I Have Countless Ability Cards

　　His name is Gu Fan, and he made an important decision.

　　 You must use bricks to stun that shameless bastard!

　　......

　　 This is a Sunday in June, in the afternoon.

　　 Gu Fan ran to the park not far from home for a walk, ready to digest the five big roasted pig's feet in his stomach.

　　 But, when Gu Fan was walking on a quiet path, an old man in black suddenly sprang out of the small wood next to him.

　　 didn't give Gu Fan any reaction time at all, just a hungry dog ​​threw himself into his food and hugged Gu Fan's thigh tightly.

　　 "Ah, ah! It hurts. You hit me and you lose money! Don't want to leave without losing money."

　　 At this time, Gu Fan reacted.

　　 Touch porcelain? !

　　 Gu Fan had seen some cases of touching porcelain before, but it was the first time that it was so blunt and unreasonable like today.

　　 "Touch the porcelain, don't pretend! Let go of me quickly, or I will be rude to you!"

　　 In the face of such a person who touched porcelain, Gu Fan would definitely not give a good look.

　　 However, hearing Gu Fan's words, the old man was not moved.

　　 There was a firm expression on the wretched old face.

　　 "Anyway, today I am dependent on you, don't want to leave without paying you!"

　　 "If you have the courage to hit me, if you dare to hit, I dare to lie on the ground directly."

　　 Hearing this, Gu Fan looked at the old man's face and suddenly laughed.

　　 At the same time he made an important decision.

　　 Gu Fan is quite familiar with this trail.

There is no camera around 　　 to take pictures, and because it is around 1 in the afternoon, the weather is very hot, and no one happened to pass by.

　　 You must use bricks to stun this shameless bastard!

　　 After the filming, he left. Gu Fan didn't believe that this old man who touched porcelain would dare to find the police to arrest him after he woke up.

　　 Thinking of this, Gu Fan looked around.

　　 There was a standard tile just not far away, red in color with black spots on it.

　　 is the most suitable for shooting people.

　　 Thinking, Gu Fan has already stepped away and walked towards the brick.

　　 However, Gu Fan obviously underestimated the old man's alertness and willpower.

　　 Just when he sensed that Gu Fan wanted to take a step forward, the old man suddenly grabbed Gu Fan's pants and tore them frantically.

　　 If it weren't for Gu Fan to instinctively grab his pants, he would most likely be taken off by the old man.

　　 It’s just that the pants are kept, but the shoes are not.

　　 In a torn, the old man took off both of Gu Fan’s shoes...

　　 Then, Gu Fan's two baskets of black socks were completely exposed to the air.

　　 What's more embarrassing is that Gu Fan's blue sock on his right foot has a hole in his big toe.

　　The exposed big toes, stepping on the ground, felt a kind of hot.

　　 My god, Gu Fan can swear to heaven.

　　 Since learning the physics truth that "the effect of force is mutual", Gu Fan seldom kisses other people's faces with his fists.

　　 But in the current situation, Gu Fan can't tolerate Gu Fan to pick up the brick.

　　 slammed his fist directly, making a gesture to hit the old man.

　　 "I am not a porcelain, I am not a liar, I am a good person!"

　　 "I need money. When I was watching the news two days ago, someone made money through this method. I did this."

　　 "Don't hit me!"

　　......

　　 Just when Gu Fan was about to move his feet, the old man suddenly broke out and started talking nonsense.

　　 The fist that Gu Fan had already raised also stopped in the air.

　　The reason Gu Fan stopped was not because he really believed the old man's words, but because he saw his expression.

　　 grievance, sadness, tears in the eyes.

　　 The expression of the old man now feels pitiful to Gu Fan.

　　 Soaring acting, pretending to be pitiful?

　　 Gu Fan quickly made a judgment in his heart.

　　 It’s just that, if it’s really a pretense, the old man’s acting skills are too good.

　　 Let's not talk about his control of his expression and his emotional grasp. Just say that the tears just flow, it is a lot higher than the acting skills of many domestic stars.

what's going on?

　　 Gu Fan has a habit. After he makes a judgment on a matter, he will never change his mind.

　　 But at the same time, when he is unsure of something, even if it is absurd, he wants to find out.

　　 So, at this time he decided to give the old man a chance.

　　 He didn't completely put down his fist, but shook it in front of the old man, and said.

　　 "Give you one minute, give me a reason not to use my casserole-big fist to hit your face!"

　　 "Okay, I will tell you the truth." The old man looked at Gu Fan with a complicated expression, and finally said slowly.

　　 "I'm really not a bad person. In the words of your planet, I'm actually an alien."

　　 "Three years ago, when I was passing by your planet in a spacecraft, I happened to encounter a group of interstellar pirates."

　　 "My spacecraft was attacked by them and landed on your planet out of control."

　　 "When I woke up, my spaceship was nowhere to be found."

　　 "After three years, I finally found out the specific location of the spacecraft. As long as you give me 1,500 yuan, I can fly to the place where the spacecraft is."

　　 "At that time, I will find some black technology from the spacecraft for you, it will be enough for you to conquer the entire planet!"

　　 After listening to the old man's account, the corners of Gu Fan's mouth twitched twice.

　　 First of all, Gu Fan believed in aliens.

　　 After all, the earth and the stars are such a tiny piece of dust in the entire universe.

　　 There are aliens, it is very possible.

　　 But what the old man said is too much.

　　 There is no logic, full of loopholes.

　　 And the whole statement, isn't it a very classic scam.

　　 Thinking of this, Gu Fan's words began to float.

　　 "Well, since you said that, I won't pretend, it's a showdown!"

　　 "Actually I am Qin Shihuang, I am not dead."

　　 "I have 100 tons of gold in Xicheng. I need 500 yuan to unfreeze my gold in Xicheng. You can transfer it to me in cash, WeChat, or Alipay."

　　 "After turning around, I will bring the troops back to life tomorrow and let you lead the three armies!"

　　 "In general, it's just one sentence. I, Qin Shihuang, make money!"

　　 After Gu Fan said this, the old man was also a little dazed, looking at Gu Fan quietly.

　　 After a long time, UU sighed slightly after reading www.uukánshu.com.

　　 "It turns out that you are also a person who lacks money to do big things, but unfortunately I have no money now, otherwise I can give you a little."

　　 has reached this point, this old man can even say such things.

　　 Can't he hear that Gu Fan is taunting him?

　　 However, during the whole process, the old man's expression was very serious. This made Gu Fan's heart couldn't help but murmur.

"Well, I won't say much about anything else. You said you are an alien, how do you prove it? Can you fly? What supernatural powers do you have? How did you learn to speak the terrestrial language? You said you have a lot of black technology, how can you become such a field?"

　　 "I can't fly, and I don't have special abilities. Our planet mainly develops technology and doesn't pay much attention to individual power. So I'm like an ordinary person."

　　 "I brought a few small technologies with me to help me learn the language of your planets and planets, as well as most of your knowledge. However, my main technological power has fallen on the spacecraft."

　　 "As long as you help me get back to the spaceship, I will repay you!"

　　 After listening to the old man's words, Gu Fan's expression became a little serious. Looking at the old man's expression, there was also a hint of pity.

　　 Now, there are only two possibilities.

　　 The first possibility, this old man is telling the truth, he is really an alien.

　　 Of course, Gu Fan still prefers to believe in the second possibility.

　　 This old man's spirit, I am afraid there is something wrong with it.

　　It’s not surprising to think about it. In this society, people’s lives are fast-paced and stressful.

　　 Maybe something happened to him, he was struggling, and he had a nervous breakdown.

　　 But which of these two possibilities is true?

　　 Gu Fan could not make an accurate judgment either.