I Have Many Life Tokens

Chapter 16: Brother Jiang! You’re famous!

Translator: Henyee Translations Editor: Henyee Translations

Black Tortoise City, in “A Little Sweet” teahouse…

“Hey, have you heard?”

“Heard what?”

“Oh my, the incident at the inn called ‘This Isn’t a Shady Inn.'”

“Oh… I heard, I heard. I didn’t expect that Jiang Lin didn’t die!”

“Not only did he not die, but I also heard my great nephew’s wife’s bestie’s boyfriend’s girlfriend say that at that time, Fairy Lin had a fight with Jiang Lin at the inn, and guess what? When the Dragon Gate Sect disciples heard the loud noise and broke through the door… that Jiang Lin… was actually… actually…”

“Oh my, actually what, say it!”

“He was actually naked and hugging Fairy Lin and kissing her furiously!”

“What?! How dares that lecherous thief act so boldly!”

“Who knows. The cultivators of the Dragon Gate Sect and Black Tortoise City are now in pursuit.”

***

The Drunken Immortal Residence in Black Tortoise City, the largest place of pleasure in Black Tortoise City, was known as the Emperor’s Uncle’s1 Club, and usually did the most business at night.

And early in the morning, a man rushed into the Drunken Immortal Residence.

“Brother Hao, Brother Hao! Something terrible happened!” the man shouted, and pushed open the door, causing a scream to come out from the room.

“What are you shouting for? What’s the urgent matter? Can’t you see I’m learning Black Tortoise City’s dialect?!”

A man sat up on the large double bed, and a woman from the club pulled the covers straight up over her face.

“Brother Hao! You can study the dialect another day, but the Dragon Gate Sect’s Fairy Lin, she… she…”

“Fairy Lin?! How is she?!”

“She was forcibly kissed!”

“What?!”

***

In Black Tortoise City’s Confucian Academy, an old teacher stepped up to the podium, looked at the headlines in today’s Black Tortoise City Daily, and seriously said, “Perverts are infesting Black Tortoise City recently. Girls, take care to protect yourselves, and those with dates keep an eye on their girlfriends. All right, now let’s start the lesson.”

***

Above the streets of Black Tortoise City, a little girl wanted a tanghulu, but didn’t get one, and sat on the ground, crying.

“Cry, cry, cry, you’ve got cavities, and you’re still thinking about eating candy. Don’t cry again; the pervert called Jiang Lin loves crybabies the most!”

Just as the girl’s mother finished her last sentence, the little girl’s cries came to an abrupt halt, and her fat little face flushed from holding her breath.

***

In “This Restaurant is Cheap” in Black Tortoise City, a woman ordered some side dishes, filled up a bowl of rice, and ate her lunch in a good mood.

Since the girl was innocent and cute, she looked even more charming every time she put the rice into her small mouth. Many people in the restaurant secretly looked at her.

Soon, a man dressed in white with a jade pendant around his waist and holding a fan with a landscape painting came forward, and sat opposite the “woman.”

“Ahem, ahem…” The man cleared his throat, and his painted fan unfolded with a swish, lifting a small handful of bangs. “Is her ladyship dining alone?”

The girl didn’t answer, and continued to bury her head in her food.

“Well, be careful, lady. Recently, there’s a rapist out in the city named Jiang Lin. If the lady doesn’t mind, I, Ye Liangchen1 of the Non-Pearl Willow Sect2, would like to travel with you—”

With a swish, before Ye Liangchen could finish his sentence, the girl stood up, and picked up a handkerchief to wipe her mouth.

“Goo—”

Bang!

Before Ye Liangchen could finish, the woman threw a punch, and he flew out of the inn. Ye Liangchen covered his chest and tried to get up, but he passed out, short on breath.

“I’m a man! A pure man!” said “the woman” gruffly, “her” head raised, and turned away after dropping a piece of broken silver into the waiter’s hands.

…

In Black Tortoise City’s mayor’s boudoir, a girl in a black dress, with skin like snow, was looking at today’s Black Tortoise City Daily. Another girl with eyebrow makeup looked somewhat nervously at the slender and charming woman beside her.

“Yuni, listen to me. There must be some misunderstanding in this matter. Even though Little Jiang Lin is young and vigorous, he couldn’t possibly be naked…”

“Of course there’s a misunderstanding!” said Jiang Yuni as she stood up, and the black life-bound longsword swept past the girl’s eyebrows and landed in her hand.

“Yuni, calm down, calm down. Little Jiang Lin is definitely not that kind of person.” Just as the woman was about to fly out with her sword, Luo Qinshang, Black Tortoise City’s mayor, hurriedly hugged the girl’s slender waist.

“Needless to say, my Jiang Lin is certainly not that kind of person. This Lin Qingwan not only seduced my Jiang Lin, but also slandered him with rumors because she couldn’t get him! My Little Linlin must be very depressed! I would like to see if the Dragon Gate Sect can withstand my sword!”

“What? Seduction? Slander?”

In the newspaper Black Tortoise City Daily that landed on the ground, it was written in black and white that Jiang Lin had defiled Fairy Lin Qingwan, the big senior sister of the Dragon Gate Sect, so how did it turn out to be the other way around in this girl’s eyes?

“Isn’t it that way? Qinshang, let go of me!”

“No! Yuni, first put down the sword in your hand; let’s calm down!” Luo Qinshang somewhat wanted to cry. “I will definitely investigate this matter to clear Jiang Lin’s name, but if you go out, once your identity is exposed, you will definitely be surrounded by various old farts. At that time, when the commotion is big, Little Lin will also be affected by it.”

“But…”

“There’s no but.”

Watching the girl in her arms soften slightly, Luo Qinshang took hold of Jiang Yuni’s slender hand, and turned to the front of Jiang Yuni, their beautiful eyes locked together. “Believe me! I will not let Little Lin get hurt in any way.”

Jiang Yuni looked straight into Luo Qinshang’s eyes, while Luo Qinshang’s eyes were full of sincerity.

“Qinshang, tell me the truth.”

“What!”

“Do you have your eyes on Little Lin too?!”

“???”

***

“Xueli, try not to go out after we go and buy the items we need to travel to the mystic realm.”

On the lively streets of Black Tortoise City, a voice transmitted into the consciousness of a girl who wore a muli and an oversized robe to cover her figure.

“Is Sister Sword Spirit worried about that rapist named Jiang Lin?!”

“I’m somewhat concerned. I heard that Lin Qingwan of the Dragon Gate Sect had reached the Dragon Gate Tier, and even she was slighted. Although you are gifted and born with Supreme Bones, you are not at a high tier now, after all, so you should also be careful for the time being.

“But you don’t have to worry too much. As long as the rapist hasn’t entered the Uncut Jade Tier, if he dares to come… Sister Sword Spirit can break all his legs!”

“Yes, as long as Sister Sword Spirit is around, Xueli is not afraid of anything. If he dares to come, then Xueli will eliminate the scourge for the people!”

***

“Ah… choo…”

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“Brother Jiang, is everything okay?”

“Nothing, it’s nothing. I just caught a chill.” Jiang Lin rubbed his nose, and looked at Fang Chaoqun. “By the way, what did you just say?”

“Oh, Brother Jiang, congratulations,” said Fang Chaoqun while holding the newspaper Black Tortoise City Daily, and standing up to cup his fist in congratulations.

“Congratulations?! I’ve become a father?!”

“Become a father? I wouldn’t know about that, but Brother Jiang… You’re famous!”