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On the banner of the temple gate are three splendid characters: Bogong Temple.

That is to say.

This is a land temple dedicated to the earth god.

The couplets pasted on both sides of the front of the main hall:

Soil can produce all things,

The earth can make a thousand auspiciousness.

Inside the main hall, it was old and shabby visible to the naked eye, and there was a thick layer of dust everywhere. There was only a tattered offering table, and it felt like a gust of wind could blow it down.

In front of the offering table, there are three futons, which seem to be woven from wicker.

On the offering table, there are several plates, white porcelain bowls, candlesticks without candles, and a censer mixed with mouse droppings.

Most of the offerings on the plate are steamed buns, which are moldy and black.

The offerings in the bowl should be peaches, which are rotten and smelly.

Behind the offering table, against the wall, stood a clay sculpture standing with its hands behind its back, looking up at the sky forty degrees, covered with many spider webs.

On the chest of the clay sculpture, I don't know who wrote two lines of graffiti, which are also couplets:

There are temples but no monks are swept away,

More incense, more candles, less moonlight.

Such a small temple, so dilapidated.

But Dian Wei stretched his head and glanced at it, but he was shocked.

I saw a monster squatting on the futon in front of the offering table. His complexion was as pale as bone, he was only one meter tall, and his head was exaggerated, bigger than his body.

The huge head was pressed against the thin neck, extremely twisted and weird.

There seems to be a human face on the head, full of folds, empty eyes, no eyebrows, rosacea, and crooked mouth.

Her head was still covered with scabies, densely packed, looking very penetrating.

This ghost appearance is already very scary, but what is even more scary is that its body is translucent.

If I have to use an analogy, this monster is like Gollum from The Lord of the Rings, a fat version.

"ghost?!"

Dian Wei's heart was awe-inspiring, what the **** is this chance?

He didn't even think about it, he turned around and ran.

"Young man, can you see me?" Suddenly, an old and dejected voice came.

Dian Wei's whole body tightened, and he turned his head halfway and slowly turned back.

The monster was looking over, his eyes fell on Dian Wei's face, seeing Dian Wei turn his head and look at it with focused pupils, it suddenly became excited and said, "You can also hear my voice, right? "

Dian Wei's Adam's apple twitched, trying to keep his composure.

This ghost speaks words and should be able to communicate.

Also, it's broad daylight, so ghosts can't run into the sun, right?

Dian Wei took a step back, stood in the sun, and said boldly, "Who are you, where are you sacred?"

This is the question.

The monster was even more excited, and continued: "I don't dare to be holy, the little **** is just a local land master, his surname is Zhang and Wende."

"Master Tudi, just you?" Dian Wei blinked, his surprise written all over his face.

Dare, this ghost is the owner of this land temple!

In Journey to the West, the "Land Laoer" who was called by Brother Monkey and lingered, actually appeared in front of him.

"This world is really amazing."

Dian Wei was amazed in his heart, and immediately thought, if there are earth gods here, then whether the gods and Buddhas of the gods also...

At this time, Duke Tu took a few steps forward, looked at Dian Wei carefully with his empty eyes, and said with a trembling face: "It's strange, you are obviously only a mortal, how can you see the 'Yin God'?"

How could Dian Wei know what was going on?

Also, what is the Yin God?

He pondered for a while, and said, "Master Tudi, a monster ate the whole village yesterday."

After all, he stared at Duke Tudi to see how he reacted.

Since you are a part of the land, if there are monsters running to your territory, you won't be indifferent.

When Duke Tudi heard this, he sighed, "That's a 'Bodhisattva', alas, the Bodhisattva wants to eat people, but the little gods are powerless to stop him!"

"What did you say, Bodhisattva?" Dian Wei was stunned, thinking he heard it wrong, "Bodhisattva, cannibalism?"

"What do Bodhisattvas eat when they don't eat people?" Duke Tui asked, "Yes, you are just a mortal, how could you possibly know what a Bodhisattva is?"

Dian Wei was speechless, "Then, will the Bodhisattva come back?"

"No, He just passed by this place, he should be 100,000 miles away by now." Duke Tu shook his head and sat down slowly, holding a giant baby's head on his head.

"Young man, what's your name?" asked the land master.

Dian Wei felt strange in his heart. As a land, would he not know who the residents were on his land?

but…

Judging from the situation, it seems that this land master really doesn't know him.

"My name is Dian Wei." Dian Weiluomo said.

"Well, young man Dian, you appeared at the right time." Duke Tu nodded, "The little **** was shaken by the roar of the bodhisattva, and his yin and spirit were shattered, and he will soon perish."

Another long sigh.

Dian Wei's eyes narrowed slightly, he dared to love that this land man was dying.

"I, Zhang Wende, was born a prodigy. He started to practice martial arts at the age of eight, formally entered the martial arts at the age of ten, became a 'teacher' at the age of forty-seven, and became a 'walker' at the age of ninety-five. at the hands of the enemy."

"After my death, I received the kindness of Master, which not only kept the yin and spirits from dispersing, but also helped me to become a land master, sitting on a town, accepting more than 100,000 people to pray with incense, and enjoying boundless blessings."

"I never thought that my luck would not last long. Master also died at the hands of the thieves, and my body and spirit were destroyed. I lost my protection, my ancestral temples and temples were destroyed by the wicked, I was driven out of the city, wandered around, wandered around, and finally came to This ruined temple lives on."

"I never imagined that a Bodhisattva would pass by this place, and with a roar, I would be seriously injured by the shock."

Speaking of which, Duke Tudi looked at Dian Wei, "You must have felt the fear of the Bodhisattva. Just the sound of his breathing made you bleed from your seven orifices."

Dian Wei pricked up his ears and listened to the Lord of the Land.

Although he heard a lot of content, he didn't ask much.

God knows if this dying land master will use any evil methods to save the dog's life, such as seizing the house.

"Dian Wei, the little god's life is about to end." Duke Tu sighed deeply, "You and I are destined, the little **** wants to give you a great fortune."

Dian Wei immediately became vigilant.

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Do not make jokes.

You and I are not relatives, so don't give away such deceptive things as Dafahua, don't come to me, I don't want to die so fast.

The land public opened his mouth and vomited out.

Whoops!

A cloud of mucus was spit out from the mouth of the land man.

The land man stretched out his hand and scratched twice in the mucus, revealing a square seal immediately.

"Dian Wei, can you see this thing?" Duke Tu asked.

Dian Wei nodded, "A square seal."

Duke Tu nodded: "This thing is the seal of Duke Tu, and the person who holds this seal is the **** of the land."

With that said, the land master handed over the seal, "Dian Wei, Xiao Shen wants you to take over the seal and become a land."

Dian Wei heard something mysterious and said in surprise: "The **** of the earth, can you be any one you want? Anyone can do it?"

"Naturally not, one must hold the exclusive seal of the land **** to become a party of land." Land Gong Liandao.

Dian Wei understood.

The Earth God is a clergy, but this position only recognizes the seal and not the person, whoever holds the seal is the one.

"There are only two ways to become a land.

First, accept the canonization, that's how I became the land;

Second, inherit from the land god, I choose you as the successor. "

Duke Tu explained carefully, "Generally speaking, only the 'yin god' can see the seal, so only the 'yin god' is qualified to be the **** of the earth, but you seem to be born with different eyes, so you are also qualified."

Dian Wei didn't dare to accept it, so he said cautiously, "Lord Tudi, what kind of virtue and what can I do? Besides, I won't be rewarded without merit."

The Lord of the Earth said the famous saying, "Little God has something to ask for..."