I, holding a long sword in my hand, only know one move

When Hubie was first asked to pretend to be a human, she said it was easy to use elves to construct a disguise magic device.

But the problem is that there will be elven reactions in the settlement.

So I had to take the last resort and cover it up like this.

She seemed to be using this tail, which she said to be a medium for connecting nerves through the Elf Corridor, to gain power from the surroundings.

It sounds like human beings eating, not for use as spirits, but for "ingestion".

So there is no elf reaction - and it has to be exposed anyway.

"Rick, don't force girls to do unreasonable things."

Cheng Rang also said the same. Rick scratched his head and said with some self-deprecation: "Forget it, in this case you just insist that it is decoration. Let me say it again, if someone finds out that you are not a human being, it is impossible to proceed." The analysis of the heart, you have to remember this and try your best to play the role of a human being."

".....OK, I understand."

"I will also help cover, don't worry!" Cheng Rang raised his hand as if he wanted to pat Rick's shoulder, but he stiffened after just raising it and seemed to give up again.

The three of them entered through the narrow cave tunnel, came to the door and knocked on the fence.

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"Ah, Rick! You're back...earlier than planned."

Every time the gatekeeper saw Rick come back alive, he seemed very excited: "Thank you for your hard work!"

"Oh, Aislan, are you also guarding the hope of mankind today?"

"Ahaha... Cheng, you seem to be fine too." The gatekeeper boy named Aislan scratched his head and smiled, his eyes clearly noticing Hubie following behind the two of them.

"Who is this...."

"The reason we came back early." Rick answered, passing through the door.

News was transmitted very quickly in the settlement. As soon as the three of them arrived at the square, Kelong's figure had already rushed towards Rick.

"Li~~gram~~~!"

"It's coming..." Rick seemed to have anticipated such a scene. He muttered, and was staggered by Kelon who bumped into his arms, "Well... the strength is too much."

"Huh? I think I heard you saying something very rude?"

Kelon, who raised his head in Rick's arms, had a smile so gentle that it could send chills down one's spine.

"I returned him to you intact, Kelon."

"Thank you, Cheng."

"Leave it to me, no problem!" Cheng Rang clenched his fist and hit his chest twice.

"Did you two make any deal behind my back?"

Rick's question did not receive an answer from Kelon, because her attention had been completely attracted by the extra figure.

"Where did this child come from! It's so cute!"

She quickly hugged Hubi, so fast that even Cheng Rang couldn't react, and Rick had been completely thrown aside by her.

"What, Rick. Since you are looking for a wife, just say so!"

"....

.puff. "

"Kelong, is your head okay?" He warned Cheng Rang, who covered his mouth, with his eyes. Rick said helplessly: "In this world, which idiot would travel five days to find his wife."

However, Ke Long had an "I understand" expression and bumped him with her elbow: "Really, don't be shy~ In this era, the first important thing is to have children, the second is food, and then everything else Have a baby!"

"Ke Long is right." Cheng Rang immediately nodded in agreement.

——These two people are hopeless.

"However, Rick has no signs of that at all, which makes me worried all the time! I won't get in the way, and you two will be gentle after entering the bathhouse-"

"...Don't move your hands."

Seeing Ke Long holding his thumb between his index finger and middle finger and protruding outward, Rick couldn't help but hold his forehead.

"Ke Long, this is actually a survivor of the destroyed village." Cheng Rang finally cooperated with Rick on personnel affairs. He explained: "After we interpret the goblin map, we plan to go to the ruins to collect intelligence, right? But drinking water It seems to be consumed faster, haha... It seems to be my fault, so I passed a small settlement on the way to collect water..."

Seemingly coming back to his senses, Ke Long stopped moving and followed Cheng Rang's eyes to look at the girl in front of him who lowered his head and remained silent.

"There was a battle in the settlement, and the situation was very tragic... It seemed like she was the only one who survived."

It has to be said that even Rick admired Cheng Rang's acting skills. He made a solemn and sad expression and said: "So Rick disrupted the original plan and decided to bring her back first."

After listening to the explanation, Kelon sighed, turned to Hubi with sympathetic eyes, and asked gently: "I'm sorry, you encountered such an unfortunate thing, but I was a little unruly... What's your name?" "

"....Hubby."

Hubie responds as assigned and programmed.

She pretended to be timid and hid behind Rick to answer.

Seeing her appearance, Kelon smiled and nodded, and then said: "Don't worry, it's safe here because Rick is here. But how did you and Rick meet?"

Hubie was speechless for a moment, and Rick quickly indicated with his eyes to "cooperate with Cheng's remarks."

However, as a machine type, it is of course impossible for her to understand such an overly abstract expression.

Hubie opened her lips lightly, with a hint of timidity in her tone——

"...Hubie...kissing...Rick...forced...reproductive acts..."

"Cheng...has also seen everything...he can testify."

Okay, here comes the problem.

Judging from these two statements, except for the two parties involved, Rick and Cheng Rang, who can understand that it was Hubi who forced Rico to perform reproductive acts?

Cheng Rang also said: I'm just a show-goer. What's going on, it's the same as standing by and watching a woman being raped?

"Wait a minute, Kelon, I..."

"That kind of thing-"

Ke Long seemed to no longer want to listen to the explanations of the two people who were in a hurry. He took heavy steps forward, threw two uppercuts as if he wanted to penetrate the world, and roared to shake the cave:

“You must first confirm that you have evacuated to a safe area before doing so!!”

Easily taking away the consciousness of Rick and Cheng Rang.

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After his vision went dark, Cheng Rang couldn't help but think.

Is Kelon the hero who saves mankind?

Otherwise, why couldn't even I, the sword god, be able to defend against this blow?

too strong.....

Chapter 18 Is it wrong to be a Lolicon?

He was a young survivor of a destroyed settlement, and he was forced to perform that kind of behavior when they first met. He even unlocked the third-person perspective to play in an even more exciting way.

Such rumors spread faster than any news here, and now the entire settlement is discussing this topic passionately.

"Damn it, Rick is still a virgin, don't slander him! I'm watching carefully!"

And as Cheng roared in explanation, everyone looked at Rick with more and more complicated eyes.

"ah....."

A lament that seemed to have resigned itself to fate was squeezed out of Rick's throat. Withstanding all kinds of words and sights, Rick passed through the settlement and walked towards his room.

"You two, please forgive me..."

"...What's the matter?" Hubie asked as he tilted his head.

Cheng Rang, on the other hand, hung up on Rick with snot and tears, crying that people here have mental problems. I can't explain it no matter how I am, and I was even mistakenly thought that the person who had sex with Hubi was me. Such things.

"After all, you want to know my heart, right? That's a temptation, right? Can't you look a little older?"

It won't be like this from now on.

Hubie's eyes widened in surprise at Rick's dissatisfaction.

"This look... suits human males... Rick's preferences..."

Cheng Rang's fake cry stopped abruptly, and his gaze, which seemed to be carrying heat, was pointed directly at Rick, and he looked up and down.

"So you are a lolicon?"

"I don't want to be called a lolita by people like you. I like something sexier-"

"Lying." x2

Such bright and decisive answers came from Hubi and Cheng Rang in unison.

"If that's the case, you have no reason...not to have sex with that human named Kelon."

"Well, you are not siblings. Besides, Kelong is very cute and has a good figure." Cheng Rang and Hubi analyzed each other sentence by sentence.

"Five years! Anyone else would have become a father long ago, right?"

Come on - Rick thought.

Being considered a lolicon due to Hubi's mechanical judgment, and being cited by Cheng as an example of Kelong, which thing should I be angry about now?

"...Besides, human males...all prefer...young girls."

"What a joke! Don't overturn a whole boat of people with one stroke. Everyone has their own preferences -"

"...Negative...As far as biology is concerned, if you want to produce...young individuals are beneficial, and there is no room for discussion."

As far as the current situation of human beings in this world is concerned...

"Indeed." Cheng Rang held his chin and nodded in agreement.

——These two guys...

"...There is no ambiguous subjectivity among Ex-Machina. Humans prefer young women who can reproduce. This is a simple fact."

"In other words, it doesn't matter if you are a lolicon. In this world, it is the most normal thing."

"I feel more and more that it's difficult for you two to communicate."

With a weak expression on his face, Rick endured all kinds of sights from behind and finally reached his room.

This section of the road feels very far, which is probably not an illusion.

"...This is...Rick's room?"

An Ex-Machina girl who didn't know what her real intention was was looking at Rick's room with fresh eyes, while another figure with black hair also poked his head in unceremoniously.

"This is the first time I've seen the leader's room. How can I put it..."

"Does it surprise you that it's so simple?"

Cheng Rang closed his mouth knowingly, but Hubi said: "....I'm surprised, it's so, so awesome."

Is there any sarcasm or scene that even a machine can understand? Rick was slightly self-deprecatingly impressed.

It was probably prepared by Kelon. There were meals placed on the ground covered with a mat, and Rick started to get started.

All he wanted now was to satisfy his appetite quickly and then fall asleep like a puddle of mud.

"....What are you doing...?"

"Obviously, he is eating." Cheng Rang explained on Rick's behalf: "Compared to Ex-Machines, humans need to absorb energy from a variety of substances, and they can maintain their mobility through eating behaviors. Simple Let me tell you, if you don’t eat, you will die.”

This explanation was very easy to understand for the Ex-Machina, so Hubie nodded.

Cheng Rang watched Rick's condition and then said, "Rick is very tired. It's best we don't disturb him."

"It's rare for you to be so considerate to me. I'm going to sleep after eating..." Rick looked tired while putting the food into his mouth with a fork, "But for safety reasons, you still Leave her here with me, who knows if you will take her around, it will be very troublesome if she is exposed on the first day back."

"Do I seem like the kind of unreliable person?" Cheng Rang asked, pointing at himself in astonishment.

Rick didn't answer and just continued to put food into his mouth.

"Okay...I'll leave first then."