owen is the biggest trouble for him.

"Michael, stay away from me!"

Zhen Shaolong stood on the training ground and watched Irving running alongside him. He didn't hide his disgust and directly said angrily.

Irving turned his head to show a smiling face. He didn't care about Zhen Shaolong's anger, so he continued to follow him.

"..."

Zhen Shaolong was helpless.

This is already the third day after the game with Arsenal.

Since the end of the game, Owen has been following Zhen Shaolong. Whatever Zhen Shaolong does, he does what he does, both in the locker room and the training ground.

To say what to do normally, Irving can tolerate imitation. What Zhen Shaolong can't stand is that when he goes to the toilet, Irving must go with him!

This Nima!

Zhen Shaolong felt that his temper was good enough, but he was still very angry with Owen's behavior.

"Don't do this!" Zhen Shaolongqiang resisted his anger and talked to Owen many times.

Irving said, "I want to learn from you."

"This is called learning?"

"of course."

"Then you don't have to follow me to the toilet?"

Irving bluntly said, "After a few days, I found that you use the toilet regularly. This pattern may represent something, and I can't say it well, but I decided to follow you."

"..."

If you just go to the toilet together and you can bear it, every time you squat, the other toilets are empty and there are people waiting in line at the door, TMD can't stand it.

Zhen Shaolong used to go to the toilet in the corner.

The club ’s bathroom is well decorated, and the sound insulation can be said to be very good, but the toilet in the middle can still hear other sounds, and the toilet in the corner is the quietest.

Owen lined up outside.

once.

twice.

When it was the third time, Zhen Shaolong went to the club chairman Michael Ashley.

Ashley was smoking in the office and drinking red wine by the way. With a very enjoyable look, Zhen Shaolong rushed to his office and immediately said, "Mr. Ashley, I have a request."

"What's the demand?" Ashley asked in a hurry.

"I want to apply for a separate bathroom, the bathroom belongs to me alone! No one else is allowed to enter!"

"..."

Ashley spouted a sip of red wine.

Zhen Shaolong ’s request was unbelievable, and Ashley could n’t understand anything, “Is it cleanliness? It ’s rare for football players to have cleanliness ...”

"Or other reasons?"

Ashley thought for a moment, what was the reason why it was not important, because things were so small, he nodded and agreed, and assigned a small toilet in the office building to Zhen Shaolong, and also let the staff press the door lock and paste it Marked--

"Only belongs to Zhen Shaolong's bathroom!"

Zhen Shaolong went to the bathroom of his own to experience it. It felt super comfortable. The decoration was second, the key was quiet.

When he came out, Zhen Shaolong looked at the sign and added a sentence below with a signature pen, "Special reminder: Michael Owen and flies and mosquitoes are not allowed to stand in front of the door.

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The next day is the competition day.

Newcastle United faced Bolton at home. Zhen Shaolong's body has not recovered, and he did not play in the rest round, but Newcastle United still defeated Bolton by one goal.

This is Newcastle United's ninth straight game.

After the game, the Guardian used "nine straight wins to sweep the Premier League" to describe Newcastle's magnificent record, and said, "Newcastle has shown the momentum of winning the championship and entered the second half of the schedule. It's better not to decline.

"As long as they continue to achieve excellent results, they are likely to win the league championship!"

Other media are also praised.

The outside world is full of praise, of course it is good news, but Newcastle United soon got bad news, and Milner and Bart were injured one day after another day of training.

Bart's injury was better, but he sprained his ankle, and a week's rest was enough.

Milner's ankle muscle strain, the doctor's examination concluded that a month of rest is required.

Milner has always been the main force on the right side, and the loss of Newcastle United due to the injury truce is too great. The outsider also attributed Milner's injury to the coach Alledes.

"Milner has played too many games! He is the second-most player in Newcastle United's playing time!"

"Alladez is stifling genius!"

"Allades should consider the player's body, not just patronizing good results!"

"..."

Alledes also felt a lot of pressure, and he was even more worried that the cold weather in Newcastle may cause more players to be injured.

Now the team situation is very good, a large number of injuries will have a huge impact on the results.

"You must pay attention!"

Alledes was alert, the club also launched team doctors, physical fitness coaches, etc. to use scientific methods to assess the probability of injury for each player. The possibility of injury is simply to rest, or even go home to rest, Training must also be careful.

Soon Newcastle United ushered in the fifth lap of the FA Cup, their opponent is Nottingham Forest.

This is an away game.

Zhen Shaolong didn't start, but still entered the roster. When the game reached the 73rd minute, Alledes found that the team was unable to score, and simply sent Zhen Shaolong.

Zhen Shaolong played ten minutes to help the team score a goal. The process of scoring is not important. What is important is to give the veteran Sorano, a new name for the assist.

In the end, Newcastle United defeated Nottingham Forest by one goal and entered the next round of the FA Cup ~ www.readwn.com ~ On the way back, Zhen Shaolong was very excited and patiently checked out the newly acquired skills-

"Archery: With the help of the system, your shot will become more accurate.

Passive effect:

1. For non-two-footed shots, the correction effect of "Calibration" is increased by two times.

2. Shooting away from the goal, the correction effect of "Calibration" has been doubled.

Active effects:

Accumulate enough points to actively use skills.

When the shooting force is sufficient and is not within the range of the door frame, it will trigger a random accidental factor, forcibly change the route of the football, and make the football enter the goal.

Points: 20/20.

(Note: Every influential goal will be counted as a point, use skills to clear the point). "