I, holding a long sword in my hand, only know one move

Nagisa Shioda smiled bitterly and took out his notebook to record it.

[Poisons that are poisonous or even fatal to humans are completely ineffective against Teacher Cheng. He can only evaluate them by their taste and compare them with various drinks with strange names. The students were very curious about the stories that Teacher Cheng had experienced before. After all, when he drank it, it looked like it was full of stories. 】

"Speaking of which, Okuda-san. From a safety management perspective, a teacher cannot allow students in his class to make highly toxic potions alone."

"Well... I know I was wrong." Okuda lowered his head and admitted his mistake with a very sincere attitude.

"But if it's after school, I'm still willing to work with you to study the poison that can kill me."

Okuda's eyes suddenly lit up again.

Cheng Rang naturally put his arms around the shoulders of the octopus next to him and gestured with scissor hands, "Also, you can come to me for a taste test. This time I suddenly discovered some strange flavors that seem to be quite exciting. They are better than many high-altitude wines." carefree."

"Yeah, okay!!" Okuda Aimi finally agreed happily.

"Students, please don't imitate me!" Cheng Rang raised his finger again as if he was worried.

"I don't know how to imitate, you fool!" The classmates scolded him back in unison.

Later facts proved that Okuda’s science scores were indeed outstanding.

But outside of science subjects, the situation is terrible. There is no way to be relegated to Class E for such a partial subject, especially the Chinese language subject.

"I really can't understand the good and evil hidden in words, the complex emotional expressions of human beings, etc..."

"But it actually doesn't matter. At least the equations in mathematics and chemistry can produce absolutely correct answers in the end."

Cheng Rang, as a special poison taster, sat in on Koro-sensei and Okuda's one-on-one class in the classroom after school and touched his chin.

"Are you good at math? Okuda-san, do you want to try teaching Xiaomo-san?"

"Eh? Xiao...Classmate Xiao Mo?"

"Yes." Cheng Rang nodded, "Xiao Mo has good grades in other subjects except mathematics. Maybe after communicating with her, I can learn more about her experience in getting along with others. Classmates help each other.

, it’s also a good teaching~”

Okuda-san shyly twirled her fingers and whispered: "Xiao Mo-san is very cheerful and very popular in the class, but I always feel that... I can't get along with her."

"How is it possible? There is no one that Xiao Mo can't talk to, even aliens..."

"Alien?!"

"Ah, even a 'foreigner' can communicate using body language and pointing fingers!" Cheng Rang almost let it slip and quickly corrected him.

"Is this so..."

"Yeah, so be brave and try it!" Cheng Rang encouraged with a smile.

Okuda Aimi reluctantly raised the corner of her mouth, lowered her head and said, "I don't need to do those kinds of word games and questions that require guessing the subtle psychological changes of others."

Koro-sensei seemed to have come up with an idea on the sidelines, picked up a pen and wrote something quickly.

"I see, then let my teacher give you a special homework."

There was a chemical formula written on the paper that Cheng Rang couldn't understand at all. He held his forehead and asked, "Koro-sensei, what is this?"

"It's the [most effective] poison for me as a teacher - in theory."

"Eh?"

The next day, Okuda Aimi brought the prepared poison.

"Is this the poison that the teacher asked you to make? You also drew comics about the storage of highly toxic substances. Koro-sensei is still so enthusiastic..." Kayano Kaede flipped through the comic book and found that there was Teacher Cheng's signature at the end. .

"Hey, was this drawn by Teacher Cheng?"

Okuda felt that Koro-sensei must be trying to tell her that even if she couldn't understand Mandarin at all, she could just use her strengths and avoid her weaknesses in the science subjects she was good at.

But what happened next was...

This bottle of so-called "poison" is actually a medicine that can strengthen Korosensei, activating cells in his body and increasing tissue fluidity.

Transformed into a slime, Koro-sensei is running around the classroom and can even fit himself into a small desk.

"You, you lied to me, right, Koro-sensei?!"

"Hahaha, of course it lied to you."

Teacher Cheng pushed the door open with hearty laughter, making everyone look at him.

"And after learning this, I secretly modified Koro-sensei's formula and added a large amount of ethanol to it~"

That is alcohol.

"Wha...what?!"

Korosensei, who had turned into a soft mass adsorbed on the roof, realized at this moment that he seemed to be drunk.

Cheng Rang stretched out his foot to block the door, raised a wicked smile and said, "You must let Koro-sensei show you a trick today, otherwise it would be a big loss if I am the only one who sees it!"

"--No!!"

"Okuda-san, for assassination activities, the ability to deceive others is indispensable." Cheng Rang shook his finger and looked at the slime who was being chased and jumped around in the classroom by the whole class.

"No matter how powerful the poison you can prepare, if you can't make the assassination target drink it, it's equivalent to a complete waste of your talent."

Aimi Okuda chose poison during the actual assassination training.

Strategy (poison), skill (gun), and stealth (dagger) are the three elements of assassination that Teacher Cheng once taught them.

"Although the perfect assassination is a clever blend of these three, there is one thing, Okuda-san."

"If you only choose one of them and achieve it to the highest level, you can also become an excellent assassin."

Teacher Cheng's eyes looked at her again, full of determination and encouragement, as if she could inject endless power into her body, and there seemed to be something burning in her chest——

"You can also become...the strongest!"

Okuda Aimi raised her head vigorously and couldn't wait to give Teacher Cheng a response. At this time, her eyes were radiating with moving brilliance.

"yes!"

Chapter 21 The time of beauty

A month passed quickly after spending time with my classmates. During this period, campus life was very smooth.

Every day, the assassination classroom of Class E is as lively as ever. After receiving guidance from two teachers with very different personalities, everyone uses the knowledge they learned to assassinate them.

Compared to Koro-sensei who unreservedly used Mach speed to evade the assassinations of his classmates and then provided guidance on the shortcomings, Teacher Cheng made corresponding changes to each student's strength more accurately.

He would keep all his movements and speeds as high as the classmates who came to assassinate him could achieve, and then a little more.

It will give you the feeling every time, "If you go faster next time, if you go faster, you will definitely succeed!"

If Koro-sensei trains his classmates in assassination ideas and strategies, then Teacher Cheng is equivalent to teaching you step-by-step experience.

With each assassination, you can feel that you are stronger than the last time, and Teacher Cheng is more difficult to kill than the last time. This joy, which is like gaining experience to upgrade, makes the students full of enthusiasm every day as if they are addicted.

And many girls in the class actually have a high impression of Teacher Cheng.

After all, compared to the unacceptable-looking yellow octopus, Teacher Cheng, who is handsome, gentle, considerate, and occasionally mischievous, is more likely to win the hearts of adolescent girls.

In the class' "Most Popular Handsome Male Teacher PK among Girls", Cheng Rang defeated the cool boy Wu Jian's deputy classmate by a large number of votes.

The director won the first place.

Another note: Koro-sensei only received 1 vote in this contest...

No matter how you think about it, that vote must have been cast by classmate Xiao Mo. After all, she was the only one who could accept the octopus aesthetically.

Although perhaps such high popularity is partly due to the system's [Human camp favorability is fixed at 100], Teacher Cheng, who occasionally receives love letters from classmates, always refuses with a wry smile, and then informs everyone that he is married. .

"Eh~?! I'm super curious about what Teacher Cheng's wife is like!"

A woman who can be described by Teacher Cheng as "the most beautiful person in the world", "a super good character, a hundred times more popular than herself" and "even a genius works harder than anyone else".

It always feels as perfect as the setting in a fairy tale...

Features: Blonde hair and blue eyes.

Nakamura Reiakura immediately raised her hands and stood up shouting: "Are you like me?!"

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I got a subtle answer from Teacher Cheng: “It’s almost the same, but still far from it.”

"Eh~~"

The school bell rang as usual today, but what all the students did not expect was what would happen in the first class tomorrow...

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"... Let me introduce, this is the temporary teacher who will be responsible for teaching English classes to everyone starting today." Deputy head teacher Mr. Wu Jian stood beside the podium, stretched out his hand to indicate to the students in the audience that he was currently leaning against the classroom. The voluptuous woman in the teacher.

"My name is Irina Yelabiki. Please take good care of me, classmates!"

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The students in the audience had different expressions, but all of them felt strange about the new beautiful teacher's intimate attitude towards the octopus on the stage.

"...She is a great beauty!"

"The breasts are so plump--"

"By the way, why are they stuck together like glue?"

"Blonde hair, blue eyes, beautiful appearance, and great figure - could this be Teacher Cheng's..."

"It's impossible, maybe it's just that the features are similar, and she doesn't have a wedding ring on her hand!"

Listening to the various discussions among the students below, Karasuma whispered to Koro-sensei: "It is the school's decision to allow students to be exposed to authentic foreign languages ​​during lectures. You should have no objection to giving her half of the English class time, right? ?”

"Well...since it's the school's decision, there's nothing we can do about it."

Under the podium, Kayano Kaede whispered to Nagisa beside him: "It seems that a very powerful teacher has come. And he seems to have a very good impression of Koro-sensei."

"Yes, but this may also become one of the entry points for assassination." Shioda Nagisa took out the record book.

As an octopus-shaped creature, Koro-sensei must have felt a little overwhelmed when being hugged tightly by a human woman.

Korosensei always has a unique expression on his face...what kind of expression does he show when he is at a loss?

Nagisa, who chose to observe carefully, held his breath and devoted himself wholeheartedly.

As if being attracted by a magnet, Koro-sensei's gaze moved swiftly to the proud peaks of the blonde beauty teacher, and was sucked into the abyss-like arc.

Its round head turned pink, two blushes appeared, and the curvature of the corners of its mouth became a little obscene.

——Isn’t this just normal shyness? !

[Koro-sensei’s Weakness 5: Breasts]

"In the end, it just showed a featureless expression."

"Hmm...it turns out they have the same expressions as humans."

Irina's eyes flashed, and she used her fingers to gently caress Koro-sensei's body intoxicatedly, "Ah, you are indeed the type who becomes more handsome the more you look at her. Those round eyes that look like masculine pills, and the ambiguous joints."

She hugged Koro-sensei directly and rested her head on Koro-sensei's chest, "I think my heart is about to be captured by you!"

"Oh my god, how can I bear this!" Koro-sensei's pink face seemed to turn a darker shade of color.

Don't be fooled, Koro-sensei! No woman will ever fall in love with you because of these characteristics!

... We are not that slow-witted, and the teacher who would come to this class at such a period - it is absolutely impossible for him to be an ordinary person!

It's a pity that Koro-sensei couldn't hear the roars in his classmates' hearts, and he was hit hard by Irina-sensei's sugar-coated bullets as soon as he arrived.