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【Group reminder: Group member Fenrir Greyback has died. 】

Retarded goddess Aqua:”How about it? Is the heavenly sludge I gave you a good thing?”

Retarded goddess Aqua:”Hey, hey, I won’t do low-level pranks.”

Paimon:”So it turns out Does this celestial sludge have the effect of allowing the land to grow food and have a good harvest?”

Paimon:”But Ying and I don’t grow food. Damn it.”

Paimon:”And the sludge that I received has been given to me and Ying. Destroyed.”

Huang Rong, the protagonist of the banned book:”Your focus is so strange. Don’t you pay attention to that Fenrir Greyback?”

Huang Rong, the protagonist of the banned book:”He was killed by the Infinite Superman, right?”

Mentally retarded Goddess Aqua:”Fenrir Greyback? Isn’t he the bad one among the werewolves? I know it from the chat messages. It’s normal for this guy to be killed by the boss of Infinite Superman.”

Infinite Superman:”Solve it.”

Infinite Superman:”Aqua, the sludge you distributed really has the effect of increasing food production and ensuring that fields with more than a thousand acres have bumper harvests every year and lasting for a hundred years?”

Aqua, the mentally retarded goddess:”Boss Infinite Superman, you can do anything Don’t accept the red envelope from my group. If you want celestial sludge, I can put some in a bottle and give you some.”

Aqua felt that it was too dangerous to offend the infinite supermen in the group.

What if the Infinite Superman in the group uses super powers on Aqua, causing her to think of the Infinite Superman as her father? ?

Too dangerous…

The mentally retarded goddess Aqua is a little more cautious in the face of huge dangers.

Infinite Superman @ Mentally Retarded Goddess Aqua:”Aqua, I’m not asking this for me. I don’t need your heavenly sludge. I’m asking Zhang Sanfeng and Nokigao.”

Infinite Superman:”Zhang Sanfeng , Nokigao, maybe you need the heavenly sludge. Aqua, tell me honestly, is the effect of the heavenly sludge the same as what you introduced.” The mentally retarded goddess Aqua:”Same.”

【Group reminder: Group member Zhang Sanfeng has received a red envelope from group member the mentally retarded goddess Aqua. 】

Paimeng@张三峰:”Taoist Master Zhang Sanfeng, why are you accepting Aqua’s red envelope? This… aren’t you a Taoist priest? You don’t need to farm.”

Zhang Sanfeng:”Paimeng. I am here for the many people under my Wudang Mountain.”

Zhang Sanfeng :”In my world, a large number of people starve to death every year. If we can grow more food, we can save many people.”

Paimeng:”Taoist Zhang Sanfeng, aren’t you afraid of the smell? It really stinks! Ying and I were stained by some celestial sludge, and the stench on our bodies cannot be washed away at all. According to the mentally retarded goddess Aqua, it will take a month before the smell disappears.”

Zhang Sanfeng:”The old man is old. He is not afraid of these odors. I just hope that this celestial sludge is really effective. This can save many victims next year after the harvest.”

Zhang Sanfeng:”And if you are more careful, the celestial sludge received from the group red envelope will not contaminate yourself. On your body.”

Noqigao:”Taoist Zhang Sanfeng, are you not contaminated with celestial sludge?”

Zhang Sanfeng:”No. I got a warning from Paimeng and knew what it was. I should be more careful and collect all the celestial sludge I received. Plug it into a bottle.”

Nuo Qigao:”I also want to take the heavenly sludge and try growing orange trees… If you say so, Taoist Zhang Sanfeng, I will receive the heavenly sludge.”

【Group reminder: Group member Nokigao has received a red envelope from group member the mentally retarded goddess Aqua. ]

Nuo Qigao:”I haven’t been infected either, but I’m probably not as good as you, Taoist Master Zhang Sanfeng. The heavenly sludge I received fell to the ground after I evaded it.”

【Group reminder: Group member Wulin Shinhwa Wuming has received a red envelope from group member the mentally retarded goddess Aqua.】

【Group reminder: The group leader Su Han has received a red envelope from the group member the mentally retarded goddess Aqua. 】

Wulin Myth Wuming:”Thank you, the mentally retarded goddess.”

Group leader Su Han:”Thank you, the mentally retarded goddess, laugh.”

The mentally retarded goddess Aqua:”Damn it!”

Aqua felt that this was not a successful prank, because only Paimon Got hit!

The mentally retarded goddess Aqua:”Call me the goddess of water! I am the goddess of water in the heavens. I am not the retarded goddess. This must be an error in the chat group. They gave me the wrong group name.” The mentally retarded goddess Aqua:”I think , the chat group must have wanted to give me the group name of Aqua, the goddess of wisdom, and then something went wrong, yes, that’s it, so one word was wrong. My group name should be the goddess of wisdom.”

Infinite Superman:”Aqua, didn’t you just say you were going to work?”

The retarded goddess Aqua:”You’re at work, chatting while working. Hey, it’s such a troublesome job to receive these reincarnations to become heroes in another world.”

Paimon:”Boss Infinite Superman, are you still in Voldemort’s world?”

Infinite Superman:”Yes. What, Paimon, do you have a problem?”

Paimon:”No, I’m just asking.”

Infinite Superman:”I’ll wait, I In the world where Voldemort lives…I have done everything I need to do, and now I just wait for new group members to appear in this world. If a good person joins the chat group, I will leave this world.”


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